A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events

Yay I'm finally off School and it's time for Chapter 4 and can you believe I already have 44 reviews for this story. Didn't know that the story would be that popular! So thank you everyone and to those who have favourited this. So read on to read the next chapter!

Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Kazuki Takahashi does!!!

Review Thanks to the following: queen-qalux, Jade Cade, Hakiri-Nerfertiri, whoami011, autumnburn, Aura Black Chan, fan patamon, SuGaR-oN-ToP, Shy, Eye-of-Misery, Sami, jonouchi-kaiba-mokie, LunaP TSB, MewMewSoshia, Aoi Dragon and Slasher 242. Thanks for your positive comments!

For Aoi Dragon: I read that story and I loved that one with Yami getting changed. Priceless indeed! Really my story can't be better then that work of art? Be honest! Right if I recall correctly in your review you think that I was insulting Priest Seto, well I was aiming the comment more at Seto Kaiba then his ancient self. I think Kaiba is basically a sore loser but if you like him you can. I know about the preist being Pharaoh Atemu's cousin because I am obsessed with Yugi, Yami and Atemu! I know that Yami and Atemu are the same person but I think that they should be separate people! I don't really know much about the last series with them back in Ancient Egypt because over here in England we are only in the 3rd series (Waking the Dragons) so we haven't seen the series you are talking about. I know what happens but I just haven't watched it. Sorry if you felt insulted about my negative Seto comment but I'm a Yugi, Yami and Atemu fan whilst your a Seto, Priest Seth fan. I still hate Seto all the same though!

That's all. Enjoy

Yugi

Key

Speech: Pegasus Talking

Speech: Yami Talking

SPEECH: Yugi Talking

Speech: Duke/Otogi Talking

Speech: Tristan/Honda Talking

Chapter Four: Tristan and Duke

The bell rang 3:10 as herds of children exited the Domino school grounds. Many students with blonde, ginger, brown and even tri-coloured hair walked out of the schools iron gates as flocks of sea gulls circled the sky waiting for any scrap piece of food to drop onto the floor.

Every student had left the school as the head teacher, Mr Tsuruoka (A.N: I didn't make up the name by the way. This was another character from Yu-Gi-Oh! and is the teacher that appears in the Graphic Novel 5. If you are one of the lucky peeps like me who owns Graphic Novels the teacher is from Duel 41: Let's find "Love"! That is all!) pulled the gates shut as a silver haired man walked past the school. The passing man waved a friendly gesture at the head teacher as his other hand was tucked into his plum suit. The head teacher waved back as he drove off in his smart blue BMW whilst the man continued to walk down the dimly lit road.

He was still wondering around until he stopped at a small game shop at the corner of the street. The shop with it's bold yellow walls, green roofing, and large red words saying 'GAME' seemed rather familiar to the young man as this was the Muto Residence.

He stood outside the entrance and straightened the green string bow that was tied around his neck. The man opened the door with a squeak as he walked towards a young tri-coloured boy that was sitting at the till, absently minding his own business. He cleared his throat and asked the boy at the till "Yugi Muto? Is that you?". The boy that was asked raised his head to look into the mans brown eyes, as his own crimson eyes glared at him. This was no 'Yugi Muto' this was Yami.

Yami snarled as he asked "What do you want?". The asked man sighed and then gave a light chuckle as he looked at the growling 'youth', even though he was older then him. "Well it's good to see you Yami Boy. My haven't you grown? I say you are at least a centimetre taller then when I last saw you." asked the silver haired man. He pulled his hand out of his plum suit pocket and gave a sheet of paper to the past Pharaoh. Yami looked blankly at the paper as he noticed that it was a contract on the game 'Duel Monsters'. "What's this about Pegasus?" asked the confused 5000 year old boy as he frowned at the document. Pegasus sighed once again as he looked at Yami and asked "Is Yugi Boy around at all?". Yami looked at Pegasus and growled again "You are not going anywhere near Yugi", lowering his voice dangerously. Pegasus raised a silver eyebrow and tisked at Yami, "Why my dear Yami Boy do you still have that grudge against me after Duelist Kingdom? That was in the past yet you still hate me after all this time." "Of course I would still dispise you!!! You made Yugi's Grandpa lose his soul, same with Mokuba and Kaiba who I really couldn't give a shit about! I also believe you tried taking my soul and you made Yugi pass out! So yeah of course we would be best buddies after that wouldn't we Mr Maximillion Pegasus?" mocked the pissed off Pharaoh.

"YAMI!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!" asked the real Yugi Muto as he stormed down the stairs grabbing hold of the Pharaohs ear and shouting in it. The younger boy looked at Pegasus and showed sorrow in his amethyst eyes and said " SORRY ABOUT THAT PEGASUS. YOU SEE YAMI STILL HAS A FEW ISSUES TO SORT OUT! DON'T YOU YAMI?" as he glanced at the wincing Yami that he was holding the ear of. "Yugi...ow...Why are you forgiving...ow...that...ow...jerk...ow...Pegasus? Please let go of my...ouch...ear?" pleaded the Pharaoh. "NOT UNTIL YOU SAY SORRY TO HIM!" ordered Yugi as he pulled harder at Yami's ear. "Oh for the love of Ra...ow...I'm sor...sorry Pegasus!" sighed Yami as he soon felt blood returning to the released, offended ear. "THAT WASN'T SO DIFFERCULT NOW WAS IT YAMI? SO WHAT IS IT YOU WANTED PEGASUS?" asked the innocent youth. "Well Yugi Boy as you know I created Duel Monsters and you two are the most popular and famous duelists so I need you two to advertise my new booster packets and decks coming out." sad Pegasus as he looked at the young boy and the stroppy Pharaoh next to him. "YOU MEAN PHOTO SHOOT AND FILMING? OF COUSRE WE..."

"Won't"

"ER HEM! WE WILL DO IT PEGASUS AND JUST IGNORE MR BRUSH ARSE OVER THERE!" smiled Yugi as he heard his yami snarl behind him. (A.N DO NOT COPY THE PHRASE 'BRUSH ARSE' BECAUSE THAT WAS ESPECALLY MADE FOR YAMI BY MY TWO FRIENDS S.CHENSU AND LUFF. DO NOT COPY OR STEAL IT!!! Thanks for the name mates! That's all). Pegasus smiled back and shook the shorter boys hand in agreement. He was about to shake hands with the stubborn Yami but thought best not to after he saw the Eye of Ra slowly appearing on the Pharaoh's head. He cleared his throat and said " Well it was a pleasure doing business with you boys and Yami I hope we can start a new slate? Better go I have to give the same contract to Duke about his 'Dungeon Dice Monsters' game." as he walked out of the shop and towards the Black Crown Game Shop (A.N: I think that's the name of the shop) aka Duke's shop. Yugi turned towards Yami and pouted at him "YAMI YOU ARE SO RUDE SOMETIMES!" he sighed. Yami smiled back at his light and hugged him "But I don't trust him! He's just evil!" snarled Yami as he and Yugi were closing the shop for the night. "I KNOW! BUT JUST BE NICE TO HIM FOR ME!!" pleaded the short light to his darker half. Yami nodded dolefully, which Yugi noticed and said "CHEER UP YAMI!! HOW ABOUT WE 'KILL SOME SPIDERS' HINT HINT?" which placed a smirk on Yami's face as both boys ran up the stairs to begin their nightly 'spider killing'.

Pegasus was soon outside the Black Crown Game Shop as he noticed that the person he was looking for had just gone down the lift that was near the counter. He quickly ran inside the shop and sprinted towards the lift but was too late as Duke and a person with brown hair had gone to the basement. Pegasus moaned in frustration as he walked back towards the till and thought about the lad that was accompanying the black haired boy. This lad was wearing a black jacket and white shirt whilst his hair was gelled into one spike at the front. This only meant it was one person...Tristan Taylor.

"Wonder what Tristan Boy is doing here with Dukey Boy? Hey I could go down those stairs and find Dukey Boy. Right off I go then." Pegasus said as he walked down the flight of stairs leading to the basement. He was coming towards the bottom step when he heard talking coming from the two lads. "Well, well what could the two boys be doing I wonder?" said Pegasus to himself as he started to listen to the conversation. Like they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks and obviously you can't teach a multi-millionaire not to eavesdrop. It's time to e-e-e-eavesdrop! (A.N: Couldn't resist mate. That's what Yami would say instead of d-d-d-duel!. Read on!)

Inside the basement with Tristan and Duke

"So you are going to teach me how to do this or not?"

"Fine then Tristan I will teach you how to do this properly."

"I'm all yours master."

"Good. Right firstly lets start of with the easy part. Select your items."

"You mean these coloured things. What flavour are these?"

"Sorry Tristan. They aren't flavoured but I'm on my way of getting some just for you."

"So they do flavoured ones? Oh sounds interesting. Tell me more on how to do this then."

"Right after you have selected your coloured items you place them in that hole there right in front of you."

"This one. Got ya! Right all in. Now what?"

"Sheesh your too fast for a beginner! Slow down will you!"

"But you said place it in the hole and that's what I did! What's wrong with that then?"

"Well your a novice in this department so let me start ok. I need to adjust to your skill."

"Well hurry up already. I can't wait this long you know! I thought you were good at this?"

"Well after I did this against that other Yugi I kinda have lost the ability to do this as good as I used to."

"You mean Yami. Well I'm going to help you do this again!!"

"Right on. Next you see that slot..."

"Oh this one."

"Yep, pull the items out of it!"

"Erm I have a problem here! My hands stuck!"

"But I made these slots so anyone can put their hands into them."

"Well obviously your slot isn't big enough for my hand! Help me here!"

Light tapping was heard through out the room as sounds of movement and discomfort echoed through the room. The smile that was once plastered across Pegasus's face disappeared as thoughts appeared in his head.

"I see what you mean. Right I'm going to pull and my self away from you hoping that you will ease out ok. Ready?"


"Ready! Pull Duke!"

"Ugn..ah you're right in tight!"

"Ugn. I don't want to be stuck in here forever!"

"How can you say that?! It's me who's suffering here!"

"Well sorry Mister Tight Slot!"

"Ugn...It's not coming...ugn...out!"

"Well do it harder then!"

"That's your job!"

"Well I will do it harder then! Why can't you put something slippery on it?"

"You should of thought of that before you put it in there!"

"Oh Duke! It's happening it's realising!"

"Yes I feel it as well!"

"Ugn...3...2...1...AH AH AH!"

"We did it!"

"I feel so much better now!"

"Er Hem. Sorry to disturb your antics but I believe I have come at the wrong time?" questioned Pegasus who had suddenly appeared out of the staircase. Duke and Tristan looked at Pegasus and dropped the dice that were in Tristan's hand. These weren't any dice...These were dice for the game 'Dungeon Dice Monsters'. Even though Duke was stuck underneath Tristan making it look like he had just done him up the backside the dice made it very clear that Duke was teaching Tristan how to play his favourite game.

Pegasus blushed and picked up a black dice that had rolled over to his white shoe. He picked it up and noticed all the different crests that were on it. A movement crest, magic crest, summon crest and others as well. He looked back at the boys and started to walk back upstairs saying "Well seems that my mind went into the gutter that time! I think I will leave you to your games and that will mean I won't make the same BIG mistake again. Goodbye boys!" and he was gone.

Tristan looked down at Duke and Duke looked up at Tristan. Their breath was slow and even in pace. Lips only a little bit apart. The moment was perfect. Their eyes locked and they lost each other in their own eye colour. Duke was the first to speak "Tristan?" The said boy looked at him and replied "Yes?".

"Get off me!!"

(End of Chapter)

Another chapter finished and Christmas is coming soon! yay! Next chapter will be a special Christmas edition and the couple will be very wrong!! Thanks to jonouchi-kaiba-mokie for the next chapter idea. Any poor Grammer or Spelling is due to me typing before 'Little Britain' so I was in a rush. Soz if it's poor.

Actually would you guys prefer it if I gave you two options every chapter and the one with most votes I do? Say if you want me to do this or not? Say so please in a review.

That's all apart from REVIEW please!! and Keep those ideas coming!

Next Chapter is up on...25th December!! It's a Christmas special!! My Christmas Present to you all will be up on Christmas Day.

Thanks!

Yugi