Disclaimer: Sighs I do not own Fruits Basket. Short chapter afoot! Sry. Next chapter will be longer. Guaranteed or you may smite me at the computer!

Chapter 2: In Which There Is Screaming

The next day the girls resumed their exploration. This time, they went to a supermarket to stock up on food for their 2 week stay. Upon entering the store, they were greeted with a lot of yelling and screaming.

"Why did I have to go shopping with you?" and orange haired guy yelled.

"I'M SORRY! I FAIL AT LIFE! I AM SHAMELESS!" a woman yelled with tears in her eyes. Megan and KT stood stunned for a while before turning to walk very quickly to the other side of the store.

"Geez what'd he do to her?" Megan said.

"I donno but lets hurry before she decides to go crazy and assassinates everyone in the store." KT said grabbing a couple boxes of pocky.

It had been a few minutes since the fighting stopped but then it flared up again.

"FORGIVE ME! I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE!" came that crazy lady.

"Ritsu-chan please calm down!" an unfamiliar woman's voice said.

"KYOOO-KUN GIVE ME JUDGEMENT! I REALIZE YOU CAN'T FORGIVE ME! I'M SORRY!"

"Ritsu-chan could you please grab some ramen?" Nothing was heard for a moment.

"Of course Tohru-kun." The crazy lady said. KT and Megan were startled when the crazy lady, otherwise known as Ritsu, rounded the corner and came down the isle looking for the ramen with tears in her eyes. KT and Megan glanced at each other as she continued to sniffle.

"Umm excuse me?" Kt began to ask. The woman looked at KT quickly.

"Ritsu is it? Are you ok?" Kt asked uncertainly. She looked at KT a moment before starting a new batch of hysterics.

"A STRANGER KNOWS MY NAME AND HOW SHAMLESS I AM!" she screamed. KT and Megan were scared stiff and slowly tried to back away. The orange haired guy and a girl maybe 16 years old suddenly rounded the corner and stared in shock as Ritsu launched into more violent confessions.

"What did you do?" the guy asked angrily.

"I didn't do anything! I only asked if she was ok!" Kt yelled above Ritsu's screaming while hiding behind Megan to shield herself from a rampaging Ritsu and an angry…person who seems to know the rampaging Ritsu.

"I AM SHAMELESS! WHY WAS I BORN! I DON'T DESERVE TO BREATH THIS AIR!" Ritsu interrupted. Ritsu then began to throw ramen into Megan and KT's basket.

"TAKE THESE AS AN APOLOGY FOR MY SHAMELESS-NESS!"

"Ritsu-chan please calm down!" the girl pleaded.

"That will never work! You have to do this! Watch!" the boy said as he calmly walked up to Ritsu and lightly poked him in the side. Ritsu immediately quieted and collapsed. It was silent for a moment as the girls stared in shock at Ritsu who was now picking himself off the floor.

"Is she gonna be ok?" KT asked not particularly wanting to asked the seemingly unstable Ritsu.

"Yes. This is normal. Don't worry." The girl said.

"Are you sure?" Megan asked.

"Yes. I am ok. I am terribly sorry." Ritsu pouted.

"Oh it's ok. You just…startled us. That's all." KT said carefully as not to invoke more screaming.

"Oh my gosh are you ok?" the girl asked worriedly.

"I'll tell you as soon as my heart attack goes away." Megan said clutching her heart area.

"Ahhhh! We have to get you to a doctor!" the girl cried.

"Tohru-kun, they're joking." The guy said. The girl paused and relaxed.

"Ok well we gotta run. Bye!" KT said getting out of the awkward situation. The girl waved, Ritsu also gave a small wave while the other guy didn't really do anything.

The girls got rid of all the extra ramen that had been placed in their basket and proceeded to the check out.

"Well, that wasn't strange or weird or anything!" Megan said sarcastically.

"Word." KT replied. Japan certainly was interesting. It seemed to be filled with people who liked screaming uncontrollably and people who liked to get into your personal space. Oh the thrills that awaited!

End of chapter dos! I would like to thank my Kakashi wristband for giving me the power to write this chapter since is the chapter that I hate the most out of my story. Yes I have all the later chapters written down. I just have to find time to type them! So updates will be frequent. .