AN: I do not own Harry Potter. I absolutely love reviews. This is not a love story. Please review.

Chapter 5:

Harry was reading an extremely interesting book. He was in it so much, that he almost forgot about the guests coming. Understandably, it was a big shock, when doorbell rang. Harry just divided his attention between the book and the noises from downstairs, and kept reading.

After half an hour, Harry listened patriarchs of the families talking about their companies management. By being the genius he was, he saw many wrong things in the management, but because of the bad treatment by the Dursleys, he decided to keep silent. After another half an hour, the cousin of the Dursley's heard a couple of people coming upstairs. Harry noticed that one person was male, and other was female, so he deduced that it was Dudley and Jane. They entered Dudley's room, and started talking. To Harry, it was obvious, that Jane was absolutely bored of listening Dudley boasting about his boxing titles, so he got out of bed and went out of his room. Upon coming near the door, he silently silenced the room and entered.

"Hey Dudley, hey Jane!" Harry cheerfully while winking cheekily to Jane.

"What the fuck are you doing there, you freak?" Dudley screamed.

"Tut, tut Dudley there is a lady in the room. Also we do not want something to accidentally happen when I am angry do we?" Harry reprimanded his cousin.

"Oh, Potter, you will be so in trouble when the lady leaves... I will..." Dudley was starting to gloat.

"You will do what Dudley? Tell your Mommy and Daddy? Stop the nonsense this instant. And do not dare to say anything insulting to me, my friends or anyone else. And by the way if I hear that you are terrorizing the kids of the neighborhood, I will hurt you so bad, that you will piss your pants if you dare to as much as look wrong at a weaker kid. Remember my warning dear cousin, because I will not repeat them."

"Oh, Harry, we both now that you are to goody goody, to do anything painful to me. And what are you doing there anyways? It is not like Jane would like you better than me!"

"Well, Dudley Dursley, I will ask only one thing. When was the last time you looked at the mirror?" Jane angrily asked, because she was royally fed up with the non-stop flirting.

"I don't know... A week ago maybe. I do know how handsome and irresistible I am." By this point, both Harry and Jane were disbelievingly looking at each other. This humanoid-pig thought that he is handsome?

"Dudley! You are the most delusional person I have ever seen! Well, maybe except your parents. To put it clear to you, you are one of the least handsome people I have ever met! You are fat, you are boring, you are stupid, you are biggest bully I had ever had the misfortune to meet! Harry on the other hand..." Jane smirked. "His eyes are gorgeous, his smile is so sexy, he is so friendly and nice, he is so intelligent, he is so interesting to talk to..."
"You whore!" Harry was quite angry. "How can you think that this son of the biggest freakiest bitch in the world can be..." WHAM! Dudley's temple somehow managed to connect with a fist belonging to Harry Potter. Dudley Dursley, the Boxing Champion went out cold.

"Sorry for that Jane, but I warned him. I could not let him to talk about you and my mother like that."

"Don't worry, Harry, he had it coming. Now, when the presence of the oaf is somewhere on the other side, let's go to your room."

When partners in crime, I mean Harry and Jane of course, entered the smallest bedroom, they started talking. They discussed everything from music (which was a one-sided Jane's lecture to Harry) to sciences. Harry has a firm understanding of all of them, and Jane liked to study a lot, so they had some interesting discussions. Strangely in the late evening, Jane asked a strange question.

"Harry, have you ever believed magic?" she asked. Harry was quite worried.

"Well, yes as a matter of fact I did. Why do you ask?"

"I believed in it very strongly... But when I was eleven, the belief somehow faded..." She sadly confessed. Harry was think really hard now. He knew Jane just for one day, but he already felt very strongly about her. He felt like he would not have any problem to die in her place. That was not possible of course, but the realization helped Harry to understand, that e could not risk the life of his soul mate. Then and there he decided to tell her about the Wizarding World.

"Okay Jane, I have a very important thing to tell you, but first you must answer a question. Will you answer truthfully?"

Yes, Harry. I know you only for a day, but I feel, that we knew each other for my entire life. So what is the question." Harry seemed very serious, so she was quite nervous.

"Well, I wanted to say that I really like you very much. And I wanted to ask you if you have any feelings deeper than friendship?"

"Yes! Harry, I like you very much too!" She screamed excited.

Than, I must tell you a couple of things. These things are very, very secret. You must promise to never reveal these secrets to anyone without my personal permission. Do you promise?"Harry seriously asked.

" I promise Harry. What is it?"

"Well, Jane, magic is real. No I am completely serious. You see, I am a wizard. My aunt, uncle and cousin are not. They hate everything magical including me."

"You are not joking are you? Can you prove it?"

"I am not and yes I can prove it." Then, Harry flicked his little finger and Jane started to float in the air.

"Wow! Can you do something else?"

"Well, of course I can! But you see, it is not just roses and daisies. You see there is a Dark Wizard named Lord Voldemort. His real name is Tom Marvolo Riddle. He seeks to destroy all the non-magical people, wizards who have non-magical people in their family tree, and all the purebloods who fight against him. Anyways, fifteen years ago, on Halloween Eve, he came to my parent's house to kill us me and my family. He murdered my dad, my mu. Then, he tried to kill me, but the unblockable Killing Curse was somehow blocked. He was nearly destroyed. Now, a year ago, he got his body back and the war is on again. I am his number one target, so I must live there for to months to be safe from him." Harry explained. "Okay, but why do you tell me this?" Jane asked. "Well, have you ever heard the term 'soul mate'?"

"Yes... Do you mean to say that we are soul mates?"

"That is right. I am very talented and I feel the bond between us."

"Well, I think I feel something too... Anyways, what does it mean?"

"It means that when the bond is fully formed, we won't be able to live separately. In the eyes of the magical world we will be as good as married. When the bond is completed, all the magical power I have, will be transferred to you. Your body will form a core. My magical reserves will be replenished in five minutes. Then I will start to teach you magic."

"Wow, that is incredible! How long until the bond is finished? How long until I will be able to control my magic? Can i help you fight Voldemort when I am fully trained?"

"Hey, not so fast. Anyways, if we umm... touch each other, like holding hands and stuff, than it would be finished in a year. I we sleep together, and I mean sleep, then it would be finished in a month. If we sleep together for three nights and then have sex, then in the morning the bond will be finished." Harry said while blushing.

"Let's do it as fast as possible. I want to help you as fast as I can!"

"Okay, are you sure about this?" the, Harry remembered one little detail about the identity of a certain Lord of the Light."Umm... Jane, I think I forgot a little detail... You see, I have been chosen as a Lord of the Light. It means, that I am extremely powerful wizard. Much more powerful than any other that ever lived. Also I have a mission. It could take many hundreds of years to achieve it, so I am sort of umm... Immortal... When our bonding is complete, you will become the Mistress of the Light. You will have to be immortal too... Also, have you heard about a wizard named Merlin? Well he really lived... I am his magical Heir and he was my predecessor as the Lord of the Light... Do you still want to complete the bond?" Harry blabbed while blushing.

"Wow... Immortal, like we won't ever die? Nevertheless, I still want to go with the plan."

"Well, immortal, like we won't die unless we both choose so and only when our mission is finished. It may take ten or as long as couple of thousands of years... Oh by the way, by being the Heir of three powerful Houses, namely, Potter, Black and Emrys, I am one of the richest person alive. I also can basically control the Ministry of Magic..."

"Okay, Harry, let's do this... Can you somehow magically transport yourself to my room at night?"

"Of course... By the way, I have a way to put a spell on any room, that makes any living thing there spend any amount of time from two days, two ten thousand years or more, when outside, only a day passes. Would you like to use this spell? It would be better in my room, because I have everything ready... I spent a year this way, when only a day passed outside..."

"Let's do this Harry. By the way, I think I am in love with you..."

Ten years in the room and only one day for everybody else later...

The time spell Jane and Harry named The Time Warp expired, when Harry heard a loud scream of his beloved Uncle.

"BOY! This time you went to damn far! I WILL make you pay for hurting my Duddydums! You bloody sadistic son of a freaky whore!" By the last words Harry was quite angry, but the calming presence of his wife and soul mate Jane Emrys Potter Black and control of the Light Lord kept him from blasting his Uncle. Instead, Harry calmly opened the door, and entered the hallway.

"What have I supposedly done now, oh dear Uncle Vernon?" Harry sweetly asked. After ten years with Jane, he forgot that the Dursleys even exist.

"Don't give me that shit Boy! I know that you beat up my sonny and you will pay!" Dursley screamed while his face was changing colors like Tonks' hair when she was extremely nervous.

"Hmm... Let me think... I think I smacked Dudley in the temple yesterday, and imagine, he woke up just now? What could I do to you if I wanted Vernon?" Harry calmly wondered.

"That is it freak! You are going out of there!"

"Your wish is my command Mr. King of the Dunderheads!" Harry cheerfully answered before flashing (that's how phoenixes travel) to his room and putting a muggle repellent ward on the door. Jane heard every word of the argument. They discussed the possibility of something like this happening, so the couple just took a last look at the room and disappeared in the flash of silver-gold-red flames. Two gorgeous phoenixes followed after them. Meanwhile, at Hogwarts School Headmaster's office, several alarms were ringing loudly. Headmaster quickly flooed Nymphadora (if you have a death wish) Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody and Kingsley Shaklebolt. He sent them to check on Harry. After twenty minutes, three baffled Aurors came back to report.

"Well, Albus, it looks like yesterday young Dursley called Mr. Potter's mother a bitch and got knocked out for it. When he finally woke up today, he immediately ran to his father, who started screaming as though someone was murdered. By the wa I think he has some Metamorphmagus abilities, because only Tonks can change the colors of her face that fast. Anyways, we detected a strong Muggle repelling ward on the door to Harry's room. When we entered no one was there. I think young Potter finally had enough of his relatives and left them."

"You say that Harry punched his cousin? I really worry about him... He was such a sweet young man... And now, he is punching his relatives, calling for the death penalty, trying to cast Cruciatus Curse... I really believe that if we do not find him and bring him to our care really soon, he will turn dark." Dumbledore said sorrowfully.

"That's bullshit and you know it Albus! If Harry punched his cousin, then he must have said something truly terrible. Death penalty is truly the only way of fighting the Death Eaters and Voldemort. And about the Cruciatus, as I recall, it did not work properly. So do not pull crap like that, Albus." Moody said passionately.

Meanwhile at the Castle of Camelot

To teenagers appeared in the Great Hall of the Castle. After couple of seconds, an excited House Elf immediately popped near them. They felt a powerful Banishing Charm pressing against their permanent shielding charms.

These shielding charms were created by Harry and Jane when Dobby suddenly started to like to attack them unexpectedly. There were many permanent shields in existence, but this was a different sort of shields. If the curse was more powerful than a shield, then it got through and was amplified, but if for example the curse was 2 times weaker, than the curse was amplified for two times and deflected back at the caster. Harry and Jane casted the shields with all the power they had, so there was no wizard or witch in the world who could get a spell past them. Another advantage was that the shield could stop any potion, any muggle weapon ever made. The biggest downside of the shield was that it had to be casted only on the person by himself and that it tested the soul of the caster. No dark wizard could have used the shield. The couple was working on this creation for 4 years straight.

The banishing spell bounced back at the elf. It would have hit him, but Harry managed to cast a strong Contego Maximus shield on the elf.

"Who are you Mr and Mrs?" the House Elf nervously asked.

"My name's Lord Harry James Emrys Potter Black and the beautiful lady on my right is Jane Gwyneth Emrys Potter Black. And what is your name?" Harry kindly asked the elf.

"My name's is Twinky Mr. Did you say that your last name is Emrys Potter Black? Does that mean that finally the Castle of Camelot has a Master?"

"Twinky, if this Castle belongs to the line of Emrys, then yes I am your Master, but I would really like you to call me Harry. Also, I would gladly free you if you are bound and hire you to work at the castle. However, if you do not wish to be freed, than I would be more than happy to pay you 10 galleons a week for your services."

"Twinky does not wish to be freed, Ma... Harry. 10 Galleons is too much for Twinky though."

"The offer just went up to 15 Galleons..."

"It is too much Ma... Harry!"

"20 Galleons." Harry smiled.

"Of course Ma... Harry. Twinky will agree with 20 Galleons a week." The Elf dejectedly answered.

By this time, both Harry and Jane were absolutely dead tired, so they went to sleep. Well, sleep was not a thing they got that night, but by meditating for the rest of the night, they felt decently rested in the morning.

The breakfast was interrupted by the arrival of the Headmaster's Phoenix Fawkes. He delivered the letter and landed on the table to wait for an answer.

Dear Harry,

I am very disappointed in your actions of yesterday. Did you really have to punch your cousin? I always believed that you are a responsible young man. Now, I see that I was wrong. I have not even dreamed that I could be so ashamed of you. Harry, Sirius Black, your Godfather died for you. And how you repay him? By running off the first chance you got! I demand, that you return to your relatives house immediately. I was able to convince them to take you back. We will talk about the punishment when you come back to the Dursleys.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Harry Potter was royally pissed off. He thought for a minute and wrote the reply.

Dear Professor Dumbledore,

How dare you say any of these things to me? I will definitely won't go back to the Durskaban. Do not contact me again.

Lord Harry James Potter Black

Harry gave the note to Dumbledore, sighed and went looking for his wife. When he found her in the garden, Harry kissed her and asked for a friendly duel. She, of course, accepted.

AN: I love reviews. This is not a romance story. I do not believe that you would be very happy reading how Harry trained Jane for five years or so. By the way they discovered many interesting things while in the Time Warp. I will introduce these things in the later chapters. Jane will be one of the most accomplished fighters in this story of course. In the next chapter, the visit to the Ministry of Magic awaits. Maybe there will be some fighting, I haven't decided yet.