Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing, If I did, once again that would be cool. Only me and myself and I. And my friends own themselfs.
Michelle: I'm Back! Back Again!! Michy Back!! Tell A Friend!! -does the moogle dance-
Alucard: ...What Is Wrong With You?...
Lisa: GO MICHY GO MICHY GO GOO!!!
Neko: For All Of You Don't Know Michelle Is Called Michy Or Chelley. Or Just Mich.
Merry: ...
Michelle: Ohhh Yea!! Here's I Goes!!!
Alucard: ...
Michelle: And also thanks for the reviews, and a very special thanks to my friend Lisa and my other new friend, Riley Killer, for making me feel a hole lot better. THANK YOU, YOU TO I LOVE YOU!!!...xD...it's the sugar...
Merry: Why am I not surprise...
Headache 02
"And that's all dammit!! I yelled, in Neko's face. "You did it for your own sick reasons!!" she yelled back!!! "Nah ah!!" I yelled back "Michelle just go get your wallet." Merry said laying on the table. "I'll go with you, Michy." Lisa said getting up. "Yea Lisa we-...What?"
"I'll go with her." Lisa said again getting a awkward look from all of us. "What?" She asked, crossing her arms. "Are you crazy?" Merry asked, breaking the silence. "I don't think so, why' d you ask?" Neko and I twitch for some reason, I don't know why...yea..
"Fine, fine then come on." I say, walking away, Lisa being her little 6th grader self.
"WAIT FOR ME!!!!"
"Huh?..Ahhh!!"
"Sorry Michy.."
Had to run, and not stop.
"...Owwie..."
"Hahaha that shit was funny!!"
"Shut up Merry!!"
"Make me idiot!"
"Them's some fightin word!!"
"Being it on, Michy!!"
"Stop it you guys are scaring me!!"
"Your both scaring Lisa, now stop it."
I push Merry off of me, for she was on top of me. While I was pulling her hair, she was bitting my hand for me to let go. I got up with Lisa's help, while Merry got up with Neko's help. I glared at her, she did the same, like hell i don't care.
"Michy?"
"Yes Merry?"
"Me so sorry!!"
"Oh god Merry, Me too!!"
We hugged, I can't stay mad at her, same for her, we love each other that much. Were best friends. After me hugged, "Now, let's go get that walet from that insano king!!"
"Does he even have it?"
"I...don't know."
Silence once again.
"..Oh god.."
"That's what she said."
"Michelle, shut up!"
I laughed with Neko, Lisa look confused as ever. "..Ah..Huh?", Looking toward Merry, Neko and me. "I don't get it."
"Lisa, how old are you?"
"15, why?"
"Ohh ok then...hey an't you older then me by, what like 5 or 6 months?"
"Yes, why?"
"..."
"NOW TO THE WALET!!!"
So it took us a few try's to just to get it right for the plans, one was to throw rock's at him, for me to grab my walet. Two, was for me to glomp him, while Lisa runs for the walet. "Wait, wont he hold on to you?"
"You bitch, you ruin my plans!!"
"Wait is the plan for you to get your walet, or glomp him?"
"SHUT UP LISA!!"
Plan three, was to walk in and just take it.
"...That's it?.."
"..A..yea.."
"Then what about rest of the plan's."
"Idiot, there's only three."
"...Oh.."
"So which is it then?"
"A...how about we vote?"
"Ok, vote for number one."
Merry hand went up.
"Number two."
My hand when up.
"Why am I not surprised."
"Shut up..."
"And number three."
Neko, and Lisa's hand went up.
Mean while in My room.
"Hmm...what is this?" While he was picking it, and reading the title, "Doom Mook number 1?" Going throw the pages,and finding a good spot to read, "Let's see what this child is really like?"
To: Neko,
Bryan's a slut, he didn't call me like he said he would.
"Well...that's very nice of her..."
So he's a slut like Lisa ... I'm bored now ... Matt's gay (because i said so...) and there's no way you can pick up a tank...Or can you? So what time are we meeting at the mall? Where do we meet at? Is the sky blue? Why is it blue? why do we hit Bryan? Is it good to hit him? If so why?Why am I asking you this? I'm I crazy? Is it bad? Or is it cool? Why is Alucard hot? Is-
"Hot I am? She think's I'm hot?"
"BE ME WANT'S TO GLOMP HIM!!"
"NO!!"
"Why are those children aruguing about?", This better be good...
Mean while back outside.
"WHY CAN'T I GLOMP HIM?"
"CAUSE I SAID SO!!"
HONK HONK!!
"Get your little ass in the car right now, or I'll leave!!"
"Oh look Merry...your boyfriend's here.", Neko pointed out, "Michelle go get your walet, or well leave you here with Mr. Insano."
"..Fine...then be that way.." I was saying, walking away from them.
Walk. Walk. Walk. That's all I bein doing for awhile now, Walk. Walk. Walk.
Walk over there. Walk over here. God...WALKING SUCKS!!!...
"It is good for you..."
...Huh...
"Now your confused arn't you, awww you look cute with that face. Do it more offen."
...Who the hell are you?..
"Well you should know me... You do think i'm.. 'Hot' after all...Heh heh.."
..Ohhh My God!! Nuuu! How did you get in my head?!?!
"Somtimes how you children say it..the internet..but I just can...I am The No Lif-"
Life King, yes I know who you are Mr. Vlad.
" The name is Alucard child."
I am not a child, damn it. I am a teenager.
"What I seen in and read in your little book...I think not.."
Well what I know about you I'm surprise you think at all, when you ripping, shooting, and killing FREAKS..
"Heh well I do have to think for doing that, child."
Stop calling me that, I'm not a child god damn it!
"Michelle hurry up and get your walet, just standing there in the middle of the kitchen fighting with yourself or something, come on I'll come with you." While Merry grabbed me and pulled me, passing the livingroom and going throw my door. There he is... reading..a book.. GOD MY FREAKING GOD!!! MY DOOM MOOK!!! "HEY!!! DON'T READ THAT!!!"
"But it's very interesting.."he smirking, looking up from my book, " And it's very interesting on how you think I'm once again Hot."
I blushed so much, my face got so red. I think as red as his eyes. "..Hey..shut up..." I can't face him, I have to look down. Must. Not. Look. At. Him. Blushing. Does. Not. Help.
"If you have an ass I'll kick it. So leave her alone."
Walking toward my walet, "Come on Merry Leave go." Grabbing it, and walking away while pulling Merry with me by the back of her shirt, she keeped trying to kick, hit him.
"NEXT TIME YOUR ASS IS MY INSANO!! NEXT TIME!!" Merry yelled while shaking her fist at him.
Is this was an anime I would have sweatdrop.
Same for walking toword the car, "...Well you got your walet now..you did wanted your walet..anyways..."
I twitched, "Shut. Up."
Michelle:...Vader is not pleased...Vader is sad now...
Neko: Is it because you didn't update in time or because you didn't glomp him?
Lisa: It's both. -.-
Merry: Next time I well kick his ass...
Lisa: What is with you and people's ass?
Alucard: Yes? and why mines?
Merry:...DIE!!!
Michelle:...
Lisa: Vader says see you next time yo..
Neko: You mean Michelle.
Lisa: Yes Vader..
Neko: But..
Lisa: VADER SAYS SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!! AND SORRY FOR UPDATING LATE!!
Neko & Alucard:...