Here's another chapter, but in the future, no more reviewsno more chapters. SO REVIEW!
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, alright?
Ed got so mad that his hair was all standing up. It looked funny.
"Your hair is all standing up! You look like a badger." pointed out Sari.
Ed rushed at Sari, blade shining. Sari smirked, but to no effect. She knew it was time to reveal her "secret weapon."
Sari stuck her hand in her pocket and pulled out...
... a DEADLY rubber chicken! Oh gasp! Oh, and she pulled off its head, revealing a sword that obviously could'nt have fit in the rubber chicken head. But it's not supposed to make sense anyways. :)
As Ed brought down his blade, Sari expertly blocked the blockhead's attack (no offense to Ed, 'blocked' and 'blockhead' just sound good in the same sentence) with the rubber chicken sword.
"Oh shit!" yelled Ed as the chicken sword turned into a large wrench, which Sari promptly hurled at Ed's head (hee hee, I made a rhyme! Ed's head! Tee hee! ahem.).
The wrench nailed his noggin nastily. "Aaaaaahh! Senseless alliteration!" shouted Ed as he fell to the ground. The wrench came back to Sari's hand like a boomerang.
"That'll teach you to mess with the author's friend!" muttered Sari smugly.
"Heh..." mumbled Ed. "You've forgotten one thing. I am the author's favorite FMA character! I cannot lose to the likes of you!"
He stood up and ran his blade through Sari's heart!
Ok, I know this chapter was short like Ed (Ed: HEY!) but I put more into it. Now I'm actually getting somewhere. This is NOT the end for poor Sari, nor is it the end of the story! So review! Tell me what you think! Mostly, guess what's gonna happen next! Muahahaha! Isn't the suspense just KILLING you? Tee hee. No next chapter until I get 2 more reviews!