Harry Potter Nonsense

Part 2

This second part of the story was created by me and my friend Jessica. She is just as warped as my friends Levi and Amy, the other two original writers. I sometimes wonder if she is more warped than all of us put together. She is in the seventh grade. Mmkay.

One day Harry, Ron, and Hermione were in the halls at Hogwarts. They were on their way to Snape's class. When they got to his class they were amazed to find it wasn't Snape, but was Sirius. Sirius greeted them with a smile. But on the inside he was having very dirty thoughts about Harry.

They went on with the class as normal. But after class he held Harry and Ron back. He invited them back into his very secluded, private office, comeplete with blow up dolls. Sirius turned on the music with his wand and they all did their own, weird, but perverted version of the ChaCha slide.

Hermione then burst in and joined the pedophile "Party" and screamed GangBang! Everyone jumped on Ron and shouted "Whoooooooo". Ron, during their "party", somehow ended up with a broken pelvis. Gee, wonder how that happened.

Three fun filled hours later their party ended. Hermione had to take a pregnancy test, which ended up positive. The question was who was the father?

However down in the kitchen Dobby and the house elf winky were having fun of their own. This really isn't the best image your getting right now, is it?

Lupin and Ginny, all while in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom stall, were having very loud, very wet, adult entertainment. They could be heard all throughout the hall. Proffesor Mcgonnagall then walked by and decided to investigate. She walked into the stall, and with a look of excitement on her face, started to strip. Lupin and Ginny's eyes started to burn in horror, but continued anyway.

Hermione, a while back ago took a paternity test, which turned out to be Dumbledore's baby. Ron then came back furious because it wasn't his child but was told it was his. He put her under the imperius curse. Hermione was then told he was the father and she told Harry and Sirius.

Nine months later she gave birth to a "chalanged" little girl. Ron was so proud that the curse had worked, seeing as how much he sucked at magic. Harry came back and told everyone Ron's deepest, darkest secret, that he was gay and was in love with his favorite writer, Levi.

Dobby and Winky were seemingly happy, but really and truly Winky was cheating on dobby with Percy Weasly. Percy tried to keep it a secret, but Winky burst into the ministry and demanded that Percy pay his child support. Winky called Percy a deadbeat and cussed him out in front of the minister who was currently the fabulously stylish minister Stevie, who immediately fired his sorry ass.

Lupin and Ginny had still not finished thier adult entertainment, and they just so happened top set a new world record on the longest time to ever have wild pedophile sex. They made it into the Wizarding book of world records. everybody congradulated them.

Hermione and Ron's "child" had grown up and found out that Ron had Hermione under the imperious curse and seeked revenge on the false father figure that had lied to her all her life.

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