Title: Why The Heck Am I stuck with You!
By Youkai Kagome
Opening Credits
Shadow: *drinks some alchohol* O.o.. SESSHOMARU DIE! *grops Miroku*
Death: Oh my...
Shadow: *keeps groping Miroku looking like a prostitue* I'll pay you 1 dollah!
Death: o.o'... *tackles Shadow and forces down her medicine* Umm... yeah.. Update soon!
Sesshoumaru: Look, lady. I don't know what you're trying to pull here, but I didn't know ya then and I don't know ya now! Give me a break, really! I don't know a Shadow or a Death. I don't know why I got stuck with such a conniving and relentless pest! How many times do I have to tell ya, I don't know ya! I never heard of ya! My heart belongs to someone else, not to some person I don't know at all, hardly. Go find yourself somebody else. Like that Kouga bum sitting over there sulking 'cause he can't find a mate that thinks he's hot stuff when he really isn't. Oh, and another thing. You seriously need anger management. The hentai is taken up with Sango.
*Off in the distance you can hear a muffled noise*
Miroku: *Far away* No I'm not! I've gotten over her years ago. It's clear she doesn't love me anyways.
Sesshoumaru: Well maybe you shouldn't have groped her and then maybe she would have a reason to fall in love with you!
Kagome: Yeah, not to mention that you groped my butt as well...
Sesshoumaru: WHAT?!?! HE IS NOT TO BE GROPING MY KAGOME!!!!
Kagome: Oh my...
Megan: Could it be?
InuYasha: He didn't say what I thought he just said, did he?
Youkai Kagome: I can't believe it! And I didn't even think it up!
Sesshoumaru: Er...well...
Megan: Oh, cut denying the fact that you have grown attatched to Kagome. I see the way you look at her.
Sesshoumaru: Mind your business, wench!!
Kagome: Mind your manners, Fluffy. You know InuYasha is *very* protective of Megan and if you call her anything like that he could go off the deep end...
InuYasha: *Gets red in the eyes*
CLIFFY in the Opening Credits! WOO!
~To be Continued~
DISCLAIMER: I do not own InuYasha or any of the characters. I do not own Shadow or Death. I have been graciously given humorous dialogue and I saw no reason why I shouldn't post it. I do not own Megan. However, I am surprised that she was *not* perverted for once today. *She has completely forgotten the fact that she would take InuYasha away from her, at the moment.* Thank you and don't sue!
NOTE: Oh, yes. Since I don't know what to do with Sesshoumaru, I'm going to get the show started with Megan and InuYasha a bit. I am still wondering if I should turn them into youkai, hanyou, or leave them human. I would prefer them be youkai, but you're the audience and I simply do not know what to do in the pending moment. So if you would like to cast a vote, I would greatly appreciate it. Unless rule says you're not allowed to. I don't know, I don't always read the rules. -Youkai Kagome
~.:.Chapter 9-InuYasha Meets Someone New.:.~
InuYasha hadn't noticed a smell unknown to him coming towards him. It smelled so natural that you could barely tell that the person was even there. He had sensed the person or thing a little late and few minutes later you could hear a "Kuso!" being shouted. InuYasha didn't know what who the person was but he nearly attacked a human being who was only looking around, very confused. "AGHH!!-MPF!!"
"Quiet, there's youkai everywhere. You want to get yourself killed?!" InuYasha yelled silently. "Just what the heck are you doing out here anyways?" The girl shivered in fear, but took the time to take in InuYasha's features. He didn't look like a madman that would kill her at any given moment. "I don't know, I was looking for Kagome 'cause I thought she was home and I fell in this weird well and climbed out and was transported here! I don't know who the heck you are or what youkai are or anything!" The girl shrieked, terrified for her own life.
"You're from Kagome's time?? I don't get it, only Kagome and I are allowed to go through that well. Kagome's been trapped in that barrier beyond us for several months now with my half-brother, Sesshoumaru. You fell through the Bone-eaters well. Come on, I will take you to Kaede's to hopefully solve this mystery as to why you're here," InuYasha, surprisingly not being the jerk he normally is. "Just who are you? Or wait, are you that InuYasha guy that Kagome's talked about on several occasions?"
"Yes, I'm that InuYasha guy. Just what did she say about me?" InuYasha asked getting curious. "She said that you were an insensitive jerk at times, but were the best friend that she has ever had. You see, she does have friends in our time but they are always setting up dates for her with Hojo. She was always cancelling them, but I never knew why until now. She came here a lot through that strange well. She never really told me about it, probably because I wouldn't believe it or I would freak out. I knew that she didn't have any feelings towards Hojo other than friendship. And then last year, we heard that she quit school. She said she just didn't have the time for it 'cause she was always 'sick' with some odd illness or injury. And then poor Hojo would bring her medicines and ailments from his uncle's store. Or was it his father's? Poor Hojo hasn't been the same when he found out she quit school. Although, she never told you I have a feeling," Megan said as they were going to Kaede's.
"I am an insensitive jerk at times...I have done many things to her throughout the search for the Shikon jewel. I have hurt her many times running off with a dead miko that is her incarnation. Don't ask. Other times I have called her a wench or bitch and stuff and was always rude and cursed when she would sit me. Thank Kami you can't though since you're not bonded to me in any way like her. I'm supposed to be her protector but yet I couldn't protect her from that damn barrier," InuYasha said regrettably. "It's not your fault. She must've been put in there for a reason. And since she was put there with your brother, they're meant to be together. And from what I've heard, you wouldn't be the man for the job, because them two are meant to fulfill a prophecy together. I have had a dream of this and have had some vague visions of this place, but I haven't seen you in it, just some stoic silver-haired with amber eyes youkai and a beautiful youkai that was his mate," She said, unknowingly telling the future.
"We're here. The old hag will see you in a few minutes," InuYasha said, disdainfully towards Kaede since she put the rosary around his neck. "Just why are you being so uhhh...nice to me? I've heard that you aren't usually this nice, but tend to be rude and egotistical and have a bad temper."
"I DO NOT HAVE A BAD TEMPER!!!" InuYasha yelled. (A/N: Yes, I know InuYasha is a bit OCC. But once again I can't resist being the kind-hearted soul that I am. And besides, he DOES have a crush on Megan even though they just met.) "Sure. What do you think that was, an outburst?" She asked, before continuing, "Anyways, I'm going to go see Kaede now, since you appear to be busy blowing off steam at the moment."
It wasn't long before Kaede had found out why she was here. "It appears to me child, that ye are destined to be with InuYasha. Midoriko has obviously taken pity on him and has decided that ye should be his mate. Granted, InuYasha has a bad temper-" "I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER, OLD HAG!!!" "Ahem, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, he does have a bad temper and can be a jerk at times, but he does have a good heart. He is very protective of those he cares about, considering he shows it in the way he does. It's his way of showing he cares. He may call you names and stuff, but he called Kagome names and stuff also. Another thing I have noticed about ye is that ye are a potential miko and there is something about ye that I'm not so sure I know exactly. I'm sure it will come out in good time. I must gather herbs now, but if you decide that you'd like to train ye are more than welcome."
"Thank you, Kaede-sama. I am honored that you would accept me as a miko apprentice, although I don't think that I'll be around much from that look I'm getting from InuYasha," Megan said regrettably. "Heh, sounds like you two will have a wonderful life together. Don't let him stop you, since you are to be his mate in the future you also have rights to the rosary around his neck, so therefore he can't tell you what to do without the rosary at yer disposal," Kaede said with a hint in her voice that InuYasha had better not hold her back from training if she wanted to do so.
After saying her goodbyes and such, she went back out to InuYasha who was indignant that his 'future mate' should train as a miko. "You will 'not' be training as a miko, you hear me?!" InuYasha said, almost possessively. "And you will NOT tell me what to do unless you'd care to eat dirt today!" Megan retorted giving InuYasha the hint that if he didn't shut his yap that he'd be kissing his old friend dirt very soon. "Feh, whatever. But you won't be around a lot anyways. Other business to attend to." InuYasha said dreadedly. It was almost as if he didn't want to but knew it the top priority right now. He would rather get to know her better, fall in love with her perhaps, become mates and you get the picture.
"What type of business?" Megan asked curiously. She had a feeling that she wasn't going to like it but on the other hand, it gave her and InuYasha a chance to get to know each other better. "There's a war threatening to break out in the Western Lands and Sesshoumaru, my brother and lord, will kill me if he finds his lands gone to smitherenes. He treasures those lands more than anything else, as far as I know of. He is currently tied up in the business of getting out of that barrier beyond the village along with Kagome," InuYasha stated matter of factly. "Then what good am I supposed to be to you, since I don't have any real trained powers and have access to anything that would help in the battle? The only thing I'd be good for is holding you up," Megan asked.
"But you are of importance. You see my sword, Tetsusaiga only works if I'm protecting a human. And the user has to be hanyou. A little history behind the blade. My brother and I were after the sword, blah, blah, blah. Anyway he nor I could pull it out. It was Kagome who pulled the sword out of the stone, Sesshoumaru or I. My dead father had it made usable for only when the wielder would use it to protect a human. Sesshoumaru got Tenseiga, a blade that heals and brings humans back to life. That way he can't really kill me unless he plans on using his Tokijin."
"I think I get the point, no offense. But we should get going. I don't wish to sit here all day learning about ancient, yet powerful swords. We should be going out there, keeping Sesshoumaru's lands safe. Besides, this would be a great way for you two to reconcile-" Megan suggested before being rudely interrupted by an indignant hanyou.
"He and I will never reconcile. He's an egotistical bastard who is only powerful because of his rank. I'm just dirt in his eyes." The hanyou spat, sort of longingly. He still longed to be accepted by his brother, even though he refused to admit that to himself.
"You're more powerful than you look, InuYasha. Sesshoumaru's noticed that, as well. How I know this stuff I don't know. Maybe I'm a certain type of miko that is able to tell the past, future, and that kind of stuff. And you want a reconciliation even if you won't admit it to me. I can sense it deep down. You wouldn't have said what you said almost longingly if you didn't," Megan said honestly, hoping that it would get through to InuYasha.
This got InuYasha ticked. "You don't know nothing of what I've been through! You're just pulling out nonsense about something you don't even know is true! So mind your business and I'll mind mine, wench!" This hurt Megan, though she wouldn't show it.
"Sor-ry! I forgot, you're stubborn and won't admit anything even if it was thrown in your face like a hot coal! I'm going home, I don't need this shit. Being called 'Wench this' and 'Bitch that'!" Megan yelled angrily. This clearly got InuYasha by surprise. Yes, Kagome had been like this with him, but she couldn't sift through his emotions and feelings like this girl could. 'How can she do this? She's gotten through all of my barriers when Kagome couldn't.'
By this time Megan had started walking back to the Bone Eater's well. "Hey, you can't leave! It's too dangerous out there without protection!" InuYasha yelled, desperate edging in his voice. (A/N: Gee, I didn't know you cared, InuYasha. Inu: Shutup, wench! You can dig into my emotions too?!?! Youkai Kagome: Duh, I'm the author....author....author....)
"Why, so you can harass me and use me as a pillar of mocking?!?!," Megan said just as InuYasha was trying to catch her she said the magic words, "SIT!!!" Minutes later, you heard a thud and then she was off, knowing that the spell would wear off momentarily. She got as far as the well and she felt him coming. 'Oh.My.God. I can feel him coming this way!' She thought as she finally made it to the well.....
Ending Credits:
Youkai Kagome: OOH! Another cliffy. Seriously guys, what should I make Sesshoumaru do when he catches Kagome? And same with Inu and Megan, who are no doubtedly making out on my sofa nonetheless....
Megan, Inu: *Realize they've been caught* Uh-oh...
Kagome: Get a room you hentais!
Megan: Fine, but I want my babies!
Youkai Kagome: Yeah, yeah. We get the point. You will get them later. Since I'm just beginning getting the show on the road with you two knuckleheads who can't make out somewhere but my couch....
Sesshoumaru: I never thought I'd see the day where Inu got a boy-- err girlfriend...Gee I almost said boyfriend back there...
Youkai Kagome: Now that really scares me... Don't ask. I occasionally accidentally almost write the wrong word...
~Fin...For Now...
By Youkai Kagome
Opening Credits
Shadow: *drinks some alchohol* O.o.. SESSHOMARU DIE! *grops Miroku*
Death: Oh my...
Shadow: *keeps groping Miroku looking like a prostitue* I'll pay you 1 dollah!
Death: o.o'... *tackles Shadow and forces down her medicine* Umm... yeah.. Update soon!
Sesshoumaru: Look, lady. I don't know what you're trying to pull here, but I didn't know ya then and I don't know ya now! Give me a break, really! I don't know a Shadow or a Death. I don't know why I got stuck with such a conniving and relentless pest! How many times do I have to tell ya, I don't know ya! I never heard of ya! My heart belongs to someone else, not to some person I don't know at all, hardly. Go find yourself somebody else. Like that Kouga bum sitting over there sulking 'cause he can't find a mate that thinks he's hot stuff when he really isn't. Oh, and another thing. You seriously need anger management. The hentai is taken up with Sango.
*Off in the distance you can hear a muffled noise*
Miroku: *Far away* No I'm not! I've gotten over her years ago. It's clear she doesn't love me anyways.
Sesshoumaru: Well maybe you shouldn't have groped her and then maybe she would have a reason to fall in love with you!
Kagome: Yeah, not to mention that you groped my butt as well...
Sesshoumaru: WHAT?!?! HE IS NOT TO BE GROPING MY KAGOME!!!!
Kagome: Oh my...
Megan: Could it be?
InuYasha: He didn't say what I thought he just said, did he?
Youkai Kagome: I can't believe it! And I didn't even think it up!
Sesshoumaru: Er...well...
Megan: Oh, cut denying the fact that you have grown attatched to Kagome. I see the way you look at her.
Sesshoumaru: Mind your business, wench!!
Kagome: Mind your manners, Fluffy. You know InuYasha is *very* protective of Megan and if you call her anything like that he could go off the deep end...
InuYasha: *Gets red in the eyes*
CLIFFY in the Opening Credits! WOO!
~To be Continued~
DISCLAIMER: I do not own InuYasha or any of the characters. I do not own Shadow or Death. I have been graciously given humorous dialogue and I saw no reason why I shouldn't post it. I do not own Megan. However, I am surprised that she was *not* perverted for once today. *She has completely forgotten the fact that she would take InuYasha away from her, at the moment.* Thank you and don't sue!
NOTE: Oh, yes. Since I don't know what to do with Sesshoumaru, I'm going to get the show started with Megan and InuYasha a bit. I am still wondering if I should turn them into youkai, hanyou, or leave them human. I would prefer them be youkai, but you're the audience and I simply do not know what to do in the pending moment. So if you would like to cast a vote, I would greatly appreciate it. Unless rule says you're not allowed to. I don't know, I don't always read the rules. -Youkai Kagome
~.:.Chapter 9-InuYasha Meets Someone New.:.~
InuYasha hadn't noticed a smell unknown to him coming towards him. It smelled so natural that you could barely tell that the person was even there. He had sensed the person or thing a little late and few minutes later you could hear a "Kuso!" being shouted. InuYasha didn't know what who the person was but he nearly attacked a human being who was only looking around, very confused. "AGHH!!-MPF!!"
"Quiet, there's youkai everywhere. You want to get yourself killed?!" InuYasha yelled silently. "Just what the heck are you doing out here anyways?" The girl shivered in fear, but took the time to take in InuYasha's features. He didn't look like a madman that would kill her at any given moment. "I don't know, I was looking for Kagome 'cause I thought she was home and I fell in this weird well and climbed out and was transported here! I don't know who the heck you are or what youkai are or anything!" The girl shrieked, terrified for her own life.
"You're from Kagome's time?? I don't get it, only Kagome and I are allowed to go through that well. Kagome's been trapped in that barrier beyond us for several months now with my half-brother, Sesshoumaru. You fell through the Bone-eaters well. Come on, I will take you to Kaede's to hopefully solve this mystery as to why you're here," InuYasha, surprisingly not being the jerk he normally is. "Just who are you? Or wait, are you that InuYasha guy that Kagome's talked about on several occasions?"
"Yes, I'm that InuYasha guy. Just what did she say about me?" InuYasha asked getting curious. "She said that you were an insensitive jerk at times, but were the best friend that she has ever had. You see, she does have friends in our time but they are always setting up dates for her with Hojo. She was always cancelling them, but I never knew why until now. She came here a lot through that strange well. She never really told me about it, probably because I wouldn't believe it or I would freak out. I knew that she didn't have any feelings towards Hojo other than friendship. And then last year, we heard that she quit school. She said she just didn't have the time for it 'cause she was always 'sick' with some odd illness or injury. And then poor Hojo would bring her medicines and ailments from his uncle's store. Or was it his father's? Poor Hojo hasn't been the same when he found out she quit school. Although, she never told you I have a feeling," Megan said as they were going to Kaede's.
"I am an insensitive jerk at times...I have done many things to her throughout the search for the Shikon jewel. I have hurt her many times running off with a dead miko that is her incarnation. Don't ask. Other times I have called her a wench or bitch and stuff and was always rude and cursed when she would sit me. Thank Kami you can't though since you're not bonded to me in any way like her. I'm supposed to be her protector but yet I couldn't protect her from that damn barrier," InuYasha said regrettably. "It's not your fault. She must've been put in there for a reason. And since she was put there with your brother, they're meant to be together. And from what I've heard, you wouldn't be the man for the job, because them two are meant to fulfill a prophecy together. I have had a dream of this and have had some vague visions of this place, but I haven't seen you in it, just some stoic silver-haired with amber eyes youkai and a beautiful youkai that was his mate," She said, unknowingly telling the future.
"We're here. The old hag will see you in a few minutes," InuYasha said, disdainfully towards Kaede since she put the rosary around his neck. "Just why are you being so uhhh...nice to me? I've heard that you aren't usually this nice, but tend to be rude and egotistical and have a bad temper."
"I DO NOT HAVE A BAD TEMPER!!!" InuYasha yelled. (A/N: Yes, I know InuYasha is a bit OCC. But once again I can't resist being the kind-hearted soul that I am. And besides, he DOES have a crush on Megan even though they just met.) "Sure. What do you think that was, an outburst?" She asked, before continuing, "Anyways, I'm going to go see Kaede now, since you appear to be busy blowing off steam at the moment."
It wasn't long before Kaede had found out why she was here. "It appears to me child, that ye are destined to be with InuYasha. Midoriko has obviously taken pity on him and has decided that ye should be his mate. Granted, InuYasha has a bad temper-" "I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER, OLD HAG!!!" "Ahem, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, he does have a bad temper and can be a jerk at times, but he does have a good heart. He is very protective of those he cares about, considering he shows it in the way he does. It's his way of showing he cares. He may call you names and stuff, but he called Kagome names and stuff also. Another thing I have noticed about ye is that ye are a potential miko and there is something about ye that I'm not so sure I know exactly. I'm sure it will come out in good time. I must gather herbs now, but if you decide that you'd like to train ye are more than welcome."
"Thank you, Kaede-sama. I am honored that you would accept me as a miko apprentice, although I don't think that I'll be around much from that look I'm getting from InuYasha," Megan said regrettably. "Heh, sounds like you two will have a wonderful life together. Don't let him stop you, since you are to be his mate in the future you also have rights to the rosary around his neck, so therefore he can't tell you what to do without the rosary at yer disposal," Kaede said with a hint in her voice that InuYasha had better not hold her back from training if she wanted to do so.
After saying her goodbyes and such, she went back out to InuYasha who was indignant that his 'future mate' should train as a miko. "You will 'not' be training as a miko, you hear me?!" InuYasha said, almost possessively. "And you will NOT tell me what to do unless you'd care to eat dirt today!" Megan retorted giving InuYasha the hint that if he didn't shut his yap that he'd be kissing his old friend dirt very soon. "Feh, whatever. But you won't be around a lot anyways. Other business to attend to." InuYasha said dreadedly. It was almost as if he didn't want to but knew it the top priority right now. He would rather get to know her better, fall in love with her perhaps, become mates and you get the picture.
"What type of business?" Megan asked curiously. She had a feeling that she wasn't going to like it but on the other hand, it gave her and InuYasha a chance to get to know each other better. "There's a war threatening to break out in the Western Lands and Sesshoumaru, my brother and lord, will kill me if he finds his lands gone to smitherenes. He treasures those lands more than anything else, as far as I know of. He is currently tied up in the business of getting out of that barrier beyond the village along with Kagome," InuYasha stated matter of factly. "Then what good am I supposed to be to you, since I don't have any real trained powers and have access to anything that would help in the battle? The only thing I'd be good for is holding you up," Megan asked.
"But you are of importance. You see my sword, Tetsusaiga only works if I'm protecting a human. And the user has to be hanyou. A little history behind the blade. My brother and I were after the sword, blah, blah, blah. Anyway he nor I could pull it out. It was Kagome who pulled the sword out of the stone, Sesshoumaru or I. My dead father had it made usable for only when the wielder would use it to protect a human. Sesshoumaru got Tenseiga, a blade that heals and brings humans back to life. That way he can't really kill me unless he plans on using his Tokijin."
"I think I get the point, no offense. But we should get going. I don't wish to sit here all day learning about ancient, yet powerful swords. We should be going out there, keeping Sesshoumaru's lands safe. Besides, this would be a great way for you two to reconcile-" Megan suggested before being rudely interrupted by an indignant hanyou.
"He and I will never reconcile. He's an egotistical bastard who is only powerful because of his rank. I'm just dirt in his eyes." The hanyou spat, sort of longingly. He still longed to be accepted by his brother, even though he refused to admit that to himself.
"You're more powerful than you look, InuYasha. Sesshoumaru's noticed that, as well. How I know this stuff I don't know. Maybe I'm a certain type of miko that is able to tell the past, future, and that kind of stuff. And you want a reconciliation even if you won't admit it to me. I can sense it deep down. You wouldn't have said what you said almost longingly if you didn't," Megan said honestly, hoping that it would get through to InuYasha.
This got InuYasha ticked. "You don't know nothing of what I've been through! You're just pulling out nonsense about something you don't even know is true! So mind your business and I'll mind mine, wench!" This hurt Megan, though she wouldn't show it.
"Sor-ry! I forgot, you're stubborn and won't admit anything even if it was thrown in your face like a hot coal! I'm going home, I don't need this shit. Being called 'Wench this' and 'Bitch that'!" Megan yelled angrily. This clearly got InuYasha by surprise. Yes, Kagome had been like this with him, but she couldn't sift through his emotions and feelings like this girl could. 'How can she do this? She's gotten through all of my barriers when Kagome couldn't.'
By this time Megan had started walking back to the Bone Eater's well. "Hey, you can't leave! It's too dangerous out there without protection!" InuYasha yelled, desperate edging in his voice. (A/N: Gee, I didn't know you cared, InuYasha. Inu: Shutup, wench! You can dig into my emotions too?!?! Youkai Kagome: Duh, I'm the author....author....author....)
"Why, so you can harass me and use me as a pillar of mocking?!?!," Megan said just as InuYasha was trying to catch her she said the magic words, "SIT!!!" Minutes later, you heard a thud and then she was off, knowing that the spell would wear off momentarily. She got as far as the well and she felt him coming. 'Oh.My.God. I can feel him coming this way!' She thought as she finally made it to the well.....
Ending Credits:
Youkai Kagome: OOH! Another cliffy. Seriously guys, what should I make Sesshoumaru do when he catches Kagome? And same with Inu and Megan, who are no doubtedly making out on my sofa nonetheless....
Megan, Inu: *Realize they've been caught* Uh-oh...
Kagome: Get a room you hentais!
Megan: Fine, but I want my babies!
Youkai Kagome: Yeah, yeah. We get the point. You will get them later. Since I'm just beginning getting the show on the road with you two knuckleheads who can't make out somewhere but my couch....
Sesshoumaru: I never thought I'd see the day where Inu got a boy-- err girlfriend...Gee I almost said boyfriend back there...
Youkai Kagome: Now that really scares me... Don't ask. I occasionally accidentally almost write the wrong word...
~Fin...For Now...