AN: Another chapter... Sorry for the mistakes :) Do not forget to leave a review wink wink

Chapter 6: When the government is not capable

The next morning saw Harry Potter and his wife Jane at the breakfast table.

"Hey, dear, I think we need to visit Diagon Alley. What do you think?" Harry asked.

"Well, I haven't seen it yet, so it should be fun. But of course you do not go there just for the sake of it. Am I right?"

"Damn... It is not interesting! You read me like an open book. You see, I thought, that you need a wand and some wizarding robes. What do you think?"

"Why would I need that thing? It is nothing but a weakness. And about the robes... Well, just say that if you want to make your woman happy, just take her to a shopping trip."

"Love, you need a wand to hide your abilities. I would not do us any good if every wizard alive knew that my wife can do wandless magic. If Death Eaters knew, they would expect you to use it and then the factor of surprise would be gone. If they don't know about your abilities, they underrates you and then you are able to deliver them the shock of their life, when you wipe the floor with their faces by using magic without a wand."

"Okay, Harry, we will get me a wand. Do we have anything to do except for going on a shopping spree?" Jane asked.

"We have to go to Gringotts to ask what laws to they want to be lifted, and then we have to go to the ministry for our apparition licenses. Oh and we have to register you as a citizen of the British Wizarding Community. If those morons are friendly maybe we will tell them about our marriage. But first of all, we have to tell your parents about us. As I recall, we somehow managed to completely forget it." Harry told his wife.

"Oh shit, Harry, they must be furiously worried! They are going to have my arse on a platter for this!"

"Don't worry my kind lady, your personal knight-in-the-shining-white-dragonhide-armor-who-rides-on-a-white-firebolt will save you!"Harry said amusedly.

"Well, Potter, I believe that when my father takes your manhood and sticks it down your throat, you will not be in any condition to help me!" Jane mischievously smirked, while Harry paled.

The Potters told their House Elves about their little trip and apparated to the back yard of Jane's parent's house.

When they knocked, a desperate woman immediately opened the door. When she recognized Jane, she immediately started hugging life out of her daughter. After five minutes of desperate hugging, Mrs. Hawkins finally let her daughter go. Unfortunately, Mr. Hawkins noticed her and the process started again.

"Janie, where were you? We though something bad happened to you!" Mrs. Hawkins wailed.

"I am alright mom. Don't worry. Nothing bad happened to me. It is quite opposite really... You see, I want to meet you this young man on my right. His name is Harry James Potter and I love him with all my heart and he loves me too..." She carefully said. Harry and Jane decided that they had to wait for Jane's parents to know Harry a bit before telling the big news.

"HARRY POTTER? Stay away from my daughter boy! Your Uncle and Aunt told me you go to St. Brutus'! I will not tolerate criminals dating my daughter!" Mr. Hawkins bellowed.

"Dad! The Dursleys were lying about him. He definitely does not go to that school. He goes to the boarding school up noth called Hogwarts. Now, we have to tell you a couple of very interesting things. Are you ready to listen?"

"Okay dear. If you want to tell us something, we will listen." Mrs. Hawkins calmly said.

"Well, Harry would do a better job than I, so he will explain everything to you."

Okay, now, this may seem like total nonsense, but please listen to the end of it okay?"

"Of course, Potter! Just cut the introductions, and go to business."
"Well, first of all, I do not go to St.Brutus. I attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I understand that you do not believe me, but I will prove after I finish talking. Now, first of all, magic is real. I am a wizard. That obviously means that I can use magic. But I am umm... a special wizard, because I am extremely powerful one. You see, I have a difficult mission to accomplish and it can take many hundreds of years, so I am absolutely immortal. Maybe you have heard about Merlin? Well, he was real. He held a title of the Lord of the Light. He also was immortal like me, but failed at his mission and did not have children. Somehow I have become his heir and because of that I am the new Lord of the Light. My mission is to integrate the secret Wizarding World, to the Non-magical one. Now, every Lord has a soul mate. When they meet, they immediately feel it in their hearts. Well, Jane is my soul mate. This means, that we will be forever in love with each other. If she somehow died, I would die too. When our bond was finished I gave her all my magical power. A very small part of it disappeared when I was transferring it, so she is slightly less powerful than me. Also, she is immortal too, in order for me to live. And now, if you are ready I will tell you the big news. Okay?" Two shocked heads just nodded. "Well, in the magical world, the completed soul bond is the same thing as marriage. So, by having a complete soul bond, we are sort of... married..." Two middle aged muggles fainted.

Couple of Enervate later, two parents were looking at their daughter with a questioning look in their eyes. "Well, mum, dad, we really are married. Harry said that he will give you proof, so there it goes..." Then she conjured a chair, levitated it for a couple of seconds, then she transfigured it into a white cat, duplicated it, and vanished them. Hawkins' were awed. Their daughter was capable of such miracles!

Harry was thinking about possible spell work for a minute. Finally he decided on the Patronus. He took his wand out, waved it said the incantation and a phoenix with an unicorn at the side emerged from Harry's wand. The boy decided that his wife's parents really need an explanation.

"Well, I believe you have some questions, so if you would ask, I would happily answer..."

"Okay, Harry, first of all, if you two are married, then I guess you were intimate? Never mind that, I don't want to know. Can you support my daughter Potter?" Father-in-Law asked.

"I definitely can support your daughter. I think I am one of the richest humans alive. Maybe, I am richer than Bill Gates... Just maybe." Harry said.

"Well, that is relief. So, if you are as rich as you say, than why have you lived with our lovely neighbors for so long?"

"I was a minor, so I had to stay with them. Also, I did not know about my money. That is actually a good thing, because if my relatives had a faintest idea that somewhere I had money, it would be gone to "keep it safe" in mere seconds."

"Oh... okay... Now, what can you do with this magic thing?"

"As you saw, you can conjure the things you need, make things change their form. For example you can transform a tennis ball to a chair and so on. Also, you can cook, clean, travel and do many other useful things. Bud most important is that you can defend yourself or attack others. All you need is some power, knowledge and in other wizard's and witch's case – a wand. A wand is a stick which focuses your magic and helps you cast a spell. By the way, the power of a magic user can be qualified. Wizard goes for the weakest, and Arch-mage is normally the strongest. A year ago, there were two wizards with power at the level of a mage. It is stronger than a Sorcerer and High Sorcerer. Their names are Tom Marvolo Riddle and Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore. Dumbledore is slightly weaker than Riddle. Tom is also known as Lord Voldemort. He is a very evil wizard. Dumbledore is a very influential Light wizard, who likes to manipulate other people very much. Now, by being the Lord of the Light I am much more powerful than a most powerful Arch-mage. Jane is slightly weaker than me. As we said both of us are immortal. Albus Dumbledore is around 150 years old, Voldemort is around 70. I call Voldemort Noisyfart by the way. So, Noisyfart is also immortal, but he can be killed, when we destroy items with parts of his soul in them. We don't know how much of them there is but after we find and destroy all of them, we can go snuff good ol' Dark Dork Noisyfart once and for all. He has a dark army and many followers, so we need to gather an army too. That is almost everything you need to know about wizarding world." Harry calmly explained to awed parents of his wife.

"Okay, are you really sure about the immortality part? And where will you live Harry?"

"We are one hundred percent immortal and we will live with you of course."

"Harry Potter! You said that you are very rich, and now you try to weasel into my home?"

"There is a misunderstanding. I never said that we will live there. I said that we will live with you. In my castle." Harry cheekily clarified.

"You cheeky devil! CASTLE? What castle?"

"Camelot Castle of course!" for the second time that day the Heads of the Hawkins family fainted. Harry just levitated them and called Raja and Hedwig to himself. He told them to take Jane's parents to the castle, while he and his wife apparate back home.

When adults woke up, they looked around and almost fainted again. When they got their bearings back, they were anxious to see more magic.

"Well, Mr. Hawkins, I could duel Jane if you want. You would see how magical fighting looks like."

"Yes! Harry I really want to see how my darling cleans the floor with you face!" Mr. Hawkins eagerly said. "It is practically impossible for me to win against Harry dad. The last time I won was a year ago, and that was an accident."

"A year ago? You met each other couple of days ago!"

"Oh, bloody hell! I forgot to tell you! You see, after your visit to the Dursleys, I brought Jane to my room, and performed a spell which makes time go faster, so one day outside equals to ten years inside... So we are married for ten years..."
"You what! But you do not seem older at all... Bloody Hell! Ten years!!! And there is no little Harrys and Janes running around? You are very responsible young people. I must give you that."

"Well, about age, we are Metamorphmagi. That means that we can change our appearance at will. And about little kids, well there are many contraceptive spells and potions..." Jane blushed.

After a one hour long duel, which was won by Harry, Hawkins' finally remembered that they haven't told their names to their favorite and only son-in-law.

"Well, Harry, by the damage you two done to the walls, floor and the ceiling, I can deduce that you two are the best fighters you can find. Oh and I forgot to tell you my name. For the future reference, it's Joseph and my gorgeous wife there is Rachel. Please call us by our names. Now, do you have something planned for today?"

"As a matter of fact, we do. We were planning to go shopping to Diagon Alley. That is the best shopping district in Britain. Would you like to come with me? I just have to warn you that I am very famous so flocks of people must be expected." Joseph and Rachel agreed of course. Raja and Hedwig grabbed them and flashed to Diagon Alley, while Harry and Rachel followed by apparition.

When they appeared, many heads turned in the direction of new comers. Harry immediately led everyone to Ollivander's Wand Shop. Upon entering, Harry drew his wand and targeted it at a wizard in the corner. After a second frightened wand maker emerged form the aforementioned corner.

"Well, Mr. Potter, I must say that I am impressed. No one has ever noticed me. Now what do you need?"

"Mr. Ollivander, I need a second wand because it refuses to work against its brother. Also my friend there also needs her first wand."
"I cannot help you Mr. Potter. First, you already have a working wand so I cannot sell you another one. And for your friend, she is not registered as a citizen of British Wizarding World, so I cannot sell her a wand."

"What should I do to enable you to help me?"

"You should go to the Ministry, apply for her citizenship, then ask the person responsible for a pass to have a second wand." Wand maker calmly explained.

"Okay then, I think I will come back soon." Harry said and called the phoenixes. When they appeared they somehow knew what to do. Harry and Jane just had to follow."

When Harry and company arrived, they immediately went to the security desk. Eric asked Harry for his wand, when he gave a pass to Harry, his eyes roamed to Joseph and Rachel.

"What these muggles are doing in the Ministry? OBLI..." He had to stop, because a wand was targeted between his eyes.

"You will do no such thing! These non-magical people know about magic, and you have no right to obliviate them."

Then The-Boy-Who-Lived took his relatives to the lift.

When they finally arrived at the Minister's Office, Harry went to the secretary.

"I am there to meet Fudge."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"No I do not, but I have to meet Minister NOW." Harry calmly said while accentuating the word "NOW".

"I am sorry, but no appointment, means no meeting."

"Tell the Minister that Harry Potter is waiting at his door, and if he knows what is good for him, he will allow me to enter." The secretary entered the Office. After a couple of minutes, she came out and said that the Minister will give Harry a couple of minutes of his valuable time. Harry just snorted.

When Mr. Potter opened the door, he entered a big wooden room. It was a very rich looking room, with luxurious furniture and many shelves of expensive books.

"Harry, my boy, how are you today?" Harry used a little bit of his considerable Legilimency powers and found Fudge thinking something in the lines of 'Stupid brat! I wish he was not so popular. I could bring him to Azkaban for Cruciatus on Lestrange. He has too much power for his own good.'

"Hello, to you too, Minister Fudge. I come with two requests today."

"Well, let's hear them. How can I help you?"

"First, I need my friend Jane to get the citizenship of British Ministry of Magic. Second I need a note which says that I can own a second wand."

"Why do you need a second wand? And about your friend, I cannot help her because she is not a witch."

"I need a second wand because my wand is a brother to Voldemort's, so they do not fight well against each other. And I can guarantee, that Jane is definitely not a muggle."

"I do not see why you have to fight against You-Know-Who and Jane was not sent a letter from any magical school when she turned eleven, was she?"

"I am sorry but I do not know who. If you could tell me? Anyways it is pathetic. The Minister of Magic is afraid to say the name of some Dark Dork. And no she did not get a letter when she turned eleven."

"Do not talk to me like that boy! I am Minister of Magic! About your mudblood friend, I cannot help her! If she did not get her letter, that means she is not magical enough. I do not care if she could do a Levitation Charm. She won't get the citizenship." Fudge was quite angry so he lost his tongue.

"Do not call her that name! Now will you comply with my demands, or will I have to kick you out of th office?"

"Stuff it Potter! I am not afraid of you." Red Fudge screamed. Harry noticed how horribly red face clashes with a green bowler hat.

"AS YOU WISH! I LORD HARRY JAMES POTTER BLACK CALL FOR IMMEDIATE MEETING OF WIZENGAMONT AT COURTROOM 10!"

"What? You can't do that!" Fudge screamed. He had just understood, that Harry did not throw empty threats like politicians he was working with did. For the first time that week, Minister was afraid.

Raja and Hedwig appeared and transported Joseph and Rachel. Jane just apparated, Harry grab a sleeve of Fudge and side-along apparated both of them to the Courtroom 10.

When the party arrived they met confused Wizengamont. Harry made Fudge to sit on the chair for convicted criminals, and sat a Minister's place. When the noise started to get on his nerves, he released a noisy spell with his wand. Everyone immediately quieted down.

"I Lord Harry James Potter Black, of House of Potter, of house of Black, holder of two seats at Wizengamont, ask for this session to begin. On agenda today, there are from three to four things. First, vote of no confidence to Minister Cornelius Fudge" This was met with huge uproar. "Secon, possible vote for new Minister of Magic. Third, a note for me that allows me to purchase second wand because of Priori Incantatem effect that occurs every time that I try to fight Dark Dork Voldemort. Fourt on agenda is question of citizenship of my wife Jane Potter Black." This declaration was met with silence of the cemetery at midnight.

"Now I call for vote of No Confidence to Minister Fudge, because of his interest of power as opposed t o the interests of the British Wizarding World, because of his obvious lack of abilities while leading the British Wizarding World and finally because of authorizing Dementor attack on my Person which was executed last summer. All who vote for Minister's removal from the office say "Aye", all against it say "Naye".

Only one third of Wizengamont vote for the removal. Harry was quite disappointed. He hoped that there at least half of Wizengamont was not corrupt. Harry understood how wrong he was. Also he understood why so many discriminating laws were passed.

"I see that the Wizengamont is absolutely corrupted. I CLAIM MY TITLE OF LORD HARRY JAMES EMRYS POTTER BLACK! Some of you may not know, but I am the magical Heir of Myrrdin Emrys. He helped to create the Ministry and Wizengamont. There is the paragraph in the act of creation of the Ministry, that any magical Heir of Merlin can change any decision, law or regulation of the Ministry as he sees fit. So, by my magical right I remove Cornelius Fudge from the post of the Ministry of Magic. Amelia Bones previously of Department of Law Enforcement will take the position.

I hereby give myself the permission to purchase a second wand. Jane Emrys Potter Black is now a citizen of British Wizarding World. I remove all the Laws that discriminate creatures like giants, vampiers and werewolves. From tomorrow, I offer a place for the werewolves who do not serve Dork Voldemort to say. They will get free Wolfsbane Potion every month there. All of them will have jobs for a hundred galleons a month. The food will be free. Vampires will have the same conditions as Werewolves, except, that instead of Wolfsbane Potion, they will get human blood. The blood will be freely given. The required amount will be achieved by multiplying one drop of blood. AS I SAID IT WILL BE OR WIZARDING WORLD WILL SEE THE WRATH OF LORD OF THE LIGHT HARRY JAMES EMRYS POTTER BLACK!"

With these words, Harry and his family disappeared to their home at Camelot Castle.