WR: I'm sorry, I haven't been updating because school is a mother #$#$#$#$ if you get my point . So here is one out to all my dedicated fans who have put up with my shit cause I love you all (happily waves, only to have tomatoes thrown at her)….would it help to say my computer broke down several times over the last couple of months? (Silence through the audience), well…I think I'm safe now, (starts to walk off stage only to trip and fall on her face. Aya comes out on the stage with a big sign in a Panda outfit with "Laugh" and shows it to the audience. Everybody laughs). AYA-KUN you're soooo mean.
Aya: Die Takatori Die
WR: Mou, Aya-kun I'm not Takatori Reji for starters don't look at my face, look several degrees down, (points to chest) and you've already killed him ….Oh well, I guess you need more loving too, come on (drags him off stage while he glares)
Chapter 9: Oh My Sanity How I Miss thee
After
much chasing and cursing, Aya walked into the kitchen and sat down in
his chair. His glare was intent and about to kill as he stared at the
two cats in front of him, then glanced at Youji, and Omi who were
sprawled out on the floor. There stood Ken who was slowly backing up
hands in front, "Oi Aya, I can explain."
"Ken," Aya asked
very quietly, within a second there was only a foot between the two,
"What the hell did you do?" His silky voice articulated every
word.
"Ah, I….I…..I…DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! IT WAS THOSE
CATS AND SEAGULLS!" Ken pointed to the orange and gray cat who were
quietly attempting to leave through the open door.
"Cats?
Seagulls?" Aya glanced questionably, then his eyes widen and his
right slender eyebrow began to twitch, "Ken, I don't see any
seagulls. And as for the CATS! WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME
FROM?"
"It was all Youji and Omi!" Ken stated backing up
again, attempting to escape, "I told them no and then the cats
started talking to us! I swear."
"You talked to a cat?" Aya
asked, glaring at the brunette, "That's impossible. Cats do not
talk."
"Actually that is not completely impossible just highly
improbable," a new voice stated through the room. Instantly, both
men turned to the orange and gray cat, but there were two more. Ken's
eyes nearly popped out of his head while Aya's just narrowed to
slits.
The
first one was black with black eyes and the second one that was white
with a single yellow eye and a scar on its other.
"Die," Aya
stated coldly then looked over at Ken, "It's Schwartz. What the
hell is going on here?"
"That's what I would like to know as
well," the black cat stated calmly, "Unfortunately, I foresaw
this too late, and now we're stuck like this."
"I say we
just leave them like this," Youji stated, "Might do them some
good. They're much cuter this way too." He picked himself up,
poking Omi, "Oi chibi, this is no time for a nap."
The
youngest member just swatted the finger away and continued to drool
in his sleep.
"Stop it," Nagi snapped, pouncing on Schudlich,
"You promised!" With that the gray cat's dark blue eyes turned
red and the orange cat began to levitate Youji's eye level, "I'll
let him eat you."
"Fine, just put me down on my feet," the
German cat replied with a sigh with that Omi woke up rather
distraught.
"AH! It's true," Omi stated in shock pointing at
the four members of Schwartz in cat form, "What the hell do you
want?"
"To hurt…"Farfello started only to be pounced on by
Nagi. The two just started yowling as the younger kitten fought with
all his might only for the white cat to laugh crazily. Finally, the
gray kitten had pinned the white cat underneath him.
"We'll
never turn back at this rate," the youngest member glared, "so
don't go threatening them, baka." Farfello just shrugged and
began glancing around for something sharp to amuse himself with.
"So
as you can see, we are in need of your help, and your doctor in order
for us to find a cure," Crawford coughed, ignoring the pervious
scene.
"We need to think about it," Ken stated with a frown
and glance at his team members.
"No we don't need to think
about anything. The answer is no," Aya snapped and turned, heading
towards his bedroom. Then he felt something pulling through his
spine, and within seconds he yelp in pain. Farfello had just found
his furry red tail.
"We come to hurt God and Wiess," the white
cat stated as he held on to dear life, while Aya attempted to chase
his tail. Within in a second, the white cat was thrown into the sink,
which was filled with dirty water. Farfello yowled and pulled himself
from the water, a smirk on his scarred face "Must hurt Wiess."
"Die
dark beast," Aya snapped and left the room, running to find his
katana. Ken, Youji, and Omi looked at each other shrugged then looked
at the four freaky cats in front of them.
"So, what are we going
to do about them?" Youji asked.
"I say we keep them and
torture them," Ken stated with a slight maniac grin on his face,
slowly creeping towards the white and black cats. Brad just sighed,
reaching for his glasses only to remember they were back in the
warehouse.
"Ken! You can't torture a cat! That's horrible!"
Omi stated jumping in front of the cats.
"But," Ken
protesting, "but they're not really cats. IT'S SCHWARTZ! They
aren't people either. They're other worst enemy! Besides they
ruined my pride, I shall never forgive them. I won't hurt them
much, just a pull on their tail, cut of their ears, declaw
them…"
"But that's horrible, they just little cats" Omi
stated with a pout and big watery blue eyes. In his arms was the gray
cat with dark blue eyes (aka Nagi) and shoved the cat in Ken's face
"See, completely harmless." The cat stared at him with large
innocent dark eyes.
"AH!" Ken shouted in pain. He looked down
to see the white car gnawing on his left foot. "Get off! Get off!"
With that he began to jump around, shaking the other one in attempts
to free his foot from the white blur.
Youji
laughed watching the scene, "Do you need some help Ken-ken."
"Yes,
get it off! And don't call me that, Get off! Get off!" Ken stated
as he attempted to pry the claws out from his skin. Youji just
chuckled shaking his head, Omi's eyes were wide with shock, looming
over Ken was Aya holding his katana.
The
redhead jumped into the air shouting, "Schwartz! Die!" Ken was in
shock as the redhead made a clean cut of claws, sending the white cat
straight into the trash can. "Quickly Youji sit on it!" Aya
shouted from the other side of the room.
"Sit on what! Are you
out of your mind? Why me?" the blonde asked glaring.
"Oh
that's easy, cause you're the biggest ass," Ken stated from his
position on the floor. The whole incident made his knees give way.
Aya just snorted and sheathed his katana muttering something like, "The cats leave now, good night." He silently left the room.
The
white cat groaned in pain as he popped his head out of the trash can.
"Must hurt God and Wiess and pretty ponies." The other three cats
sighed and shook their heads in unison.
"Anno, I don't think
we should keep them," the shortest member of the group stated.
"I
completely agree," Youji stated firmly, picking up the other three
cats and placing them also in the trash can.
"I'm so glad
you've both came to your senses," Ken sighs with relief as the
three gather around to decide how to get rid ofthe pests.
The
four cats were found themselves in a dumpster, looking at the back
door of the flower shop that was owned by their greatest enemy. Nagi,
Schudlich, and Farfello all simultaneously looked at Brad, who had
his eyes closed and was a complete puff ball. It was a humid night
and looked like rain.
"So now what do we do boss?" Schudlich
asked with a smirk on his face.
"We resort to plan W,"
Crawford stated closing his eyes as he felt a headache coming across
the top of his forehead, "as soon as I get some allergy medicine."
With that he passed out, causing the three other cats to sigh and
think of an alternate way to get the help they oh so needed.
In
a dark room filled with tables and tables, a long woman sat at a
microscope muttering to herself with a maniac smile on her lips. The
door opened revealing two women in lab coats, "So how's it
coming?"
"Very well," the woman at the microscope stated her
hand adjusting the lenses. She clicked a switch and revealed a
projector and few cells became visible. "See, the cell structure is
becoming permanent due to the mutations DNA insert. The process will
be complete in a few more days then."
"Then?" the first
woman asked, she had dark red hair. Her partner smiled coldly.
"Then
we'll have our army of neko-jins," the woman stated firmly,
"however the process on the last four subjects might cause a shock
to the first."
"Who should be the one to tell them?" the
second woman asked curiously. The woman sitting down stood up,
flicking on the laboratory lights.
There
stood a woman with medium length brown hair and green eyes. Her white
lab coat gave her a holy glow as she stated happily. The women just
stared at her curiously then she laughed "Why me of course. They
wouldn't expect it from you two to know anything about the
complexities of science. Besides then you're lives won't be take
just mine."
The two women looked at each other then at the
woman. The redhead asked curiously, "And you're all right with
this S?"
"Yes, Yes," she stated waving her death off her
mind. Happily, shoving the two women out of the door and clicked off
the lights, muttering, "Which is why they'll want to kill you
when it's all said and done, Hehehehe." Her insane smile was once
again on her face as she continued to work into the dark hours of the
night.
Ken awoke bright and early like he always did to take his morning jog. He normal route consisted of heading towards the bridge, then the park and back down the busy street. The best part about his morning jogs was that it took him an hour to get where he needed to get to. He walked back in around eight o'clock panting slightly he was wide awake. Then he paused and blinked and paused and blinked. His jaw dropped at the horror as he noticed several human limbs were sticking out of the closest dumpster. He frowned and headed towards the scene quietly, who knew it might he a homeless person he reasoned. He carefully peaked over the ledge of the dupster and his brown-teal eyes drew wide and jaw dropped in horror as he screamed.
There
were the four members of Schwartz looking like their respective cats
only as humans with cat ears and tails. Suddenly Omi and Aya appeared
behind him, standing over him.
"Ken-kun? Are you all right?"
Omi asked curiously titling his head to the right slightly. Ken's
jaw dropped even more and he screamed a high pitch scream dashing
back into the building. Aya and Omi just looked at each other then at
the dumpster. Omi turned a bright shade of pink while Aya's eyebrow
twitch in irritation.
"Omi go comfort Ken," Aya ordered in a
monotone. The youngest member quickly disappeared into the house as
the redhead once again drew his katana raising it high over head.
"Schwartz, DIE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
echoed through the alley way as the swift stroke of justice was
brought down upon the four sleeping members of
Schwartz.
Youji
shot out of bed and ran to his window looking down his wire ready in
hands. He shouted to Aya, "Hey Aya is everything all right? It's
a little too early in the morning to start killing!"
The cold
redhead looked up and nodded as he sheathed his katana and headed
back inside the shop. Youji shrugged and then looked down in the
dumpster that had been sliced in half. There were the members of
Schwartz twitching from the wake up call. Their dress was normal
except for cat ears and tails and the fact they were all covered in
garbage.
CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! The blonde assassin looked up
on the opposite roof, there was Ken-ken taking pictures of the
members laughing.
"Ken-ken hurt Schwartz. Ken-ken hurt
Schwartz," was heard above a harsh whisper.
There was a knock at
the door causing the blonde to mutter about needing his beauty sleep.
He grabbed a bathrobe and threw it on as he opened the door to find
Omi who looked rather worried.
"Youji-kun have you've seen
Ken-kun? I can't find him anywhere," the youngest stated, his
bottom lip sticking out in a pout. Youji just glared and pointed out
his window.
"He jumped out the window!" Omi shouted in horror,
running to the window then looking down. His eyes widen at the sight
of Schwartz, then a red blush cross over the bridge of his
nose.
"NO, chibi no baka, Youji muttered placing a hand on
top of Omi's head. "That's not Ken-kun that's Schwartz." He
pointed to Ken kun forcing Omi blue eyes to follow, "That's
Ken-kun. Schwartz is down there. Turns out the little kitties were
telling the truth afterall," Omi's mouth shaped into an O as his
eyes widen in shock. His eyebrow twitched as he was about to shout at
the baka.
Instead "HIDAKA GET DOWN YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" was
heard from below, instantly the two blonde stared down to see an
extremely pissed off Aya death glaring their final member. Ken was
about to protest but then he pouted and climbed down from the
rooftop, clutching the camera to his chest tightly. Within seconds
Omi and Youji were racing down stairs to confront the wild
brunette.
WR: I'm sorry to leave with a cliffie. I can't help it it's a bad habit and I promise I'll get the next chapter up ASAP, hopefully next week, after my sister's graduation I love you all I'm sorry it took me so long cause I had so much work to do. Maybe if you email me with ideas (HINT) I'll be able to finish up the fic hehehehehe
Crawford: You're dead woman.
Schu:
you're worse than me when it comes to laziness.
WR: p (pulls
out gun and says)I just told you why I couldn't get updated before
hand so get off my back! SCHWARTZ DIE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nagi: eyes
just turn red and everything in the building go black.
WR: DAMN IT
I JUST HAD THAT FIX GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(pushes button
and atomic bomb goes off with a nice wittle mushroom cloud)
Youji:
Why do the nice women always go crazy first?
Omi: don't look at
me you're the woman expert.
Aya: -- (glaring at Youji to open
his mouth)
Youji: no comment bye! (runs away)
WR: AYA-KUN!
(surprise GLOMP! Omi just back away and runs to Yui in tears)
Aya:
-- (glare) WR. DIE.
WR: I luv you . GLOMPS and skips away with
Aya-kun
