Chapter2- Sorting
I'm sitting on the Hogwarts Express with Crabbe and Goyle. I'm sorry I didn't mention them in the first chapter. They're not important, anyway I'm sitting there and they're laughing at me. "What's so funny I asked?" I asked. "Dude, you're so gay." Crabbe said. "Am not!" I shot back. "Are too. You're playing with a doll. That's what girls do." Goyle said.
"What is her name?" Crabbe asked me. "Oh, her name is Barbie. Barbie Narcissa Malfoy. I named her after my mum." "You're so gay." Crabbe said. How could I, Draco Lucius Narcissa Lily Mary Salazar Malfoy be gay? This stupid. We arrived at the school and a big hairy guy came to pick us up. " 'Ello me 'ame is Hargid. Follow me." So this Hagrid. You know I never did like him. His hair is filthy; I know a good hair potion for that it is what muggles call a "Perm".
Did you see his clothes? Horrible honestly can he be anymore rugged? Anyway once we made it to the school, a female witch took us to the great hall. Her name was McGonagall. "When you walk through these doors you will be sorted. There is Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, and Slytherin." Once she left I decided to have some fun.
"You know what my father told me? Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." I said. "We met a few days ago in the robe shop." "You're the boy who rambling on." Potter said. "Anyway, my name is Malfoy. Draco Malfoy." This red hair boy laughed at me. "Why are you laughing Weasley? You're poorer than a house-elf." I shot back. "See Potter some families are better than others." "Well Draco, I know who I want to hang out with, if you don't mind." Potter said to me.
"You're very cocky." I said. He just smiled at me. McGongall returned and lead us into the Great Hall. It was huge I was thinking PARTY!. "When I call your name please step forth. Granger, Hermione." A bushy haired girl came up and was sorted into Gryffindor. Next was Susan Bones who got Hufflepuff which is the saddest house of all houses in my opinion. I was next I was so excited, the hat was barely on my head when it said Slytherin.
Then that Potter came up to be sorted. The hat was placed on his head and gave a whole explaining on why he should be in Slytherin and that it will help on the way to greatness. Blah, blah, blah, blah. After all that the hat placed him in Gryffindor. If he was placed in Slytherin I would make is life a living hell. After everyone was sorted, Dumbledore came up and spoke. "Welcome to Hogwarts. First years please note that the Forbidden Forest is out of bounds. The third floor is off-limits if you do not want to die a thousand deaths. Now let's eat."
The food was awesome we had cornbread, hot wings, and McDonald's fries and burgers. I was stuffed, we we're lead into their common room, our password was 'Madonna Rules'. I walked up into our bedroom, while we unpacked our things. Crabbe and Goyle was laughing at me again. "What now?" I asked. "Your Pj's are pink." Crabbe said.
"What's wrong with pink?" I asked. "You sure you belong in Slytherin?" Goyle asked. "You're gay." Crabbe said. "I Draco Lucius Narcissa Lily Mary Salazar Malfoy is NOT GAY!" I said. They laughed at me again. They know nothing. "Now if you don't mind Barbie and I must get some sleep. Don't listen to them Barbie their mean little boys, yes they are." I said as I climbed into bed. They continued to laugh at me, the nerve.
A/N: Thank you to all who is reading this. It is very fun to write. I thank my friend Ashley for telling me this story is funny. See you next chapter. Tomodachi