Disclaimer: I must mourn for the sake of my carrier pigeon. He met a tragic demise. Curse you 737s! May the bird rest in pieces. I do not have a back up plan as of yet but I will.
Chapter 7: In Which There Is A Fight
The next morning, KT was very excited to see everyone's reaction to their new spin on the uniforms. Their uniforms were exactly like Yuki and Kyo's. Black and long sleeved with white ties. Except, instead of a tie fastened around her neck, there was a medium sized bow. KT had also rolled up the sleeves up so that her Kakashi gloves could be clearly seen. Megan was excited too. Mostly because she got to wear a tie. However, she didn't have it on at the moment because she didn't know how to tie it (she's pathetic). She also had her sleeves rolled up so her Sasuke wristband was in plain sight. When Tohru had first seen them, she thought they looked great but advised them that they should wear the girls uniform to avoid trouble. Megan and KT declined and continued to get ready. They went downstairs to get breakfast and the minute Shigure saw them, he burst into tears.
"They're not wearing skirts!" he cried pathetically. Megan rolled her eyes while KT smacked her forehead with her hand.
"Why are you guys wearing those anyway?" Kyo questioned.
"Because me and skirts don't mix." KT explained. Kyo shrugged and resumed eating. But he was blushing! KT watched the reaction with interest.
'Why does he keep blushing?' KT thought. After they had gotten Shigure to stop crying, and had eaten breakfast, they got up and left for school.
They met Haru and Momiji along the way. The first words out of Haru's mouth were
"Hey the chicks aren't wearing skirts!"
"They look so cool though!" Momiji cheered. They walked to school and entered the school yard. Many shocked students stared at Megan and KT. Megan and KT were a little self conscious at first but that cleared away soon enough and they began to strut their stuff.
They went up to the office to figure out who they would be shadowing. The secretary was a bubbly blond that had glasses that magnified her eyes about two time larger than their actual size and a bit too much make up on.
"Good morning!" she cried waving happily at them. Megan and KT slowly edged towards her. It wasn't natural to be that excited in the morning.
"How can I help you?" she smiled brightly.
"These are the new foreign exchange students." Yuki said "They need to know who they are shadowing. Could you please help them?"
"Of course! Anything for the Prince. But this is on a volunteer basis. So no one is assigned to anyone." She said. It was silent for a minute before Yuki spoke up.
"Kyo will take KT." He said calmly.
"WHAT!" Kyo thundered.
"Just do it you stupid cat." Yuki said using his student body presidential authority. Kyo stood there with steam blowing out his ears before finally calming down enough to refrain from breaking something. Preferably the rat's neck.
"Super!" the secretary exclaimed in pure bliss. Megan was extremely frightened now. There was more silence.
"I'll take Megan." Haru said halfway raising his hand. Megan glanced at him.
"Oh yay I'm so glad!" The secretary said clapping her hands. That was down right scary. The secretary pulled up Kyo's schedule for KT and they left with Yuki and Tohru. The secretary was having a little more trouble with Haru's. Meanwhile, Megan was trying to tie her tie and she was failing miserably. Finally she gave up.
"Haru can you help me with my tie?" she whined. Haru wordlessly began to tie the tie. Megan began to blush at the close proximity of the 2.
"Awwww! Young love! That's so sweet!" the secretary crooned with sparkles in her eyes. Megan quickly stepped back to distance herself from Haru and blushed about 50 shades of red. Megan was ready to shoot the secretary.
"Here's your schedule. Have a good day." The secretary smiled brightly waving them off. Megan followed Haru out and once they left the office, she decided to speak her mind.
"Is she always like that? That's just scary. It should be illegal to be that happy this early." She said. Haru laughed and agreed with her. They then went off to find the others.
KT, Kyo, Yuki, Tohru, Uo, and Hana were lazily lounging out in the school yard waiting for school to start. KT was busy playing with random blades of grass when she
heard a rustling behind her. She slowly looked back and saw a girl quickly hide behind a tree. She blinked as another one tried to be stealthy and duck behind another bush.
"Guys there are people sneaking around in the bushes." KT said. They all looked towards the bushes but saw no one.
"I don't see anyone. Are you sure you're not crazy?" Kyo asked.
"Why would you ask a crazy person that?" KT asked.
"She's not crazy. There are hostile waves coming from that area." Hana said as a little antenna appeared on her head. They all looked over at the bushes and heard frantic whispering. KT was curious now and got up. She then walked over and trooped through the first barricade of bushes. Three girls suddenly popped up and looked furious.
"What are you doing with the Prince?" the middle one asked. Just then Haru and Megan appeared on the scene. One of the bush girls saw it and leapt into action.
"Hey you!" she yelled. Megan looked around before pointing to herself.
"Yes you! Come over here!" the bush girl said. Megan slowly walked over and came to a stop next to KT.
"What are you two doing with the Prince?"
"Who's the Prince?" Megan asked very confused.
"Yuki of course." The bush girl on the right said. (A/N: Since I don't know the fan girls names, they will be labeled like this: Bush Girl 1 is on the left, Bush Girl 2 (center), Bush Girl 3 (right). I will most likely never find out their names….)
"Why do you call Yuki the Prince?" KT asked.
"Because he is like a prince. He's handsome, refined, gentle, helpful, calm, and cute!" Bush Girl 2 sighed dreamily. Bush Girl 2 appeared to be the ring leader of the wild tribe of Bush Girls.
"So what are you doing with the Prince?" she ordered.
"Nothing we were just…talking?" Megan said questioning KT.
"Yes." KT replied. The Bush Girls looked thunderstruck.
"This is unacceptable!" Bush Girl 3 gasped. Megan and KT both raised a brow.
"This is strictly prohibited!" Bush Girl 1 shrieked.
"What is?" Megan inquired.
"You can only talk to or be around Yuki if you are in the Yuki Fan Club!" Bush Girl 2 said with her eye twitching.
"Yuki Fan Club?" KT asked in an are-you-serious voice?
"Yes. That is the only way you can come into contact with the great and beautiful Yuki." Bush Girl 3 explained forcefully.
"So the only way you may talk to him is if you join the Yuki Fan Club. We're not looking for any new members right now but I think we could pull a few strings with the president to squeeze you in." Bush Girl 2 said. These girls defiantly fit the definition of rabid fan firls. It was a wonder that they weren't foaming at the mouth.
"Get away from me you freaks." KT said angrily. The Bush Girls all had looks that almost said KT-just-shot-the-Prince. Megan looked over at KT. KT was about to go postal on them!
"You can't tell me who I can't hang out with! Oh hell no! And I'm not gonna join you stupid club. That's just sad that there is a fan club, in a school no less, for a student. Do you guys have any lives at all?" KT ranted. The Bush Girls looked like they were about to cry but then they turned evil.
"Our lives are the devotion and loyalty to Prince Yuki! We are his soul protection against girls like you! Stay away from him you stupid foreigners!" Bush Girl 2 said angrily. That sent KT over the edge and was getting Megan angry as well.
Yuki and the gang were playing a game of Dai Hin Min when Hana gave her wave report.
"There is a very large disturbance of waves coming from KT." She said laying down a card. They all glanced over and saw Megan trying to hold KT back as KT thrashed violently.
"Oh hell no! C'mere you bitches!" KT yelled. She was struggling against Megan and trying to attack the evil race of Bush Girls.
"Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!" she yelled. But Megan kept a strong hold on KT.
"KT calm down!" Megan said as the Bush Girls looked on in shock. Kyo then came up to help Megan contain the insane KT.
"You will feel the wrath of our president. You better watch your backs." The Bush Girls said before turning and walking away.
"KT calm down! Think of Cloud…Sephiroth…Riku…Sesshomaru…Sanzo!" Megan said as she struggled. KT seemed to think about these hot bishounens and calmed down a lot. Megan continued to list.
"Howl…Train…Itachi!" KT finally returned to her normal calm self. Megan and Kyo let go cautiously. KT was silent.
"We have to add more people to that list." KT reasoned. Yup, it was the normal KT.
"What?" Kyo questioned quietly.
"There are two ways to make KT calm down. The first is the one I just used. That was the listing of our favorite anime guys. The second way is running your finger down her spine. See watch!" Megan said before demonstrating. Megan quickly ran her finger down Kt's spine and KT jumped forward. Which happened to be where Kyo was. She collided with Kyo but they were able to stand their ground. Both stood there for a moment before they realized that they were basically smooshed together. They both jumped away from each other quickly. Kyo blushed till his face was beet red before he turned to stalk off somewhere. KT watched him for a moment before turning onto Megan to beat the living daylights out of her. Megan caught on and gave a nervous smile.
"You know I hate it when you do that." KT said darkly. Megan whimpered before running behind Haru for protection. KT was just about to punch Megan when the school bell rang.
"Oh darn! There's the bell! Better not be late Haru!" she said grabbing Haru by the sleeve and dragging him towards the school.
Writing about rabid fangirls is really fun. I finally got all of the glitter out of my hair….at least I think I did. But alas, I had another accident today. It involved powdered laundry detergent. Its all over the floor and is now imbedded in the seams of my backpack that happened to lay in the path of the evil granules. I am very accident prone. I usually don't hurt my self but I tend to make a mess of things where ever I am…….