Me: WOOHOO! i dont know why the hell why I'm happy, but i am!
Yuki: I'm not, your story sucks
Me: Then why do you keep reading it?
Yuki:points at Shuichi He threatened me with sex again...
Shuichi: I know, it's so easy to take advantage of him!
Yuki: raises eyebrows Easy to take advantage of ME! look whos talking
Shuichi: I was, you were
Yuki: I was what?
Shuichi: Talking
Me: lmfao, good one Shuichi
Shuichi: Looking stupid, puzzled and confused Good one what?
Me: Nevermind, just...on to the discalimer
Disclaimer brought to you by K: ILL SHOOT YOU!
Me: Thats not what the script says! points at line on K's script to read
K: Oh, ehem, anoooo...Do i have to day this?
Me: YUP! I'm paying you, arent I?
K: No
Me: oh ya. well, fine, I'll say it! I dont own any of the hot and sexy fags!
Shuichi: whats a fag?
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Shuichi's POV
I cant believe him! He knew I had to go to work! What the hell was he thinking! It was so embarrassing, i had to go to work with a hard-on! i was walking around with my hands in front of my on the way, but when i got to the building, i just locked myself up in the bathroom and...well, you know, fixed the problem...
Back to the point, I cant believe Yuki! If he thinks he can do that to me then...
"Oh my gosh! I know!" I shouted aloud, blushing when everyone in the hallway turned to stare at me. Thank god the room was right there, i just casualy sidesteped in.(imagine him doing that, bright red embarrassed and casualy stepping to the side to enter the room, lol! oops, big interruption...)
Once i entered the room i sqealed with joy of my plan. I would leav him sex deprived for sooo long! I'll just tease, tease, tease(you get the point), but never give! Haha!
I looked up the see Suguru sitting on Hiro's lap. My head about burst! WHAT THE HELL!
"Uhh...guys, uhhh, ano..."I tryed to speak, but too startled. I thought Hiro and K had a thing going on!
"Uhh, lap...sit...WHAT THE HELL?" I tryed again, with no provail. Next i just pointed at them, trying to make my point.
"Oh, ya, uhhh, well, you see, theres a reason to this, there really is!" Hiro sputtered.
"Hai, what he said, Shindou-san, theres a logical and scientific explaination that will bring you to full understanding when you contemplate it in our perspection," Suguru said.
I just stood there, mostly because i had no idea what the hell Suguru just siad(poor Shuichi and his stupidness!). I shook my head and looked Hiro in the eye.
"Hiro, uhh, what do you think K with think about this?" I questioned.
"Think about what?" The familiar voice of a trigger happy man boomed.
"Oh, uhh, K, I didn't see you come in!" I gulped. I really dont feel like dodging bullets today, memories from last week flashed in my head of K shooting at everybody in NG that passed by. I shivered remembering his bad aim that accidentaly hit Sakano. I wonder how he's doing in the hospital...
I looked up to see K staring wide eyed at Suguru and Hiro, Suguru still sitting on Hiro's lap. What the hell was going on!
"K, really, I have a good explanation!"Hiro pleaded, in tears.
"No no, its ok Hiro, no need to explain, I know you've been having an affair," K said dramaticaly in a deep Shakspear voice. (imagine K using a deep, serious voice for this part, turning his head in a dramatic way and shaking his hand at Hiro) I let out the breath i didnt know i was holding, seeing K wasnt really upset, just fooling around.
"PLEASE! K, LET ME EXPLAIN! I LOVE YOU!" Hiro cried. he really can't catch on to carcasm very well...
K let out a hearty laugh, planting a kiss on Hiro's cheek.
"Don't worry your pretty little face, you'll get wrinkles. I know there must be an explanation for this, Suguru isnt you type, your too good for him." K calmed Hiro.
"HEY!" Suguru shouted out of nowhere. I forgot he was in here...
"Ok, see, i know this may be hard to believe, but you know how the chair over there," Hiro started, pointing his thumb at a plastic green chair in the corner, "broke last week and we had to fix i with that super glue this morning because we didn't notice until just now?"
We nodded accordiantly, waiting to hear what happened next. I dont know what a super-gluey chair has to do with Suguru sitting on Hiro's lap...
"Well, he sat on it, i dont know why, theres 'caution' tape all of over it, but he did," Hiro said, shifting along with Suguru who was STILL on his lap!
I giggled, thinking of Suguru doing something as stupid as sitting on a chair with "caution" tape on it.
"Good move, Suguru," I laughed.
"Hiro, go on, i still want to know why this kusou gaki is sitting on my lovers lap!" K said, getting impatiant.(see translation at bottom)
"HEY! I;m no kusou gaki! Why are you suddenly saying unnecisary things!" Suguru said, hurt.
"'Cause you're sitting on his boyfriends lap," I pointed out, wanting to get done with this, so i can go home and start my plan. I glanced at my watch, and it was already almost 12. I've been here for 2 hours, ofcourse, remember how i had to take a, ano, stop in the bathroom. So i've been in here for almost an hour, and we STILL havent settled this!
"OK, just let me get to the point! So i came in and saw Suguru stuck to the chair, so i tried to pull him off. Well, it was kinda hard, considering the chair had wheels. But, finaly, i pulled him off, and we both got flung back, and he landed on my lap, an he has glue on his ass, which concludes my story of why Suguru ass is stuck to my lap." Hiro finiched, smiling to get the point across.
Me and K looked at eachother, and burst out laugh, falling to the floor.
"That was it? Why didn't you say it in the first place! Thats so funny, your such a baka!" I laughed.
When me and K got ourselves together, and when Hiro and Suguru finished glaring, we all tried to figure out how to solve this delema.
"hhhhmmmm..."I thought.
"hhhmmmmm..."K thought.
"hhhhmmm..." Hiro thought.
"WILL YOU ALL PLEASE STOP 'HHHMM'ING AND THINK OF A WAY TO GET US UN-STUCK?" Suguru yelled.
"Rawr, Suguru, patience! But i already have the solution!" Shuichi lifted his finger to his head, and tapped it, causingus all to hear an eccho sound.
"Well? What is it, Shuichi!"Hiro said, suprised that his baka-of-a-friend thought of a solution.
"Well, theres only one way, that is very obvious! You have to take your pants off!" Shuichi stated, looking proud.
"Okay, lets do it, i dont know why i didnt think of that..." Hiro said.
"W...WHAT!" Suguru stuttered, flustered.
But before Suguru could say anything, Hiro's pants were down, reveiling his blue bucky boxers.
"Nice underwear," K laughed, pulling Hiro close to him and kissing him.
Suguru stood up, and it caused me to laugh, because he had a pari of pants hanging from his butt.
"Suguru, arent you going to take off you pants?" I asked.
"HELL NO!" He screemed, turning bright red.
"Oh, i see, your too much of a lady. Well, I feel tat a true man can take off his pants, soooo," I pulled off my pants. My boxers, suprisingly weren't necesarily as bad as Hiro's, for mine were just bright pink, looking like my everyday attire. This would be perfect, coming home to Yuki in my boxers...
"WOOOHOOO! NO PANTS DAY!" I yelled, jumping up and down. The next thing i know, K had his pants down too, and all that was left was Suguru, who stood there looking scared out of his mind.
"COMMON! Be a good sport for once, Suguru, and live a little!" I said, jumping up and down with Hiro, trying to make it look like we were having the time of our lives. The truth was, i always wondered what kind of underwear Suguru would wear...
"I cant..." Suguru blushed, as bright as a tomato.
"Why not?" I pryed.
"Be...because i-"Suguru stopped, looking as uncomfortable as ever. Me Hiro and K were lving this!
"Because..." We waited, desperatly waiting for an answer.
"BECAUSE I DONT WEAR UNDERWEAR!" Suguru blurted, instantly turning redder than humanly possible, covering his mouth with his hand, and dashing out of the room, leaving us laughing our asses off.
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Me: LMFAO! Suguru doesnt wear UNDERWEAR! LOL! Sorry, not much shuXyuki action in this chapter, but i wanted to add in the other characters!
Yuki: Shuichi really wouldn't be smart enough to make a "plan".
Shuichi: YA I CAN!
Yuki: People with an IQ of 10 cant, baka
Shuichi: sniffle You're so cruel, Yuki!
Me: wow, i didn't know cruel was in your vocabulary, Shuichi! Whos a big kid now?
Shuichi: blink, blink vocabulary?
TRANSLATIONS:
baka: idiot
kusou gaki: damn brat