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Chapter 13: THE. FINAL. CHAPTER.

Harry was currently sitting in the Great Hall, stabbing his bacon with more force than necessary, muttering things to himself like, "That bloody wanker…didn't even try to defend me" and more incoherent grumbles.

"Hi Harry!" said Hermione happily, joining him for breakfast. Ron was following her, holding her books like a good pet…I mean…boyfriend.

"What are you so happy about?" asked Harry, practically blazing fire from his eyes.

"I just got an A on my Herbology essay!"

"So? You get A's all the time."

"Oh Harry, just because you're upset doesn't mean you have to kill the joy in everyone else!"

"I'M NOT UPSET!" yelled Harry, breaking the glass of orange juice he was holding.

"Sure." replied Hermione, picking shards of glass out of her hair. "Do you want to talk about it?"

"Talk about what?"

"The rumors."

"What rumors?"

"Well, obviously, no one bought that 'I'm stealing his wallet for Ron' story, so they have their own theories."

"Care to elaborate on that?" asked Ron interested.

"They think that you and Malfoy are secret lovers and Colin caught you two at a vulnerable time."

All heads whipped around to see the source of a sudden thud. They were just in time to see Harry and Ron ungracefully attempting to free themselves from the benches they had fallen off of.

Harry glared at Draco from across the Hall. "I'm going to the hospital wing." he said bitterly.

"Emotional shock?" asked Hermione smugly.

"No." said Harry angrily. "I have no emotions. I am dead inside. I just have glass embedded in my hand and it hurts like HELL." and he stalked off.

"He's so over dramatic." voiced Ron.

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Hand heavily bandaged, an angsty, hormone raged, fuming, ill-tempered and hot-headed Harry rampaged through the corridors. Watch. Out. Seeing his prey, Harry yelled out in the middle of a crowded hallway, "DRACO!"

Anyone who was anyone stopped talking and turned to the sexy, upset, Gryffindor, and the rather frightened, wimpy, yet still somehow sexy Slytherin. "I just love a good tussle in the morning!" cried Blaise happily. "Note how he called him by his first name." he said to the younger years.

"DRACO….I-DON'T-FUCKING-KNOW-WHAT-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-IS-NOR DO-I-CARE MALFOY!"

"WHAT, POTTER?!"

"Why are you yelling?"

"Because you are!"

"Oh…well…anyways, I'M SO EFFING MAD AT YOU!"

"SAME HERE!"

"WHAT THE HELL DID I DO!?"

"YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MY MIDDLE NAMES, HARRY JAMES POTTER!"

Harry stared at Draco. "OH, NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING NIT-PICKY!"

There was now a rather large circle of pupils surrounding the two boys now, no one missed out on Harry and Draco fights, they were just too fun!

"AND YOU'RE BEING INCONSIDERATE!"

"I HATE YOU!"

"I HATE YOU TOO!"

They glared at each other, both red in the face and seething. Draco broke the silence.

"GOD, YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY!"

"I WANT TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH YOUR SILKY HAIR!"

"I'M EXTREMLEY HORNY!"

"I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!"

"POTTER! I WANT YOU!"

Draco pulled out his wand, (No, not that wand! Perverts…) ACCIO HARRY!"

Harry came zooming towards Draco and they slammed into one another, crashing magnificently to the ground. A couple other confused kids named Harry flew over too, but luckily, they were stopped in the rather large formation of students. Draco rolled on top of the Gryffindor and brought their lips together, devouring Harry's oh-so-sexy face. Harry eagerly returned the kiss, not ashamed at all. He ended it briefly, just to give a stupid looking grin at Draco and ask, "Alright you bloody fuckwit, what's your middle name?"

"Lind. It means blond, good looks."

"Of course." said Harry smiling, and more kissing ensued, as did the applause, faints, screaming, eye-bleeding, heart failure, crying, and pelting of objects by the other students and staff.

THE. END.

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SO.

Harry and Draco ended up getting married, living in a cozy flat in London, inventors of the pumpkin flavored condom. It tastes horrible, and causes orange rashes, but people buy them anyway because everyone loves HarryxDraco products!

Ron's heart gave out in shock and he died at a very young age. We all miss him dearly.

No one really knows what happened to Hermione…she ran into the Forbidden forest screaming obscenities and no one ever saw her again. Some say she started the female centaur species, others say that she married Grawp and they currently live in the Weasley's car…how Grawp fits in there, we'll never know.

Professor Snape became and champion bowler and finally washed his hair. HE WAS BLOND!

Professor Dumbledore retired as headmaster and is now working on creating the 'Ever-Lasting-Lemon Drop.

All of Harry and Draco's relatives died after trying the 'Ever-lasting-lemon drop' prototype, so no one could stop their beautiful relationship.

Blaise and Seamus got together and Harry killed Seamus by accidentally stabbing him with an AIDS infected needle.

And everyone lived, or died, not-so-happily ever after.

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A/N: Was that the worst ending to a fan fiction you ever read in your life or what? Anyways, I just wanted to thank all my amazing reviewers, Rent Serenity, for always reviewing and being amazing, Crick118 for giving me quotes and making me crack up, my friends Christina, Emily, Genny, and Nicole for 1) actually reading this fic and 2) giving me ideas (cough Nicole cough) and editing (cough Emily cough).

Are you sad that this fic has come to an end? I am…but. FEAR NOT! I have two possible harryxdraco humor stories currently residing in my head, and I plan to write them out. There is a small chance that I won't like them, and if that happens, I'll probably do a sequel to The Same old Story with a Twist (I might just do one anyway for the heck of it). Good News is, Marching Band is done (tear) so I have plenty of time to write! And possibly will be updating more frequently once I get these stories on a roll.

(I did fix most grammatical errors on my first two chapters, cause...they made me unhappy, so if you got alerts about that stuff, I don't know if you would...that's what it's about)

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE….REVIEW!! IT'S MY LAST TIME TO GET REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY!

It's been fun, I love you all, PEACE OUT.