Chappy is in the Manga ONLY! Sorry for Anime watchers. Just take my word for it; she's slightly crazy.

In Ichigo's words; she makes Kon seem like a Godsend!

Anyway, I hope you like this!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or the Characters.

The Problem With Soul Candy

"Ichigo, where did Chappy and Kon go?"

Ichigo sighed and slapped his forehead. He and Rukia had just finished fighting a Hollow, and their bodies, along with the crazy souls inside of the bodies, had gone missing.

Again.

For the forth time.

This week.

"I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Him!" Ichigo roared, putting his Zanpaktou on his back as he stomped out of the alleyway. Rukia sighed, rolling her eyes as she followed him. As she watched Ichigo stomp around each corner, she actually began feeling slightly sorry for Kon.

But not much, considering what he and Chappy were probably doing with their bodies.

Something she did not want to think about.

Last time the two Mod Souls had gone missing, they had been found fighting each other. Using, of course, Rukia and Ichigo's bodies. Said Shinigami had been sore for days afterwards, and Rukia had to smuggle Kon out of the house to get Ishida to replace his cotton.

All of it.

And an eye.

As she followed behind Ichigo, careful not to bump into anyone, she was grateful that no one could see them in Shinigami form. Well, almost no one. Chad, Inoue and Ishida could. So could a few other select people; but that was it.

"Ichigo, really, let it go. They're probably out doing something harmless. You have to admit, we don't let them outside all that often," Rukia said, sighing.

She regretted taking Ichigo's advice and putting that Soul Candy into a stuffed animal so she would always have a backup if she forgot her soul candy.

She had, of course, put it inside the bunny doll she had received from Ichigo for her last birthday.

"Harmless. Bah! They're probably killing each other right about now," he whined as he began to walk faster.

Rukia had to start jogging to keep up with his fast, long strides.

She wanted to just go home and rest.

She was about to knock Ichigo over the head and tell him to give up when they found Chappy and Kon.

Entangled.

In a dark alley.

Kissing.

Ichigo went berserk.

Rukia just gaped.

Kon (in Ichigo's body), was holding Chappy (in her body) around the waist, and they were kissing.

And, she noticed, Kon had his hand up Chappy's shirt.

Oh, forget letting Ichigo kill Kon.

She got first dibs!

She was snapped out of her thoughts of killing Kon in brutal, evil ways by Ichigo's loud voice.

"KON! What the hell do you think you are doing?"

Said Mod Soul jumped away from his female companion with a start as Ichigo's voice echoed throughout the space around them.

Ichigo didn't give Kon a chance to answer as he grabbed Kon around the stomach, whacked his head hard enough to knock it off its neck, and grabbed the soul candy when it came out of his mouth.

Rukia saw what he was about to do just in time.

She quickly took the Soul Candy from Ichigo.

"No, don't crush it, baka!" she yelled, taking Chappy out of her own body and placing the two mod souls in her pocket.

"Why the hell not? Did you see what he was doing?"

"I'm all too aware of what he was doing! Still, no crushing!"

Ichigo gave up and quickly entered his body. He could taste juice in his mouth . . . and Rukia was the only one who had had juice for lunch.

Yup.

He was going to kill Kon.

Not that he didn't feel good; he actually had several sensations running through his body as he walked stiffly back to school with a silent Rukia at his side.

When he walked back into the school grounds, everyone was just finishing up lunch.

"What do you think they were doing?" Ishida asked, throwing his trash into a nearby trash bin.

Inoue, always the observant one, smiled as she whispered something to Ishida. Said Quincy looked shocked. He then smiled as he yelled,

"Kurosaki! You have lipstick on your mouth!"

Well, what do you think? Ever since they introduced Chappy (Only in the Manga!) I have always thought it would be funny if something like this were to happen. Personally, I liked how it turned out!

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