Well, this insanity came to me when my little brother asked why he couldn't be a woman. I thought it would be cute if I thought up different things little Ichigo would say. Most of these come from my siblings!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or its characters!
Twenty Questions Part 1
(Pt: 1 - That Little Ichigo would ask)
"Mommy? Why is that lady so fat? And why is she petting her stomach like it's a puppy?"
"Can I marry you when I grow up big, mommy?"
"Daddy, if I have a left foot and a right foot, if I do something with my left foot instead of my right, does that make it right or wrong?
"Mommy, why does that woman's baby look like a hairless mouse?"
"Can I be a woman when I grow up?
"Mommy, since your fat when your going to have a baby, when I grow up and have a baby, will I be fat, too?"
"Why is 1 + 1 two? Why isn't it 11?
"Daddy? Why are your underwear pink? Did you grab mommy's on accident?"
"How come Yuzu and Karin don't have penis's?"
"Do babies come from eggs like chickens?"
"Mommy, is Daddy santa? Because he was trying to climb through the chimmney yesterday."
"Mommy, is that woman going to have a baby? She's REALLY fat!"
"Why can't I wear a pretty pink dress like Yuzu?"
"If I kidnap the toothfairy, do you think she would marry me? 'Cause she's rich!"
"Mommy, when I grow up, can I be a super model?"
"Can I be like daddy and not change my underwear for a week?"
"Do I tie my sock like I tie my shoe?"
"Mommy, why do Yuzu and Karin get to poop in their diapers? Can I poop in my pants?"
"If I suck on the eletric cord, will it hurt me?"
"Mommy? Will Yuzu melt if I put salt on her like I did on the slug? If she does, can I have her cookie?"
THE END
Well, there you have it. My little brother asked these two just in the last few days: "If I suck on an eletric cord, will it hurt me?" and ""Mommy, is that woman going to have a baby! She's REALLY fat!"
LOL.
I will be updating the Daddy series TOMORROW!
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