Well, here's part two! Part one was excepted better than I thought it would be! Hope this one is, too!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or the characters.

Twenty Questions Pt: 2
(Pt: 2 — That Rukia ( Current Age) is likely to ask)

"If the Easter Bunny isn't Chappy, then who is he really?"
"If Santa is supposed to be fat, why do people lie to their kids and say he comes down the chimney? I mean, even Ichigo doesn't fit up that thing, and I sure worked hard at stuffing him up there!"

"Why is that TV box talking?"

"Hey, Ichigo, whatever Caffiene-free coffee is, I'd like to try it. This coffee makes me too hyper, dont'cha think? Huh? Hey, Ichigo!"

"When I get my clothes out, their warm, and I'm cold . . . so why can't I get inside the dryer, too?"

"I got an F- on my test . . . hey! Is ther even such a thing as an F-?"

"How come Ichigo just passed out? All he did was accidently eat some of Inoue-San's lunch . . ."

"Ichigo . . . some of the girls were talking about condom's at school today. What is a condom? And how come you just spit your juice everywhere?"

"Ichigo, how do I work this damned shoe? I like sandals better!"

"Ichigo, how come your dad is dressed up as a bunny? Can I chase him? . . . pause . . . "YES!"

"What is a Maxi-pad and why does it look like a bird?"

"Ichigo, are you really that stupid?"

"What's a spider and why is one sitting on your head? Does it like it there or something?" . . . pause . . . "ICHIGO! Get off me and kill the darn spider if you're afraid of it!"

"Someone said that if I make a certain face for a long time, it will stay like that. Is that why you're always scowling like that, Ichigo?"

"What's the difference between guys socks and girls socks? I've been wearing Ichigo's for a while now, and he never complained. Although he did try and throw me out the window once . . ."

"Is there any reason your hair is orange? Or is it just for decoration?"

"Is the grade "Failing" bad? Because that's what it says in my report card."

"Ichigo, why are you holding my bra?"

"Um . . . Ichigo . . . was your white shirt supposed to turn pink in the washer?"

THE END

Well, there you are! Another dose of insanity! LOL. I don't think I'll to another in this series. Two is enough for me. And I had a lot of trouble thinking up questions that could be funny without having to have answers.

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