WR: I'm sorry, I haven't been updating because school is a mother #$#$#$#$ if you get my point . So here is one out to all my dedicated fans who have put up with my shit cause I love you all (happily waves, only to have tomatoes thrown at her)….would it help to say my computer broke down several times over the last couple of months? (Silence through the audience), well…I think I'm safe now, (starts to walk off stage only to trip and fall on her face. Aya comes out on the stage with a big sign in a Panda outfit with "Laugh" and shows it to the audience. Everybody laughs). AYA-KUN you're soooo mean.

Aya: Die Takatori Die

WR: Mou, Aya-kun I'm not Takatori Reji for starters don't look at my face, look several degrees down, (points to chest) and you've already killed him ….Oh well, I guess you need more loving too, come on (drags him off stage while he glares)

Chapter 9: Oh My Sanity How I Miss thee

After much chasing and cursing, Aya walked into the kitchen and sat down in his chair. His glare was intent and about to kill as he stared at the two cats in front of him, then glanced at Youji, and Omi who were sprawled out on the floor. There stood Ken who was slowly backing up hands in front, "Oi Aya, I can explain."
"Ken," Aya asked very quietly, within a second there was only a foot between the two, "What the hell did you do?" His silky voice articulated every word.
"Ah, I….I…..I…DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! IT WAS THOSE CATS AND SEAGULLS!" Ken pointed to the orange and gray cat who were quietly attempting to leave through the open door.

"Cats? Seagulls?" Aya glanced questionably, then his eyes widen and his right slender eyebrow began to twitch, "Ken, I don't see any seagulls. And as for the CATS! WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM?"
"It was all Youji and Omi!" Ken stated backing up again, attempting to escape, "I told them no and then the cats started talking to us! I swear."
"You talked to a cat?" Aya asked, glaring at the brunette, "That's impossible. Cats do not talk."
"Actually that is not completely impossible just highly improbable," a new voice stated through the room. Instantly, both men turned to the orange and gray cat, but there were two more. Ken's eyes nearly popped out of his head while Aya's just narrowed to slits.

The first one was black with black eyes and the second one that was white with a single yellow eye and a scar on its other.
"Die," Aya stated coldly then looked over at Ken, "It's Schwartz. What the hell is going on here?"
"That's what I would like to know as well," the black cat stated calmly, "Unfortunately, I foresaw this too late, and now we're stuck like this."
"I say we just leave them like this," Youji stated, "Might do them some good. They're much cuter this way too." He picked himself up, poking Omi, "Oi chibi, this is no time for a nap."
The youngest member just swatted the finger away and continued to drool in his sleep.
"Stop it," Nagi snapped, pouncing on Schudlich, "You promised!" With that the gray cat's dark blue eyes turned red and the orange cat began to levitate Youji's eye level, "I'll let him eat you."
"Fine, just put me down on my feet," the German cat replied with a sigh with that Omi woke up rather distraught.
"AH! It's true," Omi stated in shock pointing at the four members of Schwartz in cat form, "What the hell do you want?"
"To hurt…"Farfello started only to be pounced on by Nagi. The two just started yowling as the younger kitten fought with all his might only for the white cat to laugh crazily. Finally, the gray kitten had pinned the white cat underneath him.
"We'll never turn back at this rate," the youngest member glared, "so don't go threatening them, baka." Farfello just shrugged and began glancing around for something sharp to amuse himself with.
"So as you can see, we are in need of your help, and your doctor in order for us to find a cure," Crawford coughed, ignoring the pervious scene.
"We need to think about it," Ken stated with a frown and glance at his team members.

"No we don't need to think about anything. The answer is no," Aya snapped and turned, heading towards his bedroom. Then he felt something pulling through his spine, and within seconds he yelp in pain. Farfello had just found his furry red tail.
"We come to hurt God and Wiess," the white cat stated as he held on to dear life, while Aya attempted to chase his tail. Within in a second, the white cat was thrown into the sink, which was filled with dirty water. Farfello yowled and pulled himself from the water, a smirk on his scarred face "Must hurt Wiess."
"Die dark beast," Aya snapped and left the room, running to find his katana. Ken, Youji, and Omi looked at each other shrugged then looked at the four freaky cats in front of them.
"So, what are we going to do about them?" Youji asked.
"I say we keep them and torture them," Ken stated with a slight maniac grin on his face, slowly creeping towards the white and black cats. Brad just sighed, reaching for his glasses only to remember they were back in the warehouse.
"Ken! You can't torture a cat! That's horrible!" Omi stated jumping in front of the cats.
"But," Ken protesting, "but they're not really cats. IT'S SCHWARTZ! They aren't people either. They're other worst enemy! Besides they ruined my pride, I shall never forgive them. I won't hurt them much, just a pull on their tail, cut of their ears, declaw them…"
"But that's horrible, they just little cats" Omi stated with a pout and big watery blue eyes. In his arms was the gray cat with dark blue eyes (aka Nagi) and shoved the cat in Ken's face "See, completely harmless." The cat stared at him with large innocent dark eyes.
"AH!" Ken shouted in pain. He looked down to see the white car gnawing on his left foot. "Get off! Get off!" With that he began to jump around, shaking the other one in attempts to free his foot from the white blur.

Youji laughed watching the scene, "Do you need some help Ken-ken."
"Yes, get it off! And don't call me that, Get off! Get off!" Ken stated as he attempted to pry the claws out from his skin. Youji just chuckled shaking his head, Omi's eyes were wide with shock, looming over Ken was Aya holding his katana.

The redhead jumped into the air shouting, "Schwartz! Die!" Ken was in shock as the redhead made a clean cut of claws, sending the white cat straight into the trash can. "Quickly Youji sit on it!" Aya shouted from the other side of the room.
"Sit on what! Are you out of your mind? Why me?" the blonde asked glaring.
"Oh that's easy, cause you're the biggest ass," Ken stated from his position on the floor. The whole incident made his knees give way.

Aya just snorted and sheathed his katana muttering something like, "The cats leave now, good night." He silently left the room.

The white cat groaned in pain as he popped his head out of the trash can. "Must hurt God and Wiess and pretty ponies." The other three cats sighed and shook their heads in unison.
"Anno, I don't think we should keep them," the shortest member of the group stated.
"I completely agree," Youji stated firmly, picking up the other three cats and placing them also in the trash can.
"I'm so glad you've both came to your senses," Ken sighs with relief as the three gather around to decide how to get rid ofthe pests.

The four cats were found themselves in a dumpster, looking at the back door of the flower shop that was owned by their greatest enemy. Nagi, Schudlich, and Farfello all simultaneously looked at Brad, who had his eyes closed and was a complete puff ball. It was a humid night and looked like rain.
"So now what do we do boss?" Schudlich asked with a smirk on his face.
"We resort to plan W," Crawford stated closing his eyes as he felt a headache coming across the top of his forehead, "as soon as I get some allergy medicine." With that he passed out, causing the three other cats to sigh and think of an alternate way to get the help they oh so needed.

In a dark room filled with tables and tables, a long woman sat at a microscope muttering to herself with a maniac smile on her lips. The door opened revealing two women in lab coats, "So how's it coming?"
"Very well," the woman at the microscope stated her hand adjusting the lenses. She clicked a switch and revealed a projector and few cells became visible. "See, the cell structure is becoming permanent due to the mutations DNA insert. The process will be complete in a few more days then."
"Then?" the first woman asked, she had dark red hair. Her partner smiled coldly.
"Then we'll have our army of neko-jins," the woman stated firmly, "however the process on the last four subjects might cause a shock to the first."
"Who should be the one to tell them?" the second woman asked curiously. The woman sitting down stood up, flicking on the laboratory lights.

There stood a woman with medium length brown hair and green eyes. Her white lab coat gave her a holy glow as she stated happily. The women just stared at her curiously then she laughed "Why me of course. They wouldn't expect it from you two to know anything about the complexities of science. Besides then you're lives won't be take just mine."
The two women looked at each other then at the woman. The redhead asked curiously, "And you're all right with this S?"
"Yes, Yes," she stated waving her death off her mind. Happily, shoving the two women out of the door and clicked off the lights, muttering, "Which is why they'll want to kill you when it's all said and done, Hehehehe." Her insane smile was once again on her face as she continued to work into the dark hours of the night.

Ken awoke bright and early like he always did to take his morning jog. He normal route consisted of heading towards the bridge, then the park and back down the busy street. The best part about his morning jogs was that it took him an hour to get where he needed to get to. He walked back in around eight o'clock panting slightly he was wide awake. Then he paused and blinked and paused and blinked. His jaw dropped at the horror as he noticed several human limbs were sticking out of the closest dumpster. He frowned and headed towards the scene quietly, who knew it might he a homeless person he reasoned. He carefully peaked over the ledge of the dupster and his brown-teal eyes drew wide and jaw dropped in horror as he screamed.

There were the four members of Schwartz looking like their respective cats only as humans with cat ears and tails. Suddenly Omi and Aya appeared behind him, standing over him.
"Ken-kun? Are you all right?" Omi asked curiously titling his head to the right slightly. Ken's jaw dropped even more and he screamed a high pitch scream dashing back into the building. Aya and Omi just looked at each other then at the dumpster. Omi turned a bright shade of pink while Aya's eyebrow twitch in irritation.
"Omi go comfort Ken," Aya ordered in a monotone. The youngest member quickly disappeared into the house as the redhead once again drew his katana raising it high over head. "Schwartz, DIE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" echoed through the alley way as the swift stroke of justice was brought down upon the four sleeping members of Schwartz.

Youji shot out of bed and ran to his window looking down his wire ready in hands. He shouted to Aya, "Hey Aya is everything all right? It's a little too early in the morning to start killing!"
The cold redhead looked up and nodded as he sheathed his katana and headed back inside the shop. Youji shrugged and then looked down in the dumpster that had been sliced in half. There were the members of Schwartz twitching from the wake up call. Their dress was normal except for cat ears and tails and the fact they were all covered in garbage.
CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! The blonde assassin looked up on the opposite roof, there was Ken-ken taking pictures of the members laughing.
"Ken-ken hurt Schwartz. Ken-ken hurt Schwartz," was heard above a harsh whisper.
There was a knock at the door causing the blonde to mutter about needing his beauty sleep. He grabbed a bathrobe and threw it on as he opened the door to find Omi who looked rather worried.
"Youji-kun have you've seen Ken-kun? I can't find him anywhere," the youngest stated, his bottom lip sticking out in a pout. Youji just glared and pointed out his window.
"He jumped out the window!" Omi shouted in horror, running to the window then looking down. His eyes widen at the sight of Schwartz, then a red blush cross over the bridge of his nose.

"NO, chibi no baka, Youji muttered placing a hand on top of Omi's head. "That's not Ken-kun that's Schwartz." He pointed to Ken kun forcing Omi blue eyes to follow, "That's Ken-kun. Schwartz is down there. Turns out the little kitties were telling the truth afterall," Omi's mouth shaped into an O as his eyes widen in shock. His eyebrow twitched as he was about to shout at the baka.
Instead "HIDAKA GET DOWN YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" was heard from below, instantly the two blonde stared down to see an extremely pissed off Aya death glaring their final member. Ken was about to protest but then he pouted and climbed down from the rooftop, clutching the camera to his chest tightly. Within seconds Omi and Youji were racing down stairs to confront the wild brunette.

WR: I'm sorry to leave with a cliffie. I can't help it it's a bad habit and I promise I'll get the next chapter up ASAP, hopefully next week, after my sister's graduation I love you all I'm sorry it took me so long cause I had so much work to do. Maybe if you email me with ideas (HINT) I'll be able to finish up the fic hehehehehe

Crawford: You're dead woman.
Schu: you're worse than me when it comes to laziness.
WR: p (pulls out gun and says)I just told you why I couldn't get updated before hand so get off my back! SCHWARTZ DIE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nagi: eyes just turn red and everything in the building go black.
WR: DAMN IT I JUST HAD THAT FIX GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(pushes button and atomic bomb goes off with a nice wittle mushroom cloud)
Youji: Why do the nice women always go crazy first?
Omi: don't look at me you're the woman expert.
Aya: -- (glaring at Youji to open his mouth)
Youji: no comment bye! (runs away)
WR: AYA-KUN! (surprise GLOMP! Omi just back away and runs to Yui in tears)
Aya: -- (glare) WR. DIE.
WR: I luv you . GLOMPS and skips away with Aya-kun