It was 10:30 am and after last nights late night antics nearly everyone had awoke in a very bad mood, Snake and Adder however were still asleep on the main room floor, Snake had put his jacket over Adder and then had fallen asleep himself leaning against the wall nearby. Neo walked over to Snake and slapped him round the face.
" Start running." Gruffed Snake
Neo looked at Snake with a raised eyebrow, Snake grinned he grabbed Neo's leg and pulled him down onto the ground and then tied his shoe laces together, Neo got up to untie his laces but Snake just kept pushing him back down, Morpheus walked by and looked at Snake oddly.
"What the hell are you two doing?" Asked Morpheus
"Doing you guys a favour, I'm getting laundry boy here into shape." Replied Snake
Neo whined as he pulled himself up to try and undo his laces, Snake kept pushing him down and Morpheus just encouraged Snake.
"Come on you weed untie your bloody laces and get my underpants washed, I've kinda gone commando at this moment in time and it's not nice." Gruffed Morpheus
Snake looked at Morpheus in shock and then shuddered at the thought of Morpheus walking around with no underpants on, he let Neo untie his shoe laces and wondered over to where Adder was still asleep.
"I'm letting you go because I really don't want Morpheus poisoning my mind with him and his commando antics" Said Snake
"Yeah well it's not a though I wanted imprinted into my mind either, I'd rather he say he was wearing trinity's bra" Replied Neo
"Oh for god sake you lot are just sick and twisted, you poison me with nasty thoughts about Morpheus wearing a bra and other sick thoughts. Just stop it." Gruffed Snake
Adder woke up to a sight of Snake crouched next to her holding out a cup of coffee, Trinity chucking her underwear at Morpheus and then Morpheus chucking them back complaining that they were thongs and thongs disappear up his ass, Neo however was hiding in the laundry room with the odd murmur of "must get these clean quick before it gets worse."
"Lovely morning conversation I've woken to" Murmured Adder
She took the coffee out of Snake's hand and took a sip from the cup.
" You really don't want the thought I just had, it'll give you day mares." Gruffed Snake
"I think I can guess what that thought was." Replied Adder
"Please don't say it, I've been damaged enough this morning." Said Snake
Adder Laughed
"LOOK FOR GOD SAKE MAN JUST WEAR SOMETHING." Growled Trinity
"No, you know the rules on thongs and me." Replied Morpheus
"If you don't wear something, I'll get Neo's underwear and you can wear them." Muttered Trinity
"NO NOT MY PANTS. HAVE YOU SEEN THE STATE OF HIS OWN." Pleaded Neo
"Hey guys, you know it's not past the watershed yet so please, you know keep them images censored." Said Snake
"Ah shut you whining." Growled Morpheus
"Someone's got their knickers in a twist." Replied Adder
"I'M NOT WEARING KNICKERS, THAT'S A LADY UNDERGARMENT, NOT A MANS, BESIDES I HAVE NO KNICKERS TO TWIST SINCE THEY ARE ALL IN THE WASH" Shouted Morpheus
"You suck Morpheus." Muttered Trinity
Neo started to wash the underpants quicker as Trinity threatened to use Neo's pants to keep Morpheus quiet, Snake shook his head and sat next to Adder as she drunk the coffee he made her.
"You did not have to make me coffee." Said Adder
"Yeah I did otherwise you'd never wake up." Replied Snake
"You could have chucked water over me instead." Said Adder
"I was thinking that, wet t-shirt competition." Gruffed Snake
"Oh what you would have soaked yourself." Replied Adder
Snake shrugged his shoulders and grinned at Adder, cheekily, Adder gently slapped him round the face and then got up to put her cup in the kitchen, along with all the other cups and plates that were piling up. Tank walked into the kitchen and let out a huge sigh.
"Oh I suppose I have to do everyone's washing up AGAIN!!" Groaned Tank
"Well at least you are wearing underpants." Moaned Morpheus
"Yeah and they are bloody comfortable too, got a problem underpantless man" Asked Tank
"Well yes I do actually, I want some." Replied Morpheus
Tank muttered under his breath and got on with the washing up while Morpheus and Trinity continued to argue about the pants situation. Snake walked over to the exit of the ship with Adder in tow.
"Come on lets say we get you some clothes." Asked Snake
"From the deadmans workshop?" Asked Adder
Snake bowed his head and then looked at Adder
"Yeah I'm afraid so." Replied Snake
Adder laughed and punched him in the arm.
"No worries, I'll cope with the smell of rotting flesh." Joked Adder
Snake laughed and lead the way out of the ship, leaving behind the mass arguments about washing up and underpants.
It was late in the evening and Adder and Snake came back with fresh clothes, Morpheus had found some underwear to wear thanks to Tank, Trinity was treating Neo to a very "special" present in her room and tank was reading the Xion paper. A beeping was heard on one of the computers at Tank's workstation, Tank rolled his eyes and put his paper down in a huff.
"God damn those furbies." Muttered Tank
He walked to the station and put on his headset.
"OI GUYS WE ARE NEEDED IN THE MATRIX." Yelled Tank
Morpheus rushed over to one of the chairs, Neo crawled out of trinity's room all scruffy and messed up while Trinity casually walked out of her room and over to the chair. Tank entered them into the Matrix, Snake went over to Tank.
"No way Snake, you're in no condition to go back in there." Said Tank
"Ah come on Tank, let me." Replied Snake
"Nope I'm under orders to keep you out until your fit enough." Replied Tank
"But Neo will get his butt kicked." Groaned Snake
"Then we will rely on the super Penguin." Replied Tank
Snake punched the wall near to him and slumped down on the floor, Adder came over to him and put her arm around him.
"Look Snake when you're ready you can kick the shit out of the furbies." Said Adder
"I don't care what State I'm in." Gruffed Snake
"Snake if you go in there now, you'll become a risk to yourself and the group." Replied Adder
"I've taken worse risks before." Groaned Snake
He buried his head in his hands while Adder cuddled him.
"God I feel useless." Muttered Snake
"Your better to me useless then you are if you came back dead." Replied Adder
Snake looked at Adder and smiled a little, he knew what she meant.
"Come on stay out of there until your fit and ready, you never know Tank may need your help." Said Adder
"Yeah I do actually need his help, I have three screens to watch." Replied Tank
Snake got up off the ground and walked over to where Tank was sitting.
"Look Snake when the gang need some help, you can give them advice while I watch over them like a hawk. Deal." Asked Tank
"Deal" Replied Snake
He picked up a spare headset and sat down next to Tank while the gang fought inside.
Inside the Matrix the gang were being inundated with furbies galore and all they were doing was helping some kid get to school.
"Help me, The furbies are scratching my face." Whined Neo
Trinity punched a path through the crowds of furbies and tore them off Neo's face.
"One day Neo you're gonna have to do all this yourself." Said Trinity
Morpheus was being bundled over by furbies, he got mad and punched every single one off him apart from one sitting on his head.
"Love your hair Morpheus." Said Neo
"Why thank you." Replied Morpheus
He continued to fight through the furbies with the one stuck on his head pecking him. Trinity was fighting for Neo as he curled up in a corner and started to rock back and forth.
"Morpheus why did you stop Snake from entering and let Neo take his place?" Asked Trinity
"Well it sounded like a good idea at the time."Replied Morpheus
"Were you pissed?" Asked Trinity
Morpheus Gave trinity a look.
"No I was in fact half awake." Replied Morpheus
Trinity shook her head and continued to fight the furbies jumping her while Neo continued to rock in the corner, The furby gangs were getting bigger in size and they were soon overcrowding Morpheus, Trinity and Neo. In the end A penguin jumped down from one of the skyscrapers with a staff and started smacking the furbys out of the way, Morpheus clenched his fist and continued to punch the crap out of the furbies coming towards him.
"Why the hell do we always get rescued by a god damn kung-fu kicking penguin with a bloody huge staff." Grumbled Morpheus
Trinity Shrugged her shoulders.
"Keep them away."Whined Neo
A furby waddled over to him and pounced onto his face, Neo screamed like a little girl as the Furby scratched his face, The penguin looked over to Neo and rolled his eyes, he pulled the Furby off Neo's face and batted it with his staff sending it towards Morpheus, The Furby hit Morpheus round the head and Morpheus shook his fist at the penguin
"Oh thank you mister penguin, how ever may I repay you?"Asked Neo
"I'm supposed to be the damsel in distress not you, you bloody moron." Yelled Trinity
Back outside the Matrix Snake and Tank watched the screens with their faces covered in horror.
"I don't believe it, the Penguin is in again." Grumbled Tank
"Does he always appear when Neo is in there?" Asked Snake
"Yes because Neo is just a bloody big baby." Groaned Tank.
Snake grinned and shook his head he put his feet up on the table and watched as Tank tried to keep an eye on everything going on around him.
"Tank we are going to need Snake, we are getting swamped out here and for once the penguin is actually sweating a little bit." Said Morpheus over the intercom
Snake raised his fist in the air.
"Finally some battle" Gruffed Snake
"Hold up Morpheus, Snake ain't fit enough." Replied Tank
"Hey you, don't fucking put him off." Growled Snake
"Well we need some sort of fighter to get in here and kick ass." Replied Morpheus
"Great, Thanks Tank, My ticket out of boredom has been swiped from under my nose." Groaned Snake
"Go play silly buggers outside or something if you're that bored." Replied Tank
"No I may just sit here and annoy the crap out of you, like reset the monitors or something, just when the gang are hitting a crucial point in the matrix."Replied Snake
"Do that and I'll use you as a ships mascot. ON THE OUTSIDE." Growled Tank
"That's if I don't do that to you first." Replied Snake
"Do you have a sarcastic reply for everything?" Asked Tank
Snake shrugged his shoulders.
"Look guys stop arguing, why don't we use the girl?" Asked Morpheus
Tank looked at Adder sitting at the table playing with Morpheus's chess pieces.
"How?" Asked Tank
"Take the device off Snake and put it on her." Replied Morpheus
"Woah, how do we know if she'll kick ass or not?" Gruffed Snake
"Only one way to find out." Replied Tank
He removed the device of Snake's wrist and walked over to Adder sitting at the table, Snake shook his head and walked over to where Tank and Adder were sitting.
"Look you're our only hope for now, they need you out there Adder." said Tank
"But what happens if I need to get out quick?" Asked Adder
"I'll get you out." Said Snake
"Okay but I'll have to show you." Replied Tank
Adder looked at Tank nervously as he handed over the device, Snake could see the fear in her eyes, he walked up to where she sat and crouched beside her.
"Look I'll keep an eye on you, make sure you're okay and if you need out just yell and I'll catch you on the other side." Replied Snake
Adder smiled a bit but she was still quite nervous about it all. Snake placed his hands on her shoulders and looked into her eyes.
"I know you're a fighter, I know you can cane their asses, if I did not know that I would not trust Tank putting you in there." Gruffed Snake
He placed the Device on adders wrist and gave her a nudge on the shoulder, then he placed his hand on his heart.
"Use all that locked up anger in here, I know you have a lot of it." Said Snake
"You'll keep an eye on me, just me right?" Asked Adder
"You're damn straight I am." Replied Snake
Adder got up and walked to where Tank's station is, Tank sat down at the monitors and explained what was going to happen and then gave her a salute, Snake Put on one of the headsets and then gave Adder a cuddle.
"I'll guard you." Said Snake
Adder smiled, Snake saluted Adder before she disappeared into the matrix, Tank caught her life sign and explained what to do in case she needed to get out, Snake nodded and kept an eye on her life sign while Tank juggled the rest.
Adder had entered the Matrix, she was wearing a short black jacket, Red half cut t-shirt and tight fitting black jeans with of course black shades. She looked over to where the gang were fighting, Neo was curled up in a corner away from the action, trinity was fighting for Neo and herself and Morpheus was slowly being mugged by the furbies, as for the penguin he was in amongst it all, struggling a little bit but was still kicking ass.
"Oh brother." Muttered Adder
A furby jumped towards Adder but she punched it mid-air and sent it crashing into a wall.
"Have that you furry assed freak." Growled Adder
She charged into the fight, helping out the Penguin who was in the middle of it all, each furby that came towards her was crushed or carnaged as Adder threw everything she had at them. Morpheus was being snowed under by the sheer amount of furbies, Adder turned to check on him but all she saw was this mound of furbies scratching and biting at Morpheus, She ran over to him and ripped each and everyone off him, Each one was crushed into the ground or broke in half, she pulled Morpheus up onto his feet, she kicked a path clear for Morpheus and then ran over to help out Trinity and Neo. The furbies slowly started to dwindle away but it was unusual for them to just give up unless they had been ordered away. Snake noticed a huge blip on his screen and looked concerned.
"What the fuck is that?" Asked Snake
He pointed to the screen and Tank came over and took a glimpse, his jaw dropped.
"Shit, That's smith and his cronies, get them out quick." Said Tank
Snake attempted to get them out quick but it did not work, Tank tried it too but his did not work either.
"He's blocked us." Groaned Tank
Snake hit his fist on the table.
"Well he won't get the better of me." Gruffed Snake
Adder was inside, she noticed it was all too quiet for her liking and the rest of the gang noticed it too, then Agent smith jumped down from the top of a building and created a crater in the ground, he looked up and smiled.
"I see your special one is not here." Hissed Smith
"No but you got me to contend with instead." Replied Adder
Smith started to laugh.
"Oh I'm sorry you're being serious." Replied Smith
Adder frowned and growled, Morpheus held her back.
"What do you want?" Asked Morpheus
"I want a bout from the new kid, won't be much of one really, considering she was all weak and pathetic when I found her." Replied Smith
Snake heard every word and contacted Adder
"Look kid if it's a fight he wants then we will give him one heck of a fight." Gruffed Snake
"But he'll wipe the floor with me." Replied Adder
"Listen to her Snake but I won't just wipe the floor with her, I'd have to use Morpheus to mop her up." Laughed Smith
"You can do it Adder, I believe in you." Said Snake
Adder Smiled, she clenched her fists and ran straight at smith, Smith dodged her punch and tripped her up, Adder growled she quickly rolled over and kicked smith in the legs, she pushed herself up, Smith went to punch her but Adder caught his fist and his head, she dragged him to a wall and rammed him into it face first, then pulled him back and done it again and again, Smith wobbled away and shook his head, Adder followed up by kicking him in the face and grabbing his head, she noticed a truck coming towards them on the road next to the gang and dragged smith into the middle of the road, Smith had over ideas and elbowed adder in the face, Adder grabbed her face but Smith punched her in the gut sending her collapsing to the ground in pain, Smith was not done though, he punched her in the face cutting half her face open and then followed up by stamping on her fingers, Adder yelled in pain, Morpheus went over to help adder but Smith put up and invisible shield and Morpheus bounced back. The truck was only 500 yards away and Adder looked to have had it, Smith thought he had finished her off by kicking her in the face several times but on his eighth Adder had enough, She grabbed his foot and pulled herself onto her feet, Smith wobbled with lack of balance, Adder smiled and then kicked smith in the groin while holding the other leg, she waited till the truck was within 50 yards.
"Till we meet again smith" Gruffed Adder
She let go of his leg and watched him fall to the floor in agony, smith looked up only to be greeted with a grill of a truck, the truck smashed into him and smith disappeared once again but no-one knows for how long before he shows up again.
"Okay Snake haul us out of here." Said Adder
"No problem." Replied Snake
A phone rang only 5 yards away from them, Adder picked up the phone and the gang were drawn out of the matrix. Snake waited at the spot where adder would appear, Adder appeared in front of him smiling.
"Told you I'd help." Said Snake with a grin
Adder flung her arms around him and hugged him, Snake hugged her back before taking a step back.
"Come on we better get you cleaned up." Said Snake
"Ah it's only a cut." Replied Adder
Snake put his arm around her and took her to the kitchen where the first aid box was (convenient since Neo keeps cutting himself on blunt knives)
Neo and the rest of the gang came around Morpheus got up and turned around and punched Neo in the face, Neo fell to the floor.
"Oww that was my nose. AGAIN." growled Neo
"Well until you stop being a baby about everything, I will stop punching you in the face" Replied Morpheus
"That's not a fair deal, we know all Neo is good for is the laundry." Replied Trinity
"Oh thanks for backing me up darling." Groaned Neo
Trinity slapped him round the face.
"Don't call me darling, I don't mind whore, slut or biatch but no darling got it." Gruffed Trinity
Neo rolled around the floor in pain while the gang carried out their normal routine and Snake cleaned up adder.