Sorry this chapeter is so late. Weekends are soooo crazy. Oo
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Or Jello.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD!" ranted Ed.
Then Sari was all like "No, meatballs taste baaaad with jello."
"KEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!" and Ed was all making that blade thingy on his arm. Cool.
Sari smirked, like, a Roy Mustang smirk.
And Ed was all like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE ROY-ISH SMIRK! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"Muahahahaha! You are all defenseless and stuff!"
Ed put his hands on the ground and made a cage around Sari.
Just then, Magi walked in. "Ha, what a lousy fanfic."
And then somehow Sari was out of the cage.
Then she was all like "WHY IS THERE BUTTER IN MY PURSE!"
And then, some gorillas with machetes materialized out of nowhere and began attacking Edward violently.
"Where are all these damn gorillas coming from!" exclaimed Ed.
Ed fiercely attacked the gorrillas, but they turned into balogna sandwiches and Sari was nowhere to be seen.
"Given up, have y-" Said Ed as a flying bologna sandwich hit him in the face.
"Muahahahahahahaha! I am so wayyy too awesome! I'm invisible! Haha!" said Sari as another sandwich was sent hurtling towards Ed, but that sandwich missed.
"Grrrrr! It's so hard to hit such a small target!" >:(
Whoa. How does Sari say >:(? Weeeell, anyways...
"Who are you calling an ultra-super-pygmy-teeny-tiny-midget-dwarf!" retorted Ed, obviously angered. And losing.
"You, shrimpo. Yeah, you. Punk. Punky punkster. Punkity-PUNK!" P-U-N-K PUNK!"
And then... And then..! AND THEN!
Thank you for reading chapter 2.
Oh, and about the pies, um, I was hungry.