Assissin Weiss Cats
By: White Rose

Disclaimer:I don't own Weiss Kruez(wails) so why are there all these baka papers on my desk!
"They are from your college work that you need to do!"(Aya glares)
"Oh right!heheehee, I forgot":
/She's gotten so many reviews, she's forgetton all about her work..../Ken sighs.
/"MATTE! Then she's actually stopped working...."/Omi-kitty thinks rather worried.
"So now we can officially announce the end of the world,"Youji states a cigarette sticking out of his small mouth.
"That enough kitties!"WR"Back into the fic, MWHAHAHAHAHA! Arigatou all for the reviews."
"Meow,"Omi kitty just blinks

Chapter 3: Dinner tidies good and bad....hn....

Aya glared at the man sitting accross the study room, Brad Crawford. His desk was covered with piles of books and papers, in front a
black laptop, reflecting the light on his glasses. The cat growled narrowing his icey violet eyes to slits, then something, actually some cat curled
up near his stomach. Instantly the violet eyes fell upon his own teammate who was stuck in the same predicatment as he was, Siberian, fast asleep.
"You should wake him up,"Brad's voice broke the silence of the study,"otherwise you might loose a member of your team."
/"Shut up,"/Aya muttered moving away from the Siberian, only to have the cat lazily stretch out on him even more.
Brad's chuckle was heard, earning him another glare from the leader of the opposing team,"Don't even think about it."
Within seconds Abyssissin had bounded accross the room, landing right on the keys of the laptop, growling at the American. Even though
he could not speak at the moment his eyes held the determination to find out exactly what he wanted to know,"MEOW!"/ Number one, How did this
happen?/he waited for answer but recieved only a smirk.
"What are you going to do kitty?"he asked in prefect English, this of course enraged the cat. Within seconds the cat leaped at his head, only for the
American to mearily duck, catching him by the scruff of the neck."What's wrong Abysissin, someone pulling your tail?"
"MEROW!"/"LET GO!"/the cat attempted to swat at the American, barely missing his glasses.
"Now, now Abyssissin, you really think that little swat is going to be a threat to me?"again Brad chuckled.
Just then the front door slammed and a loud howl was heard throughout the entire manison. "DINNER TIME!" This statement obivously
came from Farfello which was accompanied with a loud "MEOW!" and the sound of thundering from upstairs coming down stairs.
"Omi-neko! Come back! You didn't take your nap!"
"MEOW!"/"HELP ME!"/
A thud was heard against the study door, followed by a scratch. Relcutantly, Brad opened the door a blur of black instantly raced over his foot.
The American just ignored the small cat's tail, his shoe finding the prefect place, on his tail."MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!"
Within seconds Ken was wide awake, pouncing on the American for causing harm to the youngest member of their team. This caused Brad to
drop Aya who just bounded back at him, the study door was wide open now. Youji soon followed the tackle of the Schwartz leader, giving his
scratches as well. Omi was slightly teary eyed being cooed by Ken while Aya and Youji were standing on the human glaring waiting for the next
move. Then CLICK, along with a large flash, all heads, human and cats, turned towards a hysterical smiling Irish man.
"Now ALL kitties hurt Bradley,"he announced snicker holding the camera high.
Within seconds the cats completely forgot about the about to be shredded American, blinking in complete unison, CLICK! Aya and Ken
caught glimspes of developed pictures in his other hand, and instantly pounced him, attempting to get at the other pictures. Schudlich clamly picked
the pictures from the fight, glanced through then smirked, showing them to Nagi. Nagi just blinked then turned a slight pink before blinking again.
"We'll save these for AFTER dinner,"Brad states snactching the camera and pictures from his team. Within seconds he slamed the door and all
seven other members of the household stopped just blinking, a slight snickering was heard from the opposite side of the door. Aya and Ken frantically
scratched at the door, trying to find any way of destroying the evidence.
"Kitties, it's no use, Bradley has that room under lock and key,"Schudlich smirked picking up the two cats.
/"SHUT UP!"/Ken protested,/"My pride is on the line!"/
"But you look so cute in a wedding dress Ken-ken,"Schu cooed him causing the other two cats (Youji and Omi) to blink, Nagi and Farfello smirked.
"Let's get dinner ready, I can't wait til we break these pictures out."
/"SHINE!"/Aya shouted growling at the German, he just smirked heading towards the kitchen.
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While Schu and Nagi were busy preparing dinner, the four memebers of weiss hid underneathe the coffee table in the living room. Obviously
attempting to find ways to number 1 escape from Schwartz, number 2 get turned back to humans, and 3 get revenge on who ever turned them into
cats in the first place. Unfortently for them, time was not on their side, since they had to quickly catch up on what they had gathered.
"So you talked to Manx!"Omi states happily.
"Iie,"Youji corrected him,"I attempted to talk to Manx, and that baka German destoryed my chance of going hom with her."
"You were going to leave us HERE!"Ken shouts hottly.
"I was going to rescue you,"Youji points out,"eventually."
"Let's look at our options,"Omi sighs heavily,"we have to escape, and get someone other than Schwartz to help us."
"The issue is getting out of this house without them catching us,"Ken sighs adding,"I am NOT leaving until that freak is completely embrassed and
I have had my revenege....making me dress up in a wedding dress.....I'm sooooooo going to kill him."
"Easy Ken-kun, remeber good things come for those who wait,"Omi added.
Ken just hmph annoyed sitting down lazily next to Aya. The leader glared and moved away this time, causing a slight pout from Ken, it went
unnoticed by the rest of the groups.
"Why don't we meet after dinner and figure out a plan that will get us all or at least one of us out of here,"Youji suggests,"by that time, maybe
Bombay will have an idea."
"Hai,"Aya nodded conferming he accepted the mission,"until then eat dinner and gather as much data as possible."
"Brad has to know what happened, what's happening, and what is going to happen,"Omi added, instantly Aya nodded knowing he would be the
one confronting the American, more than once.
"Oi! Kitties! It's time for dinner!"Nagi shouted from the entranced of the living room, Omi struggled to avoid the force but was instantly back into
the arms of the teenage boy. The other cats raced after their teammate, nipping at the boy's heels to drop the young member.
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Ken hopped on one of the chairs staring wide eyed, there was a literal feaste, hasitly he licked his lips. But only had a pair of hands throw him
on the floor, sighing he landed on the carpet glaring at the Irish man who only smiled happily taking his seat.
"Now Ken-ken, all good kitties are eating in the kitchen,"Schu smirked kicking his butt towards the kitchen. Ken pouted then headed over towards
the dish of cat food.
/"I could have gotten over here without HIM touching me"/ Ken grumbled in cat digging into the frist dish.
"Oh shut up Ken-kun,"Youji stated munching then muttering,"I wanted the tuna!"
"Go get your own,"Ken snapped taking a bit full.
"Actually I think I prefer the chicken to the tuna any day,"Youji states digging into the dish.
"Stop bickering both of you,"Aya snapped his eyes again in slits.
"Aya-neko just because you're grumpy, doesn't mean that you can take it out on us,"Youji stated pointing his tail at the leader. Aya didn't even listen
and turned back to finishing his dinner. Omi and Ken just looked at each other and shrugged. Dinner continued in silence from both rooms for the
most part.
Aya looked up feeling a sharp pain in his back that ran all the way down his spine. Instantly his violet eyes snapped open landing on
the last cat he wanted to deal with today let alone in his life,"Youji."
"Nani Aya-kun?"the green eyes looked rather questioned but still held their spark.
"Don't nani me you pulled my tail,"the leader snapped.
"um...Iie, why would I of all people have a death wish,"the cat stated going back to his dinner. Aya glared at the cat and went back to eating. Again
a pull was felt this time Aya swatted turning behind him only to see Ken's back turned to him. Glaring Aya took the soccer cat's soft tail and yanked
hard,"MMMMMMMEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"Instantly Ken was poking his head from under the kitchen table, eyes red with fury.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!"
"You pulled mine FIRST!"Aya snapped angrily,"You have AN OBCESSION WITH TAILS!"
"Why you!"With that Ken instantly pounced on Aya, sending the too into a tumble of fur, claws, and teeth. Omi looked up wondering what was
desterbing his meal, only for wide blue eyes to stare as Aya and Ken came tumbling towards him. . Just as he thought he was about to be in the
middle, the two cats leaped up onto the kitchen counter, thundering as they ran. Youji leaped up on to the chair to get a better view smirking slightly.
The two cats jumped over the sink, Ken landing in the sink while Aya landed on the handle, instantly cold water dripped on Ken. Only for Ken to
relaitate by pouncing on Aya sending him in the sink. Again they went off, the sink still running slowly being to fill. Aya and Ken swatted at each
other, not noticing that they were quickly approaching Youji. WIthin seconds the fight had raised to another cat, this also included the claws, teeth
and tail. The three fell, all landing on their feet chassing each other throughout the kitchen. Eventually they reached the living room, tumbling under
the table where Schwartz was continuing their dinner. Omi raced after the three attempting to break them up. The cats instantly found something
more interesting, Ken fell against the German's foot. Instantly Aya's claw headed for Ken's head, penitrated the sock. The sink was now filled with
water and falling on the kitchen floor, making Nagi blink in shock, as Omi and Youji came running out of the kitchen with ripples of water at their
heels.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Schu leapt, falling backwards in his chair. Ken ran right over his head while Aya landed on his
nose taking after the cat. Youji and Omi looked at each other than the German.
"OI! AYA-kun, Ken-kun! Matte!"Youji shouted picking up Omi in his jaw and taking after the two who were now heading towards the front door.
Nagi leaned over Schudlich asking,"How many fingers am I holding?"
"Two little nekos,"the German replied rather dizzily, his big toe bleeding a little,"Did Farfello pee in his pants cause the carpet is wet?"
"Hn, leave him,"Brad stated heading towards the front door. Nagi quickly turned off the sink without getting his feet wet. Even though the cats were
no where to be seen, he walked over towards the curtain by the window,"Come out bakas."with that he moved the curtain revealing Ken who was
licking his wounds from Aya's assult. Aya then ran between Brad's leg again assulting the cat, this time he found himself getting scratch as Ken
shouted in cat,"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU"VE DONE ENOUGH!" With that Ken scramed under the couch, curled up in a brown ball of remaing fluff.
"Nice move Abyssissin,"Brad smirked as he walked away from the scene. Youji and Omi came out from their hiding places, a flower pot, the
soil all over their heads on pile, the daisy on Omi's head.
"Omi-kun!"Nagi shouted instantly the cat ducked back under the drit, or he tried but found himself floating once again towards Nagi. Instead of having
the arms wrap around him he continued to float,"meow?"The daisy still on his head.CLICK!
"You're completely dirty! You need to take a bath!"Nagi announced to the world. Youji snickered landing on the carpet walking over towards the
couch, his paws leaving soiled print on the green carpet.
/"Going somewhere Yoten?"/a voice cooed in his head, to be precise, Schu's voice cooing him in his head.
/"Yes, for a cigarette,"/the cat replied about to slip away.
Schu chuckled as he picked up the cat then said,"Oi Nagi think you can give this one a bath too?"
"I guess,"Nagi said plucking the older cat with his powers,"Come on then."With that both cats followed meowing, floating towards the bathroom, the
boy in front entering the bathroom, as soon as the cats disappeared, the door slamed.
Aya didn't need a second glance after hearing the first mew, probably from Omi. He was about to confront Brad once again, but he passed
the couch hearing a soft mewing cry. Violet eyes widen then blinked/"Ken?"/he whispered in shock squeezing under the couch. Instantly teal/brown
eyes glared at him causing him to pause.
"Go away,"Ken snapped continuing to lick his wounds,"you've done enough damage for one day."
Aya being Aya, even though it was a cat body, he crawled towards the injured cat. Violet eyes just stared silently at teal/brown, Ken growled attempting
to move away but Aya made him stop in his paws.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!"Ken shouted hottly baring his fangs,"I've already been put into a dress, beaten up,AND turned into a cat! So just leave
me alone."
"Iie,"Aya replied sharply but softly as well.
"Naze!"Ken replied the fur on his back standing on ends.
"Youji and Omi are taking a bath, I'm about to tackle Brad,"Aya paused.
"So go ahead and tackle him,"Ken snapped walking towards the end of the couch.
"I think it would be easier if you came with me, it will be harder for him if we double team him,"Aya states clamly.
"Since when have you EVER been WILLING to work with ME?"Ken stressed a few words not looking back.
"Since we've got thrown into the room with Farfello,"Aya snapped angrily, this caused Ken to turn rather surprised.
"Oh,"Ken became quiet, he paused,"I'll work with you on getting info from Brad demo you HAVE to apologize."
"Gomen,"Aya stated coldly.
Ken walked over to him teal/brown eyes instantly meeting with violet,"with some sort of caring, Aya-kun just once." Violet focused on teal/brown,
then was faced with blackness and a high pitch"MEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!"
"Weiss-neko wants to play with Farfie!"the Irish man happily announced pulling the brown cat from under the couch. Ken instantly retailiated,
winning his freedom and racing out of the living room, alone. Aya just blinked wondering what had happened in those few seconds. He didn't have
long to pounder since Farfello instantly grabbed the Abyssissin handing him from the scruff of the neck. A large knif pointed at his nose, making
him growl,"Be a goood kittie otherwise."Suddenly the golden yellow eye became sleepy, dropping both knife and cat, Aya landed on his feet,
running towards under the couch once again. Only to come in contact with Schudlich's foot this time, he bumped his head, staring up at the tall
German.
"Well hello Abyssissin, fancy meeting you, here." Aya was about to run but only the German grabbed him and the Irish man. Within seconds
Farfello was strapped in his jacket and Aya was on his way to the German's room."Don't worry neko we'll have LOTS of fun."
Aya only growled as the door slamed behind them, Ken silently watching from the end of the hall, teal/brown eyes wide in horrorr.
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WR Notes:Well that's it for now. Gomen for taking so long to get out. Don't worry I'll have the next chapter up soon, it's gonna be a goodie^^
Youji:I hate you! I hate you!
Aya:SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEE! WHITE ROSE SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEE!"
WR:OH YOUR SO CUTE!(squeezes them like a squeaky toy)
Omi and Ken look at each other:REVIEW SO WE CAN CHANGE BACK! ONEGIA!
WR:You actually THINK I'm going to change you back! Are you out of your mind! YOU'RE ALL KWAIII!
Schu:and they say I"M evil.
WR: I'm not evil just creative! heehee^_~ Ja Ne arigatou minna-san!