I had fun writing this. I hope you have fun reading!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or the characters . . . or the plot . . . and no actual worms were hurt in the making of this story.
Go Eat a Bug
"Ichigo, I need help with something," Rukia said, perching on the edge of his bed and holding out her Math homework. Ichigo rolled over, annoyed at having been awoken from his nap, and growled at her,
"Go eat a bug."
"Why would I do that? I ate a worm once because Renji dared me to, but I don't want to do it again. Now, will you help me with my Math, or should I go get help from Keigo or something?"
Ichigo rolled over again, stuffing his face into his pillow and groaning loudly.
"Go away. I don't care if you ask that preverted worm or not," he moaned, grabbing his pillow out from under his head and stuffing it over his ears.
"He's a worm?'
Ichigo groaned again.
"Come on, I need help."
"Since when have you cared about homework?" Ichigo asked, eyeing her from under the safe haven of his pillow.
"Since I was almost sent back to grade school. Help. Me. Now," she said, grabbing his pillow and hitting him on the head.
Ichigo jumped up from his bed and grabbed it back from her, hitting her with all the force his sleepy body could muster. She squeaked and jumped away, her Math homework flying all around the room.
Ichigo smirked.
"What are you looking so evil for?" Rukia asked, picking herself up off of the ground, where she had fallen from the force of the pillow.
"Pillow fight!" Ichigo yelled.
Needless to say, in all the mess of feathers, and the loud squeals from both Ichigo and Rukia, the Math homework was forgotten.
Can you spell useless fluff? Hmm? Anyway, thanks for reading! Also, tomorrows story might not be up on time because I am not going to get to a computer until almost midnight, so if it's a day late, SORRY!
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