A/N: Okay, I know that I've taken a long time in getting this up and written, but let me tell you, things have been crazy! I moved, and then school started. Now I've got tons of homework- not to mention having to overcome writer's block!
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Before you read the story, make sure you have seen "Unnatural Selection", as there are SPOILERS!
Last Train to Clarksville
Previously. . . . "THOR!"
Chapter 3: Not going to finish our dinner
Jack was still slightly disconcerted from being beamed by Thor into the middle of the briefing room, both him and Sam in their dinner clothes.
"What's going on this time, Thor?" Jack asked, not really sure if he actually wanted to know.
"Well, O'Neill, there is a new threat in the galaxy, and the fate of your Earth may be at stake."
"Tell me something new and different that I don't know, Thor. What's the matter this time, Goa'uld? Replicators? Anything?"
"A goa'uld, O'Neill. He has recently come back on the scene and is gaining power fast. However, he threatens my galaxy, not just yours. He has sent mother ships out to my home planet, as well as yours."
"What Goa'uld, might I ask?" Daniel asked his curiosity peaked at the idea of another monster with mythological ties.
"His name is Typhoeus." Thor said.
"Oh my gosh! He's got roots in Earth; he is a monster in Greek mythology!" Daniel said, really excited now. "Typhoeus was a fire breathing dragon with a hundred heads that never rest. It was birthed by Gaea as a last ditch effort to keep the Olympians from defeating her children the Titans."
"Calm down, Danny, go to your happy place." Jack said, with all the seriousness he could muster.
"Well, people, it sounds like we have a serious problem on our hands. Thor, we are going to need more Intel on the situation. Why don't we sit down and have a formal briefing." General Hammond spoke for the first time.
"Very well, General Hammond, I will have the Intel downloaded to your base's mainframe. This will take a few minutes, however."
"Very well then, Thor," General Hammond turned to Jack and Sam. "Colonel, Major, I suggest you both go get dressed."
"Yes sir." They said, leaving the room. Jack turned to Sam after they had safely left the briefing room. "Well, Carter, it looks like we're not going to finish our dinner after all." Jack said.
"Yes sir," Was all she could say.
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The briefing room was full of all of the higher ups in the world, and they were all listening to Daniel and Sam's briefing on the threat they now faced.
Jack spoke up, "The only thing I don't get is why this Tiepus guy-" "Typhoeus." Daniel corrected. "Whatever. Why he is going to Thor's home world, too." he finished, not without a stare towards Daniel for correcting him.
"We don't really know that, sir." Sam said, looking puzzled. "However, according to the Intel that Thor gave us, we know that he is sending two mother ships to Thor's world and only one our way."
"Yes, we're reasonable certain that they won't be here for several days, at least a week. The ships headed for Thor's world will be there within twenty four hours. He has asked SG-1 to come with him to go back to his world to destroy those ships. We will then come back here and destroy the ship coming here as well." Daniel said.
"In any case, we should still start evacuation, and I suggest we move to defcon 4." Teal'c said, finally speaking up.
"Alright, people." General Hammond said, getting up. "Start preparing for this. We are going to start evacuating now in case of a worst case scenario. Sg-1 you leave in three hours. Get all of your supplies packed up."
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Sg-1 was in the embarkation room, packed up and ready to leave. Everyone was slightly worried by the whole thing. Sure, they had been in way worse situations before, but there was something about this that bothered them.
The doors opened and General Hammond walked in. "Sg-1, just do the best you can, and gods speed, people." He finished with a note of finality.
"Hold down the fort for us General." Jack said with a wink. "Can do, Colonel." He laughed.
Just then a flash of light came and SG-1 was on Thor's ship. They turned around and saw Thor. They put their bags down and walked over. Thor put the ship into hyperspace and they were off.
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Later, on Thor's home world
"The ships are here!" Sam said, her tone showing a mixture of fear and anticipation.
"We are being hailed." Thor said.
"Alright, let's talk to them." Jack said with a sigh. Thor moved the snow white stone to a different place on the console, and a jaffa appeared on the screen.
"Crie! Bow before your lord, Typhoeus, and your world shall be spared." Said the jaffa, a black dragon on his forehead.
"No, thanks, I'm really not in a bowing down mood." Jack said, stepping forward. "Look here. You didn't even introduce yourself. What bad manners. What did your mother teach you?" Jack continued to stall as Sam and Thor prepared the weapons.
"I would not hire on us, as we have superior shields and can withstand many, many hits. Your shields, however, could be destroyed in one swift strike. So, do as I said, and bow down on the name of your god!" The jaffa said.
"Uh- nope. Still don't feel like bowing down you see, my knee is really bad and-" Jack continued to stall.
"Enough foolishness!" The jaffa yelled. "Announce Typhoeus as your god or be destroyed!"
"Sir, we need to be careful, he's right, his shields are superior and we won't stand a chance if he fires." Sam whispered.
"Are you telling me that the snake-head in that ship over there has better weapons and shields than the Asgard do?" Jack asked exasperatedly.
"Yes sir,"
"Well, then, we need to figure something out." Jack said.
"You have two hours to announce Typhoeus as your god before being destroyed." The jaffa said.
"Very well, then." Daniel chipped in. The screen went blank. "Ok, what are we going to do then?" He asked.
"We must destroy that ship before it destroys us all." Thor said.
"What of the other ship heading for this world?" Teal'c asked, turning his head towards the rest if the team and raising his eyebrow.
"We can find a way to beam on and nuke them from the inside." Jack said.
"That is extremely risky, O'Neill." Teal'c countered.
"Ah, it worked the last time, didn't it?" Jack asked. Teal'c raised his eyebrow.
"Well, it sounds like our only option." Sam said. "Two of us can beam onto the second ship, and two of us onto the first. We'll set C4 and get the hell away." Sam said.
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General Hammond looked at the group of people assembled in the gate room.
"This is what's known as the Stargate, and we are sending you to our Alpha site in case we are attacked. A ship is heading our way with full intention of destroying or enslaving all life on Earth." with that, the event horizon opened, and many gasped at the unstable vortex that came forth from the gate.
"Step through there, and you will be sent to another world." Hammond said. The group started walking forward, and with that, they were on the other side. 'God's speed.' he whispered to himself.
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Jack and Sam were going to be beamed onto the first ship, and Daniel and Teal'c to the second. With a flash, they both went to their ships.
"Well, Carter, This is no lake, and this is not how I planned on spending our evening together." Jack said with a sigh.
"What, you mean with clothes on?" Sam asked, giggling slightly.
"I did not say that!" Jack said defensively. "I just meant that I didn't plan on being in a different galaxy on our weekend trip together!" He said.
"Yes, sir!" she said in a mock military voice.
"C'mon, let's just blow this sucker to hell and get back to our date." He said.
"Date? It's a date now?" she laughed. She loved how he got when he was all nervous like this.
"I didn't mean-"
"Just joking, sir." She said.
They turned a hallway, and ran into some doors. They opened when they reached them, revealing a bay full of ships, raw naqueda, and other Asgard technologies.
"I wonder how these got here!" Sam said, looking at one of the Asgard's gun.
"Who cares? Let's just plant the C4 and go." Jack said, placing a large block of the explosive on the nearest ship.
"Crie!" Cried someone from behind them, and they heard the all too familiar sound of a staff weapon powering up. Just as Jack and Sam were turning around, there was a flash of light and they were back in Thor's ship.
"Thor, buddy, good timing!" Jack said, relieved.
"There is, indeed, another problem, O'Neill." Teal'c said.
"What?" He asked as he and Carter spun around. There was somebody standing right in front of them, next to Thor. His eyes flashed yellow.
"Oh my god." Sam said. "It's fifth."
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