Title: Why The Heck Am I Stuck With You!
By Youkai Kagome
.:.Opening Credits.:.
Shadow: glares at Kagome I kill you... IN MY DREAMS!
Death: stares at a picture of Terrell Shexy!
Shadow: Miroku will you marry me?
Miroku: SURE!
Death: Terrell will you marry me?
Terrell: o.o'
Shadow: glars at Sesshomaru ... throws a picture of both of us together kissing Cheater... And Kagome you cant do better... MUCH!
Death: Ok... ends this review umm.. Update soon??
Kagome: Kill me and I come back to haunt you for ETERNITY!
Youkai Kagome: --'
Megan: I've just heard that Miroku is up for grabs. Sango, this means you'd better claim him while you can...
Sango: Why?
Youkai Kagome: I think someone has a crush on him Pointing to Shadow She'll steal him if you don't watch it.
Sango: Like I care.
Megan: Oh, really? I'm sure everyone has heard of you mumbling his name in your sleep, isn't that right InuYasha?
InuYasha: Yep.
Sango: Blushes Scarlet Red
Miroku: So, my darling Sango has been mumbling my name? Gropes Sango, supposedly 'by mistake'
Sango: BOOM!!! -Miroku is out cold- HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES MUST I TELL YOU NOT TO GROPE ME?!?!?!
Youkai Kagome: Whoa, calm down. No need for hysterics.
Sango: You want hysterics?!?! I'll give you hysterics!
Youkai Kagome: No, thank you. You just go torture that poor monk...Frightened
To Be Continued
Disclaimer: I do not own Shadow or Death or the dialogue. I've decided to add it since I find it funny. I do not own InuYasha and company. They are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. I do not own Megan either. Thank you and do not sue. LOL
NOTE: I think I'm going to need help with the future lemon. Ok, so I'm perverted and should be fine on my own. Guess what? Since this is my first story this is also my first lemon. I'm not there yet, but it's going to be in next chapter or two if I decide to heat things up with Megan and InuYasha. I definitely need help...I think. Oh yes, it has occurred to me that I am rushing things. I am so sorry! Honest! But now Im gonna have a hard time naming this-Nevermind I have a pretty good idea what to do. Im also considering just writing one shot fanfics since I tend to rush things and I can't get in too much trouble for rushing. LOL. Yes, I'm going to heat things up a bit in this chapter, maybe even a lemon. I can rush with Inu and Megan right? I mean, come on, they've been waiting for a while, isn't that right, Megan? -Megan nods her head yes pervertedly- I am so confused as to who I should turn hanyou ' I'm thinking you guys might mean Megan, but then I think you might mean Megan and Kagome or just one and not the other.
.:.Chapter 10-Caught.:.
Megan knew by this time that trying to get away from InuYasha was useless, even if she was faster than him, which she wasn't obviously. Not only that, she wanted to be caught. Yes, we all know Megan is perverted, but from what she had heard from Kagome, she had somewhat fallen in love with him. Oh, boy. (A/N: And I thought I was crazy...Ok, yes, I am.) She could hear him throughout the trees. She knew he was playing along also, just waiting for the oppurtune time to go in and snag his catch.
InuYasha was enjoying this very much so, though he didn't quite know why. He had never had this trouble with Kagome but this was so much fun. It almost reminded him of the times he had to go and fetch Kagome on the other side of the well. Why couldn't he have just fetched Megan out of that well himself? Oh yeah, because he didn't know she existed and that if she did whether or not she would accept him just as Kagome had. Although, from the looks of things, she had accepted him regardless of blood heritage he had. They had long since stopped running for the well and since there really wasn't anything to worry about youkai attacking them since most knew of InuYasha's terrifying power and strength.
Megan was getting awfully tired of the chase. Granted, he could go on for hours but she couldn't since well, she was human, not hanyou. Though, she would give anything to be hanyou, maybe even inuhanyou. It had its perks and its downsides, but hey, she would be immortal as long as she didn't get her butt whooped to good. InuYasha, being the good guy he tends to be and then denies it later, noticed this and ended the chase by catching her, which unknown to him, she wanted. (A/N: I'm bad...I stink at the fluffies)
InuYasha couldn't remember having this much fun, even when Kagome was around. Ok, it had been fun having their little arguments and quarrels and going to fetch her from her side of the well, but this was just plain too interesting. Ok, he's dense and all, but we all know he already has an unknown interest in Megan to uh, make her his mate. (A/N: I'm already blushing...I love reading these types of stories but I always have to blush or have writers block when it comes to me writing them, even for the first time.)
Megan was getting confused about InuYasha's dazed look. 'Is it me, or is he daydreaming about...me?? This is way too weird..'
"Uh...Why exactly are you staring at me, InuYasha?" Megan asked nervously. "I am NOT staring at you, wench!!" InuYasha denied, but failing miserably since he was blushing a deep red cherry. "Uh-huh. Then why are you blushing? Oh, and I'm NOT a wench!! SIT BOY!" Few minutes later there was a thud, surprisingly. Looks like Megan can say the sit word too.
"FUCK! She can say it too!" InuYasha said, cursing and screaming like his normal self. "I've never heard from Kagome that he cursed this much..." Megan said aloud. "Just wait 'til I get done kissing dirt, as Kagome likes to put it. I'm going to teach you a lesson about saying that cursed word!!!" InuYasha yelled semi-threateningly. "Oh, really? From what I see, it looks more like you're fucking the ground rather than kissing it since you're down there a lot from what Kagome told me. and here's another one. SIT!!!!!!" Megan practically screamed. THUD!!!!!! 'Oh, she's gonna get it one of these days. And I thought Kagome had bad PMS...' InuYasha thought smugly.
"Oh and what are you smirking about, Inu? You're the one fucking dirt!" Megan taunted. "I think I like fucking dirt. But I'd rather fuck 'someone' than fuck dirt," InuYasha said hintingly(Is this even a word? Oh well, who cares as long as I'm getting what I want out. LOL) "W-w-w-what the f-f-fuck is t-t-that supposed to mean?!" Megan said blushing a deeper shade of red than even Kagome could muster at all in her lifetime. InuYasha started laughing at her stuttering and the scarlet blush that was being displayed. Megan got annoyed by this and said our favorite words, "SIT BOY!!!!" (A/N: Ok, Im getting abusive with the word 'sit'...Im even beginning to scare myself. I'd better stop with the word 'sit'. But it's too hard to stop saying 'sit')
THUD!!!!!! "Ok, I'm sorry. Can we just get back to what it was that we were doing? PLEASE????" InuYasha said, frightened of Megan's PMS level. (A/N: I forgot what they had to stop from happening...Crud...) InuYasha didn't feel like having his back broken by a meer human who could say the command at any given moment. InuYasha didn't like that evil gleam in her eyes. "What the fuck are you staring at me like that for?!?!?!?!?!" InuYasha asked quite freaked out by the look she was giving him.
'Oh no, females only get this way when their heat is coming in O.O' That must mean she's either in heat or is going into heat...' "Um, not to be nosy or anything but...anychanceyoumightbegoingintoheat?" InuYasha said quickly. "Heat? What is that? Oh, I get what you mean. Shit. I totally forgot and what luck to have fallen in the well today. No offense towards you. You know what I mean. And I'm not even going to begin to explain what I have to get from my time so I'll just be heading back to the well..." Megan said before getting cut off by InuYasha.
"There is no way in seven hells that you are going to the well at this time of night by yourself. I don't care whether or not you have miko abilities. You are untrained and don't know how to control your powers..." "WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY POWERS, BUDDY?!?! THE WELL IS JUST RIGHT DOWN THERE, YOU JERK!!!! Mmph!!!"
"Shut up, wench!! There are demons out late at night on the prowl for humans like you who aren't careful. That is why no human in their right mind goes out at night. It is simply not safe for you to be heading out there without protection or something to fight back with which without me there to protect you, you would be without any type of defense," InuYasha said seriously, "That is how my mother died. She wandered out alone without any protection and some youkai got at her and killed her." "I'm sorry," Megan said remorsefully.
"Don't be, you didn't know that it wasn't safe out here. Most youkai won't hesitate to eat you alive. There are few to none that would protect you or leave you alone. Hanyou aren't much different, but since hanyou do have human emotions to some extent but they most likely if they weren't associated with you they might go in for the kill. Do you understand why you shouldn't be shouting and screaming and wandering out on your own throughout Sendoku Jidai now?" InuYasha finished. "Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't know," Megan said.
"How many times am I going to have to tell you not to be sorry? C'mon, let's go. You should get back to your time so you can do what you've gotta do. Hop on," InuYasha said instructing Megan to get on his back. "Are you sure this isn't going to hurt?" Megan asked, forgetting he didn't have human strength.
"Oy, wench, I'm not weak and frail like you humans. No offense. Now hop on, the night isn't going to be young forever, you know!" InuYasha said almost cockily. "How many times do I have to tell you I am NOT a wench!! My name is MEGAN! Say it with me now! Meg-an! If you can't say my name I will sit you, got it?!" Megan fumed. THUD! "Damn, women always have to be picky as to what they want to be called! Feh, fine, whatever, wench." "Ohhhh!!! You're gonna get it!!!" Megan fumed even more.
To be continued?
.:.Ending Credits.:.
Youkai Kagome: Ok, I'll admit it. I did sit poor Inu too much.
InuYasha: I'm going to fucking kill you for that, wench!!!!
Youkai Kagome: I AM NOT A WENCH, ASSHOLE! SIT!!!!!
InuYasha: THUD!!!! Owwwwwwwww....
Kagome: He never learns.... --'
Sesshoumaru: You're telling me? I didn't think he was THIS stupid...
InuYasha: I heard that....I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!! I'M NOT STUPID!!!
Sesshoumaru: Oh, you're right. You're just plain arrogant AND stupid.
InuYasha: That does it!!!! Leaps at Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: Dodges InuYasha's attack Did I also mention that you're incredibly slow?
InuYasha: I forgot to mention that you're as ugly as hell!
Sesshoumaru: Takes out Tokijin Slices Inu's hair off Look, now you're even uglier than me. You're incredibly BALD!
InuYasha: My beautiful hair!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Gee, I guess I'm not a drama queen after all. Look who's complaining about his poor head.
Youkai Kagome: Sesshoumaru and InuYasha? Sweetly
Sess, Inu: Y-y-y-yes? Nervously
Youkai Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sess, Inu: THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.:.To be continued.:.
By Youkai Kagome
.:.Opening Credits.:.
Shadow: glares at Kagome I kill you... IN MY DREAMS!
Death: stares at a picture of Terrell Shexy!
Shadow: Miroku will you marry me?
Miroku: SURE!
Death: Terrell will you marry me?
Terrell: o.o'
Shadow: glars at Sesshomaru ... throws a picture of both of us together kissing Cheater... And Kagome you cant do better... MUCH!
Death: Ok... ends this review umm.. Update soon??
Kagome: Kill me and I come back to haunt you for ETERNITY!
Youkai Kagome: --'
Megan: I've just heard that Miroku is up for grabs. Sango, this means you'd better claim him while you can...
Sango: Why?
Youkai Kagome: I think someone has a crush on him Pointing to Shadow She'll steal him if you don't watch it.
Sango: Like I care.
Megan: Oh, really? I'm sure everyone has heard of you mumbling his name in your sleep, isn't that right InuYasha?
InuYasha: Yep.
Sango: Blushes Scarlet Red
Miroku: So, my darling Sango has been mumbling my name? Gropes Sango, supposedly 'by mistake'
Sango: BOOM!!! -Miroku is out cold- HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES MUST I TELL YOU NOT TO GROPE ME?!?!?!
Youkai Kagome: Whoa, calm down. No need for hysterics.
Sango: You want hysterics?!?! I'll give you hysterics!
Youkai Kagome: No, thank you. You just go torture that poor monk...Frightened
To Be Continued
Disclaimer: I do not own Shadow or Death or the dialogue. I've decided to add it since I find it funny. I do not own InuYasha and company. They are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. I do not own Megan either. Thank you and do not sue. LOL
NOTE: I think I'm going to need help with the future lemon. Ok, so I'm perverted and should be fine on my own. Guess what? Since this is my first story this is also my first lemon. I'm not there yet, but it's going to be in next chapter or two if I decide to heat things up with Megan and InuYasha. I definitely need help...I think. Oh yes, it has occurred to me that I am rushing things. I am so sorry! Honest! But now Im gonna have a hard time naming this-Nevermind I have a pretty good idea what to do. Im also considering just writing one shot fanfics since I tend to rush things and I can't get in too much trouble for rushing. LOL. Yes, I'm going to heat things up a bit in this chapter, maybe even a lemon. I can rush with Inu and Megan right? I mean, come on, they've been waiting for a while, isn't that right, Megan? -Megan nods her head yes pervertedly- I am so confused as to who I should turn hanyou ' I'm thinking you guys might mean Megan, but then I think you might mean Megan and Kagome or just one and not the other.
.:.Chapter 10-Caught.:.
Megan knew by this time that trying to get away from InuYasha was useless, even if she was faster than him, which she wasn't obviously. Not only that, she wanted to be caught. Yes, we all know Megan is perverted, but from what she had heard from Kagome, she had somewhat fallen in love with him. Oh, boy. (A/N: And I thought I was crazy...Ok, yes, I am.) She could hear him throughout the trees. She knew he was playing along also, just waiting for the oppurtune time to go in and snag his catch.
InuYasha was enjoying this very much so, though he didn't quite know why. He had never had this trouble with Kagome but this was so much fun. It almost reminded him of the times he had to go and fetch Kagome on the other side of the well. Why couldn't he have just fetched Megan out of that well himself? Oh yeah, because he didn't know she existed and that if she did whether or not she would accept him just as Kagome had. Although, from the looks of things, she had accepted him regardless of blood heritage he had. They had long since stopped running for the well and since there really wasn't anything to worry about youkai attacking them since most knew of InuYasha's terrifying power and strength.
Megan was getting awfully tired of the chase. Granted, he could go on for hours but she couldn't since well, she was human, not hanyou. Though, she would give anything to be hanyou, maybe even inuhanyou. It had its perks and its downsides, but hey, she would be immortal as long as she didn't get her butt whooped to good. InuYasha, being the good guy he tends to be and then denies it later, noticed this and ended the chase by catching her, which unknown to him, she wanted. (A/N: I'm bad...I stink at the fluffies)
InuYasha couldn't remember having this much fun, even when Kagome was around. Ok, it had been fun having their little arguments and quarrels and going to fetch her from her side of the well, but this was just plain too interesting. Ok, he's dense and all, but we all know he already has an unknown interest in Megan to uh, make her his mate. (A/N: I'm already blushing...I love reading these types of stories but I always have to blush or have writers block when it comes to me writing them, even for the first time.)
Megan was getting confused about InuYasha's dazed look. 'Is it me, or is he daydreaming about...me?? This is way too weird..'
"Uh...Why exactly are you staring at me, InuYasha?" Megan asked nervously. "I am NOT staring at you, wench!!" InuYasha denied, but failing miserably since he was blushing a deep red cherry. "Uh-huh. Then why are you blushing? Oh, and I'm NOT a wench!! SIT BOY!" Few minutes later there was a thud, surprisingly. Looks like Megan can say the sit word too.
"FUCK! She can say it too!" InuYasha said, cursing and screaming like his normal self. "I've never heard from Kagome that he cursed this much..." Megan said aloud. "Just wait 'til I get done kissing dirt, as Kagome likes to put it. I'm going to teach you a lesson about saying that cursed word!!!" InuYasha yelled semi-threateningly. "Oh, really? From what I see, it looks more like you're fucking the ground rather than kissing it since you're down there a lot from what Kagome told me. and here's another one. SIT!!!!!!" Megan practically screamed. THUD!!!!!! 'Oh, she's gonna get it one of these days. And I thought Kagome had bad PMS...' InuYasha thought smugly.
"Oh and what are you smirking about, Inu? You're the one fucking dirt!" Megan taunted. "I think I like fucking dirt. But I'd rather fuck 'someone' than fuck dirt," InuYasha said hintingly(Is this even a word? Oh well, who cares as long as I'm getting what I want out. LOL) "W-w-w-what the f-f-fuck is t-t-that supposed to mean?!" Megan said blushing a deeper shade of red than even Kagome could muster at all in her lifetime. InuYasha started laughing at her stuttering and the scarlet blush that was being displayed. Megan got annoyed by this and said our favorite words, "SIT BOY!!!!" (A/N: Ok, Im getting abusive with the word 'sit'...Im even beginning to scare myself. I'd better stop with the word 'sit'. But it's too hard to stop saying 'sit')
THUD!!!!!! "Ok, I'm sorry. Can we just get back to what it was that we were doing? PLEASE????" InuYasha said, frightened of Megan's PMS level. (A/N: I forgot what they had to stop from happening...Crud...) InuYasha didn't feel like having his back broken by a meer human who could say the command at any given moment. InuYasha didn't like that evil gleam in her eyes. "What the fuck are you staring at me like that for?!?!?!?!?!" InuYasha asked quite freaked out by the look she was giving him.
'Oh no, females only get this way when their heat is coming in O.O' That must mean she's either in heat or is going into heat...' "Um, not to be nosy or anything but...anychanceyoumightbegoingintoheat?" InuYasha said quickly. "Heat? What is that? Oh, I get what you mean. Shit. I totally forgot and what luck to have fallen in the well today. No offense towards you. You know what I mean. And I'm not even going to begin to explain what I have to get from my time so I'll just be heading back to the well..." Megan said before getting cut off by InuYasha.
"There is no way in seven hells that you are going to the well at this time of night by yourself. I don't care whether or not you have miko abilities. You are untrained and don't know how to control your powers..." "WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY POWERS, BUDDY?!?! THE WELL IS JUST RIGHT DOWN THERE, YOU JERK!!!! Mmph!!!"
"Shut up, wench!! There are demons out late at night on the prowl for humans like you who aren't careful. That is why no human in their right mind goes out at night. It is simply not safe for you to be heading out there without protection or something to fight back with which without me there to protect you, you would be without any type of defense," InuYasha said seriously, "That is how my mother died. She wandered out alone without any protection and some youkai got at her and killed her." "I'm sorry," Megan said remorsefully.
"Don't be, you didn't know that it wasn't safe out here. Most youkai won't hesitate to eat you alive. There are few to none that would protect you or leave you alone. Hanyou aren't much different, but since hanyou do have human emotions to some extent but they most likely if they weren't associated with you they might go in for the kill. Do you understand why you shouldn't be shouting and screaming and wandering out on your own throughout Sendoku Jidai now?" InuYasha finished. "Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't know," Megan said.
"How many times am I going to have to tell you not to be sorry? C'mon, let's go. You should get back to your time so you can do what you've gotta do. Hop on," InuYasha said instructing Megan to get on his back. "Are you sure this isn't going to hurt?" Megan asked, forgetting he didn't have human strength.
"Oy, wench, I'm not weak and frail like you humans. No offense. Now hop on, the night isn't going to be young forever, you know!" InuYasha said almost cockily. "How many times do I have to tell you I am NOT a wench!! My name is MEGAN! Say it with me now! Meg-an! If you can't say my name I will sit you, got it?!" Megan fumed. THUD! "Damn, women always have to be picky as to what they want to be called! Feh, fine, whatever, wench." "Ohhhh!!! You're gonna get it!!!" Megan fumed even more.
To be continued?
.:.Ending Credits.:.
Youkai Kagome: Ok, I'll admit it. I did sit poor Inu too much.
InuYasha: I'm going to fucking kill you for that, wench!!!!
Youkai Kagome: I AM NOT A WENCH, ASSHOLE! SIT!!!!!
InuYasha: THUD!!!! Owwwwwwwww....
Kagome: He never learns.... --'
Sesshoumaru: You're telling me? I didn't think he was THIS stupid...
InuYasha: I heard that....I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!! I'M NOT STUPID!!!
Sesshoumaru: Oh, you're right. You're just plain arrogant AND stupid.
InuYasha: That does it!!!! Leaps at Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: Dodges InuYasha's attack Did I also mention that you're incredibly slow?
InuYasha: I forgot to mention that you're as ugly as hell!
Sesshoumaru: Takes out Tokijin Slices Inu's hair off Look, now you're even uglier than me. You're incredibly BALD!
InuYasha: My beautiful hair!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Gee, I guess I'm not a drama queen after all. Look who's complaining about his poor head.
Youkai Kagome: Sesshoumaru and InuYasha? Sweetly
Sess, Inu: Y-y-y-yes? Nervously
Youkai Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sess, Inu: THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.:.To be continued.:.