Hello again! Time for another round of torture Jareth! snickers Congratulations Ivory Core on having a suggest make it to my story. Tweaked it a little but I think it's funnier this way. As always Read, Review, and give suggest to torture our "beloved" Goblin King for another few hours. I must figure out how long she's been there soon... ponders
Ch 5
I threw the contents of the vial on his head and I couldn't help laughing at the results. Jareth turned towards me with a death glare in his eyes but I couldn't help laughing at this bright blue hair.
"What did you do?" He growled.
"Oh, nothing much." I laughed harder when his hair faded to a light purple. I clutched my stomach and sat on the ground I was laughing so hard. He reminded me of the horse of a different color from the wizard of oz. Stealing a glance up at the "mighty Goblin King," a new wave of laughter broke over me seeing his hair hot pink.
"What's so funny?"
"Your ha…" I couldn't finish my sentence as his hair had now turned neon orange. I doubled over again. His foot tapped impatiently.
"Hmm. So that's what you've done this time." Looking up with tears in my eyes, I saw a wicked grin on his features. Not good. Unfortunately my attempt to sober myself didn't work as his hair turned kelly green. The stone floor underneath me changed to an oriental rug. I looked around, my laughter slowly dieing down. "The doors are locked. I'm going to wash this horrid substance out of my hair." His hair changed to magenta. "Please don't break anything." With that he stalked off to his bathroom leaving me kneeling on the floor of his bedroom.
Jareth's POV
The girl started laughing and not a polite giggle either. She was full out guffawing. I turned towards her with an enraged look on my face.
"What did you do?" I growled at her.
"Oh, nothing much." She started laughing harder. She doubled over with laughter and sat on the floor. I looked myself over, nothing seemed out of place on my figure. She managed to lift her head and burst out anew in peals of laughter.
"What's so funny?" For the life of me, I had no idea what she'd done and her laughter was slowly driving me insane. Not that she didn't have a nice laugh. I just couldn't listen to it for ten straight minutes.
"Your ha…" My ha? My foot tapped impatiently. Hand, heart, head, hair? Hair! I conjured a mirror and looked at myself. Neon orange to maroon.
"Hmm. So that's what you've done this time." I grinned. This was easy to fix. Her laughter died down considerably then started up again. I fingered a lock to see what color it was now. I teleported us to my bedroom and locked the doors to the hallway and balcony. I think the change may have stopped her laughter for good. "The doors are locked. I'm going to wash this horrid substance out of my hair. Please don't break anything." I walked briskly into my bathroom just in time to see my hair change from magenta to black. Now that's just depressing. I turned on the shower, stripped, and stepped under the hot stream of water.
