Hello again, dear reviewers. Tee hee. I like cliffhangers. They put people on the edge of their seat. But, I don't want anyone falling off the edge of their seat cough Tyuki-san cough, do I? I've heard that's the number one cause of falling on the floor with a loud thump in reviewers.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Or Spamalot. Happy? I'm not.
So without further ado, I present to you chapter 4: I am NOT dead yet.
Ed stared in horror at the lifeless body, still impaled on his blade. He saw the frozen expression of sudden surprise and horror on its face. He started to cry. He was miserable. He had just KILLED someone.
The frozen fear on the face of the corpse curled into a sneer. "Oooooh, poor baby. Why are you crying?" it said as it pulled itself off the blade.
Ed stiffened.
Sari's features melted and dissolved until it became the unmistakeable palm tree-like appearance of Envy.
"Surprised?" he said.
"How did Sari convince you to do that?" questioned Ed.
"She gave me a klondike bar. How else?" answered Envy as he was enveloped by a familiar giant eyebrow and disappeared into nothing.
"That was weird." said Edward.
"I'm just getting warmed up." snickered Sari. "I am NOT dead yet."
OneSong05 burst into song: "I am NOT dead yet! I am NOT dead yet!"
What are YOU doing here? This story is about Sari and Ed.
"Oh. Sorry."
I just might have a part for you later, though.
"OK. See ya."
Bye! As I was saying...
"You!" snarled Ed.
"Miss me, crybaby?" laughed Sari.
Ed turned bright red. "That never happened, so drop it. Agreed?"
"Fine. Agreed. Now can we get on with this, elf?" Sari said, smirking as she drew her terribly powerful rubber chicken sword.
"Gladly. AND I AM NOT AN ELF!" added Ed.
And then... And then..! AND THEN!
Keep reviewing! Please! I want 3 more reviews before I write the next chapter.
Spasmo, I brought back the rubber chicken sword just for you. Don't you feel so special? Power to the reviewers!
Which reminds me. Tyuki-san, would you like to be included in the story ( not just the thing before the story) at some point? Answer in your next review. Please.