Heyla ya'll!

Heh heh, i loved the ending to that last chapter. Alot.

And thank you for all your reviews! I'm ultra extremely utterly sorry for not updating sooner! It's like i flicked a switch in my brain and i was avoiding doing it for some reason! -sweatdrops- Also, i've got some chapters written and their documents are saved on fanfic waiting to be posted, but my scandisk that had the file
(And over 300+ pages of origional work, besides the butloads of fanfic pages that trumphed that! Most would never see the light of day but still...) Got broken! It didn't get wet, just the metal part that goes into the computer broke off(Not completely, just one side's still attatched but barely. It was a babysitting incident, and i was stupid), so there's no connection.
I'm wondering if it can be fixed, or if I can at least get the stuff off of it--it's not like the microchip inside was broken, just a connection to the comp. I'm sure some smart computer person can help me, just my mom won't get it taken in someplace. But that could be part of the reason why i haven't updated! -sweatdrops and bows- Sorry!)

Well, without further ado, this chapter!

Itaku just flat out fell to the ground in shock, before springing up to face this new development.

Sakura and Sasuke were both staring at them all, at least three feet apart, and neither of them looked about ready to do anything of the sort.

Though we all know Sakura would have loved to be caught like that, cause it means she would have been doing it with him anyways. (kissing, not the other! minds outta the gutter!)

Sasuke...well, we all know by the fact that there is a black-red tinted-highighted haired, green eyed guy from the future (though the past don't know that, and therefore know nothing -cue evil laughter-... wow, that was wierd.), that he might have liked to, but probably not get caught.

"Idiot!" Itaku yelled. "Don't do that! I don't ever wanna have to go through a false alarm like that again!"

"Dobe" The one in the bear mask spoke. He pulled it off, revealing a pair of blood-red triple-comma eyes fading into a dark azure green (almost black, but really just a dark, dark, dark green. And sexy as, well, the newer Orochimaru minus the creepiness.), and black hair that silked on his face. "Tell your girlfriend to shut up if she can't say anything productive" He told Nuken.

"Hey! He's not my boyfriend!" Korochi yelled. "So you just back off Solo! Or else I'll tell everyone that you still kiss your mommy goodnight before going to bed!"

He flushed slightly. "So?"

She got really rankled. "Well what if I tell them that your mommy still packs your bento box?"

"You just did." He replied, informing her that neither was a threat any longer, now just slightly embarrassing facts.(though they definitely give him a more sensitive side that women can't resist. man, is it that hard for an Uchiha to become non-dateable? Scary, but I think it is...oops, I said nothing. Lineage was not mentioned here...yet. ;P )

"And I'd appreciate it if you didn't read up too much on my life. I like being normal, unlike someone who thinks it's fun to spar with her dad till she's unable to use chakra anymore, then go and train with her mom till she needs to be carried to the hospital on a stretcher every night. I don't have a family/training complex."

"At least I don't do childish stuff anymore!"

"I show affection." Now that,

That Just Stopped All Life.

He was an Uchiha, was he not? and it's not like there are that many stone cold faced ice cubes that show affection, was there?

"Wha...?" Itaku laughed at Nuken and his dumbstruck face.

"Yeah, just cause he's a cold little ice cube, it doesn't mean that he aint warm and gushy inside, that's just cause he's copying dad, the iceberg. He can be very nice, and warm too, when he's not freezing." He looked at Sasuke. "Which is a very rare thing for an Uchiha, excepting Obito, man, that guy must'a made many Uchiha's upset at him!" He laughed, not noticing the slight look of pain in Kakashi's eye, followed by a memory of one such happy moment (for him and Obito, of course, the rest of the Uchihas that were there weren't so lucky. It was probably the first time that a ninja ever got creamed with a pie in the face. Let alone half the Uchiha complex, and most all of the ANBU and the current Hokage) in his past.

"Guess who his mom is, dad." Sasuke was the next object of attention, for a good twelve minutes. Till Nuken and Korochi both got tired of it, and started to fight/train again.

"Ack!" Nuken was swirling with red chakra and had Korochi pinned up against a tree with one hand around her neck, the other on her free leg just at her thigh. All other limbs, including her other leg, were pinned to the tree with Kunai in her clothes, or with wires attached to two of them, effectively strapping her in.

"No fair!" She wheezed out. "I'm not playing if you're gonna pull out Kuji in the middle of a fight without warning me! Kyuubi!" She whined, her gaze going to Naruto. "Tell your kit to stop helping him! He'd never beat me if he would just let us play fair!"

Naruto looked at her suspiciously. "How do you know of the Kyuubi?" He asked, wary threats implied into his normally cheerful tone. Also, the strange speech he used should have tipped you off by now. Naruto's smart when it comes to people, not English.

"Huh?" She asked, before looking at Naruto for a good long moment, while the chakra around Nuken faded rather quickly and Nuken was looking disgruntled.

She kicked free of his hold, and the weapons pulled themselves out of the tree, falling in a heap to the ground. Man, Nuken felt he had to use that many to beat her? Wow, she was proud of herself now.

Now all she had to do was return the favor of him pulling out his 'sealed' demon/brother/other half/whatever out on her.

Man, it was hard to figure out exactly what Kuji was,

"That's not nice; I just got a chewing from him, Korochi-chan." She immediately diverted her attention back to him, forgetting Naruto and his question entirely, or so it seemed.

She just really, really, really didn't want to answer, they found out about it sometime soon, and about a certain someone's innocence, but she didn't know for sure if that was their doing or not.

"You deserved it. It's no fair using Kuji against me without warning. If I can prepare, then I can beat you, but that was the middle of a spar, and you had acted like it was going to be a simple one, not like you were going to be mean about it!"

"Who's Kuji?"

That was Kiba, all of them looked questioningly at the blonde kid, not much younger than Naruto and them.

"Well, he's the demon that was born sealed inside of Nuken. Kinda funny actually, in that the demon's real name is Nuken, and his name is really Kuji. Their parents thought that up. Then they, meaning Nuken and Kuji, switched it when they found out." Kiia stated.

"Then we found out that he's not really sealed, just like Nuken's other half. Something like that, so in a way, Nuken's half demon, whole human, and both at the same time, with two kinda consciousnesses. It makes us really glad that he wasn't a girl, along with his other half. That would make monthly troubles disastrous." That earned Itaku a glare that could kill from every female in the place.

(An: The way i see it, a demon can choose to have a kid without having a partner, and that's just what Kyuubi did. And at first it could have been like a twin, but there was a lot of stress put on the mother (Hinata's) body from the demon Youkai, and so the Kyuubi went and merged the two babies together, much like he and Naruto were merged. Aka; Nuken's schitzophrenic, half demon, half human, but still completely human with a demon who feeds him chakra and power. Confusing?

Good.)

The tree he hid behind wilted.

Now, back to the normally lovely ladies that had just finished killing all life within range of their glares.

"How can you be Sasuke's kid? You're even older than him!" Ino yelled.

"Same way as you're my mom, and Shikamaru's my dad." Kiia said, calmly crossing her legs and using her shadow to create a comfy cushion.

"No...way..." Ino breathed. How? Who was this girl?

"Yeah, Kiia, maybe, just maybe, you should not give them reason to go ballistic on us? It's not that believable sounding, even to me, and I just went through it with the rest of us too." Korochi said, sighing. Her fight with Nuken apparently forgotten.

"Well, what are we going to do then?" Kashi asked, ignoring the obviously stunned ninja, and speaking to her team.

"We need to get back home, but we can't leave Orochimaru's future self here, or else that would put all of the past at a great disadvantage. And if that happened, he'd win." Itaku stated.

"Well, it's not like we even know where the scroll is, and if we did, we'd have to figure out the mechanics of it. It's such an old scroll, even though it just appeared in our time a few days ago."

"That's a few days ahead and who knows how many years, weeks, and months." Kashi dully said, turning another page and giggling like a schoolgirl.

"Weeeellll, I don't see what we can do that would be even remotely helpful if we just stood around here, doing nothing. I don't plan on living to see myself being born." Kira said, petting her dog. They just seemed to notice her now, she had managed to stay hidden in the trees very well, and her dog was now sprawled out on her head, its paws lost in her wavy brown tresses. She had a fan in her hair, holding it back, as well as one strapped to her wrists, and around her shoulders was slung one that was very reminiscent of Temari's.

"Yeah, I already don't wanna be late for dinner, I wonder if..." Korochi started, not really paying attention to the new arrivals, the sand siblings. Though she knew very well there were other arrivals, a pair, and one that was not supposed to be in Konoha.

"Itaku-sensei, how long till you find the scroll's chakra thread pattern?" She asked, though she already knew where it was.

"It will take a couple days to center it. I can't find the source, it's spread it's chakra quite literally over the entire country, all the way to the sound village, and even to the sand. I'll have to wait before it dies down a bit before I can even make a safe assumption..."

"I see...—Wha!" there was a pulsing light and the entire clearing was engulfed. Its source was indistinguishable, the light seeming to have come from nowhere and everywhere at once.

When the light faded, they were standing in the same forest, but it was being warped, as the sun and moon flashed quickly though the sky.

"Itaku-sensei!" Kira yelled. "What's going on!"

"The scroll activated! We're going back to our time again!" He chanced a glance around the clearing. "It looks like we have company!" He, of course, meant all of the Naru-tachi gang, and those few that weren't really part of it.

"Orochi-bastard's coming too!" Korochi yelled. "Though not if I can help it!" She grabbed some kunai, and tossed them in the strange void, hitting nothing, but somehow the Kunai did their job. They disrupted the very air near the evil snakes and their men, causing the time to flow that much slower around them, till it almost stopped completely, but not quite. It would be a while before it finally stopped on who knew what day, but hopefully a day in their future.

No one else had even seen Orochimaru, either of them, or any sound ninja too boot. So it had seemed strange when she had thrown kunai out into seeming oblivion, since they disappeared and all.

The sun and the moon stopped chasing each other around the sky, and slowed to a standstill, with the moon halfway in the sky, and the sun just barely touching the horizon.

"Looks like the day we left..." Kira softly muttered.

"It is the day we left." Korochi said, before her brain switched to practicality mode. "Okay, what are we going to do about our tag-alongs? We have to send them back, but we can't exactly do that right now..."

"How about we use that seal on them?" Fuuka supplied, a very michevious smirk dancing across her lips.

"Great idea! I'll do it now! Nuken, lend me some chakra." With that said, Kiia and Korochi were both standing next to Nuken, who had his arms around their shoulders, making as much body contact--that wasn't perverted--as possible. Kiia made one hand sign, and her shadow caught all of the ninjas that weren't from their time, holding them in place and engulfing them in a thin web. Shikamaru's shadow couldn't fight it, nor did he try. This girl -his daughter?- hadn't tried to harm them, and now they were somewhere new, and they needed to play the game by their rules, if they wanted to survive.

Korochi did a successive line of handseals too fast to see, and pulled out a small, very small, scroll from her pouch, and bit her thumb. Using that, she sealed the scroll.

Just as the shadowed ninja felt themselves changing.

It took only a few moments, but they now realized they weren't looking around at the same perspective.

They looked at each other.

O. M. G.

They were freakin plushies!

And end! Hope you liked it! Till next time! (Have you noticed this story has no real meaning? -grins-)

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