njAssissin Weiss Cats
By: White Rose

Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss Kruez, sniffles, but how I wish I did*-*
I have an announcement! Ok, I have to work this Dec for cash so is it likely that I will write?
Aya:Yes
WR:is it likely the chapters will get posted?
Aya: Yes
WR:IIE, silly willy kitty(squeezes Aya ^^) I won't have a internet contection that I can use. So by the begginning of January I will update and it will
at least be 2 more chapters after this or maybe the whole thing, you'll see^_~V So just sit back and enjoy the fic. NEKOS it's STARTING!
Weiss kitties:(moans as they run and hide)
WR:Oh by the way due to the fact that I might not beable to get another chapter together anytime soon, I'm gonna write in what happened before
Schwartz got caught^_~ enjoy.

Chapter 5: Weiss Nekos Meet the Vet
Youji finished cleaning up his tan fur coat as he heard a high pitch howl from the direction that the young Japanese boy had floated his
comrad in. Double checking his reflection, he whinced as another loud howl was heard throughout the mansion of Schwartz. He sighed shaking his
head muttering,"Might as well go save the chibi from Prodigy, then maybe we can get out of this hell hole." In one bound he headed towards the
boy's room, easily sneaking in with cat reflexes. The Japanese boy was too busy gooliy the young chibi-neko to notice the cat to wrap his wire
loosely around his body. Everything was running rather smoothly, until the large blue eyed black cat noticed his comrade meowly happily.
/"YOUJI YOU CAME TO SAVE ME!"/"MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!" With that the Japanese boy whirled around to
face the intruding cat on their fun.
"How dare you intrude on OUR fun!" he announce about to throw the cat into the door. However once he moved his arm, everything that Youji had
skillfully tired together came falling down. A chain reaction occured as the invisible wire was pulled and knotted. At the cuff of Nagi's shirt was a
button were the wire,was pulled along the room, hitting the light switch, then heading towards a hook in the ceiling. It took a sharp turn towards the
overhead bookshelf filled with various textbooks. The Japanese boy was too distracted until it was too late to react the books were falling on his
head. Wide black eyes stared as Youji started singing a familiar American tune in this head

One"Chemistry, I never did like that book." Taquila

Two"Calculus II, that's gotta hurt" Taquila

Three"And History, of course."Taquila

Flour"Itai, omi-kun catch the number on that bus". Then Balinese bounced ontop of his head again, this time the world went black for the youngest
member of Schwartz.
"BRADDY! How the HELL did they find us!?"
****
Youji's green eyes snapped open from his cat nap, upon hearing Schudlich's shouting for Crawford.In his kitty lips he smirked at the Japanese
boy who was hogged tied on the ground slowly coming back to life "Oi Bombay, I think it's time we flew the coop."
The chair at the computer swung around, revealing a grinning little black kitten with brigh blue eyes as he said,"Hai, I'm coming." The two cats
easily left the computer, room and Japanese boy still hogged tie. Bombay walked by with some pity, giving a lick on the boy's cheek then
bouncing away after Balinese. WEISS MISSION NEKOs had begun.
***
A bright light envloved the two cats, the sound of a helicopter could be heard from outside. All three heads turned to see a spot light from
the drawnshades. Schudlich suddenly ran out of the room, both cats in hand shouting,"BRADDY! How the HELL did they find us!?" Using the
confusion of the German to their advantage,Aya and Ken bit him simotaniously.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"the scream echoed. Instantly, the two cats were running frantically til they reached two large french doors. Instantly
the cats looked at each other nodding and the door flew open. Crawford looked up from his bookwork but his expression was not the same as
it had been earlier. His face was slowly turning blue from the neck up. Aya and Ken curiously looked up to see a single wire shining over head
without any other questions, the two cats scrambled to find the pictures and began clawing at all the negatives they could find. Scraps of paper
were flying in every direciton. Aya found several undeposisted checks and instantly began shouting.
"SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!"
Ken just barely missed a swing to his head, which only caused him to swip back. Landing with a loud crash, in the trash can, Ken poked his head
out from underneathe the piles of paper shouting,"WATCH where you are swinging next time."
"Hn," Aya growled in the back of his throat, then noticed a negative that he had missed. Ken however instsantly noticed it and diced it nicely with his
long claws. Within seconds Aya went after the brown cat, since he obviously slice the negative that Aya had targetted a second before. Wide teal/
brown eyes stared as Aya started to charge at him, Ken ran throughout the study that was impectable before they entered. Easily he dodged the
swings from Aya's paws, sending a few papers and hardbound books to the ground.
Omi blinked as he hurrily passed the study, staring at the diseaster that the two cats had caused in a matter of minutes. All the books,
papers, pictures, and files were incomplete choas, littering the ground in shreds. Just when Ken was cornered near the large door, a chuckle was
heard from the doorframe. Both cats turned in complete surprise. Omi jumped back completely shocked that Youji had snucked up behind him as
well.
/"You two done yet? Can't you wait til we get home to start Aya?"/Youji asked casually from the doorway. Ken's face turned as red as Aya's fur,
while Aya only growled in annoyance. Instantly, the two cats leap over to the balinese and bombay. They glance around the corner to see Schudlich
knocked out and Youji finishing tieing a knot in his wire from his neck. Bombay just blinked then happily pounced on Ken, who slammed into
Aya and the three cats fell to the floor./"Let's go I need a cigartte and beer"/Youji stated as the four headed towards the front door. Just then the
front door swung open revealing a steaming mad and shocked Manx.
/"MANX!"/instantly the four cats ran over to the woman happily bouncing into her arms. Or so they attempted, but the woman was attempting to
turn around and run. Somehow Youji got to her frist. Purring as he lept right into her arms, but quickly found himself in a cat carrier. He turned
around as best as he could, staring at the woman and giving a slight pout,/"You don't love me!"/"MEOW"
"You got that right, sweetheart,"Manx replied smirking then glances over at the other two wide eye cats and one pair of narrowed slits. As soon
as the carriers were clicked shut, Bombay began mewing, tears starting to form cause he was cramped.
"Gomen nasi minna-san,"Manx stated as the four were carried back to the helicopter where a familiar chin and shadow was sitting,"but we have
to get you back to the lab in one piece."
"MEOW!"/"FINALLY!"/Ken announced as he closed his eyes.
CLICK!Instantly all heads turned to see a disposal camera going off and several negatives falling from Manx's purse. "These are for the lab."she
stated firmly but all the cats saw a large smirk on her lips. Aya growled glaring at the woman who only tickled under his chin. Youji sighed shaking
his head and Ken had a nervous breakdown due to the dots that were floating around his head.
"Don't worry we'll have you guys back to normal within the next 24 hrs,"the shadow figure stated firmly.,"or else this going to remain perminant."
"MEOW!"the cats cried in horror. At that news, Bombay fainted his bright blue eyes rolling back into his head.
/"OMI!"/Ken shouted in horror, tapping at the black ball of fur, who only gave a small smile.
"The chemical that changed you into cats was known as Neko-X,"Manx explained,"basically it was the reason that you had the mission for the late
Tenoumeiou-san. He was planning to add this in affect for a better Japan, he had escaped from an asylum three years ago and developed the
factory. So now we have to get back to the factory and find the antedote by 24 hours otherwise you will remain cats for the rest of your lives."
The helicopter ride back was mostly in meows and growls of protest.
From below the could of black smoke from the mansion, several groans and curses could be heard. Especially since they were directed at four
innocent wiess nekoes.
***
Ken instantly dashed out of the carrier, the sound of thundering paws behind him, echoed through the empty white halls. Suddenly a blur of
red fur dashed past him heading towards a large double paired doors. Aya leaped up, flying through the doors pinning a person on the ground, fear
in their eyes. Raising his weapon he narrowed his violet eyes then said one word in his usual monotone,"meow."/"Shine."/ The person just blinked,
than instantly picked him up and started laughing and tickling the red cat under his chin. Within seconds three other cats also leaped at the person,
who easily caught them laughing hysterically.
/"WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!"/Ken meowed raising a threatening paw. But the human woman did not noticed as two familiar figures came
running through the long white corredor.
"Ah Manx-san,"the woman states putting the four cats on the ground as she stood up. Her long white lab coat reaching her knees, underneathe was
a pair of black pants with a tan turtle neck. Her long black hair and bright blue eyes smiled happily as she locked gazes with the secretary of the
head of police,"I've just finished running the last test on Neko-X, and I am guessing that these cats are the ones who need to change back."
"Hai, minna-san I like you to meet Docotor S,"Manx stated firmly,"our top research head at Kikter."
Suddenly the doctor scooped up Aya, all grins saying,"HI! YOU are just tooo cute!" Her hand went wandering on the cat as she cooed him, ignoreing
Ken who was growling and scratching her pant lengs,"don't worry, you'll get you're check up too."she smiled looking down at the brown cat.
/"YOU BETTER!"/Ken meowed, only to have Youji yank on his tail, causing Omi to blink and hide behind the lady. Youji easily batted Ken away,
and leapt up to the shoulder of the doctor purring in her ear and snaking his tail down her chest, causing her to giggle. Aya just glared ice daggers
at the woman, as he notices several vet tools by her side.
"Manx could you please come back in a few hours,"the woman asked smiling,"you're sure they are all disarmed."
"Oh wait,"Manx instantly ran over to Youji and pulled off his wristwatch wire,"now they are, except for their claws."
"It's ok,"Dr. S smiled happily while petting Youji reassuringly.
"You're sure you'll be all right?"Manx asked rather worried.
"Of course, I just LUV cats!"she squelled squeezing all four cats at once, their eyes bublging out along with their breathes. With that Manx chuckled,
closing the door behind her. Dr. S walked over and locked the door then turned towards the four cats who now were on a sliver table in the middle
of a room with lots of cabinets,"now minna-san I am going to ask you each for you're corroperation, so we can get through the easy stuff so you
can get turned back."
Ken shrugged, Youji purred leaping towards the doctor all smiles, Omi's face turned white, and Aya glared.
"All right who's first for the check up?"Dr. S asked innocently smiling holding up a thermometer, then all choas broke out. Aya instantly dashed for
the door, Youji found a comfortable spot on the conter, Omi hide in a cambinet, leaving Ken froozen in complete horror as Dr. S held the cat
by all four paws and lifted the tail.
"MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Ken's voice carried throughout the entire secret station, followed by other echoing meows from the other cats. Manx looked up from reading a new
case, shaking her head as she turned the page.
***SEVERAL HOURS LATER***
/"I thought that woman would NEVER finish,"/Ken muttered as they were again placed in cat cages. The cages were large enough to hold two cats,
blankets, toys, and cat food and water dishes. Both cages were side by side, so they were within meowing distance but a wall seperated them from
seeing their other comrades.
/"WHAT are you talking about!"/Youji meowed from the other side of the wall,/"that was the best experience I ever had with a thermometer!"/
/"Youji!"/ Omi squeaked instantly turning bright red, while Ken just blushed remebering the thermometer being stuck up his ass.
/"She had a nice pack too, I can't wait til I see her again,"/Youji whistled,/"especially when I turn human again."/ he grinned like a chesser-cat.
/"By that time she'll turn and run,"/Ken snicked but jumped when the wall next to him shook.
/"I bet Aya can't wait til he gets his hands on you when you turn human,"/Youji whispered but Ken heard it turning another shade red,/"I bet you'll run
away too, especially with ice-man on YOUR tail."/
/"WHY is Aya on Ken's tail?"/Omi asked curiously, big innocent blue eyes staring into green ones. Youji just blinked then gulped,/"Um....Ken why
don't you explain."/
/"Oh no Youji"/Ken stated smirking,/"You're the expert in that, I'm going to take a nap,"/ Ken easily ignored the moans and groans from the oldest
cat and made his way over to his roommate for the night. /"I wonder if that coocky lady will be able to cure us. What do you think Aya?"/Ken asked
turning towards the larger cat. Violet eyes narrowed and snapped shut as the red cat curled up into a ball, claws ready at anytime for an attack.
/"Hey! I asked you a question!"/Ken growled annoyed that he was being ignored.
/"Shut up and go to sleep,"/Aya's eyes snapped open appearing to be dead serious, then shut back tight. Ken sighed giving up, walking to the other
side of the cage. Sleeply he yawned and closed his eyes, falling asleep within seconds. Aya watched silently from the opposite side of the cage,
a small smile appeared as he heard soft purring from the direction of Ken. Every now and then the twitch of his fluffy tail was moved back, then forth.
***
"I've got it!"a high pitch voice annoyanced happily. Her hands waving frantically in the air as she held up a solution in her hands. Within seconds her
boots were running down the corredor, instantly slamming the door into the wall. Instantly four pairs of completely shocked wided eyed cats stared
at the crazy scientist, who just grinned happily saying,"Gentlemen we have a solution^_~V" Simotaniously, the four pairs of eyes blinked at the her,
as Manx appeared from the door frame smiling while nodding in approval.

WR: Ok, I have a major case of writers block, sigh as it's suppose to be just a fun fic but there are so many little factors and I just don't have the
insperation to write right now. So that was chapter 5, I'll work on chapter 6 then the nekos should be back to normal^^. Merry X-mas peoples
and I'll see you after NEW YEARS^^, thank you all for the support.
Aya:Was that scientist a bad self-instert of you?
WR:blink...blink....now why would I do a self-centered thing like that, Aya?
Ken:sighes with relief, then I won't have to worry about thermometers anymore from here on out right?
WR:thermometers yes
Ken:WHOHOO!
WR:aya-kun...NO WAY^^
Ken:faints
Aya:SHINE!
WR:Spills some water and blows dry! NOW we have a puffy AYA-kun!(scoops up)YOU"RE SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!^_~V til next time
MINNA