A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events

Yugi: Hello people I am so sorry this is late but due to lack of inspiration, energy, sleep I have put this chapter up say a month later then planned, but have no fear for now after a little break I am back and ready for more sweet, sweet eavesdropping and getting your lovely reviews. So all I got to say is that I'm sorry and I hope this chapter makes up for lost time...So over to Jonouchi-Kaiba-Mokie for the next authors note. Thankies.

Hey, this is Jonouchi-Kaiba-Mokie here and Yugi, the author, asked me to do the author's note for this chapter, so here we go.

Bakura's Angel: Big sister, why are you doing this?

Jonouchi-Kaiba-Mokie: Cause, I was asked.

Yami-Jou: She has a point hikari, you hate this pairing.

Jonouchi-Kaiba-Mokie: Who asked you?

Bakura's Angel: But, big sister, you write yaoi.

Jonouchi-Kaiba-Mokie: So? (Chases Bakura's Angel and Yami-Jou around.) Both of you, quiet! Anyways, here's the chapter and I hope everyone enjoys it as much as I'm sure I will. Any comments?

Bakura's Angel: No big sister. I like being able to sit.

Yami-Jou: evil grin I'll tell you tonight.

Jonouchi-Kaiba-Mokie: rolls eyes Thank you, Yami!

Key

speech: Serenity (Shizuka) Speaking

Speech: Joey (Jounouchi) Speaking

Speech: Mai Speaking

Speech: Others Speaking

Chapter Eleven: Joey and Mai

Daylight was disappearing as the orb of Ra slowly crept lower, casting a dark cloak of shadow upon the town of Domino. Students walked along the slightly littered roads, for today was Friday and no one had a care in the world. Girls waited on the corners, cigarettes placed in between there fake, cheap nailed fingers, as boys would whistle at them expecting something in return but never got anything. Some boys tried there luck on a girl most commonly known to some as 'The Friendship Freak', but all Téa did was roll her eyes and stuck her finger up at them. Maybe she's not so friendly after all?

The boys were still hanging around the town as they noticed another girl walk up the road, her brown eyes searching desperately for something or someone. The lads smiled and surrounded her whilst she still looked around. Suddenly she bumped into one of them and looked up at him "Oh I'm sorry." she tried to walk past but was blocked. "Excuse me please." Serenity tried to pass again but was still blocked by a large boy with a short ponytail, she sighed as she remembered him and glared at him. "Hirutani (A.n: Don't own him. He is a character taken from Volume Two of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Manga. He is in Duel 11: The Wild Gang (Part One) and Duel 12: The Wild Gang (Part Two) That's all) please let me pass.." Serenity growled as a warning. Hirutani laughed at her along with his gang. "Well if it isn't Miss Wheeler. I see the attitude runs in the family." he laughed as he grabbed hold of her shoulders, causing her to wince. "Hirutani! Let. Me. Go!" Serenity shouted at him. He only laughed more at her causing Serenity to growl low in her throat. "That's it!" she shouted as she got her foot out and kicked Hirutani in between the legs, causing him to topple over. She smiled proudly "And just like my puppy dog brother, This dog bites." she said as she walked off down the road leaving Hirutani and his gang to think about never getting a Wheeler angry again.

Her hair blew madly with the wind as she stormed up the street, it matched her mood at the moment for her brother had badly upset her today. Joey was meant to wait for her after school to walk her back home because of Hirutani and his gang trying to get her as their own, but today he had forgotten and Serenity was mad about it. "Joey Wheeler, once I get my hands on you...your going to be thrown into a dog pound." she smirked for now was not the best time in the month to be making a girl mad, but it's too late for him now as she walked nearer to the house he knew Joey would be at...Mai Valentine's.

Serenity smiled as she stood out side the house looking at the bike that was parked neatly on the drive. She walked towards the front door and knocked on it gently, but the door opened all by itself. Serenity blinked in confusion but walked into the house anyway. "Joey? Mai? you in here?" She called as she looked around not seeing the pair anywhere. "Where could they of gone to?" She walked around the kitchen until she heard a familiar voice.

"Thats great Mai."

Serenity looked through the window and saw the pair outside in the garden. She blinked but then a smirk crossed her face, Serenity wanted revenge and she was going to get it. She crept outside and hid in the shed on the patio. She heard their footsteps go past as she shut the door but then she heard weird noises and sounds coming from outside. Serenity thought about going outside but decided on staying inside to see what was going on. Poor girl, Joey should of been a good influence on her but obviously not...Serenity you have been chosen as the next eavesdropper...#plays a recording of evil laughter#...hehehe.

Outside with Joey and Mai

"So Joey what do you think so far?"

"I think it's pretty good, but you said you were going to save the best for last?"

"I did say that didn't I Joseph Wheeler. Well let me show you this first then I will show you the best last."

"Okay."

"Here we go.."

"Whoa Mai. What great pears you have!"

"Yep! There home-grown and they are ripe for the plucking."

"Could I..Could I try one?"

"Sure. Go ahead."

"YAY! Oh Mai..this is so tasty.."

"I know...but i've heard there a bit too big..maybe I should shrink them down?"

"NO! Don't Mai..You have a great pear there...dont change them please.."

"If your happy with them Joey, then I am too. After all they are mine.."

Serenity blinked in confusion but kept silent as footsteps passed the shed door. She wanted to get out but heard they were nearby so she continued to listen.

"Joey..Here you go I saved the best last."

"Where lets look?"

"Here you go."

"WHAO MAI! LOOK AT THOSE MELONS YOU HAVE!"

"Yep. Im so proud of them. There my babies."

"Just look at them. The smooth curve and the lush, ripe skin of them."

"Would you like a taste?"

"Really? YES PLEASE!"

"Go right ahead Joey. There all yours."

"Yum..Come to pupa!"

"Just be gentle with them okay."

"I will..."

"Joey what are you doing?"

"What does it look like? Im eating.."

"But please dont nibble so hard...They are precious to me.."

"So how should I treat your precious melons then Mai?"

"Like this.."

"Oh so you want me to suck them instead?"

"Yes Joey...I want you to have every single drop of my melon's sweet juice.."

"Okay..here goes nothing.."

"Brother Stop It!"

Both Joey and Mai looked towards the shed and noticed the younger Wheeler sister looking traumatised and quite white too.

"Hey sis. You okay?" Joey asked carefully for at the moment Serenity looked spooked. Soon enough Serenity snapped out of her daze and looked at Mai, noticing a fruit was in her hands. She pointed to it unsure of what it was and asked "Er Mai...What is that?". Mai blinked at her then looked at her hands and began to laugh. "Serenity this is a melon, My melon.." she laughed as Joey too began to laugh at his dumbfounded sister. "A..a..a..Melon...that's your melon." she asked. Mai nodded and she leaned closer to the younger Wheeler whispering into her ear as Joey looked at them both confused. Mai leaned closer to her ear and whispered...

"Would you like a suck of my melons?"

(End of Chapter)

There you go and I'm so sorry if it wasn't funny and that it was so late..im so very, very sorry. Well I hope that makes up for it and please review...and here are the review thanks which will be said by Yami...

Yami: er hem..Yugi would like to thank the following people for reviewing..mellinde, Dark Artemis, Sami, Aoi Dragon, PeaceSeeker, jonouchi-kaiba-mokie, Hakiri-Nerfertiri, Shorea Tashinnaku, Kiko cat, heidi of the woodland rea, otaku22 and Yami-Bs-Girl and also thanks to those who sent reviews about the authors note about the death of a friend of the family, Yugi appreciated them greatly. Thanks.

Now can you let me go?

#Looks at Yami who is tied up to a chair# Er No...I have plenty of ideas for what I could do with you...hehehe..So yep thanks everyone and please I promise my chapters will not be late again...I PROMISE! Thanks...especially to jonouchi-kaiba-mokie for the authors note. Thankies and please review...bye

Yugi

Next Chapter: 18th March

Pairing: Boy/Boy