A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events

Yugi: Right this authors note is special because my mates S.Chensu and Luff are going to write the authors note so it's over to them and enjoy this chapter. Thanks and over now to my two crazy friends.

Luff: Hello…um, for some very strange and unknown reason, Yugi aka the authoress, has allowed us to write the authors note for this chapter. Wow. My mind is boggling. Whatever that means.

S. Chensu: Moohaha, I finally have the freedom to say whatever I want! So first of all Yugi, let's get this straight. I was after dearest Yami-kins so that he could help me revise the male reproductive system for my biology re-sit! There was nothing else I wanted…heh.

Luff: And I have just realised how crap Chen's spelling is. Tut tut. Sorry, I'm a bit tired at the moment. I need SLEEP. But anyway, that's not the point! We're supposed to be talking about your story, dearest Puginess! I think… So then Chen, who is it going to be this chapter? It was between Yugi/Ryou and Yami/Seto, but who got the most votes...?

S. Chensu: I'm pleased to announce that this chapter will be…YAMI AND SETO! That's right, YAMI AND SETO! The reason I do this in capitals is because dear Pugi hates Yami and Seto as she is under the misconception that only Yami and Yugi are allowed to be with each other. What an odd girl… And guess who swung the votes their way? Yes, it was I, with a last minute review voting for them twice! Aren't I so nice?

Luff: Yay… Um, I'm gonna leave Pugi a little space here to thank her lovely reviewers, before we finish off this author's note.

Yugi: Right thanks to the following people- Jade Cade, autumnburn, mellinde, Aoi Dragon, Hakiri-Nefertiri, S.Chensu and Luff, Shy, GuardianSuri, Sami, The Valkovs, Kay-Dee-S, queen-galux, Nobodynow, Lizzy and Starlight Queen. Also thanks to those who have just started to read this and reviewed the other chapters. Thank you all.

Luff: And now it's good bye from us!

S. Chensu: Thanks for reading this note done very late at night after watching Red Dwarf and we just want to say Luff has a Yu-Gi-Oh! story for you all to read called the Pressures of Life. And I'm going to post up a story too. But I'll stop now because Luff's telling me off for advertising! She's so pooey!

(Luff: Chen you silly bitch! (Only joking) Pugi you can cut that bit out if you want to.)

Luff: So without any further ado let the wonderful new chapter of A Series of Unfortunate 'Sexual' Events begin!! YAY! #I'm so excited…# um, sorry. :)

Yugi: Thanks guys but I must say one thing to everyone...your all evil! You voted Yami/Seto, it's wrong. That's all.

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Chapter Seven: Yami and Seto

Power, isn't that what everyone wants these days. There are different forms including love but the biggest form is the Power of Friendship. (A.N: Sorry if anyone thought I sounded too Téa like but please don't be mean to me about it. Sorry once again) This is not always that simple for everything in life has an opposite side to it. Ying and Yang, Yami and Hikari, Love and Hate, everything has a corresponding power to go with it. If that is the case, what is the opposite of friendship?

Rivalry.

Everyone has rivals in life. Matt had Tai (A.N: From Digimon), Gary envies Ash (A.N: From Pokémon), Kai has always hated Tyson (A.N: From Beyblades) but the beginning of all conflicts start in the past. Our ancestors had created everyone to have rivals for one purpose in life…competition.

Round the City Domino the call of heavenly doves echoed around the streets. Heavy traffic stood at a stand still whilst a young boy ran in between the vehicles. His footsteps pounded against the ground as he franticly looked around the city. Wild tri-coloured hair (A.N: Guess Who?) blew slightly with his pace as blonde bangs flowed across the flushed face of the boy. Heavy breaths cam from rose petal lips whilst beads of sweat trickled down his angelic face. Amethyst eyes were quickly looking around the area as the sound of footsteps chased after him. Why did this always happen to him?

Yugi was still running as the bullies after him were catching up with the short boy. Why did they do this every time after school? Sure he was short but it was his genes and also because he was diabetic, so it really wasn't his fault. (A.N: It's true Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans, Yugi has Diabetes. It's not mentioned on the TV Show but it is in the manga. If you read the manga and didn't find out the had this illness it's in the Graphic Novel 5, Duel 34 Arena #2. It's when Joey asks Yugi if he needs his Insulin, which is the medicine they give to people with Diabetes. There is my fact from me to you! read on!) Luckily every time this happened a certain someone was always there to protect him. So where was he?

They were still getting closer to him as his short legs began to tire? Panic clouded his mind as Yugi thought of the things they could do to him. Would they kick him, punch him, stab him or worse rape him. Wasn't his fault they found him sexually promiscuous. "This just isn't my day!" he said to himself as building after building flew past his eyesight until a certain tower caught his eye...Kaiba Corp Headquarters.

Yugi mentally growled in frustration as he stopped in his tracks, the bullies stopping right behind him. He turned round to face the leader of the group, Ushio (A.N: From Graphic Novel 1, Duel 1 The Puzzle of the Gods) and gave him a very Yami looking glare. Ushio just gave him a questioning look as he had no time to react to the short boys fist that found it's way to his jaw. Teeth and blood spilled out from the bullies mouth as Yugi gave a smile in satisfaction whilst Ushio ran away crying his eyes out. "That will teach him for picking on me!" he laughed as he began to walk away, but one thing did play on his mind "Yami's becoming a bad influence on me. Actually where is Yami?" and so he headed towards the building Seto and Mokuba owned, Kaiba Corp of course. (A.N: Yay go Yugi! I thought that Yugi should get his own back on all the bullies he has had in his life! Go Yugi! Of course I'm nothing like that...much, I kick instead)

After walking through the crowded streets of Domino he finally made it to the main entrance of the company glancing up at the glass doors edged in silver which looked the same as the Blue Eyes White Dragon colour. Yugi just sighed as he walked inside saying "I knew Kaiba liked his Blue Eyes but come on that is ridiculous" to himself. A young women was sitting at the reception noticing the innocent boy wandering the entrance. "Excuse me are you any relation to that kid named Yami by any chance? asked the lady at the desk. Yugi looked up at the said question and replied "Yami? Is he here then?". The women nodded and pointed towards the lift across the room "He should be on the top floor with Mister Kaiba". Yugi followed the hand and stepped into the lift.

He was getting impatient and was getting very annoyed with the music 'baby's got blue eyes' playing in the lift. Yugi was quite angry with the fact that Yami had gone off with Seto but all had changed once the lift did the classic chime that he had arrived on the top floor. "Yami once I get my hands on you your dead...again." he growled as he made it towards the main door. He was about to place his hands around the knob but then heard Yami's sexy, deep voice coming from behind the door. "What's he up to?" Yugi questioned as he stood next to the door getting interested in the sounds from the other side. Dun Dun Dun! Yugi certainly must be naive if he didn't here the tale of the evil thing called eavesdropping.

Inside the room with Yami and Seto (A.N: the worst couple in history)

"Why did you call me here Kaiba"

"The usual Yugi, to put you in your place!"

"Kaiba! I'm not Yug! I'm Yami!"

"What ever your still shorter then me!"

"Do I care? No!"

"So are we going to do this or not?"

"Fine, but don't blame me when I become rough on you!"

"Yami. I'm used to you by now. What do you take me for some beginner?"

"Well...let me think? Yes!"

"Well come on then! You know I don't like waiting."

"I noticed because your showing that to me at the moment."

"Right you ready?"

"Ready Kaiba but I must tell you I don't feel anything from you during this ok."

"Whatever."

"Let's begin!"

Yugi was still listening but was already getting worried due to his very big naive ness problem. Still he listened anyway because of some weird authoress typing that he had to stay in the spot to hear more. Poor Little Yugi.

"Well looks like I'm already on top Kaiba!"

"Trust me Yami. Once we get into full swing I'm going to kick you sorry little butt."


"Oh I'd love to see you try!"

"Trust me I'm showing you all I've got to offer King Of Games!"

"Well that's not much then is it?"

"I'll teach you to respect me you freak of nature!"

"Ah Shit! Ow...ah...I swear your getting harder!"

"I've been practicing!"

"With who?"

"Myself. Told you I'm going to put you down at the end of this."

"Don't take me too lightly Kaiba! I'm still hard as well!"

"Well show me your hardness then you idiot."

"Gladly."

"Oh for the love of Ra! Ra damn it that hurt!"

"Told you I'm hard!"

"Goes with your ego."

"Watch it!"

"Oh I'm watching all right!"

"Like what you see?"

"No not really because your making me be at the bottom again!"

"Just where you belong!"

"Shut up!"

"Feel the pain of this then!"

"Ah..ah...ah I swear your getting better at this?!"

"I'll take that as a compliment! ready for my final move Kaiba."

"Alright! I give! I surrender! Your on top like always!"

"Yami's never on top when I'm around!"

Both boys looked towards the door and noticed a little, sexy, short boy standing in between the doorway. Yugi moved towards the pair and noticed that his face was getting redder every step he took. He looked up at Yami and asked him to put his ear near his lips. Yami agreed and soon he couldn't help but laugh over the fact what his hikari thought they were doing. Kaiba just stood still and snorted in ignorance "I don't see what's funny?" asked Seto. Yami just mouthed out the words 'thought we were having sex' and that made Kaiba's face go red as well. Yugi was still red until he noticed a Dark Magician in the middle of the room and then saw the two duel disks round the boy's arms. He giggled and then said to Kaiba "Looks like you lost again Kaiba!". Kaiba growled once more and then whacked both light and dark round the head. "Right that's it get out!" he shouted as both boy's began to giggle again and they walked out the door.

"Yami how come you can beat Kaiba but not me?"

"Well unlike Kaiba I prefer you on top."

"YAMI!! Your destroying my innocent mind here!"

"Who said I was referring to sexual inter-"

WHACK! Yami couldn't finish the sentence as Yugi's fist met with his jaw, knocking him to the ground.

"Like I said before Yami, your a bad influence on me!"

(End of Chapter)

There you go and hope you enjoyed the chapter and please read 'the Pressures of life' please because it is a good story. Special thanks to S.Chensu and Luff for doing the authors note because I was being lazy and didn't want to do it myself and also thanks to Sami for the idea of this chapter. Thanks everyone and who do you want to vote for this time:-

Bakura/Malik or Téa/Mai

Leave a vote in the review and the voting closes on the 7th January so be quick. Thanks again and next chapter is up on the 8th January. Enjoy and only 12 more days till my b.day so I'm officially 16 (17th January)

C ya next Chapter folks.

Yugi