Hiya!
Here's to not being grounded from the compy! o
Now I'm back!
So yeah. Read and review:)
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Duh!
-stupid line things that don't work...:(-
Sari grabbed Ed's wrist as it went past her ear and flipped Ed over her head and onto his back. "Pie!"
"WTF?"
Pies suddenly began to fall from the sky. Yaaaaay pies! Woot! o
A pie fell on Edwards face. He was not happy about this. Then more pies fell on his face. He was VERY
not happy.
"Give up?" shreiked Sari, eating three pies in one gulp.
"Never!" Edward burst out of the pile of pies. He put his hands on the ground and transmuted the pies into a giant pie monster.
"Oh no! Attacked by my own pies!" yelled Sari as the giant pie monster lumbered towards her. "But I have aa little somethin' up my sleeve. It just happens to be... Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Jack Sparrow suddenly was barfed up by the giant eyebrow. Sari's friend Shari grabbed Jack and dragged him away. "MINE!" she screeched nuttily.
"I'M IN A NUTHOUSE! MY-MY BRAAAAAIN!" howled Edward, clutching his head. Suddenly, a tiny house appeared and a pistachio walked out of it.
"You don't know the meaning of that word, bub," it said, and promptly turned into a spoon.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING FUNHOUSE!"
Sari frowned. "Swearing is not allowed at this time. No no no."
Both of them were exhausted. "Forget the 'It's gonna be a long battle' crap. I vote truce," spluttered Sari, out of breath.
"Truce," agreed Edward.
So they had a picnic.
-damn line thingys neva work-
Sorry this chapter was short like Ed.
Ed: Do you have to keep saying that when you're too lazy to type more in a chapter?
Me: ... Shut up.
When you reveiw, please tell me who you want to be hit with a fish and what kind of fish it should be. No I'm serious. Any fish-slapping recommendations will be used if you get them in before I post the next chapter.
Don't despair, dear readers. I still have a couple more chapters left in me. And Sari will tell Edward the Pointless Prophesy.