Why The Heck Am I Stuck With You?
By Youkai Kagome
Opening Credits:
Shadow: I am insulted! *throws Sesshomaru back hiss ring that is worth $200,0* oft but im keeping the castle! *hold up the contract*
Death: NICE CHAPTER!
Shadow: Kagome you can do better than that lying cheating person...
Death: UPDATE SOON!! *drags Shadow out*
Sesshoumaru: *Landing on head in hiss ring* I do NOT know you! I never even heard of you, for Kami's sake!!
Kagome: Whatever is going on here, settle it, cause either way, Youkai Kagome's writing as so.
Sesshoumaru: No one asked you!
Kagome: *Ticked* Sesshoumaru, SIT!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: *THUD!!!!!* (Yes, he does have a rosary for opening/ending credits.) It is not of your concern, wench. Now butt out....HEY!!!! THAT'S *MY* CASTLE!!!! GO BUY YOUR OWN!!!! Oh, and by the way, that contract of yours? It's a fake. Don't ask, I can tell. It has a fake signature of the board of housing committees.
Kagome: Ok then....
Megan: Hi....*Pervertedly*
Kagome: Seriously Megan, you should consider dating Miroku over there.
Miroku: Did somebody call my name?
Megan: NO!! Go back to your corner and don't come out!
Miroku: *Dejectedly* Fine....
Megan: So, when do Inu and I get to be together?
Youkai Kagome: Mwuhahahahaha!!! NEVER!!!! *Evilly*
Inu, Megan: GASP!!!!
Youkai Kagome: Geez, I'm kidding!! You'll get your day soon enough! Later chapters or sequel though. Oh yes, I'm considering making Kagome either a youkai, hanyou, or three quarters demon. Please, let me know if I should make her hanyou, full youkai, three quarters, or just plain human.
Kagome: I wanna become a youkai!!!
Sesshoumaru: Deary, you don't even know the first thing about becoming a youkai.
Kagome: Doesn't mean I can't learn, dumbass. Oh yes, I heard something. InuYasha's gonna be taken by Megan :-D Sorry Shadow, but I think InuYasha's gonna be taken. What about that Kouga bum?
Kouga: I heard that...
Kagome: Well Kouga, technically...YOU ARE A BUM!! You assume too darn much. Thinking that I of all people would want to be a mate to a pathetic excuse of a wolf pack leader.
Kouga: Why my mate? Why must you insult me? *Hurt*
Kagome, Sess: She/I am/is not your mate, you stupid asshole!!
Youkai Kagome: What a way to get it out to the guy...Anyways...
Kouga: Hey Youkai Kagome, wanna be my mate?
Youkai Kagome: A mate to your sorry ass? Get a life!! There's no way in seven hells I would ever consider being your mate, you pathetic excuse for a wolf pack leader!!
Kouga: Fine, I know when I'm not wanted....
Youkai Kagome: What are you talking about?! You never know when you're not wanted!! You only know you're not wanted around me! Anyways, we're getting to the disclaimer so I can get on with the story.
~To Be Continued~
Diclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of it's characters. They are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. Shadow and Death once again are owned by one of my reviewers. I do not own Megan. Megan is a real person and at times I am very thankful that I DON'T own Megan.
NOTE: I do not know when Megan will come into play. But she is going to come into play. Just wanted to clear the confusion of whether or not Megan is going to come into play. And once again, we come to the question of whether or not I should make her youkai, hanyou, or just remain human. I think I'm going to turn both Kagome and Megan into Hanyou...Although let me know if you want it something different. -Youkai Kagome
~.:.Chapter 8-Getting to Know Each Other Better.:.~
"So, how exactly did you get here anyway, Kagome?" Sesshoumaru asked. "Well, to be honest I didn't come here of my own free will. You see, I'm from the future about 500 years later from now. I was brought to this time by a centipede youkai who was after the Shikon no Tama. The centipede youkai must've sensed that I was carrying the jewel since I was automatically teleported to this time. I was then chased by the youkai and found your half-brother pinned to the Goshimboku Tree where I had set him free and yes he rescued me and immediately demanded the Shikon no Tama.
"Kaede, I'm sure you've heard of her, put a rosary around InuYasha's neck and I was given power to restrain him should he be a baka no baka like he normally is. I occasionally would sit him for being a jerk. He liked to start fights, for whatever reason I don't know and I certainly don't care anymore!"
"Hmm, this sounds like he has sort of chosen you as his mate, considering all the fighting you two had been doing.." Sesshoumaru trailed off before asking, "I don't mean to impose, but what exactly are your feelings towards my whelp of a brother?" "I don't know anymore. I've thought about it and all I've seen him do is either go run off with that stupid clay pot, Kikyo, or mourn over her dead soul. It's disgusting really. And you would think he would be grateful that I was there for him when he needed me, but nooo. He always went and called me nasty names and did shit that he knew hurt me. I guess when I was put in this stupid barrier it was more of a blessing than a curse, because if you didn't like me you would ignore me."
"Well, that isn't true is it? I don't hate you. You are one of the bravest and strongest humans I have ever met. And one of the most beautiful I have seen too..." Sesshoumaru murmured, hoping Kagome hadn't heard that last part. Too bad for him though that she had actually heard. "Oh.my.God. You said I was beautiful?" Kagome said shellshocked. "Y-you heard me?? No-t-t that I-I-I'm-m-m..." Sesshoumaru trailed off stuttering like a person would on a huge ice block. (A/N: And I thought I stuttered too much...)
Kagome said, "Look, I know you're not accustomed to complimenting women, much less human women. Either way, thank you for the compliment. Nobody has ever called me beautiful, not even InuYasha. Well he was a jerk who couldn't tell ya how he felt and I finally gave up on him, seeing as how he isn't stuck in here with me..." Kagome trailed off, leaving a small hint that she mighy possibly know why they were stuck in there.
"You know as to why we're stuck in here?" Sesshoumaru asked inquisitively. "This is Miko magic, which I'm sure you know. I've been studying this barrier for a while now and I've come to the conclusion that this barrier is a type of barrier that won't let you or I out until we fulfill the purpose for which we've been put in here. I don't know the reason, but I have a feeling that it will leave us bonded in some way by the time we get out of here."(A/N: Yes, I'm sure you've all figured it out now and know what's coming.)
"There is a way in youkai customs that does have this sort of thing that will leave you bonded to the other. Only certain species of youkai do this though, where they mate for life. Inu youkai do this. It's called mating season as I'm sure you've heard of already. Anyway, inu youkai mark their mate signifying that he/she has chosen him/her as their life mate. So in turn, inu mate for life. Unlike my late father..."Sesshoumaru said almost sadly.
"Yes, I've heard of youkai mating and the bondage to some extent. Your father?" Kagome couldn't help but ask, seeing as she was very curious as to what had happened. "My father was a very powerful inu youkai. He was also very lustful. He had mated with my mother. But soon after, he found a human whom he became infatuated with. You've heard of the dog tale where you feed it three times and it will be loyal to you unto death, right?" Seeing as Kagome had nodded her head in acknowledgement he continued, "Well, anyway. Inu don't need to be fed three times to be seduced. It could happen the first time a human should offer an inu human food, this is why I have never been seen accepting human food. My father was stupid enough to take food from her and you can guess what happened from there. She quickly won him over and soon they had mated, though she hadn't marked him in return. This is how my half-brother came into being. After my half-brother's birth, my mother and I were soon thrown out of the picture, while he spent any time he had spoiling InuYasha."
"I know you've explained why you hate InuYasha so much, but to me it doesn't seem to hold water. From what I see, you were pretty much shunned out of the picture as a small child while InuYasha got all the love and attention from your father while you were left in your brother's shadow. He had it all when you only had your mother and yourself to comfort you. You wanted a father there to love you and care for you. Yeah, mother was great at that too. But you wanted your father home spending time with you as much as he spent it with InuYasha. You yearned for the family InuYasha had had before your father was killed. You were jealous that InuYasha had received all that attention when you felt that you were more deserving than him. Let me tell you a story. You see, I never knew my father. He had supposedly left out of the country to the U.S.A. It's a different country back in my world. My mother was expecting Souta at the time, and I was only four when he left.
We had never seen him again. Perhaps he had fallen in love with some other woman and wouldn't own up to it. Or maybe he was killed overseas. We don't know. So sadly, I grew up watching Souta when Mom wasn't home. I live at home with Souta, Gramps, Buyo, and Mom. Buyo is our cat. Gramps is far too old to be watching Souta anymore. We're having him put in a nursing home soon, unfortunately. With his Alzheimer's, he is a threat to everybody around him, it's sad really. He was the one who would always take care of us. Like during the hunt for the Shikon No Tama, he would write excuses as to why I was out a lot. And poor Hojo thought I really was sick and when I was there he would always ask me out on dates, but luckily for the Shikon I was able to get out of it." Sesshoumaru was getting quite interested with 'alzheimer's' and 'date' so he asked, "What exactly is a 'date'? And what is Alzheimer's?"
"A date is when a guy asks a girl out, almost like mating but no sexual contact. There might be kissing and holding hands but that's it. And as for alzheimer's, it's disease that the old folks get in their 90's where they start forgetting stuff. Over a period of time, they might not remember their family. They turn on something and then forget that they turned it on. It could turn out to be a life hazard. So that's why we're putting Gramps in a home," Kagome said sadly. Sesshoumaru was getting that look in his eyes where he wanted to kill something. Sorta like the look he gave about wanting to kill Kouga. "Oh, no. Don't even think about killing Hojo. Hojo may be stupid, but I have told him time and time again that I'm not interested in him. Why, you that interested in me?" Kagome said teasingly.
Sesshoumaru blushed a deep crimson, forgetting about Hojo temporarily for the timebeing. "Oh, so the doggy does have feelings for the miko!" Kagome taunted, all in fun, of course. "Oh, you're so gonna wish you hadn't taunted this Sesshoumaru," Sesshoumaru said as he got ready to chase Kagome, giving her the hint to amscray. "That's if you can catch me! Oh, wait a minute, you can catch me..." Kagome said running off.
~.:.End Chapter.:.~
Ending Credits:
Youkai Kagome: Ooh, I left a cliffy!! What shall happen next? Oh the suspense is killing me!!
Kagome: What are you talking about? You're the author, for Pete's sake! You're supposed to know *everything* that happens!
Youkai: I'm not that stupid! I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to write for next chapter...
Megan: Hi....*Pervertedly....again*
Youkai Kagome: Will you stop being perverted?! *Exasperated*
Megan: *Defiantly* No.
Youkai Kagome: Well, then we take drastic measures of getting InuYasha a new girlfriend.
InuYasha: You are NOT telling me who I can and can't date, wench!
Youkai Kagome: Oh *really*? I can s-- you, you know. And you damn well know I will, and it will be extra force, too. So don't push your luck with me tonight. I'm very moody this week and I might s-- you to no end.
InuYasha: *GULP* Better do as she says, Megan. I don't think she's joshing here.
Megan: No shit, Sherlock...I'm afraid of this side of her...She has mood swings a *lot*...
Youkai Kagome: WHAT?!
Megan: Nothing!!
Youkai Kagome: Yeah whatever, I heard ya saying I have mood swings. And don't play me dumb, 'cause I've got good hearing!
InuYasha: She's right on that one...After all, she *is* a youkai, and a full blooded one at that.
Sesshoumaru: But! She isn't stronger than me. *Boastful*
Megan: Oh put a sock in it already! We know you're all might and powerful but we didn't think you were one to brag.
Sesshoumaru: Watch it, bitch. Or I'll use you as my chew toy. *And no the author is not think perverted*
InuYasha: You do, and I'll make sure your *beautiful* hair is in sinders!
Sesshoumaru: No, not my beautiful hair! Do you realize how long that took me to beautify it to what it is?!
Inu, Sess, Meg, Kag, Youkai Kag: *Roll eyes* Oh God, now we have the hair...
~Fin
By Youkai Kagome
Opening Credits:
Shadow: I am insulted! *throws Sesshomaru back hiss ring that is worth $200,0* oft but im keeping the castle! *hold up the contract*
Death: NICE CHAPTER!
Shadow: Kagome you can do better than that lying cheating person...
Death: UPDATE SOON!! *drags Shadow out*
Sesshoumaru: *Landing on head in hiss ring* I do NOT know you! I never even heard of you, for Kami's sake!!
Kagome: Whatever is going on here, settle it, cause either way, Youkai Kagome's writing as so.
Sesshoumaru: No one asked you!
Kagome: *Ticked* Sesshoumaru, SIT!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: *THUD!!!!!* (Yes, he does have a rosary for opening/ending credits.) It is not of your concern, wench. Now butt out....HEY!!!! THAT'S *MY* CASTLE!!!! GO BUY YOUR OWN!!!! Oh, and by the way, that contract of yours? It's a fake. Don't ask, I can tell. It has a fake signature of the board of housing committees.
Kagome: Ok then....
Megan: Hi....*Pervertedly*
Kagome: Seriously Megan, you should consider dating Miroku over there.
Miroku: Did somebody call my name?
Megan: NO!! Go back to your corner and don't come out!
Miroku: *Dejectedly* Fine....
Megan: So, when do Inu and I get to be together?
Youkai Kagome: Mwuhahahahaha!!! NEVER!!!! *Evilly*
Inu, Megan: GASP!!!!
Youkai Kagome: Geez, I'm kidding!! You'll get your day soon enough! Later chapters or sequel though. Oh yes, I'm considering making Kagome either a youkai, hanyou, or three quarters demon. Please, let me know if I should make her hanyou, full youkai, three quarters, or just plain human.
Kagome: I wanna become a youkai!!!
Sesshoumaru: Deary, you don't even know the first thing about becoming a youkai.
Kagome: Doesn't mean I can't learn, dumbass. Oh yes, I heard something. InuYasha's gonna be taken by Megan :-D Sorry Shadow, but I think InuYasha's gonna be taken. What about that Kouga bum?
Kouga: I heard that...
Kagome: Well Kouga, technically...YOU ARE A BUM!! You assume too darn much. Thinking that I of all people would want to be a mate to a pathetic excuse of a wolf pack leader.
Kouga: Why my mate? Why must you insult me? *Hurt*
Kagome, Sess: She/I am/is not your mate, you stupid asshole!!
Youkai Kagome: What a way to get it out to the guy...Anyways...
Kouga: Hey Youkai Kagome, wanna be my mate?
Youkai Kagome: A mate to your sorry ass? Get a life!! There's no way in seven hells I would ever consider being your mate, you pathetic excuse for a wolf pack leader!!
Kouga: Fine, I know when I'm not wanted....
Youkai Kagome: What are you talking about?! You never know when you're not wanted!! You only know you're not wanted around me! Anyways, we're getting to the disclaimer so I can get on with the story.
~To Be Continued~
Diclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of it's characters. They are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. Shadow and Death once again are owned by one of my reviewers. I do not own Megan. Megan is a real person and at times I am very thankful that I DON'T own Megan.
NOTE: I do not know when Megan will come into play. But she is going to come into play. Just wanted to clear the confusion of whether or not Megan is going to come into play. And once again, we come to the question of whether or not I should make her youkai, hanyou, or just remain human. I think I'm going to turn both Kagome and Megan into Hanyou...Although let me know if you want it something different. -Youkai Kagome
~.:.Chapter 8-Getting to Know Each Other Better.:.~
"So, how exactly did you get here anyway, Kagome?" Sesshoumaru asked. "Well, to be honest I didn't come here of my own free will. You see, I'm from the future about 500 years later from now. I was brought to this time by a centipede youkai who was after the Shikon no Tama. The centipede youkai must've sensed that I was carrying the jewel since I was automatically teleported to this time. I was then chased by the youkai and found your half-brother pinned to the Goshimboku Tree where I had set him free and yes he rescued me and immediately demanded the Shikon no Tama.
"Kaede, I'm sure you've heard of her, put a rosary around InuYasha's neck and I was given power to restrain him should he be a baka no baka like he normally is. I occasionally would sit him for being a jerk. He liked to start fights, for whatever reason I don't know and I certainly don't care anymore!"
"Hmm, this sounds like he has sort of chosen you as his mate, considering all the fighting you two had been doing.." Sesshoumaru trailed off before asking, "I don't mean to impose, but what exactly are your feelings towards my whelp of a brother?" "I don't know anymore. I've thought about it and all I've seen him do is either go run off with that stupid clay pot, Kikyo, or mourn over her dead soul. It's disgusting really. And you would think he would be grateful that I was there for him when he needed me, but nooo. He always went and called me nasty names and did shit that he knew hurt me. I guess when I was put in this stupid barrier it was more of a blessing than a curse, because if you didn't like me you would ignore me."
"Well, that isn't true is it? I don't hate you. You are one of the bravest and strongest humans I have ever met. And one of the most beautiful I have seen too..." Sesshoumaru murmured, hoping Kagome hadn't heard that last part. Too bad for him though that she had actually heard. "Oh.my.God. You said I was beautiful?" Kagome said shellshocked. "Y-you heard me?? No-t-t that I-I-I'm-m-m..." Sesshoumaru trailed off stuttering like a person would on a huge ice block. (A/N: And I thought I stuttered too much...)
Kagome said, "Look, I know you're not accustomed to complimenting women, much less human women. Either way, thank you for the compliment. Nobody has ever called me beautiful, not even InuYasha. Well he was a jerk who couldn't tell ya how he felt and I finally gave up on him, seeing as how he isn't stuck in here with me..." Kagome trailed off, leaving a small hint that she mighy possibly know why they were stuck in there.
"You know as to why we're stuck in here?" Sesshoumaru asked inquisitively. "This is Miko magic, which I'm sure you know. I've been studying this barrier for a while now and I've come to the conclusion that this barrier is a type of barrier that won't let you or I out until we fulfill the purpose for which we've been put in here. I don't know the reason, but I have a feeling that it will leave us bonded in some way by the time we get out of here."(A/N: Yes, I'm sure you've all figured it out now and know what's coming.)
"There is a way in youkai customs that does have this sort of thing that will leave you bonded to the other. Only certain species of youkai do this though, where they mate for life. Inu youkai do this. It's called mating season as I'm sure you've heard of already. Anyway, inu youkai mark their mate signifying that he/she has chosen him/her as their life mate. So in turn, inu mate for life. Unlike my late father..."Sesshoumaru said almost sadly.
"Yes, I've heard of youkai mating and the bondage to some extent. Your father?" Kagome couldn't help but ask, seeing as she was very curious as to what had happened. "My father was a very powerful inu youkai. He was also very lustful. He had mated with my mother. But soon after, he found a human whom he became infatuated with. You've heard of the dog tale where you feed it three times and it will be loyal to you unto death, right?" Seeing as Kagome had nodded her head in acknowledgement he continued, "Well, anyway. Inu don't need to be fed three times to be seduced. It could happen the first time a human should offer an inu human food, this is why I have never been seen accepting human food. My father was stupid enough to take food from her and you can guess what happened from there. She quickly won him over and soon they had mated, though she hadn't marked him in return. This is how my half-brother came into being. After my half-brother's birth, my mother and I were soon thrown out of the picture, while he spent any time he had spoiling InuYasha."
"I know you've explained why you hate InuYasha so much, but to me it doesn't seem to hold water. From what I see, you were pretty much shunned out of the picture as a small child while InuYasha got all the love and attention from your father while you were left in your brother's shadow. He had it all when you only had your mother and yourself to comfort you. You wanted a father there to love you and care for you. Yeah, mother was great at that too. But you wanted your father home spending time with you as much as he spent it with InuYasha. You yearned for the family InuYasha had had before your father was killed. You were jealous that InuYasha had received all that attention when you felt that you were more deserving than him. Let me tell you a story. You see, I never knew my father. He had supposedly left out of the country to the U.S.A. It's a different country back in my world. My mother was expecting Souta at the time, and I was only four when he left.
We had never seen him again. Perhaps he had fallen in love with some other woman and wouldn't own up to it. Or maybe he was killed overseas. We don't know. So sadly, I grew up watching Souta when Mom wasn't home. I live at home with Souta, Gramps, Buyo, and Mom. Buyo is our cat. Gramps is far too old to be watching Souta anymore. We're having him put in a nursing home soon, unfortunately. With his Alzheimer's, he is a threat to everybody around him, it's sad really. He was the one who would always take care of us. Like during the hunt for the Shikon No Tama, he would write excuses as to why I was out a lot. And poor Hojo thought I really was sick and when I was there he would always ask me out on dates, but luckily for the Shikon I was able to get out of it." Sesshoumaru was getting quite interested with 'alzheimer's' and 'date' so he asked, "What exactly is a 'date'? And what is Alzheimer's?"
"A date is when a guy asks a girl out, almost like mating but no sexual contact. There might be kissing and holding hands but that's it. And as for alzheimer's, it's disease that the old folks get in their 90's where they start forgetting stuff. Over a period of time, they might not remember their family. They turn on something and then forget that they turned it on. It could turn out to be a life hazard. So that's why we're putting Gramps in a home," Kagome said sadly. Sesshoumaru was getting that look in his eyes where he wanted to kill something. Sorta like the look he gave about wanting to kill Kouga. "Oh, no. Don't even think about killing Hojo. Hojo may be stupid, but I have told him time and time again that I'm not interested in him. Why, you that interested in me?" Kagome said teasingly.
Sesshoumaru blushed a deep crimson, forgetting about Hojo temporarily for the timebeing. "Oh, so the doggy does have feelings for the miko!" Kagome taunted, all in fun, of course. "Oh, you're so gonna wish you hadn't taunted this Sesshoumaru," Sesshoumaru said as he got ready to chase Kagome, giving her the hint to amscray. "That's if you can catch me! Oh, wait a minute, you can catch me..." Kagome said running off.
~.:.End Chapter.:.~
Ending Credits:
Youkai Kagome: Ooh, I left a cliffy!! What shall happen next? Oh the suspense is killing me!!
Kagome: What are you talking about? You're the author, for Pete's sake! You're supposed to know *everything* that happens!
Youkai: I'm not that stupid! I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to write for next chapter...
Megan: Hi....*Pervertedly....again*
Youkai Kagome: Will you stop being perverted?! *Exasperated*
Megan: *Defiantly* No.
Youkai Kagome: Well, then we take drastic measures of getting InuYasha a new girlfriend.
InuYasha: You are NOT telling me who I can and can't date, wench!
Youkai Kagome: Oh *really*? I can s-- you, you know. And you damn well know I will, and it will be extra force, too. So don't push your luck with me tonight. I'm very moody this week and I might s-- you to no end.
InuYasha: *GULP* Better do as she says, Megan. I don't think she's joshing here.
Megan: No shit, Sherlock...I'm afraid of this side of her...She has mood swings a *lot*...
Youkai Kagome: WHAT?!
Megan: Nothing!!
Youkai Kagome: Yeah whatever, I heard ya saying I have mood swings. And don't play me dumb, 'cause I've got good hearing!
InuYasha: She's right on that one...After all, she *is* a youkai, and a full blooded one at that.
Sesshoumaru: But! She isn't stronger than me. *Boastful*
Megan: Oh put a sock in it already! We know you're all might and powerful but we didn't think you were one to brag.
Sesshoumaru: Watch it, bitch. Or I'll use you as my chew toy. *And no the author is not think perverted*
InuYasha: You do, and I'll make sure your *beautiful* hair is in sinders!
Sesshoumaru: No, not my beautiful hair! Do you realize how long that took me to beautify it to what it is?!
Inu, Sess, Meg, Kag, Youkai Kag: *Roll eyes* Oh God, now we have the hair...
~Fin