A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events

Hello again peeps and I must say this chapter is up earlier then planned because I felt I should show my dedication to updating so here is the next chapter!

I have to say this story wasn't actually going to happen because it was for a different idea but my friends found the Yugi/Yami thing funny I decided to make it into a separate story.

I will make a few things clear:- 1) These are not love stories e.g. Téa/Bakura or Seto/Yami these are just mishaps that could happen in everyday life.

2) I will be using the ENGLISH/AMERICIAN names because I know what the Japanese names are but I'm more used to the dubbed names so I will be using them.

3) Each chapter will be a different couple but if you lovely people out there want a certain paring and certain scenario then please state in a review because I am doing this for you. Just because I've already done Yugi/Yami that doesn't mean I don't have to do Yami/Seto or Yugi/Ryou chapters as well. Please say if you want a certain pairing because I will do it for you.

4) Please review or flame if you wish so.

That's enough of that...

Now here are the review replies:-

darkfarie 14: Calm down dear. I didn't expect the chapter to be that funny. It was good to hear that the chapter didn't go to waste after all. Thank you for your nice review and yes I do have a sick mind because if you knew me well enough everyone would know that I can never stop talking about ideas I could do personally on Yugi and Yami. Oh well. Thanks again it was greatly appreciated.

Aura Black Chan: I would like to start of by saying thank you for putting my story in your favourites because it was only one chapter and yet you seemed happy with it. That was a real boost for me because I personally feel that my work is pretty shit but you helped change my mind. I am glad you agree with me about Mr Muto being a pervert because he would of been to jump to that conclusion straight away. Thanks again Aura for putting my story in your favourites and for giving a nice review. Thankies.

Hakiri-Nefertiri: I hope you've calmed down now because by the sounds of your review you were wetting yourself with laughter. I'm glad you found it funny because I personally thought the story idea and the chapter really wasn't that funny. You proved me wrong. I really don't want to know why you have your head down the gutter all the time but it must be something really rude if you go into the gutter often, I like your style for being rude! So the next chapter is up and I hope you find this one as funny as the last one. Thanks again for the review.

S.Chensu and Luff: This mainly goes to Luff because she is my best, best friend in the whole world and she's also reviewed the previous chapter unlike her sister (Don't hurt me Chen! It's the truth!!). I'm glad you found it funny because you read the original and I hope this was better then that one. I know this chapter is up quite early but the sooner I put this up the sooner I can put the next chapter up afterwards. How could you blackmail me! You won't give me presents if I mention your story! You are so mean!!! it's not my fault...ok it's all my fault! Well here's the next chapter anyway and thanks for putting mine and Mai's stories in your favourites and us actually in your favourite authors page. Thanks Pal and your review gave me good encouragement. Thankies for the review!

Kikoken: I only just got your review and I'm just about to update the next chapter so I got your review just in time. I'm glad it was funny for you and i'm grateful for the review. Enjoy this chapter. Thanks again and I hope you don't die laughing because then you can't review me. Thankies

And finally this last note goes to my sis Mai: Thank you for your support and I can't believe you liked my story! That is so rare for you! Oh well. Thanks for the review sis.

Right better get on with the story then...I said the disclaimer in the first chapter but I will say it one last time, I DON'T own Yu-Gi-Oh!. There done.

Read on and enjoy! Review please as well. Thanks

Yugi

Key

speech: Mokuba talking

speech: Seto/Kaiba speaking

speech: Joey/Jonouchi speaking

Chapter Two: Joey and Seto

It was a wet and dark day in Domino as thick black clouds drifted along the violent indigo sky. Many colours walked the streets as numerous amounts of multi-coloured umbrellas covered the heads of the citizens rushing to get home and dry. Heavy rain drops pounded against the umbrellas fabric creating a slight calming tune, whilst footsteps trampled through glistening puddles.

Among all this noise a young boy walked quietly home carrying a bag across his small shoulders. His black/indigo hair damp with the falling rain whilst it stuck to his striped blue shirt. No umbrella in his hands as he continued to get more soaked by the minute whilst looking for his destination…Kaiba Corp headquarters.

He continued to go down the street drawing nearer towards his brothers company and home whilst the rain still continued to pour from the heavens. Mokuba was soon outside the main entrance of the company glancing up at the glass doors edged in silver which looked the same as the Blue Eyes White Dragon colour. His dark bluish grey eyes looked around at the dismal weather as he walked into the warm building.

Once Mokuba had hung up his wet bag he looked around the top floor office. The walls were once again a Blue Eyes White Dragon colour to go with the leather sofa and expensive curtains making it seamlessly obvious whos floor this was. Of course it was Seto Kaibas. He walked towards the sofa and sat his wet self down as little trickles of water dripped from his damp hair. Mokuba sat quietly whilst swinging his feet around as he said "Wonder where my big brother is?". He continued to question on his thought when he realised an item of clothing was laying over the edge of the sofa. Mokuba ran a hand over the jacket noticing a brown wallet poking out of the pocket. Being the nosey kid Mokuba was, he picked up the wallet and opened it. The first thing that caught his attention was a picture of a chestnut haired girl hugging her most precious object...her brother, Joey.

Mokuba was getting slightly suspicious now that his brother was no where in sight and that now Joey was in the same building.

"Ok...? This is weird. Where could Seto be?" Mokuba said to himself as he walked towards a door that had a certain dragon plastered on to it.

He drew nearer to the door and stopped outside the door raising his hand to knock on the door. Mokuba was about to knock when he heard people talking on the other side of the doorway.

"Wonder who my brothers talking too? Hey it sounds like Joey. Wait why would Seto be talking to Joey, of all people?!" questioned the young kaiba. A small smile appeared on his face as he started to become a bit nosey and wanted to know more. The young Kaiba had fallen into the deadly trap of eavesdropping...

Inside Seto's Office

"So what is it then Mutt? Why is it you have come for me?"

"Well I was kinda bored you see Kaiba. Yugi and Yami were too busy killing spiders to play with me and everyone else is doing stuff as well."

"So you want me to entertain you then do you Mutt?"

"Well it depends really? What do you have?"

"Well I have many things including a very special thing..."

"Really?! What special thing?"

"It's called a pencil you Mutt!!! You know that object which is nice, hard and a substance comes out of it."

"Cool!!! I want one!"

"Well I think you already have a fine one right there Mutt."

"Where? Oh right here. You mean this pink/peach one?"

"Yes Joey aren't you a clever Dog?"

"Hey Kaiba! Less of the dog jokes or your gonna see this dogs bone in a minute!"

"Oh I can't wait to see your bone Mutt."

"Kaiba!"

"Yes? Oh shit..."

"Oh what's the problem Rich Boy?"

"You made me drop it you stupid Mutt!"

"Drop what?"

"Nothing you idiotic canine. Better go under then if I'm to get it."

"Get what?"

"You'll see in a minute Mutt!"

A load bang was heard as a distressing cry echoed from the room that made Mokuba's face wear a look of concern and worry.

"Oh Seto!!! You fucking bastard!!! I was sitting on that!"

"Well I don't like you on my property. It's far too good for the likes of you!"

"So why did you let me sit on it then?"

"Because you looked comfortable sitting on my things so I didn't want to stop you."

"So you do care about me after all!"

"Listen I only hang around with you losers is because I want those God Cards!!"

"Keep dreaming Kaiba!"

"I will! Damn I can't reach it!"

"Oh you mean you can't reach that!"

"Yes Mutt! See because I'm taller then you I find it more difficult to reach certain areas."

"All you had to do was ask and I would of helped ya."

"We help me now then Mutt!"

"Since you asked so nicely. So what do you want me to do then Kaiba?"

"First of all bend over."

"You mean like this?"

"That's a good dog. Next lean forward a bit and stretch your hand out."

"I got it!!! I can feel it! It's hard Seto!"

"Well it does belong to me Joey."

"Well help me then?!"

"Ok. Oh shit!"

I load thump was heard as the sound of bodies clashing together was picked up by Mokuba's ears. His face grimacing and his eyes bulging out at the sound.

"Oh Fuck that hurt."

"It hurt me more then it hurt you Dog."

"Can you please call me Joey instead."

"Fine...Joey."

"I better take my hand away then."

"You better! I don't want your paws on my property like I've said before."

"Erm Kaiba, the holes too tight my hands stuck!"

"Oh for the love of Ra! I'll help you just this once. Ready?"

"Uh. Kaiba that hurts!"

"Your fault for putting it in the hole!"

"You said you wanted me too!"

"Just shut up Joey."

"Only if you help me get my hand out from that tight passage!"

"Right! 3...2..."

Just then the office door flew open as a distressed Mokuba ran into the room with beads of sweat dripping down his face. Both Kaiba and Joey looked towards the door to notice that the position they were in wasn't the best of them. Joey was bent over on all fours whilst Seto crouched over the blonde with his lower front meeting Joey's backside. it basically looked like Seto was doing Joey up the rear.

"Big Brother! Joey! What were you two doing?"questioned the young kaiba.

Seto quickly stood up as he cleared his throat as Joey laughed silently on the floor, in the process a pencil rolled out of the hole Joey's hand was previously stuck in. Seto followed the sound of the rolling pencil as the object rolled over to Mokuba and stopped as it made gentle contact with his small feet.

"Erm it seems Big Brother that I have made a BIG mistake here! I best be leaving you and Joey alone then. Eh Bye!!!" the boy said as he dashed out the room, cheeks red with embarrassment.

Joey stood up and stood next to the taller brunette as laughter escaped his mouth, Seto glared back at the blonde and then sighed.

"Hey Kaiba, it looks like you have to teach your brother not to be a pervert. Ha ha ha ha!"

"It's not funny Mutt!"

"Yes it is, The Kaiba brothers are no more, instead we have the Perverted brothers instead! Ha ha."

"When I get my hands on you you're dead!"

"Big Brother from what I heard through the door it sounded like you had your hands all over him already!"

"MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(End of Chapter)

There you go the end of Chapter Two and this chapter was up earlier due to the fact of the supportive reviews I got encouraged me to update today. I hope you found this chapter as funny as the first and I hope you review as well. Remember:- Please say if you want a certain pairing because I will do it for you.

That is all guys and the next chapter will be up on the 13th December so you won't have to wait that long for the next exciting chapter. If there are spelling mistakes again I am sorry because this is done late at night again. Sorry.

Thanks again and review.

Bye

Yugi