A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events
Hello I'm back again and can you believe it's Christmas Day!!!!! Merry Christmas everyone!!! I'm really happy at the moment because of the following reasons:-
1) The Yu-Gi-Oh! movie is coming out on DVD and Video on the 27th December and I'm going to get it. I loved that film it came out in August and I saw it twice in the cinema!! I also own the official soundtrack to that movie as well. You have to see it if you are a very obsessed fan like me!!
2) It's my birthday in 2 weeks which means I'm officially 16!! Yes I love January!! I will update on my birthday especially for you but I will update before that as well.
3) It's CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now it's time for the review replies.
mellinde: Hope you have recovered from your near death experience and I hopefully will do a Seto/Yami chapter but I must say I actually hate that couple. I feel it should only be Yugi/Yami and no one else. Thanks for the review and have a nice Christmas!!
queen-galux: Hey I don't mind being called a freak because I practically get bullied everyday because of my last name and for liking Yu-Gi-Oh!. I am always getting bullied for being me but at least you lot like the stuff I do. Thanks for the review and enjoy this chapter. Merry Christmas.
GuardianSuri: I'm glad you found the chapter funny and I hope you enjoy this one just as much. Hope you have a nice Christmas and I'm glad you like the story.
yami: Thanks for the review, even though it was slightly weird. Merry Christmas.
autumnburn: Glad you like my story and here's the next chapter for you. Enjoy and Merry X-Mas.
Flaring Emerald: I watch the dubbed version of Yu-Gi-Oh! so to me Marik is the hikari and Malik is the yami. Me and my English chums discussed this and they agree with me. Sorry if you think it's wrong but either way it's right. Thanks for the review and I'm glad you liked it. Merry Crimbo.
Starlight Queen: Scary? Well if you thought that chapter was scary wait till you read this one. Thanks for the review and enjoy this chapter. Merry Christmas!
Hikiri-Nefertiri: You're becoming one of my regulars with my story and I'm glad you liked it. I like it when I get good reviews for my story and I hope you enjoy this very wrong chapter. Have a nice Christmas!!
Sami: Glad you liked the chapter but this is my story only I'm afraid. Me and Mai may be sisters but this is my own work and Mai's is her story 'Yami's of Torture'. I'm happy you found this funny and hope you like this chapter. Merry Crimbo!
jonouchi-kaiba-mokie: Thanks for the review and enjoy this chapter. This is your idea so this is dedicated to you. Enjoy this chapter and enjoy today because it's Christmas Day. Thanks again.
That's all and enjoy this special Christmas Chapter which is full of festive 'fun'.
Thanks everyone and this chapter is dedicated to jonouchi-kaiba-mokie because they came up with this chapter idea. Merry Christmas everyone!!
Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Kazuki Takahashi does!!
Yugi
Key
Speech: Grandpa Talking
Speech: Pegasus Talking
Speech: Téa Talking
Speech: Yugi Talking
Speech: Yami Talking
Chapter Five: Grandpa and Pegasus
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even...well that's how it's meant to go anyway. The truth was that in the City of Domino people were 'driving home for christmas' and 'rocking around the christmas tree' as youths dressed up as kinky Santa's and headed towards the J'z Club. (A.n: Don't own the J'z club because that is in volume 2 of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Graphic novel. It's in the Chapter called Duel 11: The Wild Gang. Actually does anyone who reads this have any Yu-Gi-Oh! Graphic novels? That's all)
Among this crowd of deviant teens a young girl with chestnut, shoulder length hair walked among the people wearing a short red skirt with white fluff around the edge. Along with the skirt she wore a low cut top with the same trimming as the skirt round the edge of it. A santa hat was placed neatly upon her head as the little jingle bell on the end rattled quietly with her strides. Small blue eyes (A.n: Well smaller then Yugi's eyes anyway) looked around the area as small flakes of snow dropped from the oil painted sky. She sighed as the cold winter weather nipped at her skin causing goose bumps to appear on her flesh. The place she was looking for couldn't be any further could it?
Téa was still wondering until she saw her friend's house with tinsel and christmas lights sparkling a faint light. She smiled as she drew nearer the porch noticing that a certain hyper, short friend was bouncing towards the door.
The door opened to reveal a very ecstatic Yugi. A huge grin was across his face whilst he waved happily at his childhood friend. (A.n: Unlike some people I actually like Téa but her speeches do become annoying after a while. But has anyone noticed she isn't the only one who gives friendship speeches in the show. I believe Yugi does too? But Yugi is better then Téa. The only reason I don't like Téa is because she loves Yugi and Yami and vice versa. It's not meant to be!! Only Yugi should love Yami and only Yami should love Yugi. Yugi/Yami 4 eva. Soz about that read on -) Téa waved back and noticed that Yugi was wearing his blue pj's. (A.N: If you don't know what that means you must sleep in the nude! Or be very dumb?) Yugi noticed that Téa was all dressed up looking like she was going out but why was she here?
"Erm Téa why are you here?" questioned the short Hikari. His friend looked up at the short innocent and smiled at him. "Oh me, Joey and the rest of the gang are going to the J'z Club and we were wondering if you wanted to come with us?" asked Téa in reply. Yugi looked at the floor ans sighed but that grin was still across his face as he gave his friend a hug. "Sorry Téa but Yami has...a 'cold'...and he needs someone to look after him. Also it's Christmas eve so Santa Claus is coming soon!!! Yay Presents!!" Smiled Yugi as he jumped for joy. Téa couldn't help but smile back at her friend, he truly was innocent if he still believed in Father Christmas!!!!! (A.N: Kids you did not hear that!!! Of course Father Christmas is real?!? Or not but if you still think he is then he is? Ok that didn't make sense. Read on!) "Well if Yami's ill it's for the best that I leave you two alone. Have a nice Christmas and i'll see you guys tomorrow. Actually one thing Yugi?" asked Téa. Yugi looked at her in confusion. "Why do you seem flushed and why is your shirt hanging off your shoulders like that?" Yugi eeped as his secret might be found out. "Erm it's nothing Téa you go ahead and enjoy yourself. See you tomorrow." He waved as he shut the door sighing when she left.
"Who was that Aibou?"
"Oh it's no one Yami, but we have to be more careful from now on ok? Right where were we?" Soon the City of Domino was quiet apart from the sounds of a Pharaoh and his light. Christmas was coming soon.
Christmas Day (Yay Merry Christmas!! To everyone!!!)
Everyone had opened their presents as all of Yugi's friends were round his house basking in the friendly christmas spirit. Yami, Malik and Bakura were discussing about the past and also what it felt like to have their first christmas. Joey was getting redder at the second as Tristan and Duke were talking about the accident in Kaiba's office. Seto was just laughing (A.N: For the love of RA!! Seto laughing!! That would take a miracle!!!!) at the fact that Joey actually liked the 5 cans of Dog Food he brought for him and the collar and leash. Mokuba was still puzzled why his big brother had brought Joey those items and also about what his other friends had brought each other. Duke had given a sex dice to Tristan and it was a special Gay Addition. Bakura had got Ryou a plumbers kit and uniform which seemed pretty revealing. Marik had kindly given Malik a whole series of Care Bears DVD's, Seto got Joey a dog collar, leash and Dog Food whilst Joey had got the CEO a whole supply of pencils so he would never lose his again. Finally Yugi had got a special insect swatter for Yami but it seemed a bit big for the average bug. Something Kinky is going on here?!?
Yugi was happily sitting in Yami's lap as all the Christmas dinner was eaten and soon sounds of indigestion was heard across the room. Bakura, Ryou, Marik and Malik had left the room as Joey, Seto, Duke and Tristan followed them. This only left Téa, Yami, Yugi, Pegasus and Grandpa in the room with all the eaten food and a bone turkey. Téa ran a hand through her hair and left the table hearing the T.V in the lounge being put on with a special comedy for Christmas. Yugi was silently drifting away (A.N: That sounds like that song on Shaman King. See if you remember this from it...Taking you over to the other side, You won't be back because it's a one way ride, Float Away, Float Away to Spirit Land!!. Couldn't resist it and also I want to see if anyone is clever enough to work out who does the voice of one of the singing twins. Just think of a certain shortly from Yu-Gi-Oh! and then you'll have the answer! Good luck!) into a blissful sleep but not until he heard the theme tune of a program he liked to watch, 'Little Britain'. (A.N: A very good comedy but it's only shown in Britain I'm afraid) Yami noticed that the little bundle in his lap seemed to of become fidgety as he and his hikari decided to investigate what had caught the little ones attention. This only left Grandpa and Pegasus alone in the dinning room with only a bone turkey for company. They both looked at each other and noticed something they both desired. They both leapt off their seats and ran to each other to cause them to make a little bit of noise that was loud enough for the ears of the Pharaoh to hear. Yami walked back towards the room they were previously in only to hear moans. He stood outside the room as his chains rustled as he stood still. Poor Yami-Kins he was the next victim of the horrible sin known as eavesdropping. Oh what has he done?!?
Inside Dinning room with Grandpa and Pegasus
"Well it looks like it's just you and me Pegsy."
"It seems that is true old man. I have an idea what we can do."
"Thank God someone has an idea!! Has it got something to do with that very hard bone you are looking at by chance?"
"Well yes it has something to do with that large bone. I believe you know how it's meant to go?!"
"Oh you mean that idea!!"
"You may be old Mr Muto but you seem to have enough energy to fulfil my desire."
"Fine Pegasus I except!!"
"Right as it's your bone I will let you start!"
"Thank you young man! I have this in my hand so you do what you know you have to do and I do it vice versa."
"3, 2, 1, GO!!"
"Ah for the love of God!!!!!! This is hard!!!"
Outside Yami was smirking to himself with the comments made but started to get a bit worried with the last comment. Why would Yugi's Grandpa go for Pegasus? The Pharaoh let a snarl escape his mouth at the thought of Pegasus in the same house, he still hated that man after Duellist Kingdom. He continued to listen anyway.
"Ah! Grandpa you are so hard!! This bone could last a life time."
"Well I normally do this with Yugi but he's not as hard as you are!"
"Actually I wouldn't mind seeing how hard Yugi Boy is, but I would have to try the Pharaoh first!"
"Oh well. Did you feel that?"
"Oh it's realising!! Harder we have to see who has the biggest bone out of us two."
"Ah I'm trying. You have a tight grip Pegasus!!"
"It's breaking!! Right even harder now!!"
"Going as hard as I can. Wait it's nearly off!"
Ok now Yami had beads of sweat down his face. What was breaking and what were they doing in there? He was going to walk away but he heard a load 'SNAP' emit from the room and this caused him to stay in the spot.
"Yes. Ah sweet realise!! Who won?"
"You know whoever has the bigger bone wins right?"
"Yep. Come over here and we will have a look!"
"I'm coming. Right...damn yours is bigger!"
"But yours is more firmer!"
"Lets do it again! We have to wait for you to get another bone first!"
"I'll enjoy that just as much as this one!"
"I love Chr-"
"You leave him alone Pegasus!!!"
Both men looked towards to see a very traumatized Pharaoh by the door. His palms were white and it looked like he was on the edge of fainting. Grandpa stood up from Pegasus's lap and dropped the Turkey bone on the floor. (A.N: If you didn't get that whole Turkey thing it is custom in Britain and maybe other countries to have two people have an end of the Turkey hip bone and pull it. Whoever gets the bigger end of the bone gets to have a wish. Hope you get it now) Yami watched as the bone fell to the floor and the position Grandpa and Pegasus were in. He was trying to register all the information but he was getting very dizzy which made him light-headed. Yami took one last look at the dumbfounded men and then his world went black as he fainted. Grandpa quickly ran to the Pharaoh as he hit the floor. Pegasus walked over and just tutted at the boy. "What have you told your boys about eavesdropping?" asked Pegasus. Grandpa just nodded but picked up a wine glass form the table. "Cheers Pegasus!" Grandpa smiled. Pegasus also picked up a glass and agreed to the toast.
"Merry Christmas Everyone!"
(End Of Chapter)
Hope you enjoyed this Christmas special and hope it wasn't too wrong for you. Sorry if Grammar and Spelling is wrong but be nice it's Christmas after all. Right I need your help in what you want the next chapter to be.
Next chapter do you want: Yami/Seto or Marik/Malik.
leave your vote in a review and then the next chapter will be one of them two. Pick carefully!! That's all and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
Special Chrsitmas greetings to S.Chensu and Luff and Lia Xaragi who me and Mai are good chums with and also are friends with them in real life and on this website. Please read their stories which are in our profile and I hope you guys have a nice crimbo. C ya guys soon and thanks for being good friends to us.
Next chapter up on the 31st December!!!
Yugi