A/N: The last of the filler chapters! It's really cute, so go ahead and read it! Then I'll get down to business, I promise! But this thing has been floating around for a while. Before I go on though, let me explain something: I wrote this to be just like S2. That means that there's a little bit of everything, but no actual conclusion as far as the relationships go. Prom hasn't happened yet, or Denny, but pretty much everything else has. This fic revolves around Brianna and Addison with the other doctors. On that note, I apologize to anyone who was upset by the last chapter. Just know that there is no specific ship in here, other than the ring-around-the-rosy game we had to watch during S3.
Disclaimer: Still don't own anything. But I had this as a dream once. With different people, but it was so funny I had to write it. Please, please review!!!
"I feel really bad for her," Meredith was saying.
Izzie, George, and she were inside her bathroom getting ready for work. Meredith had a toothbrush in her mouth and it was very, very hard not to spray it everywhere while talking.
"Same," said Izzie. "It's like, she's too young to know about the real world."
"The real world? Totally sucks," said George,
"I remember I had to grow up fast," said Meredith, spitting into the sink.
"Me too."
They both looked at George. "Yeah, I did," he said. "But it was because my family was immature, not because I had problem-problems."
"It's a problem-problem to you, George. Everyone has their problem-problems. They may not seem important, but they are to you. Hence the problem-problems."
"You're right, Meredith. Izzie, ARE YOU USING MY TOOTHBRUSH?"
"Um…no, why would I do that?" Izzie said. "Mine's red and yours is blue." She looked at the toothbrush, which was a very nice shade of cobalt blue. "Oops."
"IZZIE?"
"Guys! Now is not the time! We're going to be late, and I don't think Christina's going to wait for us."
After lots of slamming doors, they were all ready in their jeans and shirts to go to work.
"Izzie, could you grab my keys?" Meredith asked. At the same time, the doorbell rang.
"Happy Thursday to us," said George.
"Come in! It's open!"
"No, it isn't."
"Whose turn was it to unlock the door this morning?"
"I don't remember!"
"LET ME IN!!!"
George ran over and got the door.
"Thank you, Bambi."
"Shut up."
"LET'S GO!!!" bellowed Izzie, and they all climbed into the car.
On the highway…
"Look, Christina!" exclaimed Izzie, "there's Burke! Hi, Burke!!!" Izzie rolled down the window and started waving her arms wildly.
"You're going to fall out of the car. When you do, I'm so not stopping to go get you."
"You so want me to fall out of the car. You just want to do my surgery."
"Get in the car."
"Does this mean you care about me?"
"No. Get back in."
"Hi Christina!!!" Now Burke was waving. Christina half-heartedly waved back with a huge fake smile. "Lord help us."
"Hey, Meredith! Look! It's McDreamy!" cried Izzie. "He's driving next to Burke. Hi, McDreamy!!!"
Derek, at this time, was speeding along when he saw a blond girl wildly waving to him from the back of the car. "Dr. Stevens?" he muttered, then rolled down his window. "Good morning, Dr. Stevens!!!"
"Call me Izzie! Why aren't we all on a first name basis? We're practically related!"
"Shut up, Izzie!" said Meredith from the back of the car. "George, make her stop."
But George was waving to a car on the other side of the highway. "Satan! SATAN!!! Oops. DR. MONTGOMERY-SHEPHERD!!! Look! We're all together on the highway!!!"
Addison rolled down her window. "O'Malley! What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm waving to you! And look! On our other side are your kind-of husband and Dr. Burke! Isn't this fun?"
"We're going to hell. The attendings are sending us straight to hell," said Meredith.
"Come on, Meredith! We've done this a thousand times!"
"Not with our boss's bosses on the road with us!"
"You're just mad because Derek's here."
"Shut up."
"Have a little fun!!!"
"Is Bailey here?"
All four interns looked around. "No."
"Alex is going to be so mad he missed this," said Meredith.
"Not you too!" moaned Christina. Meredith's head was already outside the window.
"Derek! Woo-hoo, Derek!!!"
"Dr. Grey!"
"I'm your old girlfriend/dirty mistress! You can't call me Dr. Grey!"
"Fine then, Meredith!"
"Did your wife ask you about the plan?"
"I'm in on the plan. She told me about it this morning!!! Did you use conditioner on your hair? I swear, I can smell the lavender all the way over here!"
"I always use conditioner when I go to work!" (When you're there, she muttered.)
"I'm glad."
"Me too!!!"
"Those two are so sad," Christina grumbled.
Meanwhile…
"If I'm really nice to you, and I talk to you on the highway, does that mean I get to scrub in on your surgery today?"
"O'Malley. Shut up."
"It was worth a try."
"Are we still doing the plan?"
"Of course we're still doing the plan! You and your sister need to be reunited and happy forever and ever…my face is getting cold!!!"
"Oh my God!" shrieked Addison. "What are they doing?"
Derek and Burke were now apparently attempting to have a drag race on the highway.
"Come on, newbie. Let's see what you've got," said Burke, and clamped his foot down on the pedal.
"Sorry, Meredith. I have to go defend my manly honor!"
"Oh, go! Be like a knight in shining armor!" Meredith was cracking up. This was all so stupid.
"Only if you'll be my princess."
"I don't do princesses."
"Be my lady-in-waiting."
Meredith nodded. "Now that sounds more like me. Go!"
Derek sped off. Meredith crawled over to the other side of the car. "Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd! Your husband is trying to kill himself!"
"Oh, dear Lord," Addison said, and put her foot down on the gas. She shot forward.
"You know what would be really funny?" Christina asked. "If they get in an accident, you three will be responsible for their deaths. But not me. I stayed quiet and drove."
"Technically, it was Burke's fault," said Izzie.
"You were the one who talked to him first. Therefore, it was you."
"Izzie's going to kill us all," said George.
Christina pulled into the Seattle Grace parking lot and swiped her card for the "Doctors Only" section. From there, she drove into what was unofficially known as the "Interns and Nurses Section". You had to park there, or strange things would begin to happen to your car. Your gas would be drained and you'd get holes in your tires.
"At least I'm not the one who was talking to Addison."
"What?"
"That was so random!"
"Okay guys. We have two choices," said Meredith, as Christina parked. "We can argue here all day and be late, go to work right now and be early, or go see who won the race."
Everyone got out of the car and saw that the three attending were now running furiously toward Seattle Grace.
"I'm guessing that their race is who can get inside the fastest?" said Christina, who was already taping the whole thing with her digital camera.
Alex came running up. "What's up?"
"We had a race on the highway and now the attendings are trying to see who can run the fastest," said Izzie in a monotone. "Now shut up, I want to see who wins."
"Wait. What?"
"Shut up, Alex!" hissed Meredith. "I think Derek's going to win."
"I can't believe you fell for that knight-in-shining armor stuff. For your information, Burke's going to win," said Christina.
"Look at Addison go in those heels!" said Izzie. "Holy crap!"
"Ten bucks for Derek," said Meredith.
"Fifteen for Burke," Christina shot back.
"Fifteen for the She-Shep," said Izzie.
"My money's on Satan too," said Alex, now totally engrossed in the race.
"Fifty says that they all tie and make each other look rather stupid," said George.
"Why's that?"
"Bailey's on the other side of the door."
"We have to get closer," Christina said. "This is going to be good."
Addison saw her first. She quickly slowed down to a brisk walk. Derek and Burke followed.
The interns watched from behind a pillar.
"Good morning, Miranda," said Addison.
"Good morning, Dr. Bailey," chorused Derek and Burke.
"I don't want to know," replied Bailey. "What I want to know is why you have one minute to get here and my interns are hiding behind a pole!!!"
"I found it!" cried George. He held up something shiny. "Here's your earring, Izzie. Sorry, Dr. Bailey." The interns hurried in behind the attendings.
"You so damn stupid."
Coming up next: Addison and Lynn!!!