A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events
Yugi: Hello everybody and here is the er...#counts her fingers# 14th Chapter of my story and don't worry folks this one does not contain incest. #hears clapping and cheers in the background#. Thanks...i think.
Well if you remember last chapter I had left lyrics to an anime theme song and I asked you to guess what it was...and I'm glad to say most of you got the theme song right. The answer was... Prétear also known as Shin Shirayuki Hime Densetsu Prétear. Some people were also clever enough to state the actual song title which was of course White Destiny...oh how I hate that word! Damn you Yami! Oh well the lucky person to have the chapter dedicated to them and the pairing of their choice was of course...Shorea Tashinnaku, so I hope you like what they have chosen. Well Done!
Yami! Can you say the next part...PLEASE! It's your Destiny!
Yami: growls Here is the authors thank you's.
Hakiri-Nefertiri: I agree with you for it wasn't my cup of tea either but at least I got that pairing over and done with. Don't worry about Seto and Mokuba being together ever again, but there might be other pairings not to everyone's liking. I'm actually wondering what you thought they were up to? Hmm...please tell me..I could use it as an idea. Thanks for the review and well done for getting the theme tune right.
jonouchi-mokie-kaiba: So your another Beyblade fan like my sister...personally I think the show is okay, sort of but if you know me you should know what my favourite anime is. I don't like Beyblades though..but the bitbeasts are cool. Sorry, but thanks for the review and yes..Seto/Yami equals..WRONG!
Hawk-EVB: I have a feeling you've had coffee and sugar? I hope the wall didn't hurt that much and yes the song was Prétear with the very fit knight of wind, Hayate. Thankies for the review.
Lia Xaragi: Yes it's Prétear, Prétear, PRÉTEAR! Yes our tech teacher is a bitch but at least we won't have her anymore...YES! No sorry Marik and Ryou were not at it, sorry. Well here's the next chapter and thanks again.
max: I didn't think this story was that funny but I have been proven wrong once again. I like your idea of Mai/Pegasus so thank you. Oh yeah my sister says she hopes your pename did not come form the americian blonde in Beyblades (Ra I hate that show).
A reader...dum dum dum dum: I love the pename, sorry it makes me laugh all the time. Yep he was on a leash, my dogs leash to be precise. Yay! Bunny Hikaris! (Maybe I could do a seperate story about that idea). A girl/gril pairing will be coming soon so don't worry about that. Your right about the theme tune and thanks for the review.
shy: Don't worry about it. The Pugi don't mind. Please come out from hiding other wise you can't read this chapter. I'll try and keep up the good work and thanks for the review.
S.Chensu and Luff: Yay my constructive criticism pal is back, Im glad! (really I am). It's nice to know my best pal is making sure I keep up to scratch. I don't blame you for it...don't worry, I'm glad you do it for me. Here have a gift..#hands Luff a plushie Yugi bunny# There all better.
CHEN! I am not little, just vertically challenged. I liked that bit as well for it proves Joey is a dumb blonde. We all know Yugi is really a rampant rabbit..hehehehehehe! Thanks again guys!
Sami Ryou's Hikari: You were sort of right about the bunnies apart from that the bunnies were Ryou, Marik and Yugi, not Mokube or Malik im afraid. I'm imaginative..hmm...never been called that before, so thanks. You like Seto/Mokuba? That's okay if you like it..I don't..I don't like Seto, but I have to keep the fans happy even if it means writing Yami/Seto (IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE!). I ROCK...YAY! Yep it was Prétear, well done! The Apocalypse...NO! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!...AFTER REVIEWING THIS CHAPTER! Thanks.
Aoi Dragon: I've heard of that Inuyasha pairing before but when I first saw the image of InuYasha immediatly I thought..Bakura. It looks like him! I had to do Seto/Mokuba pairing I'm afraid. Thanks for the review and don't worry, no more Seto/Mokuba.
LadyPhoenix99: #pouts# No-one goes with Yami apart from Yugi..hmm...coincedence I'm called Yugi as well..one of lifes weird mysteries. I know that pairing was wrong but at least you won't have to read it ever again. Im gald you got the song right and you found the chapter funny. Thanks again.
Dark Artemis: Yes Prétear was the anime and thanks for saying I'm doing a good job. Thank you.
Lover To Malik: I'm cool? WOW! I'm normally called freak or shorty, I've never been called cool so thanks. I'm glad you like the story and I hope you keep on reading.
Shorea Tashinnaku: WELL DONE! Your the lucky person who got the theme tune right first so this chapter is for you..hehehe...'Sister, for Yoooooouuuuuuu' (go baby marik!). Sorry I love that qoute but how did J.T.Ross hold the you so long? 'hmm..I wonder maybe you should play it and find out' epp now I'm qouting Bakura! NO! Yes they are back to normal and I'm happy you liked the chapter. Thanks again.
Mai Valkov: Listen here sister..you may of got the theme tune before Shorea did but your my sister and you knew what song I was going to do anyway so your answer does not count..for RA's sake you were next to me when I was typing it up! So I'm sorry. Your Strange! Your my sister!..so what if it was Henry's leash..I'm not strange..much. Thanks for saying my story is good. Thanks Evil Harpie Women. (Ra I actually nearly put 'Herpies' instead of 'Harpie')
Atemu's lover: Yep it was not right at all but trust me this chapter is better (I think) and no Incest! I promise! Thanks.
Well now that the authors replies are finsihed I friend of mine has put up a story on and at the moment I'm Badly BETA Reading it for her..but I promise I will start to do a better job for her. I'm just a bit busy thats all for I leave school this week and I have GSCE's to do, but she has asked if I can advertise the story for her and so I shall...here it is...
Author: PeaceSeeker
Genre: Action/Adventure/Angst
Faction Rated: T
Title: Through the Pharaoh's Eye's
Summary: The senior class of Domino High are set to go on their class trip, their destination: Egypt. But upon their arrival; strange things begin to happen, and Yugi and his friends find themselves fighting to stay alive as things turn from bad too worse.
Please Read It!
Well now it's time for the chapter and once again well done to Shorea Tashinnaku for getting the theme song and for picking this chapters pairing..enjoy.
Key
Speech: Duke talking (Ryuji Otogi)
Speech: Tristan talking (Hiroto Honda)
Speech: Serenity talking (Shizuka)
Chapter Fourteen: Tristan and Serenity
The warm Monday sun sat proudly in the sky as Domino High school was buzzing with enthusiastic students happy and willing to learn, well that's how the teachers wanted it to be. The actual truth was that the weather was damp and dismal and the same could be said about the class. Majority of the students had fallen asleep whilst the light sound of typing was heard has the CEO attended to his laptop. Joey and Tristan were running round the class Panty Tanking any girl they could find. Ryou and Marik, who were back to their human selves, were munching over a bag of carrots after suddenly getting a strange obsession for the orange vegetable. Yugi's desk was empty for the young duelist was in hospital after having to be cut out of a rabbit hutch, which the doctors were still pondering how a human could actaully fit their whole body in a hutch big enough for only a baby rabbit to fit in. Yami was in a world of his own and soon found throwing screwed up paper at the CEO more enjoyable then poking Bakura in the back with a compass. Bakura and Malik were just being their normal selves, which basically meant trying to set things in fire and this time the victim happened to be the classes pet frog called Mr Ribbit. (A.N: oh How original that is!). Duke on the other hand was bored out of his mind, instead he found himself throwing his dice up and down trying to keep himself occupied for the last 5 minutes of school. (A.n: Oh how I hate that, the last 5 minutes fo school..it goes so slowly almost like it's an hour long instead...EVIL!). Each second passed as the Dice Boy countinued to throw and catch his prized dice, each throw meaning another second passed. Soon he would be out of school and back at his uncle's shop doing what he does best, Dungeon Dice Monsters.
RING!
A huge cheer was heard as the end of school bell rang and flocks of students exited the school to begin the long or short journey home, but yet a small clanking sound was still heard from within the classroom. Who would still be in school at this time?
"Yes almost done it!" Duke smiled as he was still sat at his desk, still throwing the dice into the air. He threw them into the air and was about to catch them but then, one of them hit him on the head. "Damn! There goes my record." he sighed as he looked round the classroom. "Er..hello?" Duke blinked as he scanned the room, which had nobody in it apart from himself. "DAMN!" he shouted as he grabbed his bag and quickly ran out of the door contuining to still throw his prized dice and catch them as he ran. "Come on Duke you can do this! Let's Go for it!" Duke smiled as he left the school, walking down the trying to beat his record of dice catching whilst the sun began to set very slowly.
"991...992" Duke said happily as he walked anywere trying to beat his record and at the moment he wasn't far of it. "993..994...995...99-..HEY WHAT?" The Dice Boy suddenly paled as a small white dog lept at him and grabbed one of his prized dice, waggling his little tail. "Hey nice doggy, give Uncle Duke his dice back...please!" he asked nicely as the dog barked back at him, the dice still held captive in his mouth. Duke sighed as he stepped nearer the dog, but the mutt decided to run away with Duke's prized dice. "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COME BACK HERE!" he screamed as he chased after the Westie in hopes of getting his dice back.
"Give..m...me...my..d..d..dice back.." Duke wined as he still ran after the dog, panting as his feet went anywere were the dog went for even Duke didn't know were he was at all. the Dice Boy stopped in his tracks as the little white dog sat down on the ground, dropping the dice on the floor as it wagged it's tail and looking at a door. Duke blinked in confusion as he picked up the now wet dice and stared at the door. All was silent until Duke squealed with joy at the house they were infront of. "OH YEAH! SWEET SERENITY'S HOUSE!" he smiled as the dog wagged it's tail, too dumb to realise the human was happy about. Duke leapt into the air and then landed again, kneeling down at the dogs level "Thanks my freind, you have taken me to the best place possible" he smiled as he ruffled the fur on the dog's face. Duke stood infront of the door until, he felt something warm on his leg. "WAh!" he blinked as noticed the dog peeing up his leg. "HOW DARE YOU, YOU LITTLE THING!" he screamed as he kicked the dog sending it flying without intending to do so. "Opps" he smirked as he pushed open the door and walked into the Wheeler household for duke always carried a spare key, which Serenity had given him. "Oh yeah Dice Boy..YOU RULE!" he smiled as he threw himself onto the sofa in the house. "Now I just have to wait for my pride and joy to show up." and so he waited.
"Man I'm so bored.." Duke sighed as he got up and headed for the door. "Looks like my true love isn't here at all...guess I'll leave..." he put his foot out in the hallway but then heard a noise come from the bathroom. The Dice boy raised his eyebrow wondering what was going on but then stopped outside the door and sat on the floor. "Man I'm tired maybe I should just sit here and see if anything happens..hmm sounds like Tristan...HEY WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?" he stood up angry but then got his dice earing caught in crack by the door. "Oh why do these things always happen to me?" he moaned as he stood by the door listening to what was being said whilst trying to get his earing back. "Wonder what the're saying in there? hmm.." and slowly the dice boy began to listen to the conversation, not knowing that his earing was now free...oh how stupid this dice boy is...no wonder Yami beat him at his own game. Poor Duke!
Inside the Bathroom with Tristan and Serenity
"Hey Tristan what can I do for you then today?"
"Oh Serenity..you don't know how long I have been waiting for you!"
"Well what do you want then? The usual?"
"Oh please Serenity I need you!"
"Fine...enough with the dramatics already!"
"So will you do it for me then?"
"Sure...you just the usual neat and tidy way then?"
"Yep.."
"Right you take a seat and then I will sort you out.!"
"YAY!"
Duke blinked but just shrugged it of and thought nothing of it. He stood up but once again got his earing out. "hmm maybe I should take this thing off, but first Ive got to get out of this mess." he sighed as he still tried to get lose finding he was becoming more intrested in the conversation every second.
"Right so you just want it done quick and fast?"
"Yep I just want the usaul that you give me."
"We come over here then I will give it to you."
"Emmm..thats feels good Serenity."
"Hey don't move your head! Your getting me wet!"
"Opps sorry...but I think your getting me too wet!"
"Sorry Tristan. I don't mean to."
"No biggy."
"Right. Well I think it's wet enough. Would you step over here please."
"Now what?"
"hmm..Tristan why did you let it grow so long!"
"I didn't mean too...should I get it trimmed then?"
"Why did you come here for then? So I can play with it?"
"No...but if that's what you want.."
"No thanks..it's too hard to play with."
"Well sort me out then."
"Hold still and then I will!"
"Sheesh you women are all the same...I'ts always about the length."
"I'll give you women!"
"ow..ahh..oh..Serenity...why must you tease?"
"DO YOU WANT ME TO HACK IT ALL OFF THEN!"
"NO! Can you just give it a little trim..please..pretty please."
"How much do you want off?"
"Just maybe an inch...I like it big and brassy."
"I still think it should all go off..."
"DON'T YOU DARE!"
"You can't tell me what to do Taylor...I'M THE DOMINAT ONE HERE!"
"No please don't!"
"SAY GOODBYE TRISTAN TO YOUR LONG LENGTH OF ..."
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE!"
Both Tristan and Serenity looked into the hallway and noticed Duke standing infront of them gripping into his dice tightly. He wore a look of frustration, anger, shock and most of all embarassment. "I don't believe it I come here out of the kindness of my heart and then I find my friend and rival becoming good friends. See theres Tristan over there...looking a bit afraid and Serenity...er..wait what are those?" Duke blinked as he pointed at Serenity's hands. "These are scissors. Tristan came over to get his hair cut but as you can tell by looking at it that it's too long wouldn't you say?" the feamle Wheeler smiled as she noted Duke's numerous amounts of blinking. "Er okay maybe I should go..and..." Duke quickly stormed into the room and grabbed Tristan shirt collar. "I'm taking my friend with me..for saftey reasons." Duke smirked as he pulled the brown haired boy out of the house. "See you then Serenity!" Tristan shouted at Sereniy. Duke stopped in mid-walk and then turned back to face Tristan and Serenity and smiled before opening his mouth to speak.
"Remember this you two...I'm always...ALWAYS THE DOMINANT ONE AND NOT YOU TWO!"
(End of Chapter)
Well once again another chapter has come to a close and the next chapter will be put up on a special day for a special someone I know, but as that guessing game was fun I thought might as well do it again but this time you decide what the pairing and event will happen in Chapter 16. Not chapter 15 sadly for that is for someone else I'm afraid. So here is the song you have to guess this time...GOOD LUCK oh yeah it's all english by the way!
You think I've got it all?
Everyone thinks I've got it made
Well, how come my only friends
Are the ones I pay?
No one understands
What I would do to change my life
For just one day!
Don't say if I were you
Or tell me what to do
How things would be
If you were in my shoes
'Cause you're not me!
You know what I need
And it's not another serenade
I get so tired of all the things you say!
Gimme what I want, you own the world
I'd glady throw the sun away!
Don't say if I were you
Or tell me what you do
How things would be
If you were in my shoes
'Cause you're not me!
Please take me as I am!
This isn't what I planned!
I guess I don't expect that
You could understand
'Cause you're not me!
I know you think you're being nice
But spare me all your lame advice
Talk to my hand and roll the dice
Everybody's got their price
For too long, I've been denied
I'll make up my moves
So just step aside
No one can say I never tried
To do anything to get back my pride!
Yeah, you will never be...!
Why can't you see
That you're not me!
Don't say if I were you
Or tell me what you do
How things would be
If you were in my shoes
'Cause you're not me!
Please take me as I am!
This isn't what I planned!
I guess I don't expect that
You could understand
'Cause you're not me!
Well that's longer then the Prétear theme tune but do you think I need to give any clues about this song..well I guess i'll have to.
1) It's from an anime that got turned into a film last year, but in the film they edited it so it was shorter, only the first 3 paragraphs were used.
2) YOUR READING A STORY ABOUT THE ANIME WHICH THE FILM WAS ABOUT!.
Well let's hope you get it right and also that you've seen the film..I HOPE SO! See you all next chapter and good luck! Oh as an added prize...I have a stock of plushie hikari bunnies and if you ask I will give you one of your choice! C ya!