I'm finally updating! Gah! You think I would have more time in the summer to write but it doesn't appear so. Ok I made u wait long enough so………..ONWARD!

Chapter 11: In Which There Is A War

A half hour later, the fireworks ended. They then resumed to walking around some more. Momiji insisted on getting even more food. At the present moment, they were walking around aimlessly.

"You cannibal." Megan said to KT who was eating a box of sushi yet again.

"What?" KT asked, confused.

"Eating your own kind." Megan said laughing. KT looked down at her box, appeared to be disgusted for a moment, but quickly brushed it aside and continued eating.

They hadn't really moved from their present location at the community food tables. Megan was raving about what she just saw. Which happened to be a Son Goku plushy.

"OMG I love Goku! He is simply orgasmic!" Megan sighed. KT sighed while the others' jaws dropped (ah the innocence).

"All he thinks about is food. At 18 years old, you would think that the hormones would have kicked in by now. But you know what? They haven't." KT said using the finger of reason. Megan sighed again.

"You crushed my dreams! You CRUSHED them so hard!" Megan said shaking her fists in KT's general direction. Tony had somehow stumbled back onto the scene. He then continued with his verbal mockery.

"How'd you do that?" he asked moving in front of Kyo a bit.

"What?" Tohru asked.

"Crush her dreams! I wanna do that. Do you have anymore dreams worth crushing?" he asked pointing at Megan.

"You know what? NYAH!" KT said pulling down her lower eyelid and sticking her tongue out.

"Go die!"

"Make me!" KT said before reaching back to pick up an egg role. She then hurled it at Tony. Tony easily dodged it and it flew past him. Unfortunately it hit someone else in the head. And that person happened to be Kyo. It splatted on the side of his face (imagine slow motion or instant replay). KT eeped.

"GOMEN NASAI KYO-KYO!" KT said while repeatedly bowing. Kyo developed several pulse marks on his head and his face was beat read with anger.

"Uh Kyo? I think you're burning that." Megan said pointing to the steaming substance on his face.

"Don't call me Kyo-Kyo!" Kyo screeched while hurling a piece of beef at KT. It hit Kt smack in the face and slowly slid off. KT stood dumbfounded. Megan on the other hand was almost on the floor because she was laughing so hard. KT turned to her still in shock.

"OMG HAHAHAHA the look on your face HAHAHAHAHA was priceless!" Megan gasped between peals of laughter. KT raise a brow.

"Oh I wish I had a camera!" Megan continued. KT picked up a rice ball, looking it over.

"You know what? Screw you!" she yelled throwing it at Megan. It burst into a million little pieces upon hitting her face. Upon seeing this, Tony burst out into fits of laughter. Megan glared at Tony as KT placed another rice ball into Megan's out stretched hand. She then held it up before throwing it so Tony could easily see it. He stopped laughing.

"You throw that, you die!" he threatened Megan paused before throwing it.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Megan shrieked.

Food began to fly like little blurs through the air. Tohru was trying to be a peace maker of course.

"Guys? I'm not sure we should be doing this. You're wasting-!" she was silenced when a piece of orange chicken careened into her face.

"Come on Tohru! Its fun!" Momiji yelled with a grin.

"Take this!" KT yelled throwing food at Momiji.

"Think fast!" Haru yelled throwing food back at KT. She blocked it with a plate. Meanwhile, Megan was trying to be all stealthy like under the table. She was even speaking in military lingo.

"Sskkt KT! What's your position? sskkt" she said holding an invisible walkie talkie up to her mouth while poking her head out from under the table cloth.

"Uhh…right next to you?" KT looked at Megan like she had finally lost it.

"Not good enough soldier! I'm demoting you to a buck private! I need exact coordinates!" Megan said angrily into her invisible walkie talkie. KT looked up at the stars as if asking 'why me' but replied anyway.

"Approximately 88 degrees on your right flank."

"Excellent. Prepare for action!"

"Whateva!" KT scoffed.

"That is unsuitable conduct! Drop and give me 20!" Megan said. In the next moment, she was pelted with steamed carrots.

"AAAAAAHHHHH! Enemy fire! Move move move! Leave no alive!" Megan said scrambling from under the table. She then did a little summersault to avoid a celery stick from Yuki. But she was not stealthy enough to avoid a horde of chicken cubes from Haru. She then fell to the ground and started to put on an Oscar worthy death scene.

"I see the light!" she said reaching up to the stars (she is lying on her back). KT approached her.

"Private…we cannot lose the war. You must never give up. You cant die here. Not like this. Your gonna die an old lady, warm in her bed. Never let go KT…never let go!" Megan said breaking into Titanic. She then clutched her heart and "died". KT didn't know what to saw.

"Simply stunning. Are you on drugs?" KT asked a limp Megan. Haru came up and stood beside KT.

"What is she doing?"

"Being and idiot!" KT sighed lightly nudging Megan's side with her foot. Haru nodded.

"Is she finally dead? Did you kill the midget?" Tony called.

"I am not a midget!" Megan yelled back, not opening her eyes and still laying on the ground.

"Did you have any Pixie Stix today?" (its like crack for kids) KT asked. Megan shook her head.

"Fruitloops? I bet it was the Fruitloops." KT said snapping her fingers.

"Nope sorry." Megan replied.

"Why would fruit loops matter?" Haru asked.

"In Senior year, when I was hyper and stupid in 2nd hour, they always asked me if I slipped crack into my Fruitloops." Megan explained finally opening her eyes. Haru's eye twitched.

"You are weird." He said offering his hand to Megan. She grabbed it and he hoisted her up. They then turned and watched as Kyo chased Momiji in circles around Tohru. Megan then noticed something. She looked down and noticed that Haru was still holding her hand. Megan felt a blush creeping onto her face. Haru seemed completely unaffected however and continued to watch. However their fun was interrupted.

"Will you guys stop!" an old woman yelled hobbling onto the scene with the help of her cane. Tohru and Yuki stopped but Tony, Kyo, and Momiji didn't. She hobbled up to Tony, who had his back to her.

"I said that's ENOUGH!" she yelled as she cracked Tony over the head with her cane.

"OW! What the hell!" he said whipping around to see if Megan had something to do with the assault. He was very surprised to see a 5'1" old woman standing their instead.

"Is that anyway to speak to your elders! And this mess! Do you have no honor!" She yelled as she cracked him over the head again.

"LADY!" Tony yelped as he ducked under another swing. Tony then thought that that was a good at time as any to run. So he did. Mean then walked up to the old woman (Haru let go of her hand).

"You're cool!" she said with new admiration for the woman who just kicked Tony's ass.

"And you! You BAKA!" she yelled before smacking Megan with her cane. Megan cringed as she yelled the newly formed welt on her head.

"Is that anyway for a woman to act? Where is your honor?" the old woman yelled raising her cane to smack Megan again.

"Mama? MAMA!" a middle aged woman yelled running up to her mama.

"I'm terribly sorry! Are you all right? Festivals excite her." The younger woman explained.

"Oh…um…I'm fine." Megan said. Both women then turned and walked away. The middle aged woman lecturing her mother. Megan then walked back to the others. KT was snickering uncontrollably.

"Are you all right?" Momiji asked.

"I think so…crazy old bat." Megan grumbled.

"We should probably be heading back now. " Yuki said. The others nodded. KT fell instep with Megan.

"Does this hurt?" KT asked as she poked the spot where Megan got hit.

"Aaaaahhhh YES!" Megan yelped trying to get away from KT's touch. Megan then proceeded to chase KT in random directions until they got home.

When they arrived at home, they saw Shirgure working (OMG the apocalypse has come if Shigure is working!)

"Welcome back. Did you all have a good……time! What happened to you?" He asked looking them over. Kyo pointed right to KT.

"She did! She started a food fight!"

"It wasn't entirely my fault! Its not my fault that Tony is an idiot!" KT said defending herself. KT then huffed and crossed her arms. Megan didn't want to be left out and joined the fray.

"I officially declared it a food fight! I even died in battle!" she said raising her hand and jumping up and down slightly.

"Oh great she's hyper again!" Kyo groaned.

"Well why don't you get cleaned up. Afterwards, I'm sure Tohru wouldn't mind making some tea. Right Tohru?" Shigure said.

"Uh-um…yes of course!" she said quickly.

"Don't push her around like that!" Kyo yelled.

"Kyo-kun, its really ok. It's no trouble at all." Tohru replied to Kyo's outburst.

"Why don't you make it Shigure?" KT asked. Shigure looked at them with a goofy look. Oh yes, a lie was coming.

"My hands hurt to much from writing."

"LIES!" Kyo yelled. After a few more minutes of pointless arguing (Megan's stupid comments didn't help), everyone dispersed.

Currently, Kyo was in the kitchen, making the tea himself, and muttering loudly.

"Stupid Shigure! The liar. I swear one day I hope he-!" he was interrupted.

"Kyo?" KT asked from the doorway. "What are you doing?"

"Making the tea…what are you doin?"

"Trying to get away from Travis." Kyo looked at KT confused.

"AKA Megan." She said. Kyo still looked confused.

"Don't ask."

"Wasn't gonna. Want some?" he asked motioning to the teapot.

"Yes please." KT replied. She then noticed something on Kyo's face. It appeared to be a smudge of some kind of sauce on his cheek. Poor Kyo hadn't gotten to shower yet. He had washed his face and changed his cloths but that was it. KT however, was squeaky clean (if I were them I, I would've jumped in a pool or something. I was actually tempted to write a scene like that but I decided not to. But if you really want to read it, I will write it….ok I'll shut up). Kyo then handed her a cup when he noticed KT staring at him.

"What are you staring at?" Kyo snapped.

"Nothing. You just have a little spot of sauce on your cheek." KT said. Kyo tried to wipe it off.

"Gone?"

"Nope." Kyo tried again.

"Still there?"

"Yup." Kyo tried once again. KT sighed.

"Let me do it." She said. Without really thinking, she licked her thumb and started trying to wipe the spot off Kyo.

"What a troublesome spot!" She said as she rubbed the spot with her thumb. Kyo had meanwhile, turned so red, that it looked like the blood vessels in his face would pop.

"Ok its gone." KT said removing her thumb. Kyo quickly looked away from KT. KT was startled for a moment and then finally caught up to speed. She immediately blushed a bazillion shades of red.

'OMG! I just shared an indirect lick with Kyo! It's like I kissed him! Ok…this is extremely awkward!' KT thought.

"Sorry." KT said before fleeing the room.

KT entered the living room where Shigure, Yuki, Megan, and Tohru were. Megan was pretty much bouncing off the walls.

"FEAR ME! FOR I AM THE SPARKLE NINJA!" Megan cried in a French accent for some reason. Kt formed a sweat drop.

'What the heck is Travis doing?' KT thought 'She's finally lost it!'

"If you do not fear me, I shall feed you to the beavers!" Megan yelled again.

"Holy whores Batman! What is she doing?" KT asked.

"We're not sure. But she's very entertaining." Shigure said, giggling like the ninny he was.

"Trisha behave yourself. Go run around outside. You're crazy!" KT said. Megan stopped immediately and looked at KT.

"I'm behaving!" Megan cried as Kyo entered the room. Megan saw him, ran up to him, and grabbed him by the front of his shirt.

"I'm not crazy! You do believe me don't you Kyo-Kyo?" She asked gently shaking him. Kyo said nothing but looked at her like she was insane (she probably was).

"I'm not crazy! Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!" she cried as she ran outside, waving her arms like mad. There was silence.

"Should we have Hatori look at her?" Kyo asked with a raised brow.

"No. She can either be super smart….or a total nutcase." KT explained as she saw Megan doing cartwheels outside. "She's just on a sugar high."

"Is there anything going on next weekend Shigure-san?" Tohru asked.

"Well Momiji is probably going to drag you to that Anime Convention he keeps talking about." Shigure said adjusting his glasses and flipping a page in his book.

"Anime Convention! I totally forgot about that!" KT exclaimed.

"You know about it?" Yuki asked.

"That's one of the reasons Trisha and I came here! We're even cosplaying! Hey you guys should come with us. The more the merrier!" KT suggested.

"Do we have to cosplay?" Kyo asked (is he actually considering it!).

"No but its a lot funner if you do!"

"I would like to go!" Tohru said.

"Why?" Kyo asked. Tohru couldn't seem to think of an answer.

"They have Hello Kitty!" KT supplied. Tohru's eyes got round. Tohru was a big fan of Hello Kitty (I don't know if she is or not but she is now!)

"Oh please can we please please please?" Tohru pleaded.

"Why not. I'll go." Shigure said.

"I guess I will go to." Yuki and Kyo said in unison. They turned to glare at each other.

"Word. Ok, me and Trisha'll start thinking up people you could cosplay."

"How are you gonna find that many costumes that fast?" Kyo asked.

"There are a lot of costume shops. And I'm sure Ayame would love to help." KT said. Kyo and Yuki gaped at her.

'Oh maybe that wasn't a good idea….they'll just have to deal!' KT thought. KT then ran out to grab Megan to begin brainstorming.

WOOHOO another chapter done. I honestly didn't plan on that old lady being in there. I was just like hey lets put a crazy old lady in there. This chapter was for somereason hard to write. Especially the indirect lick. I'm not a romance writer! Im a comedy writer! That is actually an inside joke. It started when my friend did that to her little Kouga keychain and then she was like ' omg I shared an indirect lick wit Kouga'. Oh and I finally got some of the drawings I did for the story on a web page. Ok heres what you do. Go to photobucket.then go to the search box and type in TrishaSan. Then click my name and go to the folder that says my art and VOILA! Ive started writing a kingdom hearts story. So im thinking of putting that up on here too. Cut me a break on that one cuz I don't really know jack squat on kingdom hearts even though im half way through the game.