Title: Why The Heck am I Stuck With You?
By: Youkai Kagome
Summary: Sesshoumaru has always hated humans. But what will happen when he's thrown into a ball-like prison with a certain human miko? Kagome has never really feared any demons in all her years fighting for Shikon Shards. After finally gathering all the shards, the Shikon No Tama's original creator, Midoriko, places her and her worst nightmare in a ball-like prison until they figure out how to get out. Will she be able to break his heart of ice? Or will she and Sesshoumaru be stuck together for the rest of their lives in this ball-like prison?
Opening Credits:
Shadow: And people say I have a split personality!
Death: You do...
Shadow: Shutup... Ok update soon cause i like ur story if u dont i'll KILL you xD...
Death: She scares me sometimes...
Shadow: And Sesshy baby why didnt u come home last night!... AND WHAT R U DOIN IN THE BUBBLE THING WITH KAGOME!
Death: *drags Shadow out* I'll calm her down...
Sesshoumaru: It doesn't look like I had a choice...Hey wait a minute! Do I know you? *Points to Shadow* Oh, yes. Don't kill Youkai Kagome. She can't help herself being a snail and all.
Youkai Kagome: What?!
Sesshoumaru: Nothing!!
Youkai Kagome: You called me a snail?! HOW DARE YOU!!! *Gets a Rosary similar to InuYasha's and puts it on Sesshoumaru* Now, I'm sure you know what these devices do, Fluffy. If you misbehave I can use a restraint word and you will plummet into the ground just like InuYasha. Observe. InuYasha, SIT!!!
InuYasha: *THUD* Stop using me as a decoy already!!!
Youkai Kagome: Now we shall test it on you, Fluffy! Sesshoumaru, SIT!!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: O_o *THUD* Owwwwwwwww....
Youkai Kagome: Now that you know the extent of this rosary's power, we'll get on with the disclaimer with no Megans included.
Megan: HEY!!!
Youkai Kagome: *Pulls out Rosary* Your turn!!! *EVILLY*
Megan: *Runs away*
Youkai Kagome: That's right! And don't come back!!!! Now we'll get onto our unfavorite time of day. DISCLAIMER hour with no Megans included!
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of the characters from it. They are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. With her permission, I would hope, I only discipline them. As you can see above here I am not implying any ownership of any of the Inu characters or Shadow and Death. Shadow and Death are owned by one of my reviewers who caught my interest and I decided to see where this would take me. Have a nice day and don't sue me. Thank You. The only thing I happen to own is my story idea...
NOTE: This chapter will be based on Kagome's thoughts alone, in case any of you out there will be wondering. They will be based on her feelings for InuYasha.
~.:.Chapter 6-Kagome's Feelings For InuYasha.:.~
'Here I am up half the night thinking about my feelings for InuYasha. I think about it and I wonder. When he shows his feelings, he always has to cover them up right away and act like a tough guy the next. And the way he always runs off with that dead claypot and then can't look me straight in the eye. He knows damn well it hurt me before I was captured in this stupid prison. But he ran off with her anyways. *Sigh* I understand now that Kikyo is always going to come first. After all, she was his first love even though they thought the other had betrayed him/her. It's obvious I could never compare up to her. I want someone who I can have for myself and no one else, not just bits and pieces.
She has always had a piece of his heart. I'm not going to sit back and be second best for when she isn't around and he has no one else. He's always telling me I'm useless and good for nothing when it was actually me who told him where the Shikon Shards were located before we got the Shikon No Tama whole again! I promised him I'd come back to visit often and this is the thanks I get! He's never grateful for anything I do for him! Unlike Sesshoumaru! Sesshoumaru isn't making fun of my weaknesses and incapabilities like InuYasha does! I guess I sort of realize now that my destiny is not meant to be with InuYasha but with Sesshoumaru. Really, has he ever called me worthless and meant it? Sure InuYasha has said stuff and didn't mean it but he sure made it sound like he did. How many times has InuYasha driven me away when I just wanted to help?
Everytime he ran off with that dead claypot knowing that it hurt me. He loves her, not me. He might love me but it would only be as a friend and nothing more. I remember him crying out my name that day Sesshoumaru and I were thrown in this prison. He sounded surprised and another emotion I had never heard from him before: Love and sadness. Okay, that was two but put them together and you get one emotion called caring. But that was it, he never told me that he loved me so I have to assume he just cares about me as a friend and nothing else. Now to Sesshoumaru. Sure, he can be a jerk at times, but he isn't as cold as he lets out to be. He apologized and was actually worried I wouldn't forgive him or want anything to do with him at all!
InuYasha has never apologized to me because he thought that I would be just the always forgiving person. He doesn't really care about how I feel. All he ever thought of me was a 'shard detector'. He was never grateful that I found all the shards and put the Shikon no Tama back together. Sesshoumaru seems to care about my feelings, if not a whole hell of a lot. And he appreciates my character, unlike InuYasha. Well, I can't exactly blame him for that one. After all, I would sit him all the time when he did something stupid. But hey, now that I think about it, I don't really care about what he thinks of me anymore. I don't love him like that anymore. If he loves me like that, he just thought too late to tell me about it! I guess you could say I have something for Sesshoumaru, but he's going to be telling me first before I tell him how I feel!'
~.:.Regular Story.:.~
She finally got tired enough to temporarily stop ranting and railing about InuYasha and went to sleep. She had had an exhausting day, talking to Sesshoumaru and getting things taken care of there. Now, she needed to find out how to get out of this ball-like dungeon. Even though she pretty much had a clue what it was, she wanted to see if there was any way around it before concieding to the fact that it was *that*.
~.:.End Chapter.:.~
Author Note 2/15/04:
Ok, I realise right now that this chapter may have been real short. I couldn't really think of anything other than what I had put down. If anybody has any suggestions for this kind of stuff, please feel free to tell me. I'll probably write a chapter like this for Sesshoumaru's feelings for Kagome, but I have a feeling that I'm going to need help.
Ending Credits:
Megan: *Lugging InuYasha back* Hi *Pervertedly*
Youkai Kagome: I swear, you and Miroku would get along just perfectly!
Megan: Who's Miroku?
Miroku: *Pervertedly* Hi.....
Youkai Kagome: Shouldn't have said that...
Miroku: Will you bear my children?
Megan: *Glancing from InuYasha to Miroku* I don't know!! I honestly don't know! This is so sudden!! *Has a break down, spasm, you name it*
Youkai Kagome: Miroku, go away! You're more trouble than you're worth!
Miroku: Why? I've finally found someone to bear my children!
Youkai Kagome: It's obvious she doesn't want anything to do with you, cause of your pervert ways, which, frankly, are worse than I have ever seen in my entire life!
Megan: *Coming out of spasm, breakdown, heart attack, you name it* I did not say that!
Youkai-Kagome: *Continues* Like I said, he's too much for you. He gropes women's butts! Look at poor Sango! She gets groped practically every day!!
Megan: *Sticks butt in Miroku's face* Grope me, grope me!
InuYasha: *Pulls Megan back before hentai gets chance to grope her*
Megan: So...you DO care!
InuYasha: You're not his to grope, after all he already has Sango! And besides....*Whispers in Megan's ear* I love you.
Youkai Kagome: Awwwww! That's so sweet!!
InuYasha: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR THAT, DUMBASS!!!!!
Youkai Kagome: No shit, Sherlock! I wrote it so I hear EVERYTHING!!! Even your very thoughts!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
InuYasha: Okay, you're overreacting now...
Megan: Exactly what I thought...
Youkai Kagome: *Puts Rosary around Megan's neck SUCCESSFULLY* Megan and InuYasha, SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu, Meg: *THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *Fall in heap*
Youkai Kagome: No making out, or I'll sit you all the way to the U.S. and back!!!
InuYasha: What's the U.S.?
Youkai Kagome: You're too stupid to know that so I'm not even going to tell you.
InuYasha: I RESENT THAT!!!!
Youkai Kagome: Yeah, well GET THE FUCK USED TO IT CAUSE IT'S TRUE!!! AND GET OUT OF MEGAN!!! YOU'LL GET YOUR LEMON LATER!!!!!
InuYasha: Y-y-yes ma'am!!
Youkai Kagome: Folks, should I really give these guys a lemon?
Megan: Uhhhhhhhh.....uhoh!!
Youkai Kagome: NOT NOW!!! LEMON LATER!!!
Megan: *Looking at InuYasha and whispering in his ear* I think I'm pregnant...
Youkai Kagome: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NO LEMON FOR YOU!! I DON'T NEED NO PREGNANT TEENAGER RISKING LOSING THE BABY!!!!!!!
InuYasha: *Sigh* Great...no lemon, now that you got yourself pregnant...
Megan: Not my fault! You're the one who fertilized me!!
Youkai Kagome: TMI!!!! YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT GETTING IN MY STORY SINCE YOU TWO ARE BECOMING AS PERVERTED AS MIROKU HERE!!!!
Miroku: Did somebody call my name?
Youkai Kagome: NO!!!!! NOW GO GROPE SANGO!!!!!
Miroku: OKAY!! *Enthusiastically*
Youkai Kagome: Definitely shouldn't have said that... AND NO LEMON(s) FOR YOU STILL!!!!!!!
Megan: Um, duh!!
Youkai Kagome: EVER!!!!!!
Megan: We'll just have our own!
Youkai Kagome: At least I won't be there to see it!
InuYasha: I will!
Youkai Kagome: No shit, Sherlock. YOU'RE THE FUCKING FATHER!!!!!
InuYasha: Oh yeah.
Youkai Kagome: You just fucking realized that?!
InuYasha: Uh huh...
Megan: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! *Runs off and cries*
Youkai Kagome: Now you did it. You gone and made her cry!!!
InuYasha: *Runs after her* *Couple minutes later a faint thud is heard* Owwwwwwww....my head......
~Fin
By: Youkai Kagome
Summary: Sesshoumaru has always hated humans. But what will happen when he's thrown into a ball-like prison with a certain human miko? Kagome has never really feared any demons in all her years fighting for Shikon Shards. After finally gathering all the shards, the Shikon No Tama's original creator, Midoriko, places her and her worst nightmare in a ball-like prison until they figure out how to get out. Will she be able to break his heart of ice? Or will she and Sesshoumaru be stuck together for the rest of their lives in this ball-like prison?
Opening Credits:
Shadow: And people say I have a split personality!
Death: You do...
Shadow: Shutup... Ok update soon cause i like ur story if u dont i'll KILL you xD...
Death: She scares me sometimes...
Shadow: And Sesshy baby why didnt u come home last night!... AND WHAT R U DOIN IN THE BUBBLE THING WITH KAGOME!
Death: *drags Shadow out* I'll calm her down...
Sesshoumaru: It doesn't look like I had a choice...Hey wait a minute! Do I know you? *Points to Shadow* Oh, yes. Don't kill Youkai Kagome. She can't help herself being a snail and all.
Youkai Kagome: What?!
Sesshoumaru: Nothing!!
Youkai Kagome: You called me a snail?! HOW DARE YOU!!! *Gets a Rosary similar to InuYasha's and puts it on Sesshoumaru* Now, I'm sure you know what these devices do, Fluffy. If you misbehave I can use a restraint word and you will plummet into the ground just like InuYasha. Observe. InuYasha, SIT!!!
InuYasha: *THUD* Stop using me as a decoy already!!!
Youkai Kagome: Now we shall test it on you, Fluffy! Sesshoumaru, SIT!!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: O_o *THUD* Owwwwwwwww....
Youkai Kagome: Now that you know the extent of this rosary's power, we'll get on with the disclaimer with no Megans included.
Megan: HEY!!!
Youkai Kagome: *Pulls out Rosary* Your turn!!! *EVILLY*
Megan: *Runs away*
Youkai Kagome: That's right! And don't come back!!!! Now we'll get onto our unfavorite time of day. DISCLAIMER hour with no Megans included!
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of the characters from it. They are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. With her permission, I would hope, I only discipline them. As you can see above here I am not implying any ownership of any of the Inu characters or Shadow and Death. Shadow and Death are owned by one of my reviewers who caught my interest and I decided to see where this would take me. Have a nice day and don't sue me. Thank You. The only thing I happen to own is my story idea...
NOTE: This chapter will be based on Kagome's thoughts alone, in case any of you out there will be wondering. They will be based on her feelings for InuYasha.
~.:.Chapter 6-Kagome's Feelings For InuYasha.:.~
'Here I am up half the night thinking about my feelings for InuYasha. I think about it and I wonder. When he shows his feelings, he always has to cover them up right away and act like a tough guy the next. And the way he always runs off with that dead claypot and then can't look me straight in the eye. He knows damn well it hurt me before I was captured in this stupid prison. But he ran off with her anyways. *Sigh* I understand now that Kikyo is always going to come first. After all, she was his first love even though they thought the other had betrayed him/her. It's obvious I could never compare up to her. I want someone who I can have for myself and no one else, not just bits and pieces.
She has always had a piece of his heart. I'm not going to sit back and be second best for when she isn't around and he has no one else. He's always telling me I'm useless and good for nothing when it was actually me who told him where the Shikon Shards were located before we got the Shikon No Tama whole again! I promised him I'd come back to visit often and this is the thanks I get! He's never grateful for anything I do for him! Unlike Sesshoumaru! Sesshoumaru isn't making fun of my weaknesses and incapabilities like InuYasha does! I guess I sort of realize now that my destiny is not meant to be with InuYasha but with Sesshoumaru. Really, has he ever called me worthless and meant it? Sure InuYasha has said stuff and didn't mean it but he sure made it sound like he did. How many times has InuYasha driven me away when I just wanted to help?
Everytime he ran off with that dead claypot knowing that it hurt me. He loves her, not me. He might love me but it would only be as a friend and nothing more. I remember him crying out my name that day Sesshoumaru and I were thrown in this prison. He sounded surprised and another emotion I had never heard from him before: Love and sadness. Okay, that was two but put them together and you get one emotion called caring. But that was it, he never told me that he loved me so I have to assume he just cares about me as a friend and nothing else. Now to Sesshoumaru. Sure, he can be a jerk at times, but he isn't as cold as he lets out to be. He apologized and was actually worried I wouldn't forgive him or want anything to do with him at all!
InuYasha has never apologized to me because he thought that I would be just the always forgiving person. He doesn't really care about how I feel. All he ever thought of me was a 'shard detector'. He was never grateful that I found all the shards and put the Shikon no Tama back together. Sesshoumaru seems to care about my feelings, if not a whole hell of a lot. And he appreciates my character, unlike InuYasha. Well, I can't exactly blame him for that one. After all, I would sit him all the time when he did something stupid. But hey, now that I think about it, I don't really care about what he thinks of me anymore. I don't love him like that anymore. If he loves me like that, he just thought too late to tell me about it! I guess you could say I have something for Sesshoumaru, but he's going to be telling me first before I tell him how I feel!'
~.:.Regular Story.:.~
She finally got tired enough to temporarily stop ranting and railing about InuYasha and went to sleep. She had had an exhausting day, talking to Sesshoumaru and getting things taken care of there. Now, she needed to find out how to get out of this ball-like dungeon. Even though she pretty much had a clue what it was, she wanted to see if there was any way around it before concieding to the fact that it was *that*.
~.:.End Chapter.:.~
Author Note 2/15/04:
Ok, I realise right now that this chapter may have been real short. I couldn't really think of anything other than what I had put down. If anybody has any suggestions for this kind of stuff, please feel free to tell me. I'll probably write a chapter like this for Sesshoumaru's feelings for Kagome, but I have a feeling that I'm going to need help.
Ending Credits:
Megan: *Lugging InuYasha back* Hi *Pervertedly*
Youkai Kagome: I swear, you and Miroku would get along just perfectly!
Megan: Who's Miroku?
Miroku: *Pervertedly* Hi.....
Youkai Kagome: Shouldn't have said that...
Miroku: Will you bear my children?
Megan: *Glancing from InuYasha to Miroku* I don't know!! I honestly don't know! This is so sudden!! *Has a break down, spasm, you name it*
Youkai Kagome: Miroku, go away! You're more trouble than you're worth!
Miroku: Why? I've finally found someone to bear my children!
Youkai Kagome: It's obvious she doesn't want anything to do with you, cause of your pervert ways, which, frankly, are worse than I have ever seen in my entire life!
Megan: *Coming out of spasm, breakdown, heart attack, you name it* I did not say that!
Youkai-Kagome: *Continues* Like I said, he's too much for you. He gropes women's butts! Look at poor Sango! She gets groped practically every day!!
Megan: *Sticks butt in Miroku's face* Grope me, grope me!
InuYasha: *Pulls Megan back before hentai gets chance to grope her*
Megan: So...you DO care!
InuYasha: You're not his to grope, after all he already has Sango! And besides....*Whispers in Megan's ear* I love you.
Youkai Kagome: Awwwww! That's so sweet!!
InuYasha: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR THAT, DUMBASS!!!!!
Youkai Kagome: No shit, Sherlock! I wrote it so I hear EVERYTHING!!! Even your very thoughts!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
InuYasha: Okay, you're overreacting now...
Megan: Exactly what I thought...
Youkai Kagome: *Puts Rosary around Megan's neck SUCCESSFULLY* Megan and InuYasha, SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu, Meg: *THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *Fall in heap*
Youkai Kagome: No making out, or I'll sit you all the way to the U.S. and back!!!
InuYasha: What's the U.S.?
Youkai Kagome: You're too stupid to know that so I'm not even going to tell you.
InuYasha: I RESENT THAT!!!!
Youkai Kagome: Yeah, well GET THE FUCK USED TO IT CAUSE IT'S TRUE!!! AND GET OUT OF MEGAN!!! YOU'LL GET YOUR LEMON LATER!!!!!
InuYasha: Y-y-yes ma'am!!
Youkai Kagome: Folks, should I really give these guys a lemon?
Megan: Uhhhhhhhh.....uhoh!!
Youkai Kagome: NOT NOW!!! LEMON LATER!!!
Megan: *Looking at InuYasha and whispering in his ear* I think I'm pregnant...
Youkai Kagome: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NO LEMON FOR YOU!! I DON'T NEED NO PREGNANT TEENAGER RISKING LOSING THE BABY!!!!!!!
InuYasha: *Sigh* Great...no lemon, now that you got yourself pregnant...
Megan: Not my fault! You're the one who fertilized me!!
Youkai Kagome: TMI!!!! YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT GETTING IN MY STORY SINCE YOU TWO ARE BECOMING AS PERVERTED AS MIROKU HERE!!!!
Miroku: Did somebody call my name?
Youkai Kagome: NO!!!!! NOW GO GROPE SANGO!!!!!
Miroku: OKAY!! *Enthusiastically*
Youkai Kagome: Definitely shouldn't have said that... AND NO LEMON(s) FOR YOU STILL!!!!!!!
Megan: Um, duh!!
Youkai Kagome: EVER!!!!!!
Megan: We'll just have our own!
Youkai Kagome: At least I won't be there to see it!
InuYasha: I will!
Youkai Kagome: No shit, Sherlock. YOU'RE THE FUCKING FATHER!!!!!
InuYasha: Oh yeah.
Youkai Kagome: You just fucking realized that?!
InuYasha: Uh huh...
Megan: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! *Runs off and cries*
Youkai Kagome: Now you did it. You gone and made her cry!!!
InuYasha: *Runs after her* *Couple minutes later a faint thud is heard* Owwwwwwww....my head......
~Fin