A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events
Hey everyone!
I'm sorry this chapter is extremely late again but you see someone...
Yami: You mean YOU!
Fine, okay...You see I was very naughty and decided to go on the computer at 1:00 in the morning, thinking my parents would not catch me for I've done this loads of times, but sadly my mum walked in on me and so the computer was disconnected and well lets say we were not happy about it. Trust me, they actually nearly got rid of the computer all together so it's lucky that they have given me a second chance...so yeah it's true...im a bad, naughty girl..
Seto: Do you ever shut up?
Er...no, not really...only my friends know how to shut me up and even so I'll still be yapping on...hey aren't I doing that right now? sorry...so here are the review replies...
kiko cat: I know your review was over the authors note but hey, I have no more writers block...I now have my head full of The Cold War due to stupid revision for what our school calls, 'Very Important Tests' but to you and me there called GCSE's. Thanks for the review!
Hakiri-Nefertiri: I love getting your reviews it makes me think that you have a supply of laughing gas with you every single time you read a chapter of my story. It makes me laugh reading the reviews. Don't worry about people thinking your crazy, I get that all the time..maybe because if anyone says the word Yugi or Yami I go all fangirl mode. So yeah thanks for the review!
Shy: Well as you can tell the evil writes block has left me..and has decided to get Mai instead...hehehe, but she gets through it by looking up images of Tala (The annoying red red..or ginger..from Beyblades, I hate that show!) with his well built chest (well in my opinion it pales in comparison to Yami's chest. Whoa what a body he has...too bad they cover him up with a potato sack when he goes against Dartz! EVIL!). So yeah thankies and here I'll hug you back:hugs shy: Thanks!
PeaceSeeker: Hey I haven't spoken to you in ages, im sorry about that..I really am! I got caught in the craze of going onto chat rooms, but now im off that and it's back to good old Yu-Gi-Oh! and me! Thanks and read on!
whitedestinypuresnow: Oh I like the name..apart from one word..'Destiny'. For everyone who knows me well, I hate that word..after hearing Yami say destiny about 8 times or more per episode you couldn't help but think..SHUT THE HELL UP! But still I love Yami all the same and I'm glad Dan Green decided to stop saying that line. Thanks for the review and keep reading and please tell me your ideas!
Sami Ryou's Hikari: Hey is that the same Sami who reviews like every chapter? Thankies for sticking with me and just like Hakiri-Nefertiri I like getting your reviews too! I agree the last line was disturbing but really...so am I. So here's the next chapter and review again please!
bearsapphire: Thanks for the idea and i'm thinking about it at the moment but right now I promised my best bud I would use her idea after I said I would about 3 months ago..hehe opps. So yeah thanks for the review and idea!
Hawk-EVB: Well like you said, I should do something with Mai in it...and I did! So thanks for the review and keep reading!
oreosarecool: You got images in your head? I think many people do who read this and yeah I will keep writing this! I have too many reviews to stop now. You have the Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie..so do I, i've seen that film..er..55..wait update here..i've now seen it...65 times now! I HAVE NO LIFE! I agree with you it's cool...you gotta' love the bit when Yugi's running away from the mummies, that cracks me up everytime...how does Dan Green do it? Oh well thanks again!
mariko: Nasty? I didn't mean to make it nasty...i'm sorry, but hey you said you enjoyed it otherwise..and i'm glad you did! Thanks and read this!
Dark Artemis, Murder, atemu's lover and otaku22: Thanks for the review concerning the passing away of my friend. Thanks and enjoy this chapter!
xXXkIkOkEnxXx: Yeah poor Serenity, but hey everyone has suffered something like this once in their lives so really poor everyone. Thanks for the review and keep reading!
jonouchi-kaiba-mokie: Hey thanks for the review! Was there flirting going on? Who knows...hehehehehe..oh well glad you liked the chapter, and I can't remember do you like the Yami/Seto pairing or not..I personally hate it, but news flash! I'm starting to get used to it now..but still Yugi/Yami is the best! WE NEED MORE YUGI/YAMI STORIES! er..hehehe..thanks!
S.Chensu and Luff: I just knew I was going to get a long review from you once I read your pename. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE GRAMMER AND THE SPELLING! I'll make up for it..somehow..how about this chapter goes to you two? Will that do..but personally i am regretting doing this pairing because of dear Chen...read on to find out why. Luff please dont go on about GCSE's..there evil..I have like Stalin and Hitler in my head after revising history and my art exam work is well...it's on it's way. So yeah thanks for reviewing and yeah scones are tasty, and filling but Yami knows Bakura is more filling then scones..hehe..on with the snory...opps I mean story and review again please.
Shorea Tashinnaku: Oh I just love getting told I did an excellent job, minus the bad spelling and grammar, but hey thanks for the review and yes I will keep up the good work. Thanks again!
Xx sTaR-bLuE-AnGeL xX: You laughed your ass off did you? Im glad! I live to make people happy and creative is my middle name..well actually it's not but you say my story is original? WOW THANKS! I love it when people say that..it just goes to show you my sick mind pleases others...wait even that sounded wrong. Opps! Oh well thanks and review!
A reader...dum dum dum dum: Oh Ra! Sorry no offence once I read the pename I couldn't help but laugh..sorry I thought it was funny. Im glad you like my stories and yes don't worry Yami's Weekly will make an appearance again in a later chapter! So yeah thanks again!
Sesshomaru's Bitch1026: You have that many Yu-Gi-Oh! mangas...22 of them...sadly pal you are wrong..there are in fact a total of 37 volumes of Yu-Gi-Oh! manga and not 22 and trust me when it comes to Yu-Gi-Oh! I know a lot...well according to Mai anyway, but I'm glad a fellow Yu-Gi-Oh! fiend likes my story...but you must be from like USA or somewhere like that to have that many mangas for in the UK we only have about up to volume 9 out. I can tell you like InuYasha by the pename for isn't that like Inu's brother? Well sadly they dont air InuYasha in the UK so I don't know that much about it...sorry..but thanks for the review.
Well there you have it..thanks and enjoy this chapter of my er...head guttering story a series of unfortunate 'sexual' events and please review at the bottom. Thanks and enjoy!
Chapter dedicated to S.Chensu and Luff for always reminding me to check for spelling mistakes more often! (but as you can tell...I don't) Thanks my friends!
Key
speech: Malik speaking (Yami Malik/Marik)
speech: Yami speaking (Yami Yugi)
speech: Bakura speaking (Yami Bakura)
Chapter Twelve: Yami and Bakura (Oh Ra! What have I done!)
Another day was beginning in the town of Domino as Ra once again rose high in the watercolour sky (wow! That rymed!) as flocks of doves glided along the gentle breeze. The tall building of Kaiba Corp was glistening as the sun's golden rays reflected off the building's windows, and shimmering silver walls.
Short and tall figures walked down the streets as a person with weird spiked up blonde hair skipped down the road, clasping a video tape in his hand. (A.N: Does anyone remember what video tape Marik took away from his Yami and said it was bad for him? Go back to Chapter 3 and you will find the answer...) The boys smirk widened as he held the tape proud to his built chest, his purple cape flapping behind him with his strides. The Millennium Rod glowed in the sunlight as his violet eyes watched the tits fly in the sky. (A.N: When I say tits I mean..Blue tits or Great tits..not well...you know..)
Bronze tanned arms which showed strong muscles glowed slightly in the daylight as the boy mumbled to himself. "I'm so glad Marik didn't find out about this tape, otherwise well...it would be...horrible." Malik said as he walked down more streets heading towards his friends house, the Care Bears tape still held within a firm grasp.
"I still don't know who is my favourite...maybe Grumpy Bear? No wait that bear is like a combo of Kaiba and Yami...which means trouble. No my favourite is Share Bear, wait a second that's like the midget...what's his name? Yugi yeah...that pink bear is like him." Malik mumbled to himself as people stared at him thinking "What's with the weirdo?".
Malik still wondered down many roads, still thinking of his favourite care bear. "Oh who gives a shit! Most of them are like a combo of Téa, Ryou and Yugi anyway and not many people care about them...apart from those stupid Yami's and well there like Care Bears as well. Oh Ra the world is turning into Care-a-lot! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed as he slammed the tape down on the ground causing many people to stare at him weirdly. Malik smirked at the destroyed tape and then looked at everyone around him licking his lips in a hungry manner "What are you all looking at? I JUST SAVED YOUR LIVES!". Everyone continued to stare at him thinking he was weird whilst Malik frowned "This is the thanks I get for saving your life?" he moaned as he pulled out his Millennium Rod. "FINE THEN!" Malik laughed manically as every person in the area was surrounded in a purple mist and then there bodies disappeared into the Shadow Realm. Malik stuck his tongue out and put his rod back as he continued to walk along whistling as if nothing happened.
House after house was all Malik saw and he was getting tired of it. He stopped on the spot and then thought to himself 'How come I didn't take the motorcycle?' as this question played on his mind. "Oh well, doesn't matter anyway." he said as a grin appeared on his face 'Marik's 'motorcycle' is more enjoyable to ride on then my motorcycle' he thought as he soon reached the house he was looking for. He looked at the red English roses on the front lawn and looked at them in disgust. With one swing of his Millennium Rod he sent them to the Shadow Realm, grinning madly as he did so. "There much better!" he laughed. Malik walked towards the front door and shrugged his shoulders as put the blade from the millennium rod into the key hole, opening it with little effort.
Malik walked around the lower level of Ryou and Bakura's house and saw no sign of the ancient Tombrobber or his hikari. "Looks like no ones home." he grinned as he flopped onto the sofa. He sat still humming until he heard a thump upstairs followed by a few more thuds. "What's going on up there?" Malik wondered as he began to walk towards the stairs. He took a few steps and then one of the voices caught his attention.
"What have you done?"
Malik paused on the steps and smirked. "Well looks like the Pharaoh's here with the Tombrobber I guess. Sounds interesting." he laughed as he reached the top step and sat down on it, placing the Millennium Rod back into his trouser pocket. He sat quietly as he began to listen to the conversation.
Ra if I got a pound for every time a person eavesdropped I would be rich, well twelve pounds rich and so sorry Malik but you have added another pound to my collection, you stupid yami. hehehehehe.
Inside Bakura's bedroom with Yami and Bakura (In other words..the fit and the disturbed)
"What have you done you stupid white haired freak!"
"Nothing my dear Yami-kins, for it was you who did it to me as well."
"What? Your saying this thing is my fault!"
"Hey! Watch were your pointing that thing! You could poke my eye out with that!"
"Well get off the floor then."
"Fine, but you've got to admit...he certainly is a big one."
"I don't care about what size it is! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!"
"No need to shout about it. You should be proud to have such a big boy."
"Don't you care about your own one?"
"Well yeah. Look at it! It's massive!"
"Yes. I can see that."
"So what shall we do with them?"
"I'm doing nothing. You did this and so your going to be the one to sort them out!"
"So I get to sort out yours as well then?"
"YES!"
"For Ra's sake Pharaoh...STOP SHOUTING!"
"I'M NOT SHOUTING!"
"Your just jealous..."
"Jealous? What am I jealous of?"
"That my boy is harder then yours..."
"What! I don't care if yours is harder and stronger then mine! At est I have a soft one."
"Is that a good thing?"
"Tombrobber!"
Malik was still sitting on the stairs as he blinked in a puzzled manner. He stood up and walked across to the door and leant against the wall trying to listen to more of the conversation. He thought about going in but after hearing a few thuds, thumps and also some moaning he thought it was best not to. Instead he continued to listen.
"Oh Ra! Yami that hurt!"
"Well don't insult what's mine and then I won't punish you like that!"
"Your just envious oh mighty Pharaoh for unlike you...I have a rampant rabbit!"
"A what?"
"You sound surprised. Aww is Yami-kins upset that the all powerful Bakura sees and gets more action then him. Aww"
"I'm not upset..."
"Really?"
"Yes really. This is just my normal face."
"That's normal?"
"Do you have a death wish?"
"No, but still I think your down because my boy is bigger, harder and more energetic then yours!"
"I DON'T CARE! JUST SORT OUT MY PROBLEM AND THEN I'LL GO!"
"Ask nicely..."
"For Ra's sake. Bakura will you please sort it out for me...p..pp.pl.."
"Say It!"
"Oh please Bakura, help me!"
"That's better."
"Well? Hurry up then!"
"Hmm. Hey he has soft skin."
"That's because I wash him everyday."
"And you've done a wonderful job. It's in perfect condition apart from it's moving.."
"Because your looking at it."
"That makes me feel special. Well here we go Yami."
"Ready and waiting. Just be gentle okay."
"You know me Pharaoh, after all I've helped you do this before."
"How can I forget. Come on then! Get on with it."
"Right. 3..2...1"
"Can I help too?"
Both yami's turned to the door and spotted Malik licking his lips hungrily. He moved forward as he saw Bakura get up and sit back onto his bed clutching hold of something as Yami held tightly onto something in his lap. "What's wrong?" Malik asked as he noticed Yami's hand moving up and down on his lap whilst his crimson eyes glared at the psycho yami. "This is all Bakura's fault!" growled Yami as he picked up a black bundle and walked over to Malik. Malik looked at the object in the Pharaoh's arms and noticed it was shaking madly, on closer inspection he noticed two long ears with black fur all over them and the one thing that stood out was this thing had amethyst eyes. "Look what he did to him! And now your scaring him too!" Yami snarled as he walked past Malik trying his best to calm down the animal in his arms. Malik blinked and then looked at Bakura as they heard the front door slam shut. "What's wrong with him?" questioned Malik as he noticed Bakura stroke a white furred creature on his lap. "Don't know, but I guess he wasn't happy with the rabbit I got for him. heheheheheh!" The Tombrobber laughed as it seemed the bunny in Bakura's lap was glaring at him with brown eyes. Malik just laughed and then stopped as Bakura walked up to him and placed something in his hands and then walked downstairs. The blonde haired yami looked at the heap in his hands and then began to stroke the rabbit that was in his arms.
"Hey wait a sec. Bakura why is this rabbit's fur sandy blonde and has lavender eyes?"
(End of Chapter)
Well chapter 12 is done and do any of you know who the 3 rabbits were? It's pretty simple if you think about the fur colour and eye colour as well. Lets see how many of you guys can get the answer.
That's all fans and so I will now leave you guys to review and hope to see you all soon but I have a message for you all...
due to exams starting soon (well my art exam starts in about 2-3 weeks) I won't be updating as much for I have revision and preparation to do. Sorry guys but I will still be typing okay! So don't worry too much.
See you next chapter and if you have any ideas or pairings please tell me. Thanks again and I hope you enjoyed the chapter.
Yugi
Next pairing: Boy/Boy