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Lisa: Where we left off at...I… forgot…

Merry: Were Alucard finds out that Michy thinks he's hot X3...

Michelle: ...So...

Alucard: Yes, that was very interesting, I may say.

Michelle: Shut. Up.

Neko: Well you do think he is hot.

Michelle: Neko what the hell?

Merry & Lisa: XD

Alucard:...

Headache 03

"So...what happened in there?" Lisa asked putting on her seatbelt, Merry got into the front, it was Neko on the left, Lisa in the middle, and me on the right, in the back. "Don't ask, just don't... ask... ok he found out that I think he's hot."

"So..." Lisa stated looking out the window as the car started to move, "So, is that all you can say? I bet when I go home, right when I go toward the door, he gonna start making fun of me."

"If he does, call me…. and I'll be over there faster then you can say Bryan is a fag." Merry stated looking at me.

"Thanks Merry." I felt like crying right now, I know Merry would do anything to make me fell better. Well not anything…anyways…. just to me feel better. She the one you can count on if anything happened, "Michelle, are you ok?" I turned and looked at Lisa replying, "Yeah, I'm fine."

And then there is Lisa, the innocent looking girl. Who by the way, looks like a 6th grader, because of the way she dresses. Sweet, innocent, and a little weird at times...ok, all of the time. She loves to draw and write stories. And she gets hyper off of crackers... next there's Neko, a gamer just like me, an anime freak like me too. And love's Kingdom Heart way… too much. Ha, like I'm one to talk, I love Zelda way……. too much as well.

"What me to buy some sliver thing's and when we get back, I can throw them at him?" Neko asked grinning at me.

"Uh….no that's ok Neko, you don't have to do that. Thanks anyways." Yeah...she can be a little crazy, but not as crazy as me.

"I'm not leaving your little head just yet, child heh heh." I heard Alucard say. Oh great, you here in my head, why can't Sephiroth be in my head or Cloud? No it has to be you... do I really what Sephiroth or Cloud? Well for once, Sephiroth would be running on and on about mother, and the planet. And Cloud, would just be quiet...What do you want? I growled back.

"Where are you going?"

To the mall, you know where human's hang out with each other. You wouldn't like that.

"I see, so I have to wait, for you to come back? Hmm I guess I can always finish reading your little book anyways, and see what else you think of me."

Whatever, I don't care anymore, read on insane-o.

"Oh were giving nicknames I see, ok then how about I call you Chelley? That's a good name from me to you."

You're not allowed to call me Chelley, the name's Michelle.

"Well Chelley, I am waiting in your room for you, heh heh until you come home, I bid you a good-bye."That bastard...he. Will. Pay...later on...to lazy to do think about hurting him... Ahh...ha...

"Michy, we're here come on. Let's go look around." Lisa had to pull me out of my head; it's a good thing too. "Michy come with me please, Merry and Neko left all ready, please?!?!"

"Lisa, I don't plan on leaving you alone anyways. Where do you want to go first?" I replied.

"Umm... Game Crazy..." Her eye's went wide, that's so cute.

"Sure Game Crazy it is. Let's go then." I say grabbing her arm, and pulled her toward the video game store...which is...up stairs. Crap more walking...Ahh we're there now..."Hey, look Jak 2, remember Lisa. Jak?" I say, laughing about the title. "...Jak's...hot..." Was all I could get out of her. "Yes I know, but Link is hotter."

"Nah ah, Jak is!!" She replied in an argument tone.

"Nope, Link is waaaaay hotter then Jak, sweetie." I stated grinning.

"I thought, I was hot."

"No!! You're back again!!" I cried.

"Michelle who are you talking to?" Lisa asked curiously.

"..Ahh...no one..." I said looking around, everywhere. People are looking at us. Some girl, I guess a little older, then stopped and looked at me weird. "What the hell are you looking at?" She glared right at me, and I think she whispered "Bitch" and than walked away. "Yeah, I know your mother is."

"...Ok...then, oh Michelle looked what I found, look, look! Devil May Cry 3." I grabbed it from her, "Oh My Fucking God!!" I love this game so much than…… well not as much as Zelda, but yeah. Dante is way hot too.

"And what about me?"

You're hot too.

"I know, you think I'm hot. But in your book, it says I'm the only one for you."

Well I said that about all of the guys, I think that are hot, Alucard

Suddenly out of nowhere, Killing Loneliness by HIM started to play. I loved that song. "Michelle I think Merry's calling you." For sure it was Merry, "Yes?"

"Michelle, I found this cute skirt you just love." I sighed; I thought it was something important.

"That's it?" I asked.

"And a few shirt you'll love too, sweetie." Lisa looks bored, I was too.

"Hey, Lisa let's go for a walk down stairs, Merry found skirts." I muttered bored.

"Oh god!!! Nuuu!!"

"Lisa... are you crying?"

"This are tears, of pain Michy." I sighed once again, oh god not again, please tell me not a freaking again. Every time, were here she want's us to try something on that makes us look girly. No Never Again!!! Never A Freaking Again!!!

"Come Lisa we still have to go."

"No!!" She grab on to a pole, " If I'm going, your going with me!!!" I pulled as hard as I could, "Come on, Lisa we have to go!! There waiting for us!! Neko is there too remember!!" I guess after I said Neko, it check in her head.

"Oh...I forgot about Neko, fine I'll go but she get's to feel pain with us then!!"

"...Hmm sure..." Thank god, I thought I had to pull her off of the pole in front of everyone, hope that doesn't happened again.

"Don't cry Lisa..."

"Shut up!!"

Lisa:...Don't remind me dammit...

Merry: It's not that bad

Michelle: Yes it is, last ti-

Merry: Shut up Michelle.

Neko:...God..that poor pole.

Lisa: Shut up!!

Michelle and Alucard: See you next time...-.-...