A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events
Yugi: Hello once again loyal fans and this chapter is being written during a very boring science lesson which I'm in at the moment. Do you know one thing that is good about science though is that a lot of things in this subject are related to Yu-Gi-Oh! for example their are 3 rays called Alpha, Beta and Gamma which of course is the name of Yami and Yugi's helpful magnet warriors. See Yu-Gi-Oh's everywhere! Actually one thing that was funny in my science lesson was that the teacher told us to draw an 'Atom' but she pronounced it 'Atem' so who do you think I drew? Good old, sexy Yami of course...and got told off for it! Not my fault she said 'Atem' and not 'Atom'. Well as you can tell I'm talking about a load of rubbish here so like in the last chapter I am going to ask one of my friends to do this authors note for me, so give a warm welcome to my friend (who's sitting next to me in this lesson) and fellow author...Lia Xaragi!
Lia: Hello peeps! Man, science is sooo boring! (Oh no, she's giving out our mock results...) Well, Yu-Gi-Oh! is defiantly is everywhere in modern life, in fact, anime is all around, yay! Oh no I'm rambling on again, sorry...My mind is on other things today (one thing in particular, but none of you would be interested in it!)
Yugi: Yay 24/30!!!! I'm smart, but this is only the mark for Biology.
Lia: So what? My biology paper? 25/30, so hah!!
Yugi: Yayness! But we still have two other papers to get our marks from so it's not over till the fat Kaiba sings! Opps we went off track again...note for life, science sucks but my story rules! I have over 100 reviews already and I'm pants in English, yet I live in England.
Lia: Yes, we know about your bloody reviews...OK, I'm only jealous 'cos you got more reviews then me! Oh, quick bit of advertising here: READ MY STORIES!!! 'Wish Lists' (Beyblades) and 'Behind Closed Blinds' (Yu-Gi-Oh!) will be updated soon!! READ DAMN YOU!!! (please?)
Yugi: Thanks Lia and also thanks to the following people as well:- mellide, Aoi Dragon, Jade Cade, Ranma Higurashi (Yay I'm glad someone else knows the voice actors names and even though Eric Stuart #Kaiba# and Dan Green #Yugi/Yami# are very talented in their jobs, did you know they don't actually know how to duel! I think it's funny!), Kay-Dee-S, MysticalShadow, Hakiri-Nerfertiri, Sami, Slasher 242, jonouchi-kaiba-mokie, cheeseeater, Shadowimage, Nobodynow and YamiClara for reviewing the last chapter for me and voting. Thanks! So Lia who is the next chapter going to be about?
Lia: Bakura and Malik! #Yugi shudders at the mention of there names. Lets just say Yugi is scared shit of them two!# Ok, here's the next chapter of Yugi's excellent story, A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events. Don't forget to review! Byesis!!! (Oh, and Hi to Johnny! Thought I'd say that whilst I was here...)
Yugi: Thanks again Lia and so here is the next chapter but I have come to one conclusion, I have very weird friends but I couldn't live without them! Thanks Guys! Oh I have a note here for Hakiri-Nerfertiri:- Please would you e-mail me because I have a special request to ask you and it involves the next chapter!. That's all Folks!
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! So any Police out there can't arrest me! Ha Ha!
Yugi
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speech: Téa speaking
speech: Bakura speaking
speech: Malik speaking
speech: Yami speaking
Chapter Eight: Bakura and Malik (A.N: Both of them are the yami's in my story)
Summer, duh duh duh duh duh duh, Oh summer, summer, duh duh duh duh duh duh... (A.N: Just think of that song that goes 'Sugar, duh etc, Oh Honey, honey' hope you got the tune now!) Yep it was summer time (A.N: I skipped spring but also as its winter in the real world I would try and warm you up with it being summer in Domino. Happy?) In Domino as magpies flew across the sky as seagulls circled the crowds of people walking down the sandy shores of the cities beach. The park was near the beach as the gentle chilled breeze drifted through the very hot city but to many people, girls mainly, that was not the only thing hot during this time of year...what was?
Boys!
It was a hard life being a boy (A.N: I wouldn't know I'm a girl!) but it was an even harder being a lad who one was famous and two was found to be very attractive to the opposite sex. Girl after girl was after him screaming with their high pitched cries and a cloud of dirt followed the females as they cased after their prey, in this case Yami.
"YAMI DARLING, WE LOVE YOU!!"
They all screamed as each female started to gain speed towards the wild haired Pharaoh, who seemed to be getting slower with the increasing heat. "For the love of Ra! Why don't they leave me alone for once in my life!" Yami shouted as he was still running towards his home hoping that they wouldn't catch up with him. He ran through the city with the annoying fangirls right on his tail until he came to an alley. He saw the dark mouth of the passageway and entered the cold dark area. His breathing was raspy but he felt like someone was breathing behind him, but he listened closer and heard more then one pair of breaths. Crimson eyes gazed behind and what he saw couldn't help but make him laugh. Behind the high and mighty ex-Pharaoh was a group of boys that would make any girls heart swoon, they were none other then Seto Kaiba the cold hearted teen who was a god to some people (A.N: Not to me his not!) Next to him was that cute canine that went by the name of Joey Wheeler and next to the blonde haired boy was that sexy excuse of a tombrobbers hikari, Ryou. (A.N: All these boys I have mentioned I don't find attractive but I'm being nice to you guys so I hope you like it!). Next to the ex-king thief's hikari was a psycho blonde haired boy that girls and guys called hot but friends called him Marik. They were all sweating and by the looks of it they had experienced the same problem as Yami did…a huge crowd of annoying fangirls!
"So I'm not the only one who has problem with those things?"
All eyes looked at Yami as nods of heads agreed with the statement made. The Pharaoh couldn't help but start to laugh at all the boys before him for it was strange enough people finding him attractive but it was even weirder to see the CEO hide from a bunch of girls. His laughter was getting louder ever second and soon the cries of those wild girls were getting closer! All the boys thought he same thing 'Oh Shit!'. Yami sweat dropped and gulped in apology to the other lads but sadly they did not accept it! Smirks crept upon their faces as they picked up the once mighty Pharaoh and threw him out of the hiding place into the open with the hyper ladies. Screams of pure joy was heard from the ecstatic females as the boys in the alleyway mourned in memory of their fallen friend and species.
"LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF RA!!" was the only thing heard down the street as Yami ran at the speed of sound for his destiny had now changed from saving the world to saving himself!
She was very happy that was for sure, it was the only way to describe her. Locks of chestnut hair flowed down from a feminine face whilst a pair of male leather trousers was clutched in her hands. A smile crept along her face as she rubbed the tight pants along her face crying in glee at her victory in claiming the elusive Leather Pants! "I can't believe they actually smell like him!" she said joyfully as the male scent of the trousers wafted into her nose. One thing was for sure, she wasn't sorry for the poor lad who had to walk home in his underwear, that is if they managed to survive the attack of the killer fangirls!!
Téa was walking with the trousers still in her hands as she arrived in the city's park. The day was slowly drifting away yet the sky still remand in beautiful shades of blue and pale greens for it was summer after all. The friendship loving girl was proud of her prize of the day, which happened to be Yami's sacred leather pants, but still the scenery all around was making everything seem attractive including herself. Téa loved summer for all the fun things that happened during that time of year including love, and this year she hoped to be Yami's girlfriend. She was starting to get a bit tired so she looked for the nearest seat. The closet one happened to be by a gorgeous lush green bush that was gently rustling with the clam breeze that seemed almost none existent. Téa sat down with a sigh still holding the trousers in her pale hands. It had to be the best day of her life! First of all the girls and her started to chase Ryou for fun but then they ran into Marik which soon became a two boy hunt. The boys had managed to slip away but then they saw Joey and Seto walking down the road so the hunt was back on! They also escaped but then they saw Yami and the rest was history. It was the best thing a girl could think of doing in their spare time. She sighed again as she closed her eyes and silently drifted off in a light sleep.
Time passed and Téa was still asleep on the bench as the birds danced across the sky and also weird noises were coming from the bush behind the girl. She woke up due to the sounds and rubbed the sleep out of her luring blue eyes turning to face the cursed piece of shrubbery making very freaky noises. Fear was building up inside of her as she silently crept towards the bush as the noises got louder soon turning into voices, deep male voices in fact. Closer she crept and soon she started to recognise the voices from the bush as Téa held her breath trying not to make a sound in fear these two male would kill her. Who are these two males you ask? They were none other then the last two Yami's on the whole planet, a demented blonde and a freaky tombrobber, Bakura and Malik. Téa was kneeling beside the bush as the deep voices of the men got louder and it seemed like they were moaning as well. 'That's odd' thought the girl as she tried to stand up and move away but an unknown force kept her in place. 'OK? Help I can't move her' she panicked as she tried to push her body off the lush grass, but it didn't work. "Looks like I will have to stay here then. Hey maybe I can listen to what Bakura and Malik are saying due to me being very bored!" she said with a smile as she became the 8th victim of a horrible sin. Téa is a perfect example of an average girl... big chested, loves Yami, wears short skirts and the most common thing in a girl, a gossiper and an eavesdropper!
In the lovely, pretty bush with Bakura and Malik
"Isn't it a lovely day Kura?"
"Hmph."
"Oh cheer up Mr Depressed! The birds are singing, bees are flying and one is sitting on my arm...wait a minute a bee on my arm?"
"Don't Care!"
"Go away you annoying bug! Wait what is that coming out of it's rear? No don't you dare!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT THAT HURTS!!!!!!!"
"HE HE HE HE HE!"
"IT'S NOT FUNNY BAKURA!"
"Yes it is! Do you want me to kiss it all better? He he he he."
"Oh yes please!!!!!!"
"Shut up you Hentai! It's your fault the Yami look alike stung you!"
"How's it my fault?!"
"I'll tell you, your dripping all over the place!!"
"Oh so I am. I'll just lick it all up."
"No let me do it...please."
"Oh Ra!! Bakura just said please! But it's mine so be gentle with it ok!"
"Always!"
Sounds of licking and sucking were heard from the bush as Téa face cringed at the thought of Bakura and Malik, well you know the rest. Still the sounds came but neither of them talked...until now.
"Ah! That was lovely!"
"So how was it?"
"Sweet and sticky! No wonder the bee liked it!"
"Buzz!"
"Pardon?"
"Buzz! That's the bee's name! Buzz!"
"O..k."
"Bakura I think I need you again!"
"Why? Oh your dripping again you stupid blond!"
"Cant help it if it's so hot around here! I just had to get wet!"
"Hold still then."
"Yay! Suck Bakura, suck!! Lick it right there!"
"Yum tasty! Shit my outfit is really sticky now!"
"Fine don't wear it then!"
"NO!!! NOW I'M DRIPPING!"
"Let me help you there pal!"
"Hey that's good Malik! You have a very good..ah."
"What's wrong?"
"It's cold!! Warm me up Malik!"
"Im on it!"
"Yep your defiantly on 'it' all right"
"Well to warm you up I need to get comfortable so deal with it!"
"I just hope you...ah that is...OH FUCK THIS IS GOOD!"
"Yep told you this is good! just hold still and go with the flow!"
"I see why modern day people like this stuff!"
"I agree 'Kura! All you have to do is lick and then you wait for the creamy white substance to trickle into your mouth and just swallow it all up!"
"This is just so good!"
"I'm a master unlike you!"
"Your the stickiest more like!"
"I can't help it but it's gone now! Not Fair!!"
"Well Malik I want a lot more and I expect you to get it for me!"
"OH!!! Yes Sir!!"
"No one is licking anyone up you poor excuse of....AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
SPLASH
The boys looked from the bench they were sitting on behind the bush overlooking the pond in the park, to notice a girl had ran straight through the bush and into the pond. The two yami's sat in their seats with their faces puffing up, suddenly they burst out laughing at the very wet Téa in the pond still. They threw the ice creams that were in there hands into the pond making them land upon Téa's head! Vanilla ice cream trickled through her hair as she scowled at both Bakura and Malik who were rolling around on the floor trying not to kill themselves in the process. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!" (A.N: That just sounded strangely like my friend Luff. Strange?) she screamed as the boys froze in the spot whilst she tried to stand up in the pond, weeds clinging to her outfit.
"Hasn't anyone told you not to eavesdrop Téa?"
I deep voice came from next to Bakura as crimson eyes laid upon the wet figure. Bakura and Malik were still laughing, that was until a very angry girl stormed out of the pond glaring at the yami's. "YOU BOYS ARE SO DEAD!!" she said as smoke came from her ears and her face scowled. The boys gulped together as they started to walk away from the angry girl soon turning into a sprint as Téa ran after them.
"COME BACK HERE!!!!!"
(End of Chapter)
Ra this story is getting really pants now I think but I did put the chapter up one day before so I hope you liked it. From now on I will not have any more votes because poeple have said they were going to report me so I will pick the couples myself to surprise you guys!
But I will ask this:- Do you want the following from this story in chapters...
1) M/M couples, M/F couples and F/F couples or
2) M/M couples and M/F couples.
Please tell me what you prefer so I know what you don't like and then I won't do the stupid thing of typing something you hate.
I hope you enjoyed the chapter and sorry for the long wait. The next chapter will be up on the 17th January and I hope the computer will be fine by then. Thanks everyone and please Hakiri-Nerfertiri e-mail me because I need you do to something for me for the next chapter.
Right that's all from me and thanks again to Lia Xaragi for helping me with the authors note. See you guys on the 17th and until then please review and hope you will be back next chapter.
Yugi