Title: Why The Heck Am I Stuck With You?!

By: Youkai-Kagome

Summary: Sesshoumaru has always hated humans. But what will happen when he's thrown into a ball-like prison with a certain human miko? Kagome has never really feared any demons in all her years fighting for Shikon Shards. After finally gathering all the shards, the Shikon No Tama's original creator, Midoriko, places her and her worst nightmare in a ball-like prison until they figure out how to get out. Will she be able to break his heart of ice? Or will she and Sesshoumaru be stuck together for the rest of their lives in this ball-like prison?

Opening Credits:

InuYasha: Ok, we need some serious action here.

Kagome: Oh, and I suppose you know anything about action?

InuYasha: I don't and all I know is that there's not enough comedy in these opening credits!

Kagome: Wait a minute, you don't know anything about action. What makes you think you know anything about comedy?!

InuYasha: Well, for one thing, things aren't the same without that Megan girl....

Kagome: Ooh, looks like InuYasha has a crush on Megan!

InuYasha: I DO NOT!!!! ~Red in the face~

Kagome: *Cosmo-like from Fairly Odd Parents* Riiiiiight.

Megan: Wow, this is so sudden! I think I'm going to faint!

Kag, Inu, Youkai-Kagome: NO!! You can go faint on your own time, but not in my fanfic!

Megan: *Dejected* Fine.

InuYasha: Don't go!!

Megan: Oh, so you *do* care!

InuYasha: I do NOT!! *Red as a tomato*

Kagome: Don't pay any attention to him. Im sure he has some sort of feelings towards you but he's not going to admit them anytime soon because he's a coward.

InuYasha: Who are you calling a coward, wench?!

Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

InuYasha: *THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* What the fuck was that for, bitch?!

Kagome: For calling me names!!!!! SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

InuYasha: *THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Youkai-Kagome: Whatever....I'm going directly to Timbuktu to get my new disclaimer....Oh yeah that happens to remind me. Boys?

Sess, Inu: Y-yes?

Youkai-Kagome: You can come out of hiding now. I'm not angry anymore, now that I've gotten some reviews *Sweetly*

InuYasha: I wouldn't come out for the world. Who knows what she'll do...

Youkai-Kagome: You either come out or I'll sit you to the very bottoms of hell where your dead girlfriend is. I'm sure she'd like to have a word with you. And you Sesshoumaru had better come out or I blurt your secret to the audience. *Tauntingly*

Audience: Tell us, tell us!!

Inu, Sess: Yes, ma'am!! *Sesshoumaru and InuYasha quickly come out of their hiding spots*

Youkai-Kagome: That's better. Now onto my infamous disclaimer...Aren't you guys glad I don't own you?

Inu, Sess: YES!!!

Youkai-Kagome: *Glares* I'm hurt. Here I am trying to discipline you two and this is the thanks I get?! *Sobs*

Inu, Sess: *Rolls eyes* Some discipline....

Youkai-Kagome: WHAT?!

Sess, Inu: Uh...oh..

Youkai-Kagome: You asked for it....*Sergeant mode* ATTENTION!! ALRIGHT YOU SCALLIWAGS!! ON YOUR FEET!! WE'RE GOING AROUND THE WORLD TODAY!!

Sess, Inu: What?!

Youkai-Kagome: WHAT WAS THAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU!!

Sess, Inu: WHAT?!

Youkai-Kagome: 20 SIT-UPS AND PUSH-UPS BOYS!!!

Sess,Inu: NO WAY!!!!

Youkai-Kagome: *Whips 'em good in the tushy* 100 SIT-UPS AND PUSH-UPS!!!!

Sess, Inu: Yes, Ma'am!!!!!

-TBC

Quick Author Note: I honestly cannot write or picture Sesshoumaru being as cold as he is...Sorry about this, I guess you could say it is a little OOC. I can't even make him so cold and stuff. I don't have the personality so I wouldn't be able to do it. Yeah, I could get a friend to write his cold side but I don't have many friends who watch the show and I don't get to see Sesshoumaru in action all that often so I really don't have much of a clue on him.Yes, I know. The Sesshoumaru in this fic is little too OOC. But would Sesshoumaru apologize if he didn't have feelings for Kagome in that type of way? Like I said when I wrote down Midoriko's evaluations and words, he holds feelings for Kagome down deep but is living in what we would say denial. Now, if I can come up with a good title for the chapter, I will be the happiest author in this old rickety seat in good old home sweet home.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Timbuktu or any of the InuYasha characters. I do not own Megan, she is her own person. Personally, I'm glad at times I'm not her.

Rumiko Takahashi owns InuYasha. If I owned InuYasha, he would know some decent manners and wouldn't be calling people wench this, bitch that...

Last Time: Sesshoumaru felt a little guilty for being uhh let's just say a horse's rear end. He couldn't bring himself to apologize verbally and wrote it down on paper.

~.:.Chapter 5-Mixed Emotions.:.~

Kagome had woken up late that morning due to the fight she and Sesshoumaru had had just as she was going to go to bed. She had gotten up and realized something was lying right next to her. She found a letter that was written by Sesshoumaru during the night while she was asleep, dreaming of ways to kill the guy. She read it and could hardly believe her own eyes. 'He's sorry about being a total ass last night? *Cosmo-like voice* Riiiiiiiiiiight! Hmmmm...Wait a minute. Would he of all people go out of his way to write a lengthy apology? For respect maybe. But....this letter doesn't seem to be lying.

'But, why should I forgive him? He has no respect for humanity. To him, I'm weak and pathetic because according to him he has all the supernatural strength. I'm just a pathetic miko who couldn't purify a youkai even if I wanted to...To him, I'm just some weak creature not worthy to be roaming this world. But, he did say he respected me for my character....So he doesn't think I'm weak? Or some pathetic human miko? Where do I get all these thoughts?!' She thought as she got up. She had decided that she would go talk to Sesshoumaru when he got back from Kami knows where.

Meanwhile, what was she going to do until then? We all know she couldn't just get up and go to the nearest shopping mall or to the nearest television set until he got back. Heck, she was stuck inside a ball that wouldn't let her out until she and Sesshoumaru found out what they had to do to get out. Naturally, at the rate they were going they weren't going to get out anytime soon. They needed to cooperate and get along to some degree if they were going to get out. Perhaps things would turn around for the better for the two of them. She had been pondering these things when Sesshoumaru came back from who knows where. He only looked at her with an apologetic look and looked the other way.

Was he trying to avoid her? Was he afraid of her response? 'This is so unlike him....It almost seems as if he's my lover and I his and he's afraid of my response....' Kagome thought at the look he gave her.

'Why am I avoiding her gaze? It's almost as if I'm afraid of her response like she were my lover....What the fuck am I saying? I don't love her like that!!!' Sesshoumaru thought miserably. He didn't want to think of her like that. What woman in their right mind would become his after he said such nasty stuff to her? She would if she truly love him. He was kind of doubtful that she'd forgive him even in her right mind.

"Sesshoumaru-sama?" Kagome asked concerned. She was getting worried about the way he was acting. "Hai, Kagome-san?" He replied.

Kagome stared wide-eyed at his response. Other times he would have called her wench and stuff but now was a different story. "Are you ok?" Kagome asked very concerned. "No, I'm not. I've called you some nasty things and acted like a total jackass when you didn't do anything and just wanted to go to bed and I egged you on. For that, I'm very sorry," Sesshoumaru said remorsefully. (A/N: I know this isn't like the real Sesshoumaru, but I have also stated that he holds some feelings for Kagome even though he won't admit it to himself. This is why he is acting remorsefully and stuff.)

Kagome stared at him in disbelief. He must've taken it the wrong way because he turned around. "Look, don't take it the wrong way. I'm just surprised you of all people--err youkai would actually write an apology and then actually verbally apologize. That is so unlike you, Sesshoumaru-sama. Look it's ok, we've both said some things that were uncalled for. Like the egotistical dog...." Kagome trailed off.

"No, you had every right to call me an egotistical dog. I shouldn't expect an apology from you," Sesshoumaru murmured quietly which Kagome heard barely. "I still feel guilty about it. Just because you call me a pathetic human miko wench does not give me the right to call you an egotistical dog. I reacted out of anger."

"I never thought of you as a pathetic human miko wench even though I called you that. You are one of the bravest humans I have ever seen. Most humans are too cowardly to face their fears, but you seem to have no fears at all. You're not even afraid to face me even though I'm one of the strongest youkai around. I've seen all those times you have defended my whelp of a brother. Even though he doesn't deserve to live you still defend him even though he goes running off with that dead clay miko bitch and calls you bitch this and wench that," Sesshoumaru said disgustedly at the miko part.

"I don't understand. I don't mean to impose on your personal life but this has been bugging me for a while. Why do you and InuYasha always fight? Sure I know the so-said reason, because of his taint of humanity. But there has to be a deeper response to that...."Kagome trailed off because of what Sesshoumaru was known to do. "He is the son of my late father's human mate. She taught InuYasha ways of human cultures. I despise human cultures. He saw me one day harming an innocent human brat. He got mad and stopped me. Ever since we hated each others guts."

"It seems you have some human kindness too, Sesshoumaru-sama. No offense in that but if I may have my opinion I'd like to say that you two are very much alike. He saved that "human brat" because he has a heart that he didn't learn to hide from the world. And besides, with the little time I've spent with InuYasha, I've never seen him practice any human culture. He has a fowl mouth and is always denying his feelings that he supposedly has for me. It's obvious everytime Koga comes around looking for me 'cause he says I'm his mate-" Kagome was cut off when she said this by Sesshoumaru's growl. "Okay, I'll stop. I didn't mean to ramble on about InuYasha so much. I know you despise him and such and won't mention him again."

"It's not that. This Koga guy. You mean that dumbass wolf? Claiming you as his mate?!?! I kill the son of a bitch when I get out of here!!" Sesshoumaru roared. "You can't kill him!!! He has a clan to protect!! Sure, the baka doesn't know when to quit but who says you can't beat the shit out of him in the meantine?" Kagome said evilly.

"Well, there is always that possibility. I have a feeling we're going to get along just fine. Truce?" Sesshoumaru asked somewhat mischeivously. "Truce. Just don't kill Koga, ok?" Kagome asked concerned about Koga but not in that special way. "But don't take it in the wrong way. I don't love Koga like that. He just has a big responsibility to see to and that wolf clan won't survive without him."

"I know you don't have feelings for him like that. I've seen you tell him off many times that you don't like him like that and yet he persists to tell you that you're his woman," Sesshoumaru growled slightly at the words "his woman". (A/N: Just like InuYasha, eh? These two have too much in common and yet they don't even notice it!)

"Are you ok? Seriously, that's the second time tonight that you've growled at the mention of either Koga's or InuYasha's name. It's almost as if you had some sort of feelings for me!" Kagome asked worried. "You deserve better than those two! InuYasha has a bad temper and Koga is thickheaded!" Sesshoumaru said disgustedly about them two. You couldn't tell which one he was more disgusted at: InuYasha or Koga?

"I could get used to this," Kagome said before turning in for bed. "Night, Sesshoumaru."

"Good night, Kagome," Sesshoumaru said. Kagome was pure shocked that Sesshoumaru actually called her by her name for once when it wasn't a fight. But she didn't say anything because she was just plain exhausted from last night still.

~.:.End Chapter.:.~

Next Chapter: Kagome's Feelings For InuYasha

Will she still love him like she thinks she does or will she find a new love interest? Will Sesshoumaru realize his feelings for Kagome or will they both be stuck in the ball-like prison for eternity?

Ending Credits:

Youkai-Kagome: Oh yes, I also said I'd get Megan back for being a maniac and annoying the hell outta me *Evilly*

Megan: Riiiiiiiight.

Youkai-Kagome: *Sergeant Mode* ATTENTION!!!! *InuYasha and Sesshoumaru automatically fall into line....Megan doesn't, gets tushy whooped* I SAID GET IN LINE!

Megan: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

Youkai-Kagome: 20 PUSH-UPS!!! THAT'S AN ORDER!!!!

Megan: *evil gay numbercountdudefromseasamestreet laugh*

Youkai-Kagome: 500 PUSH-UPS AND SIT-UPS!!! NOW!!!!!!!!

MeganL No, sir.

Youkai-Kagome: Ok, no relationship with InuYasha. And you get cut out from my opening credits and ending credits!!

Megan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Youkai-Kagome: Riiiiiight! I'm just gonna sit here and let you disrespect me!

Megan: I'll do anything!!!

Youkai-Kagome: Anything?

Megan: Y-yes!

Youkai-Kagome: Then shutup and behave yourself and I might let InuYasha be yours!

Megan: Thank You!!!

InuYasha: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS?!?!?! O.O'

Megan: *Maniacally* HI INUYASHA!!!!!!!

InuYasha: AGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Jumps out of sking litterally*

Youkai-Kagome: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Behave yourself, InuYasha. Appearances can be deceiving! *Tauntingly* *to Megan* Sic'em and sic'em good!!

Sesshoumaru: *Snicker*

Kagome: *Laughing out loud* This....is...too.....good....to......resist!!!

Megan: *Sits on InuYasha's lap*

InuYasha: *Tries prying her off but is unsuccessful since he really doesn't want her gone*

Youkai-Kagome: *Whispers to everyone else except these two lovebirds* Shhhh...let them be...They'll be coming into play soon...Let them have some *fun* first!

Everybody else except the lovebirds: *Whisper back* Ok...hehe!

*Everybody leaves leaving these two to their resources which will be continued during the story at a later time*

-TBC