A series of unfortuante 'sexual' events
Yugi: Hello again people and now if I count my fingers correctly and I just have, this should be chapter 16! Yep you heard it folks and guess what it is great sadness to here this story will be ending soon...#hangs her head low#
#gasps are heard throughout the room#
Yugi: #still has her head hung low, moving slightly# I know it's a shame isn't it...I'm really sorry about this though...#laughs# IM FAR FROM OVER FANS! I HAVE PLENTY MORE CHAPTERS BEFORE THIS STORY ENDS AND SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS STORY COMING TO A CLOSE JUST YET! HAHA sorry for fooling you..
#gets books and other items hurled at her#
Eep..okay I'm sorry I won't ever do that again..well here's the authors thank you's before I get killed...
xXXkIkOkEnxXx: By the looks of the XD you enjoyed the chapter. I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as the last one.
LadyPhoenix99: The whole Joey screensaver thing came from personal experience...hehehe, for at my school I had saved all these Yugi/Yami images into My Pictures and then set it as my screensaver; that is when the school decidied to make sure we can't change our screensaver and so everytime Yugi and Yami pop up on my screen. Not a good thing if people think it's a very sad and lame show. If you have a pairing you can tell me them, I like to try and see if I can give everyone the pairings they like and so you can tell me your idea. I'm glad you like the plushie but I have the originals right here #feeds the Hikari Bunnies some carrots# see what I mean. Oh well thanks again.
Kiko cat: It isn't that sick...is it? Oh well if you say it's making you sick minded just think about what goes on in this authoresses head..hehe...Yugi/Yami #drools#..Sorry but thank you for the review and I'm glad you like the story.
Bishounen Lover: Hey don't fret pet (soz it's my saying) their will be some female/female pairings soon.. Oh well and also Ishizu will be in this chapter so don't worry. Thanks for the review.
Seto's Princess: I just knew by your username that you were going to pick a pairing involving Seto. I still hate that CEO all the same and personally I wish he was dead and that also they would stop pairing him with Yugi and Yami! IT'S WRONG! I have said that enough times as you can tell. My mum someties watches the anime if shes downstairs a the same time and when ever she sees Kaiba you have to try and hold her back for she tries to beat up the TV screen...I think you can guess she doesn't like him. So yes this chapter was your choice and so it's dedicated to you. Hope you enjoy it!
Atemu's Lover: It won't be a songfic trust me, if you were talking about the song in the lift..well I had that song playing in the background whilst I was typing that scene, I LOVE THAT SOUNDTRACK! er sorry I got carried away again. I'm glad you liked the chapter and I have updated ASAP like you asked. Thanks!
Yugi's Light Keeps Me Pure: I just love torturing Kaiba, It's so much fun to do! I'm glad you couldn't guess what they were doing for it makes it more intrestign to read...I hope. I'm glad you liked the chapter and I hope you like this one too!
Shorea Tashinnaku: Yep everyone loves the Plushies, who wouldnt they are so cute! Yep I hate that pairing as much as er...Yami/Seto. I just think Seto is too coldhearted to love and he shouldn't even go with them to for well..the same excuse as always..IT'S WRONG! hehehe #grabs hold of Yugi and Yami and hugs them tight# See they are mine now! I will keep up the good work and thanks for the review!
ScrewedForLife: Aww Yugi and Yami...YUM YUM! Well I actually prefer Seto/Joey more then Mai/Joey personally. Don't know why, but I just do. Was there a lot of Yami/Yugi..oh well they will be back soon trust me..hehehe.Thanks again!
S.Chensu and Luff: I know I didn't mention 'floppies' but then it would of given the whole thing away so I thought it was best not to mention that word during it. I'm sorry! Well at least the spelling is better then usual and yeah it was bad about no camera...you could of taken a piccy of Joey (You know who I mean) when he was trying to dress up as a girl or Narf saying Aladdin, Ra that wa so funny. Well thanks for the review my friend and have a good half term!
haruko sohma: Yeah the song 'Your Not Me' was sung by Marty Bag's and it's such a good song too! Hey wait I'm going to put it on right now...there. No I haven't seen the spanish version of the film but when we saw it in the cinema for the second time with my friends Luff and Lia, me and Mai sung it out loud and I think our singing was out of tune with the song and yet it was the English Version. I'm glad you found the chapter good and thanks for the review.
Lia Xaragi: Hey pal, long time no see! Yeah I agree that the last chapter was better then the one before, but that's probably because I'm more used to typing yaoi so it makes it a bit more easier to make it sound wrong, plus males have a organs that can easily be mispoken or heard and become wrong. Hehehehe! Yes I liked the Joey screensaver too..Itwas just one of those ideas that popped out of the blue and I thought, hahaha class! and so I added it in...plus I wanted to torture the CEO. Trust me though pal, if you think this is getting better...you should read the last chapter (Yes I have written it already) for hopefully that will make everyone laugh! Well thanks again pal from the Jester.
SWD: Yep Seto had problem with technology for he always thinks his so perfect with computers and so I decided to make him seem a bit stupid round them for a change, see some things in this story are a bit OOC for example one chapter Yugi gave Yami a good old punch in the jaw, very Un-Yugi like wouldn't you say? I agree I don't like floppy disk's either..the name is so false..they aren't floppy enough! I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter though and thanks again!
Hawk-EVB: WOW! I like your friend! She kinda like me! but I don't need sugar to make me high..it's just natural in me. Oh yeah I have read your story (Was it the one were it had Téa and Tristan owning Joey and Mai who have 99 kids and they all talk about friendship. Liked it!) and I will review at somepoint. Wow quite a few people have been making their friends read this and I find it funny when they don't know that I ask my friends to read it in school, but speaking of school. I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE! I LEFT SCHOOL 2 WEEKS AGO! HAHAHAHA AND I DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK UNTIL AFTER SEPTEMBER! Sorry I'm happy about that, but I do have exams to do so it's kinda bad as well. Well I'm glad you and your friend liked the story and chapter. Thanks!
A reader ...dum dum dum dum: Will there by homosexual pairings...hmm...I wonder, Maybe you should play it and find out! Great I'm reciting quotes again! And it happens to be a Bakura quote! Yep eavesdropping causes all this and how do you think the whole story came to be then?...it was becuase of me eavesdropping and getting the wrong end of the stick! Not my fault...well actually it is! Heh. I will continue to write and here is the next chapter. Enjoy and thanks again!
PeaceSeeker: Hey pal nice to hear from you! Pease don't like Yugi/Seto i really do need that bucket now...I can't endure this! HONEST! Wow my chapters have got more descriptive, that's good to hear, thanks for saying that. Well most people might be wondering why Seto had a screensaver of Joey but that is all revealed later..hehehe.thanks for the review pal.
Yugi: Wow all done, and I'm sorry if this chapter is a bit late but I had good reasons, one being that I had exams to do but they are now over thank Ra and also another one with is...
Mai: This #pulls out a game from her GameBoy#
Yugi: SISTER! GIVE ME BACK MY GAME!
Mai: Hmm..Pokémon LeafGreen...lets have a look at your team then..
Yugi: NO! I want my game back, I'm sorry folks but that's the other reason why this chapter is later then planned..My Team Rocks!
Mai: Oh my God! Talk about Yu-Gi-Oh! Obsession! Yami the Suicune and Yugi the Articuno!
Yugi: Yeah..and don't forget about Pharaoh the Charizard, Aibou the Magenium, Hikari the Raichu and Atemu the Blaziken.
Mai: You need to see someone about that obsession of yours!
Yugi: YEAH! and you need to get out of my story so I can put the next chapter up! Oh well here's the next chapter peeps. This chapter and pairing was decided by Seto's Princess...Enjoy!
Key
Speech: Odion Speaking
Speech: Kaiba Speaking
Speech: Téa Speaking
Speech: Ishizu Speaking
Chapter Sixteen: Seto and Téa
Echoes filled the corridors of Domino Museum as the busy Saturday welcomed many many vistors to the populaur site of Domino. Ancient exhibits were all around as old artifacts such as roman helmets, greek pots but the most populaur section was the Ancient Egyptian one.
Ishizu was walking around the Egyptain area with her most recent tour group as they took pictures and recorded what they saw along the way. Some enjoyed seeing the mummies whilst others wanted to see some of the tools they used, the thing most children wanted to see though was a certain stone tablet that was further into the exhibit.
"Over here we have the sarcophagus of the Egyptian Lord of The Dead, Anubis. His body did go missing for sometime but we managed to retrieve it and put it back in it's rightful place. The artifact infront of Anubis is the Dagger of Fate, there also was a Pyramid of Light but due to reasons the pyramid was destroyed."
As Ishizu continued to explain more about the Ancient past, tourists took pictures of the Lord of The Dead whilst others nodded in acknowledgement. Ishizu then began to walk again telling everyone one thing for them not to do "Please do not touch any of the exhibits for they are extremly delicate and fragile." she ordered as they went deeper into the Egyptain past.
"Finally we have reached the area were I think most of you have been waiting to come to." Ishizu explained as they stopped infront of a stone tablet. "As you can tell this is the Tablet of the..."
CRASH
Ishizu stopped her explanation as she turned towards a display of old egyptian pots, in actual fact they were canopic jars.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU CHILDREN ARE PLAYING AT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE AND HOW RARE THEY ARE! THE'RE THE ONLY CANOPIC JARS THAT COME FROM THE PERIOD WHEN PHARAOH AMENHOTEP II WAS KING OF ALL OF EGYPT! THEY ARE WORTH MILLIONS YOU LITTLE BRATS!" Ishizu fumed as 3 children the age of 12 hid behind their parents, not wanting to face anymore of Ishizu's wrath. The parents on the other hand just pretended that they weren't their kids, afterall it would cost a lot of moeny in damages for them to pay.
Ishizu saghed as she once again started to talk about the ever so famous tablet of the Pharaoh. It was just another busy day in the Domino Museum for Ishizu.
In the central area of Domino the clock struck 7:30 as shops shut for the end of the day, the Domino Museum was no different. Ishizu sighed happily as the last tour group left the site as Odion stood at her side.
"Well that's another day done. Odion would you get the next pair of fake Canopic Jars from the Amenhotep II period, another group broke them again. Luckily we have the real ones back in the Museum's safe otherwise parents would have to pay millions."
Odion stood and nodded in agreement remembering the first time those jars got broken, thanks to Marik of course. Both figures made their way back into the Museum glad the day was over.
Ishizu stood in the room with the famous Tablet of the Pharaoh and laughed to herself at how this tablet brought a whole load of chaos and fuss amongst a bunch of average teens. "It's quite amazing really, How the fate of the World was left in the hands of a bunch of kids." she smiled as she sat down on a bench nearby. Placing her hands on a furmiliar tench coat. "Hmm who left their coat here?" Ishizu asked herself as she looked at it. The coat itself was a unique design, it's material a white colour that could be resembeled to Kaiba's favourite dragon and that's when it hit the female Ishtar.
"OH NO! I WAS MEANT TO BE HAVING A MEETING WITH KAIBA A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO! ODION COME HERE QUICK!"
Odion entered the room without a sound as he stood in front of her. "What is it you ask Miss Ishizu" he asked in his almost royal voice. Ishizu held out the coat and pointed to a screen which showed areas in the museum. "Odion, Kaiba has left his coat behind and I would like he to give it back to him. Tell him I shall meet him tomorrow in the usual place." Odion nodded and looked at the screen. "He's in the car park. I'll give it to him."
Odion entered the Museum's car park and looked frantically for the older Kaiba. He looked but had not so far seen sight of him and slowly began to walk back into the building...until he heard a voice that was very familiar, Seto Kaiba's. He spotted him and was about to walk up to him until he heard another voice.
"Kaiba!"
The tan male sighed and stayed hidden in the shadows, deciding to listen to the conversation instead before he gave the coat back; for u never knew the conversation might be intresting afterall. Odion was not being Mind Controled by Marik yet he has decided to become victim number sixteen. hehehehe
Inside the Domino Museum Car Park with Kaiba and Téa
"Kaiba! Hey Kaiba over here!"
"Oh great, what are you doing here?"
"I came here to see you Kaiba, I need a word with you."
"Didn't you listen to what I said before? I told you to stay out of my sight!"
"I did and I'm not on your site am I! Last time I was in the Kaiba Corp builiding but this time we are in the Museum Car Park so I'm not in your site! See how that works?"
"Hmph, whatever. You think your so smart."
"Well I am. Anyway are you coming then?"
"I'm not coming with you!"
"You said you would, I have something to show you."
"Fine, but just leave me after I've seen it ok?"
"Okay."
Odion got up and followed the pair deeper into the car park, the coat still in his hands. He still watched them both in silence.
"Here it is Kaiba, my pride and joy! Ta Da!"
"What In the world is that piece of crap? It's tiny! and worst of all...IT'S PINK!"
"Hmpf, everything to you is too small, you always think everythig of yours is so big and impressive! but Kaiba you have one more thing to do?"
"What's that?"
"GET IN AND RIDE!"
"WHAT? You want me to get into that thing, you are kiding me? How do I know it hasn't got any dieases or anything catchable?"
"Becasue other guys have been in there and they aren't on their deathbeds so it's ok."
"Fine I'll just have give you one ride ok, but I'm wearing protection before I get in that!"
"JUST GET IN THERE KAIBA! I'M READY FOR FUCK SAKE!"
"Whao...you sure your not having women's problems, I guy should nver do anything with a girl during her period."
"Get. In. It. Right. Now!"
"Fine, If it will make you so happy..."
"YES! HAHAH! I'm In control now big shot and now I'm going to strap you in and deal with you..hehehe"
"What have I done?"
"Er excuse me, Mr Kaiba"
Seto turned around and faced the tanned servent of the Ishtars and for once in his life, wore a look of worry on his face. "Odion you have got to save me from her! I don't know what she's going to do with me?" Téa also turned round and smiled her normally friendly smile. "Hey Odion, I was just going to take Kaiba for a spin in my new car. What do you think? It's baby pink." Odion only smiled and coughed away a laugh. "Sorry Miss Gardner but I have only come here to give Mr Kaiba his coat back."and he did so as he passed it through the back window. "I'm sorry for interrupting you and Kaiba but also Miss Ishizu says she will speak to you tomorrow so you are free to leave with this young lady now. Enjoy the ride.!" Téa beebed the car horn in agreement as she began to drive the car out of the space, Odion waving goodbye and also noticing Kaiba trying to get out of the back seat, only Téa had locked the doors as they drove of into the distance. The last thing they heard was..
"Kaiba. Prepare for the ride of your life!"
(End of Chapter)
Well that's the end of another late chapter and this time this spot is going to be advertised for a story that I am enjoying at this current moment and I would like to advertise it...So this advert is for a friend of mine.
Author : S. Chensu (is more commonly found as S.Chensu and Luff)
Genre: Genral/Angst
Fiction Rated: T
Title: Devils in the Church
Summary: Love flourishes in a place where they know it's forbidden but when they're discovered, what effect will this have upon them all? Can they ever return to nomality?
Please read it and so that's all from me and the next update shall be on the 5th of July. I'm sorry for the lateness of this chapter but it's due to exams that I was preoccupied, but now they are finished I have more time for this story. So I will see you guys soon and I'm now on holiday wahoo!
C ya
Yugi