Weiss Neko Assissin
By: White Rose
Disclaimer: Don't own Weiss Kruez so don't sue me please! Anyway here is the fic, I'm sorry it couldn't get out sooner.
In the last chapter Aya was suppose to be on his drug high, so that's why his section didn't make sense. He was supposely in dreamland, just to clear that up.
Aya-neko:glare: White Rose DIE!(attacks White Rose)
WR:Sweetie! You're suppose to LUV ME NOT KILL ME!
Aya:Just like you're suppose to LUV US AND NOT CHANGE US INTO CATS!
WR:But then I be out of a job and you wouldn't have any food! Besides you're all in for a BIG surprise
Youji:And who said she was harmless, again?
Chapter 7: To be human again...Only human again.
Aya groaned as he blinked open his eyes, the darkness had faded and now the sunlight reflected from his ceiling. He blinked again, adjusting his vision. /Defiantly white ceiling/, he thought to himself. His head felt like someone had run over his cat body with an 18-wheeler, moaning he rolled towards the wall. Pulling the covers over his head, then he heard a soft knock on the door only making him growl in annoyance.
"Aya-kun? Are you awake?" a soft voice was heard as the door began to open slowly.
"GO AWAY!"he bellowed, only to come to the realization. His voice was human. Then the sound of feet racing down the stairs was heard. His head popped out from under the covers as he glared at the door that was opened a crack, letting hallway light shoot directly to his eyes. Carefully he brought a hand up to his check, skin made contact with skin. One of the rare times in his life, he smiled realizing that he was again human. With that fact another killer headache smacked him hard making him groan and close his eyes.
Just when he was about to fall into a silent dreamless sleep, he heard the door slowly creaking open. Three muffled voices could be heard, suprisingly they all sounded like Youji, Ken, and Omi. However, Aya was still partially drugged so the voices never sounded closer as the three other teammates approached the bed.
"Are you sure he's awake Omi?"Ken asked as the three crept closer to the sleeping abyssissin.
"Well if he is not now, then he will be when I shove his coffee under his nose,"Youji chuckled cluctching Aya's favorite mug filled to the brim with fresh coffee. None of the teammates would ever venture the task of waking up Aya without coffee, the result would be too drastic.
Aya just groaned again rolling onto his side facing away from the voices muttering,"go away."
"Aya-kun!"Omi happy voice rang through the room whinning,"we were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worried!"
Aya glanced over his shoulder, instantly his violet eyes went to slits as he locked gazes with his teammates."Shine"he growled excepting them to quickly rush out of the room. Simotaneously they stared at him, blinked then started cracking up falling like flies holding their stomaches. The three were rolling on the ground, laughing at his exspense this of course did not amuse Aya at all.
"Gomen, Aya-kun"Omi attempted to breathe only to continue to laugh. Youji and Ken were hyeinas tears forming in their eyes
as they continued to laugh.
"Get out!"Aya roared instantly starting to search for a weapon or figure out what was going on then kill them all. Omi epp jumping
behind Ken, knocking off both their hats, sending them falling once again on the ground. A cloud of fur and dust surrounded the two boys' bodies.
Bang!CRASH!"Ken-ken!"
Then it was Aya's turn to blink as he stared at blushing Ken holding a terrified Omi, both with large cat ears shooting out from their
heads. Omi's was black like when he had been a cat while Ken's were brown. On the ground by both of the boys were two long rope like tails both with the respective fur colors. Youji just smirked watching the scene unplay before his eyes and taking a sip of the coffee. Only to spit it out back in the cup, since it was black.
"Here we brought you some coffee, Aya-kun." Youji casually handed the redhead the cup only to have a glare as the answer.
"You just spit in it, Kudou,"Aya snapped then asked rather annoyed,"What exactly is going on?"
"You were in the hospital back at Kikter,"Youji replies casusally,"they gave you the stimulate, and as you can see the ears are a slight
side affect." Then Youji playfully pulled on Aya's ears hard, causing the red head to jump an inch off the bed. Violet eyes glared at green hiden behind shades.
"Which explains the hats,"Ken states as he stood up Omi finally got off his lap, blue eyes shining happily.
"Aya-kun are you feeling better?"Omi asked curiously chocking his head to the side.
"Hn,"the red head gave a reply standing up and walking out of the room, instantly heading towards the kitchen. The three just looked at each other then shrugged. It looked like everything was nearly back to normal once again.
***
The street lights turned on as Youji, Omi, and Ken closed up shop for the night. Manx had dropped by later in the afternoon, with no mission. No missions for a week, but none of the boys really missed them. The three walked up to the common area, finding Aya sitting in a chair nose in a book. Violet eyes glanced in their directions as Youji took a seat next to him, proping his
feet up on the table, Aya only glared but didn't make a comment. Wiskfully, Youji removed his hat closing his eyes after looking at the clock, 8:00, the normal time he would getting ready for a date if there was no mission.
"Aren't you going out on a date?"Aya asked noticing the clock.
"No it's against the contract,"Youji grumbled as he stared up at the ceiling, wondering since when did Aya start asking nice questions, but decided not to push his luck.
Ken was in the kitchen humming a song that came from a Disney musical. Omi started humming it along with him after he caught on to the reprase.
"What are you two doing in there?"Youji asked hearing the same repeated melody for the fifth hundred time.
"Getting dinner ready,"Omi answers as the stove was clicked on.
"Ah,"Youji nodded then started humming the melody that was so contagious. Suddenly he just knew the english words and then started to sing them, while taking a swing of beer,"I can't wait til I can go on dates again!" Aya just glared and continue to his books, his gut feeling not liking where this would lead. His head was slowly being to hurt once again/Probably from the lack of aspirin/.
Youji surprisely had a good voice as he started singing the words only altering them slightly. /The alochol is already getting into his system/Aya sighed, as Youji lazily wrapped a friendly arm around him giving him a wink. Aya's face turned another shade white.
"I'll be dating again
Be good-looking again" his eyebrows moved up and down as his grin was cheesier than ever.
With a mademoiselle on each arm
When I'm human again
Only human again
Poised and polished
And gleaming with charm" He gave another dazzling smile while Omi and Ken poked their heads out of the kitchen and shook their heads. Youji smirked putting Aya into a playful headlock.
I'll be courting again
Chic and sporting again"
Ken came out of the kitchen to see Aya freeing himself from Youji's grasp "Which should cause several husbands alarm"Ken brought out the food, Omi holding the glasses.
Omi added casually not knowing where the words came from,"I'll hop down off this shelf"
Then Aya, Ken, and Youji sung in unison "And tout de suite, be myself"
Omi happily joined in a solo,"I can't wait to be human again"
Dinner continued without any other strange singing espoisdes.
Later that night Ken was watching one of the games on television while wiskfully pulled at his ears and his tail he muttered,"When we're human again
Only human again"
When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more."He smirked as he pulled out a nice picture of Aya from his wallet then hurringly shoved it back into place.
Omi whispered to Youji as they passed Ken sitting on the couch,"Little push, little shove
They could - whoosh - fall in love"Youji blinked then chuckled looking at the burnette then the redhead reading a book.
The next day began like any other, Ken happily bounced a soccer ball in the shop. Nearly hitting Aya in the face. The redhead saw red as some vase with a few roses was broken. Within seconds Ken took off down the hall, his tail right behind him. Aya instantly followed after him muttering curses. He passes a hiden Ken as he thinks.
"Ah cherie, won't it all be top drawer?
I'll wear lipstick and rouge
And I won't be so huge
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
I'll exude savoir faire
I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair
It's my prayer to be human again!" Then he blinks wondering "what the hell did I just say!?"
Aya whispered to himself still hunting for Ken through the apartment, brown hair no where in sight.
"When I'm human again
Only human again
When the world once more starts making sense
I'll unwind for a change"Aya reappeared in the shop, leaning against the wall his red tail swishing once again.
Youji muttered with a smirk,"Really, that'd be strange" pulling on his tail playfully.
Aya just glared at the blonde with black ears "Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?" snatching back his tail, wrapping it around his waist.
The music seemed to stop for a second as Omi answered innocently,"um...no" Aya nodded agreeing as he continued to sing.
"In a shack by the sea
I'll sit back sipping coffee
Let my early retirement commence
Far from fools made of wax
I'll get down to brass tacks and relax"
"Like that will EVER HAPPEN!"Youji smirked only to gulp as Aya shot him a glare of death.
Aya sings in relatiation,"It will When I'm human again!" Then he instantly starts going into orders for the shop mostly for Ken.
"So sweep the dust from the floor"
Omi smiles innocently as he watches Ken and Aya continue their petty fights over the next hour. His voice whispers cutely
"Let's let some light in the room
I can feel, I can tell
Someone might break the spell
Any day now..."
Youji glanced at the reflection in the window. Pulling off his hat, he flattens his ears showing him as he used to look. Instantly he gave it his best flirt smile, "Shine up the brass on the door"
Ken started cleaning up the vase with roses muttering,"Alert the dust pail and broom"
Omi smirked as he watched Aya and Ken out of the corner of his eyes as the days began to pass. Youji came over next to the chibi
as they whispered in unison.
"If it all goes as planned
Our time may be at hand
Any day now!"
"Ken,"Aya snapped annoyed at the daydreaming burnette
"Open the shutters
And let in some air"
Ken did as he was told mockingly gestering with his hands,"Put these here and put those ofer there" Aya just pulled on the burnette's tail, making him howl in pain.
Fangirls suddenly come bursting through the doors shouting happily in high pitched voices. Omi of course went higher than the 1st sopanros."Sweep up the years, the sadness and tears
And throw them away!"
"If you're not buying anything GET OUT!"Aya's voice bellows instantly the four men are left once again. Youji obviously pouting while Omi was scolding Aya to be more gentle. Ken smirks happily still singing softly to himself.
"When we're human again
Only human again
When the man finally sets me free
Cheeks a-bloomin' again
We're assumin' again
We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre
We'll be playin' again!
Holidayin' again!"A daydream of Aya and Ken sitting watching a sunset enters his mind.
Youji and Omi join in singing as well, Aya just throws his hands up in frustration, slaming the door to house as he leaves the shop. Ken is knocked out of his daydream and looks around the shop confused.
"And we're prayin' it's A.S.A.P.
When we cast off this pall
We'll stand straight, we'll walk tall
When we're all that we were
Thanks to him, thanks to him
Coming closer and closer and closer and closer and
Closer and closer and..."
Ken runs after Aya while Omi and Youji keep singing. Ken watches Aya pulling out of the driveway, only for him to stare as the redhead drives away. Omi and Youji are busy dancing in the closed shop, not noticing two pairs of eyes glistening with humor.
"We'll be dancing again!
We'll be twirling again
We'll be whirling around with such ease
When we're human again
Only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes
We'll be floating again
We'll be gliding again
Stepping, striding
As fine as you please"
Ken hops on his motorcycle following Aya's white proche heading towards the hospital. Ken whispers the remaining part of the song to himself and the wind.
"Like a real human does
I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn
When we're finally reborn
And we're all of us human again!"
***
Nagi smirked as he watched the youngest member of Weiss dancing with the older member. Schudlich grins evilly as he watched the older dip the younger. The black hair japanese boy looks up at the German. The redhead smirks as he mentally asks the boy,"So which song should I make the kittens sing next?"
"Hm,I don't know but as long as I catch it on tape, then everything will work,"Nagi smirks as he clicks off the camera within the shop. Quickly it fell in his hand causing him to grin asking,"We're blackmailing them with this right?"
Schudlich just nods a smirk on his lips,"Let the games begin Kittens."
WR: Well that's it for now.
Aya:You made us sing Disney.
WR: Actually I suggested that you should sing Disney demo Schudlich actually made you sing to Disney.
Schu:Actually Ken was the one who came up with the melody, I just gave you guys a shove down the right road
Youji:You're evil you know that
Schu:why thank you
WR:Ok that it for now minna-san Gomen for taking so long to get this out. I hope you enjoyed it. I'll be finishing up the fic soon don't worry JA NE!^_~V
By: White Rose
Disclaimer: Don't own Weiss Kruez so don't sue me please! Anyway here is the fic, I'm sorry it couldn't get out sooner.
In the last chapter Aya was suppose to be on his drug high, so that's why his section didn't make sense. He was supposely in dreamland, just to clear that up.
Aya-neko:glare: White Rose DIE!(attacks White Rose)
WR:Sweetie! You're suppose to LUV ME NOT KILL ME!
Aya:Just like you're suppose to LUV US AND NOT CHANGE US INTO CATS!
WR:But then I be out of a job and you wouldn't have any food! Besides you're all in for a BIG surprise
Youji:And who said she was harmless, again?
Chapter 7: To be human again...Only human again.
Aya groaned as he blinked open his eyes, the darkness had faded and now the sunlight reflected from his ceiling. He blinked again, adjusting his vision. /Defiantly white ceiling/, he thought to himself. His head felt like someone had run over his cat body with an 18-wheeler, moaning he rolled towards the wall. Pulling the covers over his head, then he heard a soft knock on the door only making him growl in annoyance.
"Aya-kun? Are you awake?" a soft voice was heard as the door began to open slowly.
"GO AWAY!"he bellowed, only to come to the realization. His voice was human. Then the sound of feet racing down the stairs was heard. His head popped out from under the covers as he glared at the door that was opened a crack, letting hallway light shoot directly to his eyes. Carefully he brought a hand up to his check, skin made contact with skin. One of the rare times in his life, he smiled realizing that he was again human. With that fact another killer headache smacked him hard making him groan and close his eyes.
Just when he was about to fall into a silent dreamless sleep, he heard the door slowly creaking open. Three muffled voices could be heard, suprisingly they all sounded like Youji, Ken, and Omi. However, Aya was still partially drugged so the voices never sounded closer as the three other teammates approached the bed.
"Are you sure he's awake Omi?"Ken asked as the three crept closer to the sleeping abyssissin.
"Well if he is not now, then he will be when I shove his coffee under his nose,"Youji chuckled cluctching Aya's favorite mug filled to the brim with fresh coffee. None of the teammates would ever venture the task of waking up Aya without coffee, the result would be too drastic.
Aya just groaned again rolling onto his side facing away from the voices muttering,"go away."
"Aya-kun!"Omi happy voice rang through the room whinning,"we were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worried!"
Aya glanced over his shoulder, instantly his violet eyes went to slits as he locked gazes with his teammates."Shine"he growled excepting them to quickly rush out of the room. Simotaneously they stared at him, blinked then started cracking up falling like flies holding their stomaches. The three were rolling on the ground, laughing at his exspense this of course did not amuse Aya at all.
"Gomen, Aya-kun"Omi attempted to breathe only to continue to laugh. Youji and Ken were hyeinas tears forming in their eyes
as they continued to laugh.
"Get out!"Aya roared instantly starting to search for a weapon or figure out what was going on then kill them all. Omi epp jumping
behind Ken, knocking off both their hats, sending them falling once again on the ground. A cloud of fur and dust surrounded the two boys' bodies.
Bang!CRASH!"Ken-ken!"
Then it was Aya's turn to blink as he stared at blushing Ken holding a terrified Omi, both with large cat ears shooting out from their
heads. Omi's was black like when he had been a cat while Ken's were brown. On the ground by both of the boys were two long rope like tails both with the respective fur colors. Youji just smirked watching the scene unplay before his eyes and taking a sip of the coffee. Only to spit it out back in the cup, since it was black.
"Here we brought you some coffee, Aya-kun." Youji casually handed the redhead the cup only to have a glare as the answer.
"You just spit in it, Kudou,"Aya snapped then asked rather annoyed,"What exactly is going on?"
"You were in the hospital back at Kikter,"Youji replies casusally,"they gave you the stimulate, and as you can see the ears are a slight
side affect." Then Youji playfully pulled on Aya's ears hard, causing the red head to jump an inch off the bed. Violet eyes glared at green hiden behind shades.
"Which explains the hats,"Ken states as he stood up Omi finally got off his lap, blue eyes shining happily.
"Aya-kun are you feeling better?"Omi asked curiously chocking his head to the side.
"Hn,"the red head gave a reply standing up and walking out of the room, instantly heading towards the kitchen. The three just looked at each other then shrugged. It looked like everything was nearly back to normal once again.
***
The street lights turned on as Youji, Omi, and Ken closed up shop for the night. Manx had dropped by later in the afternoon, with no mission. No missions for a week, but none of the boys really missed them. The three walked up to the common area, finding Aya sitting in a chair nose in a book. Violet eyes glanced in their directions as Youji took a seat next to him, proping his
feet up on the table, Aya only glared but didn't make a comment. Wiskfully, Youji removed his hat closing his eyes after looking at the clock, 8:00, the normal time he would getting ready for a date if there was no mission.
"Aren't you going out on a date?"Aya asked noticing the clock.
"No it's against the contract,"Youji grumbled as he stared up at the ceiling, wondering since when did Aya start asking nice questions, but decided not to push his luck.
Ken was in the kitchen humming a song that came from a Disney musical. Omi started humming it along with him after he caught on to the reprase.
"What are you two doing in there?"Youji asked hearing the same repeated melody for the fifth hundred time.
"Getting dinner ready,"Omi answers as the stove was clicked on.
"Ah,"Youji nodded then started humming the melody that was so contagious. Suddenly he just knew the english words and then started to sing them, while taking a swing of beer,"I can't wait til I can go on dates again!" Aya just glared and continue to his books, his gut feeling not liking where this would lead. His head was slowly being to hurt once again/Probably from the lack of aspirin/.
Youji surprisely had a good voice as he started singing the words only altering them slightly. /The alochol is already getting into his system/Aya sighed, as Youji lazily wrapped a friendly arm around him giving him a wink. Aya's face turned another shade white.
"I'll be dating again
Be good-looking again" his eyebrows moved up and down as his grin was cheesier than ever.
With a mademoiselle on each arm
When I'm human again
Only human again
Poised and polished
And gleaming with charm" He gave another dazzling smile while Omi and Ken poked their heads out of the kitchen and shook their heads. Youji smirked putting Aya into a playful headlock.
I'll be courting again
Chic and sporting again"
Ken came out of the kitchen to see Aya freeing himself from Youji's grasp "Which should cause several husbands alarm"Ken brought out the food, Omi holding the glasses.
Omi added casually not knowing where the words came from,"I'll hop down off this shelf"
Then Aya, Ken, and Youji sung in unison "And tout de suite, be myself"
Omi happily joined in a solo,"I can't wait to be human again"
Dinner continued without any other strange singing espoisdes.
Later that night Ken was watching one of the games on television while wiskfully pulled at his ears and his tail he muttered,"When we're human again
Only human again"
When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more."He smirked as he pulled out a nice picture of Aya from his wallet then hurringly shoved it back into place.
Omi whispered to Youji as they passed Ken sitting on the couch,"Little push, little shove
They could - whoosh - fall in love"Youji blinked then chuckled looking at the burnette then the redhead reading a book.
The next day began like any other, Ken happily bounced a soccer ball in the shop. Nearly hitting Aya in the face. The redhead saw red as some vase with a few roses was broken. Within seconds Ken took off down the hall, his tail right behind him. Aya instantly followed after him muttering curses. He passes a hiden Ken as he thinks.
"Ah cherie, won't it all be top drawer?
I'll wear lipstick and rouge
And I won't be so huge
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
I'll exude savoir faire
I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair
It's my prayer to be human again!" Then he blinks wondering "what the hell did I just say!?"
Aya whispered to himself still hunting for Ken through the apartment, brown hair no where in sight.
"When I'm human again
Only human again
When the world once more starts making sense
I'll unwind for a change"Aya reappeared in the shop, leaning against the wall his red tail swishing once again.
Youji muttered with a smirk,"Really, that'd be strange" pulling on his tail playfully.
Aya just glared at the blonde with black ears "Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?" snatching back his tail, wrapping it around his waist.
The music seemed to stop for a second as Omi answered innocently,"um...no" Aya nodded agreeing as he continued to sing.
"In a shack by the sea
I'll sit back sipping coffee
Let my early retirement commence
Far from fools made of wax
I'll get down to brass tacks and relax"
"Like that will EVER HAPPEN!"Youji smirked only to gulp as Aya shot him a glare of death.
Aya sings in relatiation,"It will When I'm human again!" Then he instantly starts going into orders for the shop mostly for Ken.
"So sweep the dust from the floor"
Omi smiles innocently as he watches Ken and Aya continue their petty fights over the next hour. His voice whispers cutely
"Let's let some light in the room
I can feel, I can tell
Someone might break the spell
Any day now..."
Youji glanced at the reflection in the window. Pulling off his hat, he flattens his ears showing him as he used to look. Instantly he gave it his best flirt smile, "Shine up the brass on the door"
Ken started cleaning up the vase with roses muttering,"Alert the dust pail and broom"
Omi smirked as he watched Aya and Ken out of the corner of his eyes as the days began to pass. Youji came over next to the chibi
as they whispered in unison.
"If it all goes as planned
Our time may be at hand
Any day now!"
"Ken,"Aya snapped annoyed at the daydreaming burnette
"Open the shutters
And let in some air"
Ken did as he was told mockingly gestering with his hands,"Put these here and put those ofer there" Aya just pulled on the burnette's tail, making him howl in pain.
Fangirls suddenly come bursting through the doors shouting happily in high pitched voices. Omi of course went higher than the 1st sopanros."Sweep up the years, the sadness and tears
And throw them away!"
"If you're not buying anything GET OUT!"Aya's voice bellows instantly the four men are left once again. Youji obviously pouting while Omi was scolding Aya to be more gentle. Ken smirks happily still singing softly to himself.
"When we're human again
Only human again
When the man finally sets me free
Cheeks a-bloomin' again
We're assumin' again
We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre
We'll be playin' again!
Holidayin' again!"A daydream of Aya and Ken sitting watching a sunset enters his mind.
Youji and Omi join in singing as well, Aya just throws his hands up in frustration, slaming the door to house as he leaves the shop. Ken is knocked out of his daydream and looks around the shop confused.
"And we're prayin' it's A.S.A.P.
When we cast off this pall
We'll stand straight, we'll walk tall
When we're all that we were
Thanks to him, thanks to him
Coming closer and closer and closer and closer and
Closer and closer and..."
Ken runs after Aya while Omi and Youji keep singing. Ken watches Aya pulling out of the driveway, only for him to stare as the redhead drives away. Omi and Youji are busy dancing in the closed shop, not noticing two pairs of eyes glistening with humor.
"We'll be dancing again!
We'll be twirling again
We'll be whirling around with such ease
When we're human again
Only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes
We'll be floating again
We'll be gliding again
Stepping, striding
As fine as you please"
Ken hops on his motorcycle following Aya's white proche heading towards the hospital. Ken whispers the remaining part of the song to himself and the wind.
"Like a real human does
I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn
When we're finally reborn
And we're all of us human again!"
***
Nagi smirked as he watched the youngest member of Weiss dancing with the older member. Schudlich grins evilly as he watched the older dip the younger. The black hair japanese boy looks up at the German. The redhead smirks as he mentally asks the boy,"So which song should I make the kittens sing next?"
"Hm,I don't know but as long as I catch it on tape, then everything will work,"Nagi smirks as he clicks off the camera within the shop. Quickly it fell in his hand causing him to grin asking,"We're blackmailing them with this right?"
Schudlich just nods a smirk on his lips,"Let the games begin Kittens."
WR: Well that's it for now.
Aya:You made us sing Disney.
WR: Actually I suggested that you should sing Disney demo Schudlich actually made you sing to Disney.
Schu:Actually Ken was the one who came up with the melody, I just gave you guys a shove down the right road
Youji:You're evil you know that
Schu:why thank you
WR:Ok that it for now minna-san Gomen for taking so long to get this out. I hope you enjoyed it. I'll be finishing up the fic soon don't worry JA NE!^_~V