Heyla! Chapter whatever! I'm updating fast because i wanna make up for the wait! (Don't shoot me! Ahhh! Rubber bullets and paintballs hurt! -flees-)

I forgot to say thank you to all you great reviewers, and to my non-signed one, i'm very glad you enjoyed the story, and that you noticed the little quirks between the characters! This isn't really a plotted fic, it's more like something that has all sorts of wacky little things happen, which makes me glad that people like it!

And just cause i feel like it, again, i'm putting in a review of last chappie:

Korochi did a successive line of handseals too fast to see, and pulled out a small, very small, scroll from her pouch, and bit her thumb. Using that, she sealed the scroll.

Just as the shadowed ninja felt themselves changing.

It took only a few moments, but they now realized they weren't looking around at the same perspective.

They looked at each other.

O. M. G.

They were freakin plushies!

"Heh heh, that's my fave one too! Though I can't do it as effectively without Nuken's extra chakra, and we needed Kiia to use her mind and shadow abilities to hide your chakra and life force. Basically, you're plushies now! Cept you can move, unless we utilize a little bit of chakra, like I'm doing now, and hold you in place. This way, you can come with us around the village, and no one will notice that there's two Sasuke's, or two Sakura, Ino, Shino, or any of you guys!" She grinned. "brilliant strategy, huh?"

"Right, like one a salamander could come up with." Kira shot at her.

"RRRrrrrrr! I'm sorrrrrry, if it was a just thought up plan, and we only had a few seconds to think on it! It worked so far though, right?" Korochi shot back.

"True, but how are we going to do this?" Kira calmly stated.

"Easy, we all spend the day with our immediate family's plushies, and the others, who, if I may say, are Itachi, Kisame, Gaara, Kankuro, and... huh, I think that's it. Wait, I'll take Lee and Gai. It looks like I'll have a full set!" Korochi grinned.

Sasuke found he could speak. "Itachi!"

Korochi looked at him, then blushed, embarrassed. "Oh, sorry bout that, forgot to tell you. Itachi's not a bad guy. No matter how much it seemed like he was, he told you he killed the family just so you wouldn't go after Orochimaru, he knew what that bastard would do to you. Though I guess in the end, it doesn't really matter, you got a seal anyways."

The plushies, finding they all could talk, and make faces, went like so: "Wha?"

"Ahhhh, you'll see." Korochi handed Sasuke to Solo, Sakura along with him, and Itachi and Kisame went to Itaku. They all had belts around their waists that they hooked, courtesy of a keychain, the stuffed dolls on.

Nuken got Hinata and Naruto. The Hinata plushie was blushing like no tomorrow.

Kiba and Temari, which shocked everyone, went to Kira.

Gaara and Kankuro went with Kira as well.

Shino went to Fuuka.

Lee, Gai, Tenten, and Neji, all went to Korochi.

Shikamaru, Ino, and Chouji, all went to Kiia.

All the instructors, minus Gai, went to Kashi.

Then Kashi was almost forced by Korochi to take said green beast, but she managed to make a good excuse.

"They're closer to you." She had said. "Unless you want me to give all of these guys, cepting Kakashi, to all their teams, I'm not taking the loudmouth."

None of the other kids wanted their parents' team captains, so they all agreed that no way was Korochi going to get that particular deal to go through.

"Now, let's get back to the town!" Nuken excitedly said.

"Oh yeah, that reminds me. Nuken, that diet's back on."

"Awwwww!"

It was later in the day, they had just finished their sparring, acting as if it was a normal day for them, and were heading home, when Kunai shot through the trees at them.

They all dodged them, and the plushies were no worse for wear.

"Awww, do we have to deal with them today?" Kiia asked. "It's just so troublesome."

Suddenly, as expected, a team of ninja, two males, and one female, appeared from the trees, just at the gates to the training field.

"Halt! State your business for entering Konoha!"

Korochi just walked right past them, earning a sweatdrop from her sensei, Kashi.

"W-wait!" The ninja called.

"We live here, doofs. And you can't get someone for coming in from training." She replied, as the entire two teams passed by the three.

"Hah! Just tell us where you're training this time, so we can spar you, and prove we're stronger than you!" The girl stated.

"Nah, maybe later though, I don't feel like whipping your butts right about now. I've got some important things to take care of." She stated, and they all disappeared around the corner. When the three tried to move, they found themselves stuck to the ground, via a chakra chain, which would dissipate only when the sun had set fully, ensuring they'd all have angry mothers over their curfew.

They had been walking down an intersection, when a bubblegum pink head walked around the corner and spotted them.

"Solo! Itaku! How're my boys?" The future Sakura chirruped.

"Great mom, a few messes today, but otherwise fine." Itaku laughed, ignoring the look on Solo's face. Only he could see it for that brief moment, it was one of complete and utter disgust at the way he had just called their 'trip' a mess.

The Chibi plushies of our Naruto characters were all stunned, and after a few moments, and Sakura squealing excitedly, they found that they, as chibis, could talk amongst themselves, while the only ones able to hear them constantly, were Nuken, Kiia, and Korochi, if they talked loud enough.

"Wow, that's really my son? So we are in the future now, And that means I'm Sasuke's wife!" Chibi Sakura squealed, mentally holding herself.

"Hn..." Chibi Sasuke calmly said. No one could really decipher that one.

Back to the regular sized people.

"Hey, mom; is dad coming home on time today, or will he be on another mission?" Itaku asked. He was obviously the more talkative one.

"I'll be home on time today." Sasuke's voice rang out from behind them.

"Come now, don't scare them too much. They're only just back from their own mission." Kakashi said, stepping around the corner with an Itachi Uchiha in tow.

The Chibi Sasuke was emanating anger, fury, and most of all, confusion like no other.

"How did you fare?" Itachi asked calmly, his stoic face remaining that way, only once did he change it, and that was to raise an eyebrow at their plushies, and then to soften as he looked at his family.

"We managed, though not without our difficulties." Kashi said, walking up to Kakashi and taking his book out of his hands and switching it with her own. They both acted like nothing special had happened. That was their way of greeting; book exchange.

"Oooh!" Sakura squealed, spotting the plushies. "They're so cyoote!" She fingered the Sasuke one gingerly, petting its hair and straitening out his chibi shorts. (can we say 'cherry-red-blushing inner chibi Sasuke'?)

"Yes, well..."Kakashi looked off into space. "I think we need to get home, right little princess?" He asked Kashi.

"Right." Kashi held her hand up, palm straight in that wave Kakashi always does, at the same time as the older silver haired Jounin. Then they were gone in a puff of smoke.

"We need to get going too, come on kids." Sakura said, turning and walking down the street.

"I need to get home too." Kiia said. "Or else mom will scare the living shadow off dad again in her rage, then she's gonna make me tend to flowers till I drop. I can just bet it'll be the sharp pointy ones too, it's always the sharp pointy ones." She walked off grumbling about thorns.

"Well, that leaves us then..." Kira, Korochi, and Nuken sighed. Fuuka just played with a butterfly while they walked.

It was about two blocks before anyone spoke, and it was Chibi Shino that asked it.

"Why am I with this girl? I admit she has an affliction for bugs, but I do not see any person that I would have as a wife."

Fuuka went like O.o

"That's some of the most words I've ever heard either of my parents say, when it's not to me or each other, in one sentence."

"Wowy-wow. I think you're right Fuuka." Kira said. "Though they should be wondering more about why I've got Kiba and the sand siblings together. That's a much more fun question."

"Why?" Kankuro asked.

"Like I said, it's a more fun question. I never said I'd answer it now! You'll find out later!" She giggled.

"Though the fact that I have fans, and the same marks as Kiba, though not necessarily in the same spot as Kiba, should tell you guys something..."

"Like it's your stop?" Korochi asked.

"Huh? oh yeah, sure." She looked around. "Though I could have sworn today was my day that we'd go and visit uncle..." She trailed off, looking around.

Spotting what she wanted to see, she let off a glad yelp, like a pup, and glomped the person standing in the shade of a leafy tree.

"Well, my ride's here! Later guys!" She held onto Gaara as he dissolved into sand.

Well! End of that chapter! Don't-cha just wanna go hug a Gaara plushie now? He's not very talkative still, just very, very tolerant. Especially of her, and yeah, he can control sand still, so what? It's obviously an AU fic, the kids should be one of the first clues. (If there's much of a problem with it, please tell me, i've not really checked it over after downloading and clicking the update, oh, and adding these things on top and bottom)

Well, that's it for now!

Review and give me reason to update! and with that threat, cue evil laughter!

Bye!