Morpheus and Trinity returned back to the nevercanesser rather drunk and hyped up, Tank had gotten himself fully dressed again after his naked rampage, Neo hid himself in the laundry room and Snake and Adder were playing a proper game of chess using Morpheus's pieces.
"Well I found the whole lacy bra thing a rather big turn on personally." Slurred Morpheus
"I like that bra your wearing, It's rather sexy." Replied Trinity
"I think the whole man wearing a bra thing is wrong." Gruffed Snake
"I could not agree more." said Tank
"Well I think it's the start of a whole new fashion trend."Slurred Trinity
Trinity rested on Morpheus shoulder and then slipped down to the ground giggling, Snake looked at the drunk pair and rolled his eyes.
"Great. Looks like we are in for a night random giggling, spewing up all over the floor and falling over tiny little ants." Groaned Snake
"No get it right, Falling over giant silver worms your moron." Growled Morpheus whilst wobbling all over the place.
"Yeah giant silver worms." Replied Adder sarcastic
Morpheus took a step forward and then fell over onto his face.
"Hey look. I've found a button." Groaned Morpheus
Trinity started laughing loudly as Morpheus crawled along the floor dragging his face on the carpet, Tank was getting fed up of the silly drunk antics and went into the kitchen and made two cups of black coffee.
"Hey where the hell is my human dog?" Asked Trinity
Neo curled up tighter in the laundry room and made a slight whimpering sound.
"I think your human dog is sniffing a lamp post." Replied Morpheus
Tank walked over to the rather drunk Morpheus and Trinity and handed them their black coffee's, Trinity drank hers and handed tank the cup back. Tank looked Shock
"That was boiling hot."Said Tank
"Yeah and?" Replied Trinity
"Did you not feel it?" Asked Tank
Trinity started to laugh again and then suddenly fell asleep, Morpheus was dunking his bra in the cup and sucking the coffee from it. Snake looked at him oddly and then looked at Tank who had lost all patience, Neo slipped out from the laundry room and looked at what was going on.
"Tank are they always this stupid when they are drunk?"Asked Snake
"Yes I'm afraid so." Replied Tank
"And what happens when we go to sleep?" Asked Adder
Tank sighed
"They wake up and act hyper and play loud music, Usually Marilyn Manson."Groaned Tank
Snake groaned and placed his head on the table, Adder just laughed and then ruffled Snake's hair. Morpheus had finally drunk his coffee and fell asleep standing up with his bra in his mouth, Tank wrapped his arm around Morpheus and dragged him to his room and dumped him on his bed, Neo grabbed Trinity by her feet and dragged her into their room.
"Well If Smith wants to attack we've only got Neo and Adder actually ready and raring to go." Said Tank
"Hey what about me?" Asked Snake
"You're watching tank." Said Adder
"Tank bores me." Replied Snake
"GO TO HELL." Shouted Tank
"Bite me." Replied Snake
Tank stuck up his middle finger and threw Morpheus wet soggy bra at Snake, which landed on his face.
"ARRRGGGHHH, GET THIS SOGGY BRA OFF MY FACE." Yelled Snake
"DO IT YOURSELF." Replied Tank
Adder Ran into the kitchen and pulled out some tongs from the draw, while Snake waved his arms in terror.
"Quick his saliva is burning my face." Whined Snake
Adder placed the tongs on the bra and slowly removed it from Snake's face and then slung it into the bin.
"Thank god." Said Snake
"It was only a wet bra." Replied Adder
"A wet bra covered in Morpheus's drool." Gruffed Snake
Adder paused briefly
"Okay now it's a scary wet bra."Replied Adder
Snake yawned and stretched out, accidently knocking the chess pieces over, Adder groaned.
"Oh well done I was just about to make my next move." Said Adder
"What happens if I took a piece from you?" Asked Snake
"What do you mean?" Asked Adder with a raised eyebrow
"Do you lose an item of clothing?" Asked Snake
"Well Maybe in Snake chess I might." Replied Adder
Snake grinned and took of his shirt, Adder raised an eyebrow and gave him an odd look.
"Well since I lost one earlier I suppose I should get started." Said Snake
"Well Set the pieces up how they were before you knocked them over." Said Adder
Snake got all the pieces and set them all up again, Adder crossed her arms and gave Snake A stern look.
"I believe I had more then one Piece left on the board."Gruffed Adder
Snake shrugged his shoulders.
"Ah well it was worth a try." Said Snake
He set up the pieces correctly and waited for Adder to make her move
It was 4:30 am in the morning. Snake and Adder finished their game of chess and were asleep on the floor with the duvet covering them. Their clothes were all over the main room and they were semi naked, thankfully they still had their underwear on. Trinity and Morpheus had awoke, Trinity ran into Morpheus room and turned on his hi-fi, turned the volume up loud and woke up the whole of the ship with Marilyn Manson blaring out of the speakers. Tank groaned, he grabbed his pillow and wrapped it round his head, Neo went into Morpheus's room and yelled obscene language at the pair, Snake and Adder woke up together, Snake was looking rather pissed off and Adder rested her head on Snake's shoulder and groaned.
"Well Tank did warn us." Groaned Adder
"I'm going to kill them." Gruffed Snake
"Don't we are going to need them for the matrix."Replied Adder
"Then I'll kill the Hi-fi instead." Groaned Snake
He looked around the room for a heavy object but it was rather dark and nothing he could see through staring at outlines looked Heavy enough to do the job, Adder slumped back down on the makeshift bed and covered her ears.
"Well they could have put on some decent music." Groaned Adder
Snake just sighed and looked at Adder desperately trying to block out the noise, he got out of the bed and walked over to Morpheus's room and peeked in. He noticed Morpheus, Neo and Trinity dancing around the room in their underwear.
"GUYS FOR FUCK'S SAKE DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THE SLEEPING?" Shouted Snake
The gang stopped dancing and stared at Snake who was leaning in the door way looking rather pissed off.
"Can you please just turn it down so we who want to sleep can sleep." Asked Snake
"Okay." Replied Trinity
Morpheus turned the volume down enough so the gang could hear it and not Snake. Snake walked back to the bed and then tripped up over Adder who was trying to sleep.
"Snake, That was me you fell over." Said Adder
"I know." Replied Snake
"Well can you get up. You are sort of hurting my legs." Said Adder
"You can use your arms."Gruffed Snake
"But I want my legs." Replied Adder
Snake rolled over and sat up leaving his legs over Adder's and then folded his arms and grinned cheekily at Adder
"You make a great footstool." Said Snake
Adder frowned and punched him in the chest.
"Oww Thanks for that." Replied Snake
"No problem." Said Adder
She slumped back down on the bed and fell back to sleep, Snake went under the covers and snuggled next To adder he was just about to doze off when all of a sudden Morpheus turned the music back up. Adder's eyes flew open and she growled loudly, Snake turned his head and looked at Adder as she fought to get out of the covers.
"Okay I'm joining you." Gruffed Snake
Adder flicked on the light to the main room and grabbed her t-shirt and trousers and pulled them on, Snake pulled his trousers on and grabbed a Baseball bat he found in one of the cupboards, Adder grabbed a rolling pin and stormed into Morpheus's room. Snake followed behind but Adder had beaten him to it, she had wrecked the Hi-fi and smashed it into little bits.
"Now please can you go to bed and BLOODY SLEEP." Growled Adder
"But I have still got alcohol flowing round me." Whined Morpheus
"And if you don't sleep I have a rolling pin to beat it out of you." Replied Adder
"oooh I'm scared of a rolling pin." Joked Morpheus
Snake walked over to Morpheus and placed the baseball bat on his head.
"Then you must be shit scared of a baseball bat." Gruffed Snake
Morpheus smiled weakly and walked over to his bed and tucked himself in, Trinity and Neo slinked back to their rooms and Tank finally removed the pillow from his face.
"Hallelujah." Cheered Tank
Snake and Adder left Morpheus and went back to their bed, Snake put the baseball bat next to them and Adder crawled back into the bed, Snake laid next to her as she wrapped herself round him, Snake kissed her on the forehead and watched as she drifted off to sleep he looked up to the ceiling and then finally went to sleep.
Six hours later Morpheus moped around holding a cup of coffee, he sat down at the table and set up the chess pieces ready for yet another game of Morpheus chess, Trinity rushed to the loo and spewed up her guts and Neo walked out of the room covered in a duvet and looking pale.
"What the fuck were we doing last night?" Asked Neo
"I think we were playing music rather loudly and pissed of Snake and Adder." Groaned Morpheus
"Not too much then." Replied Neo
Tank walked out of his bedroom and stared at Neo and Morpheus in anger.
"Well I hope you are pleased with yourselves." Growled Tank
"Why should we be?"Asked Morpheus
"BECAUSE YOU WOKE US ALL UP YOU BUNCH OF IDIOTS." Yelled Tank
"Hey keep the noise down we have hangovers." Groaned Neo
"I could not give a shit." Replied Tank
"Well you should, we are the ones who will be saving your ass in the Matrix." Replied Morpheus
"I can't enter the Matrix moron."Gruffed Tank
"He's got a point." Replied Neo
Snake woke up and saw Neo, Morpheus and tank huddled round the table, Morpheus playing his game of chess and Tank giving the pair a moaning fit. Snake walked past Morpheus and slapped him on the head.
"Oooooow Hangover here." Groaned Morpheus
"Oh yeah you got drunk last night." Replied Snake
He went past Morpheus again and slapped Morpheus on the head with both hands,Morpheus frowned and rubbed his head and then moved a chess piece.
"Thanks for helping the hangover make me feel worse."Groaned Morpheus
"That's okay thank you for keeping me and Adder up most of the night." Replied Snake
Trinity stumbled out of the toilet and walked over to the table and slumped into the chair next to tank, Tank moved away and watched Trinity fall asleep at the table.
"Well we all know who drank far too much last night." Said Snake
Trinity raised her hand up and then slumped back down on the table again, Neo removed his duvet and placed it round Trinity as she slept on the table, face first. Adder arose from the bed, she put her hat on and walked over to the table and sat next to Snake, Snake put his arm around her and then handed her a cup of coffee he had made, She looked at Morpheus evilly and moved one of his pieces deliberately.
"Hey come on that ain't fair."Moaned Morpheus
"No it's fair, you woke me up at half four." Replied Adder
Morpheus put his head in his hands and sighed.
"Okay I'm sorry for waking you two up, I was drunk and had no control over myself." Said Morpheus
"Even without the drink in you, you had no control over yourself." Replied Snake
"May I ask what you are referring to?" Asked Morpheus
"I think he means the clothes you were wearing." whispered Neo
"My clothes were sensible."Said Morpheus
"About as sensible as going out on thin ice wearing high heels."Gruffed Snake
"I've done that. It was fun." Replied Morpheus
Snake looked at Morpheus in shock, Adder just burst out laughing.
"What? What's wrong with a man exploring his feminine side?" Asked Morpheus
"It's a sure sign that he's going to the pink side." Replied Tank
He lifted the daily Xion times up and read the headlines which read "XION FESTIVAL ABOUT AS UPLIFITING AS MORPHEUS'S BRA." Tank started to giggle as Morpheus caught glimpse of the headline.
"Wish they would leave my bra alone." Groaned Morpheus
"That Bra attacked me last night." Said Snake
"And It was sopping wet with drool." Said Adder
"And boiling hot coffee." Groaned Snake
Morpheus raised an eyebrow and then placed his hand on his head and groaned.
"What did I do with the Bra?"Asked Morpheus
"You actually did nothing." Said Adder
Tank started giggling and the looked at Morpheus
"I got mad with you using it to drink coffee from and I threw it at Snake's face." Laughed Tank
"It was burning my face." Groaned Snake
Trinity woke up bolt up right and ran to the toilet covering her mouth. Everybody watched as she pelted across the room with such speed.
"That's the fastest I've seen her move all morning." Said Tank
"Well I'm not going in there for a while." Replied Adder
"Have we got a hose around here?" Asked Snake
"Yes but we only use it to wash the ship." Replied Neo
Snake grinned.
"Stop that you always have something evil planned when you grin." Whined Neo
"I think we should use that hose to..." Said Snake
"Don't even think about it, that hose would blast you half way across xion."Interrupted Morpheus
"I don't believe you. Lets try it out on Neo." Suggested Snake
"Hell No I'd rather go and play in a puddle of puke." Said Neo
Adder pointed to the toilet where Trinity sluggishly walked out, looking worse for wear, Trinity raised her hand.
"I've missed the toilet." Slurred Trinity
"That's it I don't care how powerful that hose is, I'm having a shower outside."Gruffed Snake
He got up from the table and grabbed his clothes, Morpheus told Snake where they kept the hose outside the ship.
"Well Neo now is you're chance to play in a puddle of vomit."Replied Adder
Neo cringed, he walked over to trinity and patted her on the back.
"Don't worry I'll clean it up." Groaned Neo
"You better otherwise I'm dumping all your clean clothes in it." Moaned Trinity
Neo cringed and slowly walked into the loo and screamed.
"DID THAT COME FROM YOU OR HELL?" Yelled Neo
Outside Adder started the hose up and Snake was standing, wearing his clothes and his arms outstretched bracing himself from the impact of the powerful hose.
"Look Snake I've put this on low." Said Adder
"Bring it on." Gruffed Snake
"Well If you insist." Replied Adder
Adder turned on the hose and a jet of water came rushing out of the pipe, it was that powerful it sent her back a bit. Snake growled he watched as the water hurtled towards him and then sent him crashing into the ship, soaking him on impact, Adder looked at the pinned down Snake with concern and shut the hose down.
"SNAKE YOU OKAY?" Shouted Adder
Snake looked up and shook his dripping wet hair and then raised his arms.
"LET'S DO THAT AGAIN" Laughed Snake
Adder laughed and put the hose down, she grabbed a towel on the step of the ship and handed it to Snake.
"Hey you still up for that wet t-shirt competition?" Asked Snake
Adder placed the towel over Snake's head and laughed as he moved around bumping into things before realising to take the towel off his head. Adder had removed her hat and stood where Snake did before being pelted against the ship.
"Come on then soak me but I'm telling you I'll beat you hands down" joked Adder
Snake wiped the water from his face and raised an eyebrow at Adders remark.
"thought you'd never ask." replied Snake
He walked over to the hose and picked it up, Adder stood in front of him arms outstretched ready for the impact.
"Are you sure about this?" Asked Snake
"About as sure as anything else in my life." Replied Adder
Snake raised an eyebrow.
"What's that mean?" Asked Snake
Adder Shrugged her shoulders, Snake smiled and then turned The hose on Adder, The water propelled her into the ship with a loud clunk, Snake looked concerned and shut down the hose, Morpheus came rushing out.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?" Shouted Morpheus
Adder Looked at Snake with a smile, She got up and flung her arms around him and then looked at Morpheus who looked very cross indeed.
"THAT HOSE IS NOT TO BE MESSED AROUND WITH." Shouted Morpheus
"But it's so fun." Replied Snake
"I DON'T CARE." Shouted Morpheus
Snake walked over to the hose and pointed it at Morpheus.
"Don't you even think about it." Gruffed Morpheus
Snake grinned as Morpheus slowly backed away.
"You wouldn't even..."Said Morpheus before being pelted with a jet of water, It sent him hurtling past the ship and crashing into a wall 500 yards from where they stood.
"Sorry Morpheus but you needed it." Gruffed Snake
Snake shut down the hose as Morpheus sat drenched on the floor in disgust, Adder shook the water off her and went back to hugging Snake, Snake looked at her T-shirt and laughed.
"Yeah you win." Joked Snake
Tank came hurtling out of the ship and looked at the Wet Snake and Adder and then Morpheus
"Hey guys we have a problem." Said Tank with worry
"What's the matter Tank?" Asked Snake
"The machines are coming." Replied Tank
Morpheus got up from the floor quickly and rushed over to Tank.
"How far away?" Asked Morpheus
"They'll be here in 24 days." Replied Tank
Snake looked At Morpheus oddly.
"So what does that mean?" Asked Snake
Morpheus looked at Snake concerned and sighed.
"We're going to need you in the matrix. You and Adder." Replied Morpheus
Snake smiled and then looked at Adder
"They won't know what's hit them." Gruffed Snake
Morpheus nodded in agreement.
"In the next 24 days we need to unite with other ships and together we need to destroy the matrix from the inside out." Said Morpheus
"How?" Asked Adder
"We need to get rid of Smith and the furbies." Replied Morpheus
Tank nodded and ran back into the ship and sat down at the monitors, Neo and trinity were already plugged in, Morpheus sat in the chair as Tank entered him in. Tank looked At Snake and Adder.
"Don't worry when you guys get in you'll be as dry as a bone." Said Tank
"Shame" replied Snake Sarcasticly
"Look before you go in Morpheus has asked told me you need to find Otacon as quickly as possible so he can build you another one of them devices for Adder." Said Tank
"No sweat, I know where he could be hiding." Replied Snake
Tank nodded his head and sent the pair into the matrix, Snake looked around him and saw Morpheus, Trinity and Neo standing around them, Adder woke and noticed she was hugging Snake, she looked up at him and smiled.
"Go do your job." Said Adder
Snake smiled back
"Only if you join me." Asked Snake
Adder nodded and the pair walked over to the group and joined them, they walked through the busy streets of the make believe Manhatten. Tank meanwhile looked in on the screens and sighed.
"Really wish I could have finished that Naked Party." Groaned Tank