Ok to address the complaints of chapter 1 first off before my computer was
sent in for repairs my typing program had no spell check. second off thanks
to all my great reviewers for their criticism and their threats. last off
here is my kind of long summary of the flcl universe and how it works to
me. In the beginning amarao was visited by haruko and had a relationship
similar to naotos(why doesn't anyone make a fanfic about this geez) in this
time frame he was somehow warped into the overly compensating amarao we all
have different opinions on today. NAOTO CAN NEVER TRULY LOVE NINAMORI. Its
sad for n/n fans but its true she might fall in love with someone else but
for the time being she has a very large crush on naoto id like most authors
to pick up on this all ninamori will ever be is filler to naoto he could
marry her or w/e but his heart belongs to haruko. Now some of u may say oh
he can change one thing naoto is super stubborn and mature at least in flcl
so when he said that he loved haruko that means that's how its gonna
stay.ok now on to haruko and naoto naoto loves haruko while her affections
are unsure sorryn sorry side note really ticked off bout this I hate it
when people right themselves in and their either stronger faster or smarter
than haruko or they are her b/f those 2 things tick me off its ok if ur
smarter I can see that but stronger /faster I cant and haruko would not
give u a second glance unless u had something she wanted(and no she doesn't
want u no matter how outrageously good looking u are or how good a
personality u have. oh and the last part of my rant what's up with no good
haruko naoto lemons just asking ok on with the fic
Naoto pov:ok so let me understand the insanity of my life once more ok alien vespa woman who I love is back been there done that living here check sleeping in top bunk check being perverted triple check and still in love with her check once more ok major case of déjà vu .ok lets try to rationalize this later now breakfast naoto walks down to breakfast and what every flcl fanfic needs at least one of MANGA MODE
Naoto: where are the pancackes?
naoto feels too long velvet like hands go into his shirt feeling his chest squeezing and grasping then finnaly holding still whip him around to see, haruko wearing a mask made of a cut out smiley face pancake
haruko in sinister creepy voice: right here lover
naoto sheepishly creeps backs away in manga mode haruko once again in creepy voice mode"come closer im so cold"
naoto at top of his lungs: you are insane
haruko in sad voice: YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME
naoto regretfully looks down at the ground "im sor-"VROOOOOW naotos out cold from a hit of harukos bass
naoto drowsly:huh where the heck am I and why does my head wahh blinding lights are flashed into naoto's eyes, a loud and obnoxious voice yells welcom e to the garry spranger show todays topic earth children and the pedophiles who are around them first on are list are a mrs ashia clan clan and a mr jim hawking
aisha:THAT'S AISHA(prolly wrong 2 to lazy too check)
gary: sorry how did you 2 meet
aisha:well he and his partner were traveling when we ran into each other after a couple of fights I started living on the ship with him and sneaking into eachother rooms to talk and you know suck each oth-
jim: DANG woman can we not discuss these things in public
aisha oh you know you love it pounces on jim excessive and loud moaning can even be heard in the next room
gary: well they are getting it on like cats in heat ah thank you well now onto Mr.inuyusha and Mrs. Kagome
inuyasha:man this guys an idiot
kagome aww stop acting so tough u big softie
inuyasha:softie I KILL HUNDREDS OF DEMONS
kagome:all to protect me how sweet now let me jerk that beef puts her hand down inuyashas baggy pants
inuyasha: that's out of chara-awwwwdrools
gary: isn't that cu-damn those 2 are kinky bastards well last and yes least haruko and her eath pet naoto
naoto:EARTH PET!!!!
Haruko:yeah me and my cuddly takkun are always cozy and comfy and touching and licking and moaning and throbbing and pulsing and climax-
Naoto:blasphemy blasphemy lies eh that reminds me why were my pants off on the way here?
Haruko:giggles no idea no idea at all speaking of which u left some scratches
Naoto:WHAT???
Haruko:hmm what did you say something ?
Naoto:damn you have sudden amnesia attacks don't u
Haruko:yeah that's prolly why its so easy for you to take advantage of me
Naoto blushing:LIES LIES
Haruko:well in other news its been exactly 24 minutes and 27 seconds and we should be in the right location so anybody who wants to live PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHOWpulls out her guitar in shotgun fashion
Everyone else:most of us were abducted
Haruko:well life's a bitch aint it starts opening fire with her bass inside the ship
mean while on earth where ever amarao works I always foget
amarao: she sure does cause a lot of problems how much collateral damage is she accounted for now
kitsurubami:somewhere between 47 through 63 billion
amarao:fantastic just another thing the higher ups are gonna yell at me about but not for long im almost ready to stop what had begun 18 years ago
meanwhile at naotos school
ninamori thinking: me and naoto finnaly hitting it off after 2 years of me gaku and mihashi worked ourselves into late hours of the night to try and get him out of his depression well until I found out the trick
%flashback ninamori :this better workshows naoto her boobs naoto eyes
wide can I have an encore ?%
but no she comes crashing back into his life and ours and she will fall
for her again man I hate that handsome idiot
meanwhile im hating that word at naotos curb or what used to be before
the ship landed on it leaving debris and fire everywhere
naoto: so much destruction and chaos so pointless and unnessacary
haruko looks down at him what u disagree with my methods?
naoto looks up slowly and says all evil dark side like no I ....like it
well this chapter was kinda crappy and indulged a lot in my perverted
side ooh I may have forgotten to say that unknown potential is a real
good fic oh and I think im making six of these as a memento to flcl and
guitars heh if I keep this up I could get a one liner in crodbans fic or
someone elses fic ooh adding I might make a character and djk9 has a
great story read it
Naoto pov:ok so let me understand the insanity of my life once more ok alien vespa woman who I love is back been there done that living here check sleeping in top bunk check being perverted triple check and still in love with her check once more ok major case of déjà vu .ok lets try to rationalize this later now breakfast naoto walks down to breakfast and what every flcl fanfic needs at least one of MANGA MODE
Naoto: where are the pancackes?
naoto feels too long velvet like hands go into his shirt feeling his chest squeezing and grasping then finnaly holding still whip him around to see, haruko wearing a mask made of a cut out smiley face pancake
haruko in sinister creepy voice: right here lover
naoto sheepishly creeps backs away in manga mode haruko once again in creepy voice mode"come closer im so cold"
naoto at top of his lungs: you are insane
haruko in sad voice: YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME
naoto regretfully looks down at the ground "im sor-"VROOOOOW naotos out cold from a hit of harukos bass
naoto drowsly:huh where the heck am I and why does my head wahh blinding lights are flashed into naoto's eyes, a loud and obnoxious voice yells welcom e to the garry spranger show todays topic earth children and the pedophiles who are around them first on are list are a mrs ashia clan clan and a mr jim hawking
aisha:THAT'S AISHA(prolly wrong 2 to lazy too check)
gary: sorry how did you 2 meet
aisha:well he and his partner were traveling when we ran into each other after a couple of fights I started living on the ship with him and sneaking into eachother rooms to talk and you know suck each oth-
jim: DANG woman can we not discuss these things in public
aisha oh you know you love it pounces on jim excessive and loud moaning can even be heard in the next room
gary: well they are getting it on like cats in heat ah thank you well now onto Mr.inuyusha and Mrs. Kagome
inuyasha:man this guys an idiot
kagome aww stop acting so tough u big softie
inuyasha:softie I KILL HUNDREDS OF DEMONS
kagome:all to protect me how sweet now let me jerk that beef puts her hand down inuyashas baggy pants
inuyasha: that's out of chara-awwwwdrools
gary: isn't that cu-damn those 2 are kinky bastards well last and yes least haruko and her eath pet naoto
naoto:EARTH PET!!!!
Haruko:yeah me and my cuddly takkun are always cozy and comfy and touching and licking and moaning and throbbing and pulsing and climax-
Naoto:blasphemy blasphemy lies eh that reminds me why were my pants off on the way here?
Haruko:giggles no idea no idea at all speaking of which u left some scratches
Naoto:WHAT???
Haruko:hmm what did you say something ?
Naoto:damn you have sudden amnesia attacks don't u
Haruko:yeah that's prolly why its so easy for you to take advantage of me
Naoto blushing:LIES LIES
Haruko:well in other news its been exactly 24 minutes and 27 seconds and we should be in the right location so anybody who wants to live PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHOWpulls out her guitar in shotgun fashion
Everyone else:most of us were abducted
Haruko:well life's a bitch aint it starts opening fire with her bass inside the ship
mean while on earth where ever amarao works I always foget
amarao: she sure does cause a lot of problems how much collateral damage is she accounted for now
kitsurubami:somewhere between 47 through 63 billion
amarao:fantastic just another thing the higher ups are gonna yell at me about but not for long im almost ready to stop what had begun 18 years ago
meanwhile at naotos school
ninamori thinking: me and naoto finnaly hitting it off after 2 years of me gaku and mihashi worked ourselves into late hours of the night to try and get him out of his depression well until I found out the trick
%flashback ninamori :this better workshows naoto her boobs naoto eyes
wide can I have an encore ?%
but no she comes crashing back into his life and ours and she will fall
for her again man I hate that handsome idiot
meanwhile im hating that word at naotos curb or what used to be before
the ship landed on it leaving debris and fire everywhere
naoto: so much destruction and chaos so pointless and unnessacary
haruko looks down at him what u disagree with my methods?
naoto looks up slowly and says all evil dark side like no I ....like it
well this chapter was kinda crappy and indulged a lot in my perverted
side ooh I may have forgotten to say that unknown potential is a real
good fic oh and I think im making six of these as a memento to flcl and
guitars heh if I keep this up I could get a one liner in crodbans fic or
someone elses fic ooh adding I might make a character and djk9 has a
great story read it