-Where our green friend is: Upstairs watching TV-
Zim: (laughing) Hehe-Now that's what I call entertainment! Hehe! (laughs longer)
Voice on TV: I hate youuuu...! And yooouuu!
(The guys says this the entire time, and this makes Zim laugh even harder. Gir comes out of the kitchen.)
Gir: Master, I heard you laughing all the way in the...um-THAT ROOM! (Points to kitchen) You like cartoons too? We can be FRIENDS!
Zim: (getting to his senses) Of course you heard me from over there Gir-THERE'S NO WALL THERE!
(Actually, I have no clue if there is or not…aw, who cares anyway!)
Gir: I never knew that!
Zim: And the great Zim doesn't engage himself in Earthly-filth cable shows!
Gir: COOL! THERE'S MORE ZIMS! When can I meet them?
Zim: (confused - he doesn't realize he talks in 3rd person sometimes) Gir, I AM ZIM! There are no more...unless I clone myself.
Gir: (cries, while laughing - he's sad and happy at the same time!) My wish didn't come true-I WISHED FOR MORE ZIMS-HEY! THEY'RE PLAYING HIDE AN' SEEK!
(He runs around in circles and bumps into Zim, thinking he found another Zim.)
Gir: Hey! I found one! (he starts tickling Zim)
Zim: (loudly) HEY! CUT IT OUT! HEHAHA!!
(He screams more and it carries down to the labs.)
-Down in the labs-
Dib: Come on! He's gonna' come back!!
Computer: Aw, I wanted to take in all of this new installation...
Dib: Later! Start filming or something!
Computer: (sad-like) Fine. Engaging view screen, above the floors of the labs.
(Suddenly Dib is staring at Gir torturing Zim on the ground.)
Dib: Oooh neat! Ya' know this would be more entertaining if I had a few snacks...
Computer: And...?
Dib: Maybe a soda too and a plushy chair.
Computer: (bored) Unlocking food vault. Location-floor next to you.
Dib: (wide-eyed and smiling) Zim has a human-food thing?
Computer: No, Gir put all that stuff in there.
(Before the computer can start filming, Dib yells.)
Dib: He's coming back! Look!
Computer: It'll take him five minutes.
Dib: (quickly) Why?
Computer: I can delay him a bit.
(The computer would be smiling now!)