MOOOOOP!
Yes, I'm finally updating! (fans cheer)
Disclaimer: I don't own fma or Forrest Gump. cries
So here is chapter seven!
At the picnic, they ate lots of pies. Yay pies!
There were apple pies, blueberry pies, meat pies, fish pies, mulberry pies, strawberry pies, gooseberry pies, cheese pies, kiwi pies, shrimp pies, raspberry pies, pecan pies, pie pies, ice cream pie, pie ice cream, lemon merangue pie, key lime pie, chocolate pie, moose turd pie, broccoli pie, dragonfruit pie, banana cream pie... That's it.
"This picnic is boring," said Ed. "Let's have a tea party instead!"
So, they had a tea party. Ed was calmly drinking his tea when OneSong05 slapped him in the face with a swordfish and then slapped Roy, too! Then fix-it Alchemist slapped Ed with a tuna. "WTF?" said Edward.
Then I slapped Breda with a halibut.
:)
And so a fish fight began! And nobody won. But everyone did get covered in fish guts!
"Fish guts!" shouted Sari while drinking her tea.
"Yup," said Ed.
"Well, that prophesy was pointless," said Sari. But Ed didn't hear because he was too busy making out with Harriet in her fanfic Bald Eagle to care.
"Eeeew..." said Sari. She then grabbed a Roy Mustang doll and proceeded to make out with it.
Ok.
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Ed: (still making out with me)
Me: (still making out with Ed)
Sari: (still making out with Roy doll)
Roy: That's just wrong.
Roy doll: Tell me about it.
Roy: O.o