Assissin Weiss Cats
By: White Rose

Disclaimer:I don't own Weiss Kruez so please don't sue....now on with the fic, heehee
Omi:Why do I have a bad feeling about this...
WR: Demo Omi-chan you're the STAR of this chapter
Omi:more reasons to be worried.
Youji:well, tough break Omittichi, looks like I'll see you later
WR:Hold it right there Yoten-kun you're the co-starr so don't even THINK about it.
Youji:That's it, I'm sick of this! I'm leaving!
WR:GET BACK HERE NEKOS! That's it!Now you shine!(blast the four cats into little carriers and feeds them to the fans^_~
Weiss nekos:meow;_;

Chapter 4: Rub-ba-dub-dub Nekos in the tub

Omi and Youji just stared at each other as the door closed behind them. Nagi placed Omi nicely by the door with his powers, while just
dropping Youji on the cold tile floor. Green eyes glared at the short black hair boy, then giving an Omi small smile. That was until the water came
slipping in the tub, both cat's eyes widened to the size of saucers. Nagi looked back at the cats giving a small smile then causing the cats instantly
to start whowling,scrambling around the bathroom, attempting to scratch at the door.
"Oh come on Omi-kun,"Nagi cooed walking over to the cat and picked up the black furball. His damp hands making the kitten meow looking
for help at the older cat.
"MEOW!"Youji meow, clawing at the japanese boy's pants/"You can't do that to Omi-kun!"/
"Go away, Balinese!"Nagi stated angrily as he plucked up the cat with his powers, placing him in the tub.
SPLASH!
"MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"
SPLASH, another dunck preformed by Nagi.
"MEOW!"Youji attempt to peak his head over the rim of the tub. His ears were flat against his head, fur clutching his skinny kitty body. Green eyes
narrowed to percing slits, as some water went dripping down his nose/"This means WAR!"/ He attempted to leap at the Japanese boy but found
himself again, splashing in the tub, his head hurt from the invisible barrier.
"Meow!"/"Youji-kun are you all right?"/ Omi asked attempting to be free from the boy's physical and telelkinetic grip. Surprisingly the boy let one
of his arms free from the cat's body.
/"I'm gonna kill that kid,"/Youji meowed attempting to jump but only found himself flopping back into the lukewarm water./"THAT"S IT! HE IS DEAD!"/
Omi's black face turned to pure white as he found himself levitating over the tub then placed gently in the water. His entire black coat clinging to his
fur, Nagi sat on the toilet a small smile on his lips,"Well, neko-chans let's get started." With the wave of his hand, a bar of soap, smacked
Youji in the head, making him yowl as it grinded into his soaking wet fur. Within seconds he was completely covered in white soap suds, Omi
blinked, only see white scuds. A pair of bright green eyes popped out, completeing the picture of a snow cat with bright green buttons and a little
coal black nose.Youji glares at the chibi-neko./"What are YOU looking at? HE LIKES YOU! So you should be the one who gets US out of this!"/
Just then there was a knock on the door, instantly all heads turned; Youji and Omi decided to jump out of the tub only to be hit by a
barrier at the rib, bouncing back into the water. Wetter than when they had become. Omi meowed loudly as the soap attacked him, he dodged the
first shot, attempting to moved away from the suds and water. Only to find it flying at him, and his claws making him slip on the tub, right into Youji.
/"Hello chibi,"/Youji riased his eyes brows smirking,/"I wasn't excepting to see you here."/
Omi could have blanched when the door swung opened and a camera was produced but the holder was unknown. The two cats forgot all about
the soap and water as the quick flashes of light left dots before their eyes.
/"MEOW!"/they cried in chorus, attempting to rush at the door, SPLASH! Youji and Omi were again soaking wet, soap suds around their paws.
"I think that's much better,"Nagi smiled as the barrier went down along with the soapy water.Instantly the cats attempted to climb up the wall only
to find themselves sliding to the center of the tub. A large bubble floated away from Youji, popping right over Omi's head, water gushing out once
again. Omi being omi, even though it was a cat body, then started to yowl(like when cats do when they don't get their way) it echoed through the
entire house. Youji cuddled the kitten, licky his head only for the black kitten to push him away and leap up and run straight for the door. Youji followed
him instantly but the door slamed in their nose."MMMRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"/"WWWWWWAAAHHH!"/
Youji scratched at the door, but it refused to move. Then a horrorifing sound was heard from behind him. Omi and Youji just looked up to
see two LARGE hairdries heading their direction. Omi jumped behind Youji, his widen eyes expressing pure fear as Nagi stood in front of the two.
"Now it's time to finish up Omi-chan,"Nagi smiled happily,"that way we can be alone."Omi's face again blanched as he scratched at the door,but
a force frooze his entire body. Youji attempted to leap away only to find the same force acting on him as well. Within seconds the hairdries where
roaring scaring the cats with their sound and wind. When everything was finally over, Nagi produced a mirror in front of the two cats, and another
flash and CLICK was heard. Before the two cats was a relfection of two prefectly round balls. Bombay was pitch black, his entire coat standing
on end, making him a little black ball with a cone shaped tail. Bright blue eyes blinked, once, twice, thrice, then they started to water. Youji just
stared at his reflect then heard the sniffles of the younger kitty. Youji was obviously pissed as he attacked the young Japanese boy who was
attempting to prevent Omi-neko from ruining his clear fur coat. Nagi ducked to pick up the kitten only to Youji bound over his head, when he was really
aiming for the kid, and slam head first into the side of the tub. He stood up, clearly pissed, then a bar of soap fell on his head.
"MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"Omi's
voice rang through the entire Schwartz mansion, once again.
***
Ken's head instantly popped up at the sound of a familiar howler throughout the house. Glancing around the hallway there was not a person
in sight. Then a pair of black shoes passed him from around the corner. He looked up to see the reflection of glasses moving down the hallway. Also
there was a camera in the hand as Crawford continued to ignore his existence, or so he hoped. Then a door from the hallway squeaked open, instantly
Youji came flying around the corner while Nagi and Omi were heading off into the direction of the japanese boy's room.
/"Have a nice bath?"/Ken smirked chuckling to himself.
Youji's eyes narrowed warning,/"Iie, I NEVER want to experience THAT ever again. That kid is SO DEAD when I get back into my human body!
Did you see anyone come down this hallway?"/
/"Hm..."/Ken paused then said,/"Crawford did walk down the hallway just before you got out. Why did you let that brat take Omi?"/
/"Trust me if I had my hands back, the kid wouldn't even be touching the chibi,"/Youji growled. /"Oi Ken, what happened to Aya?"/
/"Schudlich took him right after you and Omi-kun were floating away,"/Ken states firmly heading towards down the hallway.
/"Where do you think you're going?"/Youji asked sitting down on a table in front of a mirror. Instantly he began cleaning his half dried coat.
/"To get Aya-kun,"/Ken replied looking back then lifting a brow/"What are you doing? You just had a bath?"/
/"Nani? You except me to walk around without a well groomed coat? Then who will think I'm adorable?"/Youji snapped patting himself down just
incase to find a cirgatte, but he gave up remebering the body he was in.
/"JA,"/Ken waved his long tail goodbye.
"Um..Ken-ken,"/Youji sighed heavily.
/"Nani? Don't call me Ken-ken,"/the cat snapped turning around.
/"Schudlich-baka's room is that way,"/Youji looked down on the ground as his tail pointed down the opposite direction of the hall.
/"Oh,"/Ken's teal/brown eyes widen in realization he had been heading towards Farfello's room, now his hair was really standing on end.
***
Aya's violet eyes remained fixed on the mop of orange/red hair german who was scretched across his large bed. A cresser-cat smile on his
lips as he stared back in the violet eyes. The room was growing darker along with the setting sun, Aya was still trying to comprehend how many
hours they had been there and how many hours until they could escape.
/Escape?/Schudlich's voice ran through his mind, the cat growled in the back of his throat./Demo I thought you LIKED it here Abyssissin."With
grace he stood up walking over to the cat: violet meeting bronze with flame red hair falling in place.Aya glared not saying or thinking anything
to response except,/"Go.Away."/
/You really hate me that much neko?/Schudlich smirked holding the leader of Weiss's chin under his index finger, locking gazes with him
Aya just growled and bit the finger drawing blood in his mouth, he didn't flinch at the bitter taste . Schudlich jumped back holding his finger while
crusing in his own language. On the table, the cat closed his eyes thinking,/"I warned you."/
"Well, Katzchen, it's just like for you to revolt,"the german smirked cooing the cat,"You never did like the idea of someone invading your thoughts
did you? Especially the toughts,"Schudlich paused swimming within the cat's assissin's head, his brows furrowed in concentration,"Siberian!?"
Aya's violet eyes widen in shock, this caused the other redhead to smirk, staking over to the cat. Their eyes locked, silence ran through the room,
as cold violet meet with troublesome amber brown. Neither made a move, knowing that everything had been given away by the echo of,"You've fallen
for Siberian, hard."Aya's violet eyes did not narrow nor did his mind really make an attempt to answer yes or no.
Then there was a small scratch at the door, causing the staring contest to terminate. Both pairs of eyes falling on the door, Aya's expression was
horror while Schudlich just smirked mentally whispering in the leader cat's ear./Guess who?/
"Meow?"/"Aya-kun?"/ the voice on the opposite side of the door was soft along with the scratch.
***
Manx again walked up to Koneko, frowning, the boys had not sent any messages about the mission, past or one coming up. Pulling out
her own set of keys, she walked into the dark flowershop apartment. None of the lights were on, something was definantly a miss, especially since
the letters which she had left the previous night were still on the table. "Minna-san?"her voice only echoed through the apartment. Annoyed, she
spun on her heels walking out of the apartment to check the garage, all vechiles were in, locked and good condition. Then she noticed a trash can
was near the back door, on it's side, the contents spilled in various direction. Her eyes widen, there on ground was a varied sized of paw prints,
along with some shoes, leading off to the street. /Could they have? No, demo,/ her mind was racing/Shit!/ With that she went running down the
sidewalk to her car, slamming the door shut and heading towards headquaters/They might have gotten the target, two nights ago, demo they had
come across the reason why they had to kill the target, formula Neko-X/. Her eyes widen as she nearly made the yellow light,/No way! That cat
in the store was YOUJI!/
***
/"Aya-kun?"/Ken looked up at the door to one of the worst enemies he had ever the pleasure of meeting./If I can get him out of here without getting
noticed, then we can go tackle that American for the damn camera, grab Omi and Youji and leave./The cat thought,suddenly the door opened,
causing him to jump back, hiding around the corner. The door continued to swing wide open, as if excepting him, Ken paused a moment then
walked with cat-like grace to the doorframe. He poked his head inside, instantly adjusting to the dark room, the curtains were drawn, and a
motionless human lump could be seen on the bed. Teal/brown eyes gazed the room searching in any hope of the fearless leader. Silently he
ventured into the room, his tail moving with his hips. He felt another pair of eyes, again he dissappeared into the shadows of the room, looking
and looking. Softly above a whisper he meowed, "Aya-kun?"
"GET OUT BAKA!"suddenly Aya came flying from the table above, pinning Ken underneathe him, violet meeting teal/brown eyes in complete
shock. Then the door slamned shut, and a hand grabbed both of the Weiss kitties. Ken stared in horror as Schudliched turned on the lights,
revealing a lump of pillows where he thought a body had layed.
"Oh look Abyssissin,"Schudlich cooed the older cat,"you're little neko thought he could come and join in the fun."
/"FUN?!"/Ken squeaked attempting to swing at the german, only to be placed on the bed, next to Aya. The older cat didn't look at him, his glare was
direct at Schudlich.
/Yes, Ken-ken,/Schudlich smirked petting the new cat, instantly he retracted,/Aya-kun and I were having alot of fun, and now that YOUR here the
games can REALLY begin./Ken attempted to back away, but only found Schudlich hand stroking his long tail. If he could have blushed he would
have but instead a small trickle of blood appeared from his nose. Before he knew it Aya's glare was directly at him, until he saw the twitching of
his tail. The tail just fascinated him as it moved, side to side, back and forth, left, right,left. His eyes just became locked on the target, his paws
twitching to catch, the thing that was moving back and forth, back and forth. A hard yank was felt on his own tail causing him to jump back to his
senses. Schudlich just grinned letting the brown/black tail go, the thoughts flooding his mind/Don't you just want to pounce on that tail, Ken-ken?/
/"Shut up!"/Ken shouted in response,/"I can't help it if I have a fedish with cat's tails!"/
Aya shot another death glare at the German, who only smiled as innocently as he could look. At that moment, he swished his tail only to have his
own teammate pounce on him knocking him off the bed. That was the last straw for Aya, instantly he relatiated growling at the Siberian, tucking his
own tail between his hind legs and pouncing the black tail. Ken meowed then swatted at Aya who in turned swatted at him.Schudlich watched smiling
in silencet listening to the cats arguement.
/What the hell are you doing here!/
/Gomen! Mr. I have a stick up my ass! I thought I could save you!/
/Well, I don't need saving, baka!/A pull on the leader's tail/Will you stop it with my tail!/
/I'm sorry that I can't control it to make it stop!/
/That's it! You're dead!/Within seconds Aya pinned the young Siberian under him facing upwards, violet eyes glaring at teal/brown. Then all movement
of thundering paws was abrutly stopped.
/Let me go!/
/Not until I have your word that you will stop playing with other cat's tails/Aya snarled his eyes going to ice, Ken gluped, again the movement of
Aya's tail caught his eye back and forth, back and forth, right, left, right, left, like the clock as the seconds ticked bye./Ken,/Aya voice was heard
clearly in cat/except for mine./ Then everything frooze in time, place, body, and soul. Then complete darkness, ran through the entire mansion.
A bright light envloved the two cats, the sound of a helicopter could be heard from outside. All three heads turned to see a spot light from
the drawnshades. Schudlich suddenly ran out of the room, both cats in hand shouting,"BRADDY! How the HELL did they find us!?"
***
The sound of the key board keys could be heard throughout the darkness. Black paws quickly hit the keys,as messages were continued to
explain the situation at hand. Stars created no beginning or end of the room only the glow from the computer screen allowed anyone to know that there
were three figures inside: Omi, Youji, and a knocked out Nagi.
"BRADDY! How the HELL did they find us!?"
Youji's green eyes snapped open upon hearing Schudlich's shouting for Crawford.In his kitty lips he smirked at the Japanese boy who was
hogged tied on the ground slowly coming back to life "Oi Bombay, I think it's time we fly the coop."
The chair at the computer swung around, revealing a grinning little black kitten with brigh blue eyes as he said,"Hai, I'm coming." The two cats
easily left the computer, room and Japanese boy still hogged tie. Bombay walked by with some pity, giving a lick on the boy's check then
bouncing away after Balinese. WEISS MISSION NEKOs had begun.


WR:^^I know it's something different but hey I've getting alot of reviews so ARIGATOU!
Omi:Can you turn us back now?;_;
WR:Oh Omi-chan I said I would think about it^_~
Youji:Purrr---come on Rosie-chan you know you want to turn us back.
WR:If I could turn you back I would, demo it will one of you at a time^^
Ken:Who's going to be turned back first?
WR: The audience^_~(waves her hands in the air) I really want AYA-Kun back! But I'll go with the VOTES! You have til
Aya:tomorrow
WR:(squeezes Aya)Iie sillly!^^ DECEMEBER by the latest^_~ Have you're other choices ready too. Arigatou please vote and REVIEW!
Schu:I don't like what you're planning.
WR:do you ever^^(silence by all)sniffles, ok, fine I see that you don't love me;_;....Oh well! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Youji:that's it she is offically gone.
Ken:did she Ever have it to begin with
WR:WHAT was that! Ken-ken!
Omi:Hey only I'm allowed to call him Ken-ken(pounces on the WR, who only squeezes Aya and Omi tightly)
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