A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events
Yugi: Hey everybody and here is the 15th chapter of my story, by now I think your all starting to learn that eavesdropping is not a good idea! I HOPE SO! I haven't, trustme ...I still hear things that sound wrong every day yet I still eavesdrop...only because it's fun and I have nothing better to do. Just think if I didn't eavesdrop this whole story would never of happened so it's kinda weird really...okay now I have officialy lost it.
Kaiba: You lost it years ago..now just get on with it.
Yugi: Go away Rich Boy! Go Blow smoke somewhere else!
Kaiba: Why you little!
Yugi: Right that has done it! NO ONE CALLS ME LITTLE!
Yami: #sweatdrops# whilst the CEO and authoress sort out their mental problems I guess I will have to say the thank you's. #Seto's trenchcoat flies behind him# So thanks to:
Seto's Princess, Atemu's Lover, Dark Artemis, LonelyTombRobber, Lover to Malik, LadyPhoenix99, jonouchi-kaiba-mokie, Shorea Tashinnaku, Hawk- EVB, ScrewedForLife, SWD, Bishounen Lover, Hakiri-Nefertiri, Lia Xaragi, A reader...dum dum dum dum, PeaceSeeker, Yugi's Light Keeps Me Pure, oreosarecool, svakee2000, S.Chensu and Luff.
Yugi: #Has Kaiba in a headlock# Yep thanks to all of you oh and if some of you have reviewed this story for the first time, hey no biggy! Glad you have now reveiwed so thanks. So as you could tell I left a song for you guys to guess and straight away most of you already knew what the song was without looking at the clues and of course you guys wold know, IT'S A BRILLANT SONG! So what was it Kaiba Boy hmm? What was the song?
Kaiba: 'You're not me!' by any chance.
Yugi: That's right and I think everyone got that right but it was Seto's Princess who got it right first and so she selects what the next chapter is about. So what will it be? #tightens the headlock# I didn't update this chapter for no reason though, no, I did this for my friends birthday today and so I'm going to let her take over whilst I deal with 'Kaiba Boy' . Over to you Luff!
Luff: Hello, Luff here! Well the authoress, better known as Pugi has kindly let me write the author's note for this chapter!
And do any of you know why this is? #tumbleweed roles on by# Oh, apparently not…
Well, she has let me write this note because it's my birthday today! #cheers I hope#
Although I know this is probably not the reason you are reading this note…you're probably just thinking 'Get on with it woman, we want to read the chapter', so…here is the next chapter of 'A series of Unfortunate 'Sexual' Events'! I would also like you to know that the idea for this chapter was mine which I gave to Pugi years ago…but she decided to write it on my birthday. How nice! Well, enjoy (again)!
Yugi: Thanks Luff my friend and as a birthday treat you can have this. #passes her Piers wrapped in a pretty red bow# there you go. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND! Oh just so you don't get confused guys...to my friends (e.g. Chen, Lia and of course Luff) I am called Pugi, it's kinda of a nickname that's grown on me and so in the gang I'm called Pugi. Well there you go and I hope you enjoy the chapter!
Enjoy!
Key
Speech: Tristan (Hiroto Honda) Speaking
Speech: Kaiba Speaking (Seto Kaiba)
Speech: Yugi Speaking
Chapter Fifteen: Seto and Yugi (OH I HATE THIS PAIRING AS MUCH AS YAMI/SETO!)
Wings flapped towards the blazing sun as the domino park was filled with children and parents enjoying their summer holiday. Swings had kids playfully swinging on them whilst others enjoyed throwing sand from the sandpit at each other, causing some children to run to their parents crying their eyes out. (a.n: don't you just hate that when kids do that!) Girls layed out across the grass, trying their best to get attention whilst the guys in the park played football. The benches were barely empty as students and adults sat upon the blue painted seats. One student in particulaur sat upon the seats rustling through his newspaper, stress clearly on his face as he tried his best to find what he was looking for. His name you ask...? Tristan Taylor.
Tristan frowned again as he continued to look throughout the newspaper. "Why can't I find a job?" he moaned as his brown eyes scanned the page. "Why is it everyone has a job except me!" he sighed as he tapped at the single brown spike which was his hair. Tristan stood up and folded up the paper as he began to walk towards the park exit. "It's not fair, Yami and Yugi work at their game shop, Joey in a pet shop, Téa in that Burger World..oh and Kaiba is a CEO for God's Sake! Eveyone has jobs apart from me!" he screamed as he threw the paper into the nearby bin, walking of into the more urban areas of Domino.
He walked down many streets until for some strange reason he ended up outside the Kame Game Shop. "How come you always end up outside your friends house when you don't look were your going?" he sighed as he entered the shop, only to be greeted by the ancient Pharaoh spirt, most commonly known as Yami. The said spirit looked at him and gave a faint wave as he sat at the shops till, bordom clearly written all over his face. "Hey Tristan!" the Pharaoh sighed as he was building a tower of cards upon the till, no signs of his hikari anywere. "Hey Pharaoh! Is Yugi here?" he asked as he looked around the shop. Yami never looked at the other teen as all his concentration was put into his ever growing tower of cards. "No he went out somewere. After coming out of the hospital today he decided to go for a walk, he only had cuts and brusies and so he was allowed to come home." Yami said as his crimson eyes narrowed like they were seeing through the cards. Tristan folded his arms and then sighed "Hey yami do you think Kaiba would give me a job?" he asked, but not expecting the reaction he got. "WHAT!" the Pharaoh shouted as he stood up and slammed his hands on the desk, causing his tower of cards to fall down. "TRISTAN HAVE YOU LOST IT! WHY WOULD THAT ARROGANT JERK GIVE ANYONE A JOB! HE'S NOT THAT NICE!". Tristan blinked at the clearly pissed off Yami as he started to slowly back towards the entrance of the shop. Yami sighed and then sat back down as he slowly began to re-build his tower of cards. "I know your going to go and se him anyway, so good luck okay." Yami smiled as Tristan waved back to him whilst walking towards Kaiba Corp as the Yami laughed to himself. "Let's hope Kaiba Boy is in a good mood today!"
Tristan stood outside Kaiba Corp, his fist clenched tightly as Tristan became slightly nervous over the whole asking Kaiba for a job idea, to be honest Yami didn't really give him a boost in confidence. Slowly he entered the building and then headed straight to the lift. Tristan sighed as he noticed the decorations "Man, he's obsessed with those dragons." as the lift started to play music. The tune shwing how much ego the Rich CEO had. Soon the brunette began to whistle to the life music for he had to admit it was a good tune.
Don't say if I were you
The lift still was going on it's journey towards the 43 floor as the song continued.
Or tell me what to do
Sweat began to drip down Tristans forehead for now he was began to get nervous for the CEO wasn't known to be in a happy mood. Especally with Yugi and the gang.
How things would be
The lift bell chimed as the numbers 33...34 began to flash red along the side of the lift. He was almost there.
If you were in my shoes
The lift slowly started to stop as he knew he was almost there the numbers getting closer to 43 ever second that passed...39...40...41..42
'Cause you're not me!
43. The doors opened as the song seemed to draw to a close. tristan gulped as he saw the grand Blue Eyes statues ahead noting that Kaiba defently had an obsession with those powerful dragons. Tristan then began to walk towards the door, he placed his hand against the door and was about to push it opne until he heard the voice of a very familiar hikari. "Hey what's Yugi doing with the Righ Snob?" Tristan questioned as he stood there trying to listen "Oh wel no harm in trying to listen to what the're saying is there?" he said to himself as he began to listen.
oh dear, oh dear, oh dear looks like even Tristan can not avoid the trap of eavesdropping so he has become victim number 15! Stupid Boy!
With Seto and Yugi (did I mention I HATE this pairing..it's wrong! #vomits#)
"So would you be able to do this simple task for me?"
"Depends what you are offering for my service?"
"I'll give you anything you ask Kaiba, anything..even this..."
"Hmm..well if you put it that way. I'll do it!"
"I knew you would do anything for me Kaiba...I'm just too cute to resist!"
"Cute's not the way to describe you..I know other words to describe you Yugi."
"Really? Like Midget, Runt or Shorty?"
"No I'm thinking of other things right now.."
"Oh enlighten me.."
"Maybe later. First I have to do this job for you don't I..?"
"Oh yeah I nearly forgot..I've been dying for you to do this for months now!"
"Really! You want it that badly!"
"Yes Kaiba that badly!"
"Well I'll give it too you then Yugi! I'll give it to you good!"
Tristan blinked outside the door and then tried not to laugh. "Ha guess Yugi's trying to get a job from Kaiba as well then. HEY WAIT HE MIGHT GET INSTEAD OF ME! NO! better listen and make sure he doesn't get it then.." and so he continued to listen.
"Hurry up would you!"
"Boy for someone who was so eager for me to do this they aren't very patient are they?"
"The faster the better I say! So just do it Kaiba otherwise this Muto's going to get very moody if he don't get what he wants!"
"Whoa your either very possessive or dominant! I like that side of you Muto!"
"Shut up and do this for me Kaiba!"
"Wait it's so close now. Ahh there you go all done!"
"YES! Now get it out quick..Yami wil be wondering were I am."
"Er we have a problem..."
"What?"
"It's kinda stuck..."
"WHAT! your joking right?"
"I never joke. Sorry Yugi it's stuck in good and tight."
"No this can't be..I've waited for this for months and the day I finally ask for it, the guy screws it up for me!"
"Don't blame me for this! Maybe it's so small that I can't get it out!"
"Oh now your saying it's too small! Well I'm sorry if we're not as big and impressive as the CEO!"
"Your the one who wanted me to this job for you!"
"Can't you just like pull it?"
"Hey I'm not damaging my goods!"
"You don't have anything good! Just get it out for me!"
"Hey maybe if I press this then it will slip out?"
"Please Kaiba! Get it out!"
"What's stuck?"
Both boys faced Tristan as he gave them a weak smile as they both gave him a glare. "Oh did I interrupt something? Fine i'll just get going?" Tristan gave them a wave as he began to walk back out. "NO! Don't" Yugi screamed as he ran to his friend grabbing his arm. "I came to see if Kaiba could download this music onto a disk for me but he got it stuck in his laptop. IT WON'T COME OUT!" Yugi whimpered. Tristan gave a smirk and then snorted whilst Kaiba glared even more at him. "It's not funny...I can't get it out!" the CEO snarled as Tristan came closer to him. "It's easy Rich Boy...you just press this button and then it will pop out!" Tristan said as he did that, the Floppy Disk coming out like he said it would. "There you go!" he smiled as Yugi lept for joy and grabbed his floppy. "YAY thanks Tristan!" he smiled as Tristan ruffled his hair. The CEO quirked an eyebrow as he looked at the two boys "What are you doing here anyway?" he asked. "I was wondering if I could have a job?" he pleaded as the CEO smirked. "Yeah sure you can have a job!" he smiled. "Really Kaiba?" Tristan laughed as he thought about how the Pharaoh would react. "No...I would rather have a dog anyday under me then you." Kaiba snorted as Tristan glared at him. "He already has a dog underneath him pratically everynight." Yugi blinked as the CEO stared at him. "That's it you two...GET OUT!" Kaiba shouted as the two giggling boys left the office, not before Tristan stuck his head back into the room.
"Oh yeah Kaiba. Like your screensaver by the way!"
Kaiba blinekd and then looked towards the computer noticing his screensaver was on...the screensaver of Joey that is...HEHEHE!
"Oh Shit!"
(End of Chapter)
That's number 15 done and dusted and I hope my friend Luff liked her birthday treat!
Well as you know last chapter I did guess the song and it was Seto's Princess who got it right but they have not said a pairing they would like yet. Please tell me what you would like? It's for the next chapter!
That's all really for next chapter I might do guess the song if you like me to do so but as a little prize for everyone here's a gift.
#Hands out plushes of the Hikaris as rabbits# There you go hope you enjoyed it and review please..Thanks guys and see you soon for the next chapter of A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events. Thanks!
Yugi