Title: Brian in the Army
Author: krazykid47
Rating: T
A/N: Hey people 2nd chapter is updated.
Chapter 2: "MAGGOT!"
The next morning Peter was watching T.V. (again) and Lois, stomped down the stairs.
"Peter! I am getting sick of you just laying around the house all of the time!"
"Ah, deal with it Lois."
Meanwhile, Brian had just entered the army. He made his bed, which was not hard. He had a white pillow, and a white sheet.
"GET UP YOU MAGGOTS!" In came the sergeant to wake up everyone. "I SAID GET UP NOW!" He stomped over to Brian's bed and tried to wake him up. "MAGGOT!!!"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU PIECE OF CR- hi there um… mister… um sergeant. uhhi.
"MAGGOT!!!! YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE THAT IS GOING TO BATTLE!!!!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SIR YES SIR!"
Peter and Lois were still arguing on the couch.
"Peter, you did not just tell me to deal with it!"
"LOIS!" Then, out of nowhere, Lois punched Peter in a very uncomfortable spot.
"OWWWWWWWW! MY NUTS!"
The next day, Brian and the rest of the army was called to Iraq. Brian met an old friend, Quagmire. "Quagmire, what are you doing here?" said Brian.
"I am looking for some Iraqi women in their houses, heh, heh, GIGGETY!"
"o…k…" Brian was walking in the Iraqi town with an M16 in his hand, when a car bomb exploded, right beside him. Quagmire ran to Brian.
"Brian…BRIAN!" Quagmire took two fingers and pressed them to Brian's neck, there was no pulse. THE END